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He's a rat, he'll tell on jerry if he killed someone... and he's a stickler for the rules... Jerry called him out on his bullshit

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Yeah cos being positive ever worked. It never changed anything

@@zapkvr It does actually. People want to be around someone that's happy and cheered up. Or do you think people want to hang out with people like you? Bitter and sad

That's because he is a sociopath who only thinks about himself "in the moment". LOVE HIM!!!! :-)

love that scene. But then again, there are very few scenes (if any) involving Jerry that I don't like. Jerry's scenes are my favorite in Seinfeld, and George's second most favorite.

u-haul comes to mind.

don't know if larry david wrote that line, but it sounds so LarryDavid-y

I love the way the Receptionist says "unfortunatelywe ranoutofcarrrrz"

Genius....don't think it was in the script. And if it was...execution was brilliant . Perfection.

@@cooltrades7469 It wasn't in the script. Jason Alexander actually had to fight for that joke to be left in after they said it was too vulgar lol.

I couldn't stop laughing myself!

Atleast he still gets a car. Imagine being thrown off a flight because they took too many reservations.

Steve Martin

*their*

Shannon Pollard I like how he slammed the long distance service telemarketer too!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yep! Clickbaiting at its best :)

Everything relates back to Seinfeld

Lmaooo was just thinking the same thing

they were about nothing .

It wasn't just restaurants.

Inflation 👍

Have you heard them mention rent prices?!

Minimum wage was 4.25 so food was incredibly cheap I was a teen in the 90s and remember general chicken and chicken fried rice (egg was still included back then) for around $6 4 chicken wings was $4.

If they filmed that episode now: "$20?! That's more than the appetiz- Oh wait, no it isn't. We may need to up the bribe" 😂

It wasn't a law that got overturned. It was a decision on a prior court case that said states didn't have the power to make anti abortion laws. If Democrats would created an actual law guaranteeing abortions, the court decision being overturned wouldn't have mattered. They had 50 years to do it. They had the votes to do it many times across that 50 years.

@@chrisruskai9341 So, you’re saying only democrats care about America and Americans? Republicans are traitors, anti America, pro Russian, pro trump-Putin.

@@chrisruskai9341 you might have missed the point

@@evansutton6760 I'm 1000% positive I didn't. How many times since Roe V. wade has the left had enough votes to pass Federal Abortion Legislation? The answer is a lot. So why didnt they?

@@chrisruskai9341 because it’s a political ploy that raises lots of money.

Who can replace George Costanza?

Curb your enthusiasm

@Chug Hawkins True, but he has become old.

I never got into Curb , it felt so so self serving. Maybe I should give it annother chance.

Went off the air 25 years ago so sad I love this show

Jerry is obviously clueless

In an interview on RU-vid, he admitted to doing a Woody Allen impersonation in some of the earlier shows, but then departed from it.

WOW!!!! GOOD FOR YOU, SHE MUST BE GORGEOUS!!!!!!

Teri for pity's sake

@@zapkvr 🤣

@@zapkvr I'm amazed by all the misspelled words I see each Day on here 😁

@@billblaski9523 ikr pathetic

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If I were hungry I would have...

Which god?

Why not?

Yes, in fact they were......but also very funny! 🤣

That's why this is my fave show 😄

What great people they are in real life

I hear this a lot - and I get that it was a major premise of the show - but I don’t see it. I don’t think they were bad. Maybe I’m bad. 🤷‍♀️