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Seeking 12 Impartial New Yorkers | Trump Asks For Wednesdays Off | A Tiny MAGA Mob Assembles 

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With the former president’s criminal trial under way, over 6,000 New Yorkers received summonses for jury duty. The judge denied several of Donald Trump’s requests for days off from the trial, while a small number of the MAGA faithful supported the defendant outside the courthouse.
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@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 13 дней назад
The one time he pays somebody for "services rendered" and it's a crime. It's perfect.
@wandajochandler5248
@wandajochandler5248 13 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@mickeysmyspiritanimal223
@mickeysmyspiritanimal223 13 дней назад
Funny, he never paid! Cohen paid for him and was sentenced to prison, too!The grift continues. 🎃 😜
@playnicechannel
@playnicechannel 13 дней назад
@@mickeysmyspiritanimal223Not that it matters much, but it was his repayment to Michael Cohen for the 130,000 dollars recorded as “legal fees” that this whole trial is about. Had he shafted Michael as he had so many people, Bragg would not have had the business records case, pumped up to a felony with a second predicate crime either election interference or tax fraud or both. But you are correct, the actual money given to Stormy came from a line of credit on Michael’s house. Repaid in installments by TFG.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 13 дней назад
And you know, I've never heard any of Stormy's partners complaining about being left unsatisfied.
@HLBear
@HLBear 13 дней назад
😉 I know you're joking, but this isn't about prostitution. He only paid to get her to sign a NDA to protect his 2016 campaign. That's the crime.
@camckenzie
@camckenzie 13 дней назад
Trump did not attend HS graduation ceremonies for Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany, either. So no big.
@thomasakagi7545
@thomasakagi7545 13 дней назад
I don't blame him.
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 13 дней назад
No bigly deal.....he's not even able to remember their names these days...lol!
@myownbiz5461
@myownbiz5461 13 дней назад
There's no indication he even attended his own.. as his daddy hired folks to take his exams and write his papers!
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
Plus the judge never said he can't go. He wasn't wrong about "likely not" though... 😂
@user-fu5ok8oi2k
@user-fu5ok8oi2k 13 дней назад
@@thomasakagi7545🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terri241
@terri241 13 дней назад
"White Power nap"?! Big OUCH...and brilliant jab at Trump/MAGA. Well done, Colbert and writers.❤😅
@SilverQuillTV
@SilverQuillTV 13 дней назад
Brilliant!
@Karlthegreat84
@Karlthegreat84 12 дней назад
There were quite a lot of zingers. That one was definitely the best one, though.
@ayannagreen5428
@ayannagreen5428 12 дней назад
Runner Up - celebrity endorser of SLEEPY CRIME TEA😂
@4xking
@4xking 12 дней назад
Low key kinda mid. I think the writers room could use some fresh faces to add to the dynamic
@handmadehearts
@handmadehearts 12 дней назад
Racism. Hatred. Rich. White. Privilege. Camera. TV.
@dianewhalen9721
@dianewhalen9721 12 дней назад
Admire the courage of the jurors.👍
@wendyhanberg8733
@wendyhanberg8733 12 дней назад
You know they are going to get threats etc from Don the Cons flying monkey supporters too. They are brave people for sure!!!
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 12 дней назад
Exactly, because if their name gets out they will be harassed by Trump and his minions.
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 12 дней назад
Yes - they are brave and deserve protection and our respect!
@EmiIsHerexo
@EmiIsHerexo 12 дней назад
Just what I was thinking! I really hope they have intense security protection. Trump's cult members will waste no time in going after them.
@brianhiles8164
@brianhiles8164 13 дней назад
_“He took a little white power nap.“_ Awesome.
@wandajochandler5248
@wandajochandler5248 13 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@bjdefilippo447
@bjdefilippo447 13 дней назад
His lawyers probably knew he couldn't shut up, and slipped Don Snoreleone an ativan.
@rossbusher4412
@rossbusher4412 13 дней назад
Even funnier when Louis Cato interjects, “HEY”.
@Captaincory1
@Captaincory1 13 дней назад
That joke was a bad time to be eating a cookie
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 13 дней назад
I heard it as “white powder nap” 😂
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 13 дней назад
See, Trump could have attended Barron's graduation if he had just stayed home after the kid was born.
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye 13 дней назад
Who is he kidding? He was never going to attend Barron's graduation.
@rnmbf1
@rnmbf1 13 дней назад
Haha! I needed that good laugh!!!! Donald needs to keep his zipper locked up, lol
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 13 дней назад
Donnie had porn stars to disappoint.🍄
@claireingles-sj6xz
@claireingles-sj6xz 13 дней назад
​@@RictusHolloweye It would most likely precident as I'm sure he didn't bother going to any of his other kids' graduations.
@MadHax-wt5tl
@MadHax-wt5tl 13 дней назад
tRump was like;"Oh no, I'm not going to be able to go to the graduation of..........!? What's that kid's name again? Hang on, I have a son named barron!?"
@harolynattar9904
@harolynattar9904 13 дней назад
OMG Stephen 😂😂 I couldn't get through this without you. Love you Man ❤❤❤
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 12 дней назад
These, and others as well!
@victoriasmith8570
@victoriasmith8570 13 дней назад
I love it when Stephen says something that’s a bit cheeky, and blushes. It’s the most adorable reaction.
@mikecarson7769
@mikecarson7769 13 дней назад
Monologue writers were ON FIRE ... great job and perfect delivery
@Kate-ms5js
@Kate-ms5js 13 дней назад
I just wrote essentially the same thing :) and then saw your post
@wendyearley8726
@wendyearley8726 13 дней назад
😊​@@Kate-ms5js
@Kitanaangel49
@Kitanaangel49 13 дней назад
He is a disgrace to the US
@CarminaIguana
@CarminaIguana 13 дней назад
Nope. He is a disgrace to himself. The US will go on just fine without him.
@veecee9497
@veecee9497 13 дней назад
To the world.
@yasuke9317
@yasuke9317 13 дней назад
​@@veecee9497I'm thinking universe.
@veecee9497
@veecee9497 13 дней назад
@@yasuke9317 true
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
And yet he's still our best option when the ballot shows up. 😅
@jenniferkonstant5920
@jenniferkonstant5920 12 дней назад
I love it when Stephen cracks himself up.
@gimpinmypants
@gimpinmypants 13 дней назад
According to Mary Trump, Trump's niece, he has never gone to his other children's high school graduations but suddenly he needs to go to Barron's graduation.
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 12 дней назад
Exactly! Not even Ivanka’s either!
@THE-X-Force
@THE-X-Force 12 дней назад
Where was Mary to warn anyone before things went this far?
@gimpinmypants
@gimpinmypants 12 дней назад
@@THE-X-Force Mary Trump has been an outspoken critic of her uncle since before he became president. Read her Substack newsletter if you're interested. That's where she said the thing about Trump not attending any of his children's high school graduations.
@just-sayin67
@just-sayin67 12 дней назад
@@THE-X-Force Who would have believed her ?😞
@jvssocialmedia2459
@jvssocialmedia2459 12 дней назад
Mary could not grift before now
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 13 дней назад
I long for the when Trump is no longer in the news.
@c2757
@c2757 13 дней назад
Ahh. But one day when it actually happens you'll be saying "the news is so boring now. Do you remember when that orange bloke, whatever his name was..- you know, old what's 'is name, used to be getting tried in Court all the time?"
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
I just hope he becomes president again so that will probably never happen then.
@randallcauley9484
@randallcauley9484 13 дней назад
relate. note carefully his backfill. the rnc will find one, so many actors and offensives in play
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 13 дней назад
@@c2757 REALLY? The world will be so EXCITIING when Trump makes his exit, finally.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 13 дней назад
@@L_M_V EX President Trump will NOT be going into the White House ever again..sorry.
@singingrazors
@singingrazors 13 дней назад
Who will tell Barron that Donald would miss his graduation? Likely probably the same person that told his other kids he wouldn't be going to their graduations.
@XopheAdethri
@XopheAdethri 13 дней назад
So nobody? As if he'd bother informing them.
@singingrazors
@singingrazors 13 дней назад
@@XopheAdethri That's where my money is. The poor kid is probably used to him not showing up to things by now.
@samday6621
@samday6621 13 дней назад
No Wednesdays. Remember all the golf he played while “earning” a president’s salary? Doubt he’s ever worked a full week in his life.
@BlueSun4886
@BlueSun4886 12 дней назад
Every afternoon, Donald had free time for naps or to watch Fox or reels of his "greatest lines" from previous speeches prepared for him by his aides. He was up all night texting insanely, eating KFC & McDonalds & ranting about the thousands of "enemies" including virtually his entire administration from his first 3 years denouncing him. It's interesting that the prosecutors don't have to rely on Trump-hating progressives to make cases against him. Almost all of the witnesses are those who had previously worked with him, worked for him, or associated with him. In other words, his old supporters who actually had time to get to see him up close and personal.
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 12 дней назад
Meh, this call is too easy 🥱
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 8 дней назад
Hell, even when Obama was on the golf course, at least when disaster happened, he picked up the phone and took action!
@jerihazeltine6713
@jerihazeltine6713 12 дней назад
Omg, Stephen was on fire! That whole monologue was awesome!!
@Opus313
@Opus313 13 дней назад
Dozin' Donnie is trying to pretend like he was praying, but he only preys... Vote Blue 💙... it's important
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 13 дней назад
Well said.
@courtney5796
@courtney5796 13 дней назад
I'm stealing this! Thank you!
@danburnes722
@danburnes722 13 дней назад
It was just a white power nap as Stephen noted.
@darkatthecore9387
@darkatthecore9387 13 дней назад
Underrated comment...
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 13 дней назад
The Nodfather of Bedminster was just protesting wokeness.
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 13 дней назад
Lol 👍🏻
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 13 дней назад
😄
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 13 дней назад
"Nodfather"...mike drop!!
@Sabre70
@Sabre70 13 дней назад
Ahhh well done!
@courtney5796
@courtney5796 13 дней назад
NOICE!
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 13 дней назад
Stephen saying macaque so many times and watching him die inside was the best monologue bit ever made
@ezasagwara7179
@ezasagwara7179 12 дней назад
How I was looking for someone to comment 😂
@spudnut00
@spudnut00 12 дней назад
When my oldest daughter and her husband were first married (forty years ago), they decided to forego all gifts to each other in favor of saving up for their first house. They also stopped renting videos, taking the newspaper, getting pizza delivered, going out, etc. Once in their first house, they so liked not having to be concerned about the logistics of gift giving, they decided to make it a way of life for the two of them. Still ~ I'm told my son-in-law will say, just before falling asleep on the eve of a birthday, anniversary, or whatever....."Uh.... we're still good with that whole 'no gifts thing', right?" Love your videos!
@StaceNyourFace
@StaceNyourFace 13 дней назад
Trump didn't attend any of his other kid's graduations, but now going to Barron's is super important to him? Sure, Buddy! 🙄
@donnapodhurst6552
@donnapodhurst6552 13 дней назад
Did not know he knew who Baron was, He does not know Tiffy.
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 13 дней назад
considering the alleged crime he perpetrated and must attend trial for, not going to Barron's HS graduation is quite fitting, don't you think?
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 9 дней назад
​@@embreis2257 What Trump won't admit is that Barron doesn't _want_ him to come.
@Opus313
@Opus313 13 дней назад
Can we quickly get to the part where Donnie goes to prison?!
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 13 дней назад
I love Opus. We had several books. I just don't think they will ever actually put him in jail. I have lost all faith in our justice system 😢
@c0mpu73rguy
@c0mpu73rguy 13 дней назад
I wouldn’t count on that, white collars like him don’t go to jail.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 13 дней назад
You know that's not gonna happen, right?
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 13 дней назад
Not going to happen - not because he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely deserves it. I just don’t have any faith in the justice system when it comes to people like him
@chrystya
@chrystya 13 дней назад
He will never go to prison. No one is going to put a former US President in jail. He will be put under his arrest with security and he is have to pay for that security
@labradachig1976
@labradachig1976 12 дней назад
The Irish juror #1 be like, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 12 дней назад
😂😂😂Brilliant. Stephen missed that one!
@GraceDavis-sp1ey
@GraceDavis-sp1ey 10 дней назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@marcusott2973
@marcusott2973 9 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@ericlipps9459
@ericlipps9459 12 дней назад
Though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, if we're lucky Trump will be ground beneath them.
@user-yu2zx4cg8h
@user-yu2zx4cg8h 12 дней назад
Hee hee Eric!
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 13 дней назад
As a pillow guy, I don't usually make blanket statements but I think Sleepy Don is quilty.
@wandajochandler5248
@wandajochandler5248 13 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 13 дней назад
​@moonraker2034Nice 😂
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 12 дней назад
How do you sleep at night?
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 13 дней назад
I'm waiting for them to catch George Santos trying to sneak in as a juror.
@thexoxo01
@thexoxo01 13 дней назад
“That crowd is whelming” has me 😂💀
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 12 дней назад
DAYY-UUMM! Steven is on FIRE for this monologue!
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 13 дней назад
Id rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@thebritons
@thebritons 13 дней назад
I really really hope for new options. younger options. i never questioned our election process this early in the game... normally its post primaries.
@arcticgoddess
@arcticgoddess 13 дней назад
​@@thebritonsthere will, be in 1998 for sure
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 13 дней назад
@@user-wf8du2iz3p Latinos for trump is like Jews for Hitler.
@brettd2308
@brettd2308 13 дней назад
Trump isn't even much younger either, which is what baffles me about going after Biden's age. The election will be between 81y/o Biden and 78 y/o Trump. Whoever wins will become the oldest president in history. It seems like Biden's age gets focused on more because he doesn't have many other flaws, whereas Trump is a walking scandal machine.
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 13 дней назад
You've got a good point. 👉 Do you need extra dressing?
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 13 дней назад
"He took a little white power nap." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@veecee9497
@veecee9497 13 дней назад
You mean white powder.
@lizardog
@lizardog 13 дней назад
@@veecee9497 Nah, you don't nap after white powder. The joke was white "power" nap. It can be funny even though it's true.
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 12 дней назад
I envy the juror that avoided all the trump news on her lake lmao. I wish i had that level of ignorant bliss
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 12 дней назад
Ignorance is bliss!
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 11 дней назад
​@@justsaying14I keep asking myself why can't I just be dumb and happy? How can so many people be so blind and unaffected by that POS?
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 11 дней назад
@@arellatikvah Decision for the right pill.
@dsiepiela6449
@dsiepiela6449 12 дней назад
We know who has courage. The jurors who stay.
@BigJ11617
@BigJ11617 13 дней назад
Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 13 дней назад
That’s what we are also hoping for. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 13 дней назад
“ShUt Up!!… I know you are but what am I!!” -trump probably
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 13 дней назад
Canada feels for you, and prays justice prevails. ❤
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 13 дней назад
No. The rest of the world sees people like you as a complete joke. Not the USA.
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
Jail... Really?? Why? It's the system that's broken. Rich people always get by. You don't even have to be filthy rich for this to apply. Checks and balances are totally out of control. Everywhere where there's money involved it seems. Yes, Trump abused this system. So what? He should have never been elected president. Broken election system... Which gave him and his business attention... And that's really the only reason they're investigating...
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 13 дней назад
Fun fact: Donald Trump attended *NONE* of his children's graduations.
@SYLRMHA
@SYLRMHA 13 дней назад
And none of his children were mad about it
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
That's not a fun fact at all. That's a sad fact if true. And I'm not sure everyone knows...
@HRHDMKYT
@HRHDMKYT 13 дней назад
He probably doesn’t’t even know the name of the school Barron attends! #BadDad
@Avarren
@Avarren 13 дней назад
@@HRHDMKYTI would actually bet on him not knowing. And I’m not much of a bettor.
@garethedwards1926
@garethedwards1926 13 дней назад
@@Avarren You're still a "bettor" man than the Orange Twittler, but then again so was Ted Bundy.
@deannaclifford1177
@deannaclifford1177 12 дней назад
Blessings on those chosen for this work.
@aratinga77
@aratinga77 12 дней назад
"Don't touch Ma Caque!" still laughing. He was really good tonight.
@dav0n
@dav0n 13 дней назад
Trump’s trials SHOULD BE TELEVISED‼️😡🤬
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 13 дней назад
💯
@OriginalCreatorSama
@OriginalCreatorSama 13 дней назад
If they did that they'd have no chance of finding a new jury when trump inevitably tries to tamper with the one they're screening now.
@TurbidTG1
@TurbidTG1 13 дней назад
GA will be.
@9753flyer
@9753flyer 13 дней назад
All trials should be televised.. not by the media who will make a circus out of it (remember the OJ trial?), but by the court, CSPAN style
@gloomyblackfur399
@gloomyblackfur399 13 дней назад
No. Absolutely not. It would put the jurors in extreme danger to broadcast their faces.
@bazzer124
@bazzer124 13 дней назад
Wake up, defendant. Time for jail. Cheers....
@thomasdeas1941
@thomasdeas1941 13 дней назад
Shades of "Blade Runner". Just saying.
@Tom111Tom
@Tom111Tom 13 дней назад
And then he wins again
@bazzer124
@bazzer124 13 дней назад
@@Tom111Tom an all expenses paid trip to the Trump Federal Correctional Institution in FL to be close to home. Cheers....
@MrPilgrim
@MrPilgrim 13 дней назад
I thought you had Brazzers as your username… dislike
@CarminaIguana
@CarminaIguana 13 дней назад
@@bazzer124 I would bet more on Florence, Colorado.
@o.c.kiddkidd5163
@o.c.kiddkidd5163 13 дней назад
"Don't touch Macaque!" The Traitor wouldn't be sleeping in court now if he had heeded this wise admonition.
@Petalumination
@Petalumination 12 дней назад
Queue the old SNL "Sprockets" skit. "Would you like to touch my monkey?" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DLlbWiTo_wQ.htmlsi=Cu2Y9WXt-4raQoco
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 12 дней назад
Don't call Stormy a monkey. She's an inveterate professional.
@artel6225
@artel6225 13 дней назад
Dozing Don the comedy gift that keeps on giving, just jail him already
@brianhelgerson87
@brianhelgerson87 13 дней назад
Trump looked absolutely embalmed in that court sketch. Good look for him.
@laurawillits176
@laurawillits176 13 дней назад
Yeah, last time I saw a human corpse, that was totally the look
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
We need him to rest so he can be great again when he's president. Let's hope he gets real votes so he won't feel the need to steal.
@lizardog
@lizardog 13 дней назад
@@L_M_V "let's hope he gets real votes" Yeah, he can hope. He's never won a popular election because most Americans are sane and know he's a walking disaster. PS: None of his votes up to now have been "real." They've all been bought and paid for. My hope for you is that you open your eyes and shake off Tr*mp's tawdry truck rally glamor. He's a thug who thinks woman exist for his use. Actually, he thinks everyone exists for his use. Seriously, open your eyes and look around.
@vsznry
@vsznry 12 дней назад
@@L_M_Vstfu 😂 #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 12 дней назад
@@L_M_V Nobody is stopping you from voting.
@DogsAreAwesomeFriends
@DogsAreAwesomeFriends 13 дней назад
Love you Stephen!Appreciate the joy you have brought me through all of the Trump insanity.
@bretEdwards
@bretEdwards 13 дней назад
Sleepy Crime tea! Brilliant. Best made with magat tears😂😢
@sandracrosbie8468
@sandracrosbie8468 13 дней назад
I would really like if the judge would correct the lawyers for Trump by saying "we only have one president at a time in this country. President Biden is the only person who should be referred to as President"." The defendant is Mr Trump. He should be referred to as Mr Trump, to avoid any confusion with the actual President."
@savannahm.laurentian1286
@savannahm.laurentian1286 13 дней назад
"Okay, that crowd is...WHELMING." This is one of LSSC best monologues of all time. Was a hard day. So glad when this posts!
@karenconroy1860
@karenconroy1860 13 дней назад
Best line 😂
@jenniferm6286
@jenniferm6286 12 дней назад
SC was on 🔥 with this monologue!
@android12921
@android12921 12 дней назад
It's a TRID line
@bluesman187
@bluesman187 13 дней назад
Steve I’ve watched every episode of Colbert Report and The late show. Your comedy is a true comfort in a crazy life. Thanks sir ❤
@beepeesoup
@beepeesoup 13 дней назад
the propaganda is top notch
@wendydabee
@wendydabee 12 дней назад
And I love that this is just the first of four criminal cases for this defendant. :D
@jennieoh8543
@jennieoh8543 12 дней назад
I am cracking up right now listening to Stephens impersonation of Trump!!! Actually playing it multiple times:*)
@deannaclifford1177
@deannaclifford1177 12 дней назад
The only challenge is Stephen is way too coherent to be TFG
@jennieoh8543
@jennieoh8543 12 дней назад
@@deannaclifford1177 He sure does a good imitation!!!!
@BigJ11617
@BigJ11617 13 дней назад
When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂
@veecee9497
@veecee9497 13 дней назад
😂😂😂
@divinewon73
@divinewon73 13 дней назад
Dirty diaper dozing Don
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
And when Trump exists the courtroom an entire nation will vote in his favor... Hopefully.
@skippermatt7939
@skippermatt7939 13 дней назад
​​@@L_M_Vyou are all over these comments this morning shilling for that orange turd, do you seriously have nothing better to do? How many hours have you wasted on this? Is this like, your entire daily life? That's sad dude.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 13 дней назад
I didn't realize how very British the judge was...
@user-gz5zs4lc2h
@user-gz5zs4lc2h 13 дней назад
Turns out, tRump didn't attend ANY of his kid's graduations.
@renitaperry5808
@renitaperry5808 13 дней назад
I think he might have gone to Ivana. Since he solicited his daughter to his hound dog pedophile friend in order to do business.🤦🏽
@renitaperry5808
@renitaperry5808 13 дней назад
When Ivanka started developing trump started lusting after his daughter. Mary even said trump made a remark about her breast as her becoming a teenager. Trump wanted to keep it in the family like the royals back in the days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 13 дней назад
Nope. 😮
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 13 дней назад
He's a changed man. Edited to add: I was really wondering if he did (while being skeptical that he did)
@thomasakagi7545
@thomasakagi7545 13 дней назад
I mean, look who his kids are. I wouldn't attend if I was him.
@steverobson8827
@steverobson8827 12 дней назад
All Golden Sneakers NOW come with a Built in - Ankle Monitor 🎉
@bridgez04
@bridgez04 12 дней назад
New Yorkers have hated Trump since the 80s getting a fully unbiased jury is going to take forever.
@BlueSun4886
@BlueSun4886 12 дней назад
New Yorkers have the unique advantage of watching this third-rate mobbed-up failed conman trying to create his faux "brand" since the 70s. They have long known him for what he really is - a fraud who is incompetent of conducting a single business transaction that is honest & not fraudulently designed to polish his ego & plump his pocket. Even his current Truth Social SPAC transaction is filled with fraudulent behavior that has both former Truth Social cofounders & the original SPAC creator suing Trump for fraud while all of his loyal MAGA investors are watching their investments & life savings getting flushed down the Don's golden toilet.
@user-xi7gz6sz4w
@user-xi7gz6sz4w 12 дней назад
Because they know trump better than the rest of the country.
@intheshell35ify
@intheshell35ify 12 дней назад
Unbiased is not the same as blind and purposefully obtuse.
@derrickboatman1560
@derrickboatman1560 12 дней назад
Yeah and how many New Yorkers would claim to be unbiased just to be biased at the right time. I would do the same. I'm not even from New York but I feel like I'd be welcome to visit seeing as how I don't like his ass either.
@RobMacKendrick
@RobMacKendrick 12 дней назад
I live on the opposite coast and I've hated Trump since the 80s, too. Didn't stop the media from smashing him into my face every day all the same. ("Who the hell even IS this dickweed??" Me to my sister back in the day.)
@heathw4739
@heathw4739 13 дней назад
I'm sure Barron would be so sad that Trump wasn't at his graduation trying to make it about himself....
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat 12 дней назад
I'm here today to support Baron because his dad have been wrongfully accused by the radical left for ........
@tiredbird471
@tiredbird471 12 дней назад
At least his father isn't being allowed to give a speech during it. Though that might help Barron want to stay the hell away from the scumbag.
@marquesjohnson6359
@marquesjohnson6359 13 дней назад
"A hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer" and " white power nap" LOL 😂😂
@harveysmidlap
@harveysmidlap 12 дней назад
I couldn't imagine being in Baron's shoes with a father like that. SMH
@HLBear
@HLBear 13 дней назад
There should be avatars for all the jurors. 😆❤️
@markmh835
@markmh835 13 дней назад
Truly ....... truly ....... Colbert has the BEST writers in the business! 😊👍❤
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 12 дней назад
The joke writing talent is number 1….. but the delivery by SC makes them that much better
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 13 дней назад
Jury payments should be increased to at least $300 a day.
@Turnipstalk
@Turnipstalk 13 дней назад
They should be paid as much as a junior lawyer on the case.
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 13 дней назад
when was the last time it was raised? $40 is absurdly low, no wonder nobody wants to do it
@lundworks9901
@lundworks9901 13 дней назад
My Toolmaker Husband gets $30, time & a half over 40 hours. This is why he never registered/voted because he is the breadwinner due to misogynistic built in wage disparity. I had the time, but the case was murderers who'd roundabout confessed when they bailed out and hit my roadside bar after. County Attorney had 5 minutes before I announced my firsthand account to the entire room.
@darshansingh4375
@darshansingh4375 13 дней назад
His two elder sons have yet to graduate from kindergarten.
@jimslancio
@jimslancio 12 дней назад
In Trump's tweets, he habitually capitalizes nouns. We don't do that in English, but it's a characteristic of the German language. I take that as a giveaway that he has read Mein Kampf.
@LaDemocrazia
@LaDemocrazia 12 дней назад
👍🎯👍
@user-tk3vj8pn7k
@user-tk3vj8pn7k 12 дней назад
My struggle that fits his mo
@wendyjohnson3254
@wendyjohnson3254 13 дней назад
Wow! 6 jurors already. That’s great!
@peacheswilliams4539
@peacheswilliams4539 13 дней назад
Yeah, only took 4 years!😂
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 12 дней назад
@@peacheswilliams4539 Better late than never!
@dashanovala2019
@dashanovala2019 13 дней назад
Stephen Colbert, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.
@lauraeden6224
@lauraeden6224 12 дней назад
I love the energy of Colbert’s band🥳
@yogyrarenty65
@yogyrarenty65 12 дней назад
Excellent 😂😂😂 definitely a top 5 monologue of the years 😅😊
@DougGrinbergs
@DougGrinbergs 13 дней назад
5:28 Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime tea 😉😆😂
@wtf1185
@wtf1185 13 дней назад
I wonder what his excuse was for not attending any of his other kids graduations, and who did he get to tell them he wouldn't be there.
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 12 дней назад
TBF .. there is proof he went to the grads of Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany... no word on DTJ which must just burn his buns!
@folk47goulet27
@folk47goulet27 12 дней назад
​@@alrightyru Apparently he didn't attend to any graduation of his four other children !
@merrygangemi
@merrygangemi 12 дней назад
All around, Steven, one of your best monologues!
@tihSyMtaE
@tihSyMtaE 13 дней назад
Your monologues are always gold, but this one is platinum! Hilarious I fell in the floor 😂
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 13 дней назад
That Wi-Fi-less lake sounds like a paradise these days.
@demondogmom7221
@demondogmom7221 13 дней назад
Going to a cabin in the mountains in September for vacation. No WiFi. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 11 дней назад
​@@demondogmom7221Enjoy yourself. 😊
@BabaG-zn6cl
@BabaG-zn6cl 13 дней назад
Wow with the writers tonight! Excellent delivery, Stephen. Thanks for the best!
@scoobydoo3928
@scoobydoo3928 12 дней назад
The art department too, with their Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime Tea.
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 13 дней назад
This episode was particularly funny 😂
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 13 дней назад
Stephen, I just had some bad news, but you made me laugh out loud, and I’m still smiling as I write. You bring us joy and hope. (I was waiting for the Don’t kiss Macaque, and your delivery did not disappoint!)😊
@StudioLB
@StudioLB 13 дней назад
Colbert is a legend
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 13 дней назад
Wonder why he suddenly wants to look at his son? He certainly could have cared less when the child needed him. He's useing his son to ditch court....or is he planning to leave the country
@terri6854
@terri6854 13 дней назад
couldN'T have cared less (unless you want to say he actually did care a bit)
@lizardog
@lizardog 13 дней назад
Tr*mp cares about himself period.
@festerbestertester1284
@festerbestertester1284 13 дней назад
Melania to Barron: "Dad can't come to your graduation." Barron: "Thank God."
@alexandralibin5131
@alexandralibin5131 12 дней назад
"The Mushroom Dome",...What a great way to describe Trump.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 12 дней назад
He described Trump’s genital wart as a dome?
@RCTFORME
@RCTFORME 13 дней назад
Bruh Holy Sh*t the writers were really on point with this monologue xD so good!
@1foxyone
@1foxyone 13 дней назад
Trial of the conman in chief. May you be convicted and get a 4 yr sentence and locked up immediately
@lizardog
@lizardog 13 дней назад
Let's not forget that the Tr*mp is a convicted sex offender.
@user-cq5ff3zd2l
@user-cq5ff3zd2l 13 дней назад
Thank you Stormy!!! Tell the truth
@DorothyChartrand
@DorothyChartrand 13 дней назад
OMG my heart almost gave out.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 13 дней назад
New York better go send out 60k more summons for jury duty just to be safe
@L_M_V
@L_M_V 13 дней назад
I can see you're not a possible candidate. This is something only someone would say who isn't in jeopardy of being picked
@d.f.9064
@d.f.9064 12 дней назад
Agreed. If they actually looked for an impartial jury, ... they would have to give up. People in EUROPE aren't impartial at this point.
@meh8982
@meh8982 12 дней назад
@@d.f.9064 The point is whether they can find fair-minded people who are willing to rule on the evidence rather than any preconceptions they may have. There are some people like that.
@2hard2knock
@2hard2knock 13 дней назад
Trump getting spanked with a Forbes magazine bearing his picture has to be the ultimate display of narcissistic behavior. Thank you for your courage, Stormy.
@tomcostello8220
@tomcostello8220 13 дней назад
You can't judge a book by its cover - but you can spank a golfing grifter with a magazine. Film at eleven.
@Third_eyee
@Third_eyee 13 дней назад
yeah super courageous, do you feel the same about tara reade who had actual solid evidence of biden raping her or are you just interested in a dude paying a pornstar hush money?
@lilsmart805
@lilsmart805 13 дней назад
😂😂😂​@@tomcostello8220
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 13 дней назад
meh If you had a magazine with our picture on the cover, wouldn't you bring it to impress the girl? And when the spanking started, she just grabbed the next best thing, which happened to be the magazine. He has a lot of mental issues, but this is quite harmless. It just seems gross because he looks so gross.
@dianne8936
@dianne8936 13 дней назад
The very thought of trump naked....😬🤢🤢🤮🤮
@carriegoebel7541
@carriegoebel7541 13 дней назад
Perhaps his lawyers are dosing him?? I would...
@zaroffhound
@zaroffhound 13 дней назад
SEE! The greatest cinematic doublebill: 12 Macques, followed by 12 Angry Macques. Coming to a drive-in near you! Soon! See you next wednesday.
@camelshit446
@camelshit446 13 дней назад
Citizen trump is showing an exemplary respect for law and order, and also an admirable stamina, alertness, and strength during his criminal trial. How? He falls asleep.
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 13 дней назад
Lol! I was beginning to wonder...are we thinking of the same person??
@charlesstebbins7207
@charlesstebbins7207 13 дней назад
I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?
@charlesstebbins7207
@charlesstebbins7207 13 дней назад
I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?
@wendyjohnson3254
@wendyjohnson3254 13 дней назад
😂
@Oneshot8242
@Oneshot8242 13 дней назад
He's not risking the alphaverse for THIS!
@randyastle3301
@randyastle3301 13 дней назад
I haven’t checked my mail for a couple days, so I’m heading to the lobby and hoping for a jury summons. This would be so fun!
@Mdeaccosta
@Mdeaccosta 12 дней назад
I wonder how many sick burns you might get in: "I remember the tiny hands thing in the 90s, but I can be impartial." 😊 ( the whole courtroom looks)
@calinasagilitypartner4444
@calinasagilitypartner4444 12 дней назад
The lawyers check your socials though.
@Patrick-ip4qi
@Patrick-ip4qi 8 дней назад
Get some catholic nuns
@madiej.7516
@madiej.7516 12 дней назад
Stephen is AWESOME!!
@ccserm
@ccserm 12 дней назад
"Crooked Valerie"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@douglasropp1479
@douglasropp1479 13 дней назад
THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, STEPHEN, FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE CLARITY ! (I know, all caps. Appropriate.)😊
@willcoder
@willcoder 13 дней назад
Let's all hope for a fair and free trial for Donald Trump, and if we're lucky, justice will also deliver a guilty verdict and a long prison sentence for Defendant Trump.
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 13 дней назад
nah. he is gonna blow through it like always. america is gonna disapoint yet again.
@justhearmeout3959
@justhearmeout3959 12 дней назад
I'm sure it won't be a long prison sentence. Money is still the ultimate get out of jail free card - even when the "money" is hypothetical 😂
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 12 дней назад
Yes, I want no appearance of partiality. I want a fair trial and a righteous verdict.
@carlodave9
@carlodave9 12 дней назад
Trump will be acquitted. His lawyers are curating the jury. If the prosecutor was in control, just about anyone would do. OJ all over again.
@snap-n-shoot
@snap-n-shoot 12 дней назад
The issue is that all 12 must find him guilty…will only require one trump Supporter to find him innocent to get him off..expect a lot of attempted manipulation of the jury…Trump will do anything and pay anything to get off
@robertslusser6753
@robertslusser6753 12 дней назад
Steven Colbert "Makes America Grateful Again". We are grateful that he makes "life with Trump" a thing to be laughed at, not a thing to lose sleep over.
@davidav8orpflanz561
@davidav8orpflanz561 12 дней назад
It might be awkward for Trump to show up at Baron's HIGH SCHOOL Graduation, if Baron's real father attends, and Melania's current lover is there too!😅
@Zastrutzki
@Zastrutzki 13 дней назад
That foreperson has an uphill battle to look forward to, meboys!
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 13 дней назад
Jury duty, wow.
@Wursthanu
@Wursthanu 13 дней назад
Jury duty when the defendant is basically a mobster. Expect death threats, intimidation and probably a bribe attempt.
@camelshit446
@camelshit446 13 дней назад
*Don Snorkleone.* Oh yes, we're having a little fun among us Norwegians, too, as regards the snoring defendant.
@kewakl8891
@kewakl8891 13 дней назад
George Santos could ACT like a fair and impartial juror!
@contemplatingwithamaster
@contemplatingwithamaster 13 дней назад
Bravo 😊
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 13 дней назад
Donald J Slump get this man a My Pillow Stat
@Kitanaangel49
@Kitanaangel49 13 дней назад
The pillow guy seems just as guilty!
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 13 дней назад
​@@Kitanaangel49I'm not guilty, I'm QUILTY.
@wandajochandler5248
@wandajochandler5248 13 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@squeakco
@squeakco 13 дней назад
😂
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 13 дней назад
I'm Ridin' with Biden. Don't Slump with trump. (made that up)
@geoffspence4997
@geoffspence4997 13 дней назад
Someone ask Baron if he even wantshim there......😅😅😅😅😅
@ayannagreen5428
@ayannagreen5428 12 дней назад
Or Melania - Barron is much better received when his Daddy is not there!
@nelliekenny9630
@nelliekenny9630 9 дней назад
Bet the other kids don't. It's their day , not the bloviated biggot's.
@adamschank7703
@adamschank7703 12 дней назад
If Trump's lawyer thinks he has thick skin, he obviously hasn't seen any of Trump's Twitter tantrums.
@SuperMrHiggins
@SuperMrHiggins 12 дней назад
He's really grown into that role. Colbert. I've loved him ever since his role on Strangers With Candy.
@SuperMrHiggins
@SuperMrHiggins 12 дней назад
Hell, since I saw his first daily show appearance as a child. Just hilarious and incisive.
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