Seeing Brendan Schaub Live Was a Mistake 

love ur vids nick ❤🥰

@@kaylac7260 he def has to react to him lol

You look like a transgender Filipino girl

No I don’t think I will, Nick. Raycon is absolute A**

Where did you get the "NOTICE no soliciting" bear trap rug(?) that you have behind you :)?

Like the Eminem scene from The Interview..

​@@marios3202 nah that was real eminem is just gay

@@pippat73 fair

i'm lowkey convinced that he is deeply in the closet with how much he hates his wife and how happy he seems to get when he's "jokingly" hitting on all these men

Lmao insanely bold claim

He's almost 40 lol

@@exavierobocanegra8092 he is ?

It’s a page from the Republican/right wing play book: Flirt with the idea of racism/homophobia/sexism but use euphemism and other avenues to criticize it without outing themselves because they don’t want to deal with the backlash. It’s the same corny sht with people saying “let’s go Brandon”. Just say you don’t like Joe Biden. Schaub does this because a good number of his fan base comes from the Joe Rogan’s fanbase, and he’s leaning his fat cruise ship towards those right wing waters.

instead of racist, homophobic, or sexist jokes, he makes gay jokes and jokes that my grandpa wouldnt even understand cause they so old 💀

@@sunnysponge3210 I’m early to your comment

I hope you've made some progress in the last 2 months, I'm sure you'll be awesome.

Good luck but I doubt you’ll get far considering you find this content entertaining

@@BeatsBySelim26Why are you even watching and commenting, then?

@@BeatsBySelim26is this really a brenda simp?

That literally is the case

That Bret guy too

The joke is Brendan Schaub, no one likes him he doesn’t even go on Joe Rogan anymore

Its not, it's literally just Joe Rogan dumping awful hacks into the comedy pool. Shaffir, Callen, Kreischer, Schaub...

i think brendan may be the really long running joke

nick green x nathan fielder crossover

@@user-sg6ww7ts6n id pay good money for that

Nickisnotcriminal

synecdoche new york

Gotta say though... That Brendan Schaub impersonator nailed it 😉

That’s what his fans and paid bot accounts don’t get: We’re not obsessed with him. It’s just too damn funny and intriguing to not watch this damn dumpster fire. And Schaub is a guy who deserves all the shit he gets.

Yeah… I still don’t know how he made me watch like over an hour worth of videos about him. It’s weirdly addicting and satisfying

Don't bring Trains into this.

Just don't give him any clicks/views

Like his “whiskey” American bourbon mixed with Japanese whiskey that blow hogan shilled and was heavily critiqued as shit by whiskey snobs

This was my thought as well, because it's exactly what I would do if I was unsure of myself as a comedian.

agreed. He made soooo many jokes about it that it makes him seem obsessed. He can't seem to get over how many attractive men there are.

Fr. No wonder he hates his wife so much /j

Fr, like, most homophobic men aren't lgbtq with internalised homophobia. But Brendan has blurred the line into homoeroticism, so many of his jokes revolve around him being attracted to or fucking men.

Its sorta giving internal homophobia …

P on me beat me homeherenow. Come try it out

Damn you're hella cute 😂 also u ever just up at 3am cuz ur brain won't turn off? Lmao

@@therealboomhauer69 bro wtf lmao

@@therealboomhauer69 Run along, bozo.

@@therealboomhauer69dude tf lmao

@@therealboomhauer69 why just why

Exactly! Half Baked, There’s Something about Mary etc. I guess those are old movies at this point though.

@@daveycash3479 dont forget Half Baked!

Dumb and dumber!

Said the same thing guy is a legend. Sholdn't be commenting on comedy if you haven't seen Half Baked.

Please review half baked

I can't believe people actually laughed at his "jokes", people truly got no taste in anything

I honestly believe it’s due to the whole podcast era. Podcasts have made people famous and notorious just from talking, and with the UFC and Hoe Rogan connections, Schaub became a popular guy off of the podcast. I feel more many standup comics, the fans of the podcast pay to go see them and the comedy portion is just whatever to them. They don’t care about quality especially when they’re out and drinking. With Schaub, I feel like those are mostly dingus fans of the podcast who think he’s funny in podcast format.

Especially if it pushes anything of the right agenda

@@gabrielaharries8149 all the laughter sounded so forced for the majority of the video😭they were prob all faking it so he didn’t feel upset

He was funny when he was only telling stories about fighting and not trying to make jokes

i agreed with you on williams, and we all have our right to have our own opinions anyways nonetheless, i hope u take time to heal after that experience with schaub, u need it fr 😭😭

That's Fred Randall from rocket man. It was a cultural reset🚀😭

Standup and other formats are so different. I don't like his standup, but he is always funny to me on podcasts

No need to apologize

Thas just ur perspectif, B. Heard it bowlth ways.

HAHAAHHA He really should make a video blaming Rogan for giving all these guys the ability to cut in line. Getting an hour special after less than 10 live performances. So many unfunny dudes on youtube that have carpet bombed youtube with their podcasts. Good material to fall asleep to but I don't want them to get the views thinking that people actual watch.

He’s a Canadian-American treasure

@@keelanhammond8931 I was surprised to learn he was Canadian, he strikes me as a southerner, being one myself

He reminds me on Norm McDonald and Jim Gaffigan. No real reason or rhyme but it just works. Very silly and just in a different world than the rest of us

@@josefuentes9888 jim gaffigan for sure is a normal comedy. IF ur thinking about how he pretends to be an audience member listening to his joke is the weirdest it gets.

He’ll always be the pee drinking trooper to me. 😂

real

our Gringo Papi putting himself through hell for us. bless

Why anyone would willingly go to one of his specials lol

He willingly bought tickets!?

praying for him 🙏🏼🙏🏼

👏👏👏👏

well he does it for money and comments like this. LIke Schaub

@@matguerra333 Because he's a youtuber It's his job?

@@matguerra333 why the fuck would i want nick to not have money? you’re assuming i want little nick to not have money? hell no, and i’ll keep leaving comments like this on his videos because nicki snot is amazing & ppl like u don’t have something that makes u as happy and as at peace as me sitting down to watch a nick is not green video sooo

@@maggiebottoms43 lol I think Maggie bottoms is a little unhinged….

Was that guy acting in that baywatch parody type of series? Or atleast in that series there was a lot of scenes on the beach, and that guy looks like the fella in it

He was a hilarious guest on Howie Mandel's podcast

Ahahahahha

But he's been headlining for 10 yaaaaaiiiiirs

It's sad he nicknamed himself the gringo papi. I bet nobody calls him that. It's like his head doesn't know anything but indirect racism.

He is hilarious...this Nick guy is just a boomer.

Well they don't want Joe Rogan's Make a Wish kid to cry to papa Rogan that the Improv is cancelling him, but they also don't want to drive people away from the place for having on unbelievably awful 'comedians'.

LMFAOOO

MGK sells out arenas, Brendan can’t sell out a 150 person room without bringing actual comics with lol

@@Artikulate-fd3eo I think he was referring to all of the douchey qualities. Either way they are both unbearable.

Good comparison

Unfortunately in my experience most places don't actually do what they're supposed to. When I worked at Walmart people would regularly tell strangers who was working there

@@medicalgirl3Smfh

Hope you are ok, also get a gun.

its a stand up joke-- who cares what name he used. i thought i hated schaub but the host of this video is the real enemy

@@jasonmeltoncomedyvids you re-use comments like schaub re-uses jokes

Liar 😂😂

Me too

Honestly this kids a square, I doubt he’s ever made anyone laugh in his life. Considering he had to grab and snip parts of Harlan’s set from an entirely different location instead of recording it is telling. With that being said, kids absolutely spot on about Schaub, he’s terrible but it’s not like making a video criticizing Schaub at this point is anything special, in fact this videos commentary was almost as unfunny as Schaub. Almost.

Exactly. "Hey, uh, You guys believe in angels or.."

@@idontreadreplies1804 Yeah man as much as don't want to defend Brendan Schaub of all people but this dude is so lame. Next he's gonna beg his subscribers to mass report Schaub and get him kicked off YT like he did to that other guy. So lame.

This nerd has never heard of 7 minute abs

Lol all this dweebs videos are things he hates, I’m pretty sure he hates everything. Brendan Sucks tho he is right about that.

And more importantly the dude doesnt get what a bit is. It can be totally made up. Dude legit thought he went to a ted talk.

But why even make up a name, just say the manager (also, "Enrique"?..yikes)

@@ninalove3044 it makes it seem more real as you add details to the story. It's like when Dave Chappelle tells you the name of his dog.

@@Geedi92 He made it clear he knows comedians make shit up. However, most try to do it believably. Suspending the reality takes people out of the story. Brendan sucks and tries to pass his stories off as real. It's been like this for years. It's not funny when you know the comedian lies all the time and makes up shitty jokes, regardless.

Yeah it’s so wild how after he’s made soooo many Latino stereotypes aimed at his own wife, the only name he could come up with was a stereotypical Mexican name. Strange how his brain works huh 🥴

YESSS, i thought the same fucking thing 💀

and to get people drunk before his garbage routine

@@spOOkytimes I didn't even think of that, good point

That’s THE most Brandon thing. Then he aggressively thanked all the previous comics for opening for him. But he probably said “I owe you one now.” They we’re like for what? And he’s like “cause you opened for me.” But normal people are not redacted enough to be like “no, no I didn’t”. They will react like a normal person and say “no problem” and keep it moving.

I totally get why you say this and why you feel it, but I only have one question in response, are we sure Schaub is capable of.... well, almost intelligent thoughts? Albeit, terrible in a moral sense, or social sense, that would be a pretty clever way to do things, selfish and many other descriptive words, sure, but, clever, and I dunno about you guys, but assigning the adjective 'clever' to anything related to Brendon is just no beuno for me lol.

I chalked that up to this just being a young kid.

Yeah I don't get why he get hung up on the stories being fake or whatever, it doesn't really matter imo it's whether his jokes are funny or if he's problematic

Nick's gripe isn't with that the stories are fake, he already said it's common in stand up to tell fake stories. The issue is with how easy it is to fact check and prove that the stories brendan tells are fake. Brendan's story about an OJ tweet being pinned on his own twitter is a prime example of that. Literally anyone in the audience on the night could have gone to Brendan's twitter and immediately see that he was lying. But yes, like you say, if the joke was funny, it wouldn't have mattered.

@@poplikid3306 my thoughts as well. Most comedians fabricate stuff. But you don’t leave those shows thinking “wow, that dude sure made a lot of stuff up,” because they at least bother to not to be so obvious about it.

Yeah, it’s less important that the tweets are fake and more important that the fake tweets aren’t funny. When you exaggerate for a bit or joke, it needs to be worth it. That’s what he really failed at.

exactly, people think every story is the truth and exactly what happened but the whole point of comedy is to laugh, any means necessary

Carney asAAAAAA Pico de GAAAAAAAYOOOO

Seems like he’s trying to ripoff Theos style but instead he’s just not funny

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idk how you did it but you typed it out perfectly, like, I can hear it lol

@@elias6570 he definitely trying to steal the ISO’s gig , I think we all have known a brendan in our lives , the lame guy who steals other peoples personalities and has no self awareness it’s so awkward

What's that an American with salsa on it??

@Carnival Of Tools yeah, and she's a beautiful woman and person, I think she's hanging on for financial reasons

First Asians, then Mexicans, what's next? Is he gonna do a Mario impression when talking about that time he met John Cena?

Lol same bro

Three different spellings of the same name English Language why😂😂

giving brendans everywhere a bad name 😔

my name is Christian. Imagine how I feel. =|

@@TheSylvirr Christian D’EleteYaSnapchats?

lmao same my first thought was that I could've told you that without even seeing him live

omg thank u hahahaha

same

more I watch this, the more I think he knows he’s disliked so he feeds into it?

Watch the Beige Frequency videos on him, it’s wild bapa

Have you got any opinion on Andrew Tate?

Yeah, that was bullshit haha, as if every comedian tells only true stories 🤦‍♂️

Yes right? I went to an acting school for 2 years . We had to do stage comedy amd the stories we would tell were many times not real or very exagerated and mofified versions of something that actially happened to us. It's theatre... it was expected to not be fully real it just has to be funny or entretaining as you say. I didnt know there is people who would see it as " a lie"

The good ones make it sound real though.

It’s just obvious that he’s lying. And he’s not even making up funny stories. If he’s gonna lie at least make it funny.

The difference is one is pretending to be a comic and bullying actual comics.

exactly what i was thinking like the most internal homophobia

He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.

He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.

you guys are super cool, calling straight guys gay as if being gay is a bad thing.

@@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 we know who you are. You're commenting on everyone's shit to antagonize them and start unnecessary arguments. Leave. No one asked for your opinion.

agreeeeed

whats a tweezer?

@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 thing you use to pluck out eyebrow hairs

@@GreyWithAnE42 ohh okay thanks

also i can't lie there's something kinda funny about the thought of someone stealing an absurd amount of tweezers from CVS in general

I only hate that I see him and immediately think of Jim Breuer. I don’t understand what happened to that guy.

@@kaeteaux His wife died, and unfortunately he lost his mind afterwards. He used to be pretty chill and funny. Now he's just straight up "lol don't liberals fucking suck?!?!?!" And that's the punchline for every single joke he makes now

@@THICCTHICCTHICC i mean hes not wrong, people make jokes about the right all the time, but him making liberal jokes is all of a sudden “insanity”.

@@kaeteaux He got smarter. What happened to you?

@@THICCTHICCTHICC In fairness to Jim- they really do suck.

Not if they're a manager though. Managers get calls all the time

Who tf just says “nope” bro that’s some clinically online shit I’ve never had someone say no if they actually worked there lol like maybe if you’re an absolute creep but normal folks usually just get an honest answer. If people are telling you no out of fear of being DV or stalked you’re probably giving off bad vibes.

I hate seeing all the bots in the comments tho it’s even worse on IG where you can’t find a single real person sometimes 🤦🏾‍♀️ I meant bots not boys lol 😂

@@trevorandrew8726 it's literally illegal in some places, including where I live, to call a place of employment and ask about whether someone works there. Unless they're you're emergency contact, or otherwise listed somewhere on your employee info, or like- a public figure attached to the company. But like, bAd ViBeS are more important than someone's safety in their workplace, I guess?

@@robbiirvine1038 ahhh I just finished the video, i understand now, I thought the comment was referring to an irl personal conversation between 2 human beings and the people are like “nah I don’t work there” like yo wtf lol but nah if you’re calling establishments to ask if someone works there you should be immediately on a watch list in my book.

Well said. Unlike my rant. Lol.

why does this matter? every comic tells fake stories EVERY ONE OF THEM. its dumb to even check

@@Pabloesc571 you know what, true

@@Pabloesc571 every comedian tells fake stories but Brendan straight up lies about ALL of his stories. In one of Beige Frequency's videos on Schaub, he points out that Schaub outright lied about his MMA past/how he got into comedy in a way that made him look better. And of course, he painted the MMA doctor as a Chinese stereotype when that was wholly unnecessary. So many more examples like those. Once you catch on, it's natural to wonder how many of his stories are fake.

@@PointsofData i dont really care, and why wouldnt he make fun of s stereotype?

Yeah I honestly don't think it was necessary for him to call the place to fact check someone he mentioned in a joke, I don't think it really mattered either way if the guy in his joke is real

Nick does his research for the people, I respect it!

@@frezling2442 i mean that call probably isn't going to completely ruin their day, they would probably just think it was stupid or even laugh it off and think it was a weird call

ngl as someone who works in a restaurant, this is beyond fine. he was polite and just asked question lol

I mean taking a call at your job is harmless, working in a restaurant thats probably the most forgettable part of your day

the subreddit is ironically significantly funnier than Brendan could ever hope to be. I didn't know who he was until a few years ago and went on the subreddit, couldn't believe the creativity and genuine comedic talents of these folks committed to shitting on him. They're great, it's a wild place.

You clearly haven’t screen the transcripts

Harland is the man.

yeah, i’ve seen a lot of people say that he’s a legend and it’s like absurdist comedy which i understand. the set i saw didn’t really work for me, but i can see why people enjoy it hahahaha

Came to the cawlments to seek out some love for Harland. Thanks, B

I thought I was the only one who found the old dude funny, it was just so absurd I couldn’t stop laughing tbh 😂😭

@@nickisnotgreen That you said it felt like the Twilight Zone means his set achieved the desired result.

I’m predicting he’s working on incorporating a new monkeypox joke pretty soon here

Guys can't be bi😂 you're just gay.

100%. Seinfeld uses bits from 20 years ago. That's why posting these kinds of joke breakdowns on RU-vid often frustrates comedians.

Usually they reuse the funny jokes though

Yeah I don't think people realise that comedians build up their jokes and repertoire through the years and thqt they kinda stick to everything that has proven to work. It's hard coming up with actual good comedian level jokes so I guess it makes sense they carry their proven jokes throughout their career.

@@b23beatz humor is subjective

I used to work at a comedy club here in LA thats not big on the map but we mostly had all the A list comedians I never heard them tell jokes from their specials if anything they used our place to practice for an up coming special but maybe its different for the smaller peoples

LMFAO you sure he wasn’t checking you out?

He really wants to make sure you know that he’s not gay.

Did he ask her to Walgg him to his trugg after the set ?

He wanted to be quarantined with you. To work out...and stuff.

That’s why I’ve always loved Douglas Adams’s work.

@@Julia-tk2em I keep wanting to get into his material but still haven't gotten around to it. I know the Hitchhiker's Guide is a classic, and I'd probably really enjoy it, though.

@@TheOceanBearer Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is my personal favorite of his. It has also had two different television adaptations. The most current starring Elijah Wood.

@@Julia-tk2em oh, cool. I'm curious to see it. I've been wanting to find shows and films that resonate with me more because I get really bored of the same old tropes that nearly everything has. There's definitely something that stands out about this writer. I have limited streaming services, though, as that's all I can afford.

@@TheOceanBearer I absolutely recommend watching the Elijah Wood adaptation! I haven’t read Douglas Adams works (I own the Hitchhikers series but haven’t gotten around to reading it yet) but the Netflix adaptation of Dirk Gently’s is incredible and I almost cried when it got cancelled 😭

when he went “sir im gonna need you to imagine me naked” i genuinely laughed so hard thats the funniest thing an old man could say to a room full of californians

he is pretty famous and very funny, he has been in alot of movies and been doing comedy for about 30 years

yeah i’m absolutely gonna become a fan

I can’t believe none of you have watched Half Baked… the man is an icon

Yeah honestly I've seen him live a couple of times and it's always great. I love that absurd type of humour! I was AGHAST to hear him described the way he was in the video and had to run to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one 😅

Also an avid stand up watcher, and I have seen the best and worst just like you, and I have the same response, he is the ONLY comedian I've EVER watched a set for, and just not laugh ONCE at anything the comic is saying or doing, the few chuckles I get are from how awful and bland his commentary actually is, or chuckling at the absolute vacant brain the man seems to have lol. Every single one of his specials I have watched with a stone face, not because I hate Brendon, I don't know him, but he just... isn't... funny, like, at all, and I agree with practically everyone else, comedy isn't his thing at all, he's awful at it, in the interest of fairness, comedy is a hard ass goal to set out for, but it's just not for everyone, that's ok. But, I dislike a lot of different comedians for various reasons, Brendon is the only one I don't care for, that just can't make me laugh. Even Amy S. can make a decent joke sometimes that might make me chuckle on the premise of the joke alone, and I fucking despise that pig LOL.

I can't believe that he's so old now that he's only known now as "that old white guy" to young people nowadays.

@@bostontowny4life744 I can't believe he apparently never even saw Half Baked

Must be some psychological thing, some conditioning or something, that makes people laugh at shitty jokes on live shows. I refuse to believe that someone enjoyed that

they all drunk too

@@WhoamI-rl8ep they had several comedians go before him so people would be tired and boozed up. Its a cheap and dishonest way to get people to buy more food and drinks and be too drunk to care about how unfunny these jokes are. Even Nick had at least one drink because it was such a stupidly long set. Also him laughing is a cheap way for laughs because people tend to mimic (especially when they are too drunk to even know what's going on).