Secret Meats: Necromunda Campaign EP1 

It took 3 minutes...never change lads!

This is a brilliant take on a series - the infomercials, smaller board, interesting mission, use of a games master, relatively short video length and matey atmosphere really makes this stand out amongst any other Necromunda series I've watched on RU-vid. Excellent work

bro why did you abandon this? the production quality is amazing

Absolutely loving the close up of Geoff's hand camera 😂 Great stuff though . Love it 👍

I know this is a Herculean effort, but it’s turned out fantastic, well done

This intro is absolutely brilliant. I want more already!!!

Where's Epidsode 2?

This is exactly what we wanted! Puns! Guns! Funs!

Thanks for this gents - I got two take aways from this video; 1. I really want to play Necromunda now. 2. If the kids ever misbehave I can threaten them with enrolment at the Cadian pre-school.

that opening bit had me howling, this is gonna be a fun campaign

Really enjoy having Peach as a GM explaining as we go, really helpful for the viewer! Idea for a follow up scenario - Turns out the Escher who sold ammunition to Geoff's Delaque were selling half empty mags...

Loved the batrep! One of the best parts of Necromunda is having your gangers survive an absolute ****storm despite the odds. Inversely, having your nearly blind, mostly crippled, one-handed grunt drop a grenade in the middle of half of the other gang and successfully wound some of them is the stuff of legends lol.

This is very well done. Ive never played Necromunda, so It was nice to have Peachy acting as referee explaining rules.

Love it! That was really fun to watch. Some of the rolls were certainly infuriating, and definitely mirrored my own experiences playing Necromunda... I like the narrative Peachy's constructed, so it'll be interesting to see how this one develops!

Gentlemen, this has been an absolute pleasure to watch and I truly appreciate the effort that has gone into this hour of bloodshed and mayhem!

That is such a beautiful board, those close-up shot are just gorgeous

Great fun to watch! Appreciate this was an intro game, but it’s worth noting; * You still roll for Blaze even if the shot doesn’t wound a fighter. *Although Pistols, Hand Flamers don’t have the Sidearm rule, so aren’t eligible for Twin Guns Blazing. Pedantry over, can’t wait for the next episode! Rosco - Guilders-Ford Radio

First video of yours that I've watched. I enjoyed it immensely. I'm just getting into Necromunda myself, so breaking down the rules while you play is very helpful. Great bunch of lads.

Beautiful! Very good reccomendation by YT.

This was absolutely brilliant. The intro, the ad breaks, the scenario and possibly, most of all, the absolutely atrocious dice rolling all around, which really added to the feel of actually kinda useless gangers duking it out in some underhive dive. Please, more of this.

1. Excellent format for a battle rep. 2. Intro captures the spirit of the Hive well 😂 3. Strong beards... 💪

Where is episode 2, you need to make more, please!

Only hands dice rolling! Love it!

I really enjoyed this, especially when baldylocks (peachylocks) runs away!

A surprising amount of adverts during this vid, but most a lot more entertaining than usual! 😆

That was amazing - please more!

You had me at "Palanite pegging scandal". Subscribed!

Great work lads - please release the ads as shorts. They were brilliant.

Really enjoyed this, good atmosphere, great board, and you talked about what was going on. Lots more please :)

absolutely loved the news reports. Flipping epic opening sequence. Pat did a brilliant job with the cinematography and editing of the news sequences/cutaways. you had some great voice actors too!! (a familiar voice in particular ;) ) Well worth the wait!!

What a fantastic meat-and-greet with the gangs!

Absolutely brilliant stuff guys. Saved this for a rainy day and so glad I did. Proper cheered me up. Nice one 😃👍

Took me a few days to watch it, but excellent bat-rep 👍

I absolutely love the meat-based puns. Sir Loin gave me a propper belly laugh. This format is great - looking forward to more of these.

I'm not that into Battlereports I tend to get a bit bored or just they're to long to get thru it all in one sitting. But I have to say I watched this all the way thru as I built some Killa Kans! Gotta love a noce set of Kans! Was definitely fun, I've never played thos game but I'm pretty interested in it now. Super fun , you guys are always great to watch the names the banter and just seeing your joy in this was well worth it. I was a but sceptical I'd enjoy it but I think seeing the process of you talking about it and now playing it really helped me ( the viewers ) to feel connected to this campaign. Looking forward to more cheers Ladz!

Wow, kudos on the effort put into this, the intro alone blew me away. That's how I'd like to do battle reports if I had the time, paitence and equipment. Excellent job chaps 👍

Can't wait for the next episode in this campaign. !

First battle report I've ever watched entirely, good job on keeping it engaging. Although maybe don't give Geoff the loaded dice next time 🤣

That intro was amazing. and the game was fun to watch! Thanks

That pan through the market, chef's kiss. Loving this lads.

Jeff and his $#!t dice rolling.... This looks more like a game around a basement table than an official battle report.... Can't wait for the next episode.... keep up the great work...

Hypeeeee! Love the news coverage.😅 The pegging joke I can't. Love Necromunda this is gonna be good.

Excellent loved the whole thing

ITS HERE!!!

Fantastic stuff! Please do more!

Loved it! If you haven't planned to already, please upload the ads as shorts! I want to send them to people as propaganda for getting into 40k

This is what us hive scum love to see. I will say that the early flamer rolls to set targets ablaze even if it fails to wound.

This video made my day, never looked at Necromunda before…now I’m interested…a perfect break from the normal.

Great battle report, the news and ad sections were great as well Would like to see a showcase of the gangers, maybe complete with stat cards in the next one

LOL. Fun and funny as expected, many thanks! No personal experience with the Corpse Grinders, but most folks can't charge after standing from being pinned, so...? ANYWAY - nice narrative, and all involved seemed to have fun. Those news chirons, the commercial for the Cadian school and it's 3 Rs... all in all a fine package of entertainment. Looking forward to the next installment!

Brilliant! Make more, great craic!

Well done lads, a lot of work went into this and was exactly what I was hoping for

This was absolutely excellent, and so much fun! Hope to see more videos in this series.

Good work chaps! Can't wait to see more and I loved the narrative play.

My god emperor that had me rolling. Favorite video yet!

More Necromunda content please!

This was Fun, thanks for the video. First time I played Necromunda 3 of my injured gangers died.

loved it - great way to add some fun to a battle report and eager to see more!

Love it, great seeing you guys play. Any chance of changing the angle on the dice cam? As much as I love Jeffs hand, it was difficult to see his rolls

Really entertaining. Bigger playing area with more movement would be great to see. Having games master overseeing the game really makes a positive difference. Look forward to see more.

Is it ok to peg civilians?😂😂😂 10 Easter egg from 10

small fyi - you can still roll for Blaze even if you don't wound your target.

Can’t wait for the next episode in this

Looking forward to the rest of this 🙂 Terrain looks great but the way, any chance is of a video on how it was built/painted?

How much longer until Episode 2?

Great job guys. It's a hard game. I was confused about not using skills or Using interference or assist or the turn to face minus. Could be old rules new rules thing. Honestly we make oversights in every game. Thanks for showing how fun this game is. Which is much harder than getting every rule exactly right.

I don’t normally watch games being played, but I ended up really enjoying this. Seems like a genuinely fun time and the cameras are really well thought out.

I think the most depressing thing about this video is this is the only one

Good to see you guys doing everything within your power to avoid covering the actual 'painting phase' of the hobby.

Gentlemen, love this! Any update on when the next episode will follow? More of the Underhive needs to be explored...

That opening is amazing 😂 well done 👍

This was great! Looking forward to future episodes!

Can you please continue this series, i want it more than corpsestarch

Loving the meat based naming system. Sir Loin for the win…..😂😂

Geoff throw away those dice!

If sump city radio and double skull had a love child... this battle report would be the result.... bloody awesome!! Keep em coming .. stuff the algorithm!!

Get some new dice guys. FFS it's amazing anyone won. That aside, love the news bits, the terrain, the models, the story, and the players. Can't wait for the next one

This is how you Battlerep.

Amazing video and hilarious battle report. I have multiple Necromunda gangs but have never actually played the game...this is motivation to find a gaming group for sure!

What a great way of doing a battle report - possibly the only report I have watched the whole way through! Fantastic entertainment, thanks guys

Oh snap! At work now, but im totally gonna watch this later!!!

Nice game, and it looks amazing. I enjoyed that. 😁 You forgot to do the -1 to hit for "turn to face" on the sniper's reaction when they got charged by the guy that climbed up behind him. Easy one to forget 😉

Their anymore vids of this. I need more

Can’t wait for episode 2!

You had me at Palanite Pegging Scandal... 😍

The longer I watch this, the more I see a lot of rules being missed. I love the commitment to storytelling, really brings the game up.

Really enjoyed that :)

I still play with Ye Old Nercomunda terrain {the original terrain stuff} It's odd to see such a open board though

Great batrep, appreciate your style and the narrative focus and since Necromunda is the second-best GW game (Titanicus is clearly the best) more Necromunda content is always welcome. Quite a few rules niggles though, as it always is with the almighty cluster that is the Necromunda ruleset... Missed a lot of the rules with the Corpse Grinder Masks; should have been rolling Willpower to Shoot or Fight at the Champions and all masks (Except the Butcher) give you a +1 to your save which would have affected a couple of the saves. 14:20 Blaze triggers on a hit not a wound, so you should have rolled to check if those chumps were set on fire! Also, Hand Flamers don't have the Sidearm trait so you can't shoot it and the Autopistol via the Twin Guns Blazing rule. 19:40 Need to roll the ammo dice for the Pistol in combat, it's a shot not a pistol-whip! 20:40 The joke-shop-dagger Delaque needed to turn to face the Juve and then the Cutter so would have been hitting on 5+ (not that it mattered). Happened on a number of other occasions too. 23:55 Should be rolling 2 injury dice as a Solid shotgun shot is D2 (Also he'd have been Knockedback as the hit roll is higher than his Strength) 31:10 You can get within 1" of an enemy while charging even if it isn't the target you're charging, so you can charge 'around' someone, however his base would have needed to fit through the gap between the Delaque and the barrels. There's some awkward rules around charging 'the shortest path' so arguably you can't move around to the side of someone, but ugh that rule is bollocks. 34:00 The initiative check doesn't stop him jumping down, it just means he loses his footing and is Pinned but as he fell

This is rather darn special..... absolutely awesome :-)

“Geoff your job is to get him off”… 37k people all giggled because we all have the same humor and lack of maturity. Love it.

First time seeing necromunda, you did great. Love the 'news' and the 'ads' too 😂 been watching your vids for a while and they are getting better and better 👍

Guys when are you doing another episode of necromunda!? I love this format, please do more!

This is awesome. Best narrative campaign I've ever seen.

Hey guys, Charge is a double action, you cannot stand up when pinned and then charge. Standing up when pinned is one action, and a charge is a double action. So you can't do that. Plus, where were all the nerve tests? If a team mate is seriously injured or taken out of action within three inches, you have to make a never test to see if they become broken. Plus, paired weapons double your attacks, the Paired butchers cleavers should have given you eight attacks. Enjoyed the video, but I saw a lot of mistakes. Take care!

Very well made and entertaining! Just a few minor rules errors. If you get hit by a shot and roll a flesh wound while being seriously injured, you dont roll over. Also, rolling over means youre staying pinned afterwards.

Knew it was going to be a classic when i burst out laughing alongside you lot when the initial objective was given out :D

Will this campaign be on RU-vid or is it locked behind a paywall

Will we get more guys? Best battle report I’ve seen!

Learn a lot from watching this battle report. Most of what I learnt is to not buy dice off painting phase, all those 1s!