Seinfeld Sucks! - Unfrosted Review (No Spoilers) 

The success of Seinfeld was more about Michael Richards, Jason Alexander and Larry David.

Compared to 90% of the stuff out there being garbage, it was okay.

The Pop Tart metaphor works here - junk food for a junk movie.

I liked the movie. I would probably give it 6/10. I thought it was a silly story told to a young kid by Seinfeld. I watched it with my youngest son. That’s probably why I liked it too. Because I could watch it with him and we shared a couple laughs. If you want to watch a movie with a young person like a kid, niece or nephew, it’s not a bad choice. If you are alone or with other adults, I could see how this wouldn’t appeal.

Doesn't sound like it even earned a Bee grade.

It’s been a long time since I walked out of a movie, but I walked out of “Unfrosted” and it was playing in my living room.

I feel like the more of these I watch, the more I seeing that I enjoyed this way more than most 😂

Totally agree w all you said and man I couldn’t get past the first 25 mins and you watched it twice Wow 😮

Yeah I always wait for reviews on Netflix stuff because it’s either really bad or mediocre. I rarely hear glowing reviews for Netflix movies.

JS just proved LD was the comedic center of the show. LD vindicated without having to open his mouth. Curb was outstanding (minus the overt racism, Leon "Black", Leon, homeless, Leon has no job, Leon mooching off Larry, etc..).

Trat pops was so stupid it physically hurt. And does Jerry Seinfeld hate Walter Cronkite?

I have a great sense of humor and I enjoyed the movie. ❤

It's hard to take you serious when you say the Seinfeld sitcom was garbage.

I’ve seen enough Jerry Seinfeld solo works to understand that Larry David was the talented one. 😂

I loved Bill Burr’s JFK. He should have his own standalone film!

5 dings? That’s too many dings.

I loved Unfrosted and it's honestly baffling to me the bad reviews this movies gets. I've watched it twice since it came out and I can barely sit through one viewing of most movies these days.

I appreciate your absolute honesty. I believe most everything Netflix puts out (their original content) is *garbage* Now, to me and many others, Seinfeld the show is one of my favorite sitcoms of all time. That's due to the talented cast and the excellent writing. Jerry Seinfeld, as a comedian, has always been clever. Clever is not necessarily funny but it can be humorous. I would describe Jerry the comedian as "clever" but not knee-slapping funny.

Apparently you like serious things because Unfrosted is hilarious.

Jerry Seinfeld knows he's an over-rated hack, so his sorry life has deteriorated into desperate Pop-Tart jokes instead of being a 90's has been. It's either crappy movies like this, or being upstaged by funnier comedians in his car getting coffee.

Not to mention that there is a huge boycott on Kellogg rn.

Just watched it last night, I was disappointed! I know Jerry could do better than a PopTart themed version of Forrest Gump. I wouldn't recommend it unless you need background noise for an hour and a half.

“Jerry had blackmail dirt on these comedians who volunteered to be in this even after reading the script…” 😂😂😂 great postmortem

Yes he does.

This review is on point! 100% how I felt.

Seinfeld, the TV show, is pretty garbage? I wish you have said that at the top. That would have saved me the few minutes that I wasted on this video.

I loved it, but I did have a few drinks beforehand

based on how many people wash Netflix and loved this movie shows that boomers are STILL. the power group and there are more of us than you young self proclaimed experts. we know what it was like to fear being drafted and dying in nam and life is too short not to find humor in everything

It was an easy payday for a bunch of comedians. That’s all.

If you had loved the Seinfeld show and hated this movie that would make more sense to me. I’m not sure how old you are but practically everyone during the 90s loved Seinfeld. It was the Beatles of sitcoms at the time. I would imagine you don’t like Larry David or Curb Your enthusiasm either?

Jim gaffigan’s bit on Hot Pockets is better

Still trying to make Amy Schumer a thing

Come on genius its fun and that’s the beauty of it

I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld, Curb, and Most things Jerry Seinfeld-related. And this movie is the worst thing I have ever seen. Its seriously bad. I actually had to stop the movie 4 times, and just take a couple of hours break from it, dreading the moment when I'd be putting it back on. It really is one of the shittiest pieces of turd.

Boy, Adam’s pretty mad!

😂 it’s almost like your bothered by a movie😂 geeez lol

This movie had so many great actors in it and I kept waiting for the movie to get good. Spoiler, it didn’t. Seinfeld definitely has to have blackmail on them for them to sign up to be a part of this garbage.

I too, never thought Jerry Seinfeld was funny. I'm old enough to remember watching his debut on Johnny Carson. I thought to myself, "that's supposed to be funny?". Watching his stand up since then has never changed my mind about his comedy routine. Not funny! Jerry is nothing more than a straight man. Think of Abbott to Costello and Oliver to Hardy. In my opinion, Seinfeld was a hit because the other actors were the real comedians while Jerry played the "straight" man they could bounce their routine off of. Does any fan, of Seinfeld, honestly remember a scene where Jerry was funny by himself? The last couple of years, when writer and co-creator Larry David left the show, it fell on Jerry to come up with the new material. That's when the series started to fall flat and they signed off.

I think it depends on your sense of humour and what your expectations were. the movie appealed in the same way that podcasts like cumtown did, which did have an audience. The jokes are this mix of one liners and/or surreal and silly premises, the kind that anyone with a funny and creative group of friends is very familiar with. and thats the beauty of it, there is no plotline, or story to be told, its just a general silly foundation for the writers to sit around riffing and coming up with funny ideas.

My whole family loved it

I used to think Jerry was the king of comedy, watched Seinfeld again and again, but the episodes after Larry David left wasn’t good. He hit the jackpot with that show and was elevated to a comedy genius, but what has he done after that? Two standup special his whole life? And some bad movies and marriage ref. Comedians in cars getting coffee was entertaining because of his guests. His body of work compared to other great comedians is negligible. Sorry to say this, he also come across as a big douchbag in interviews and is extremely high on himself.

Glad I watched it before this review. It’s fun! 😃 Adam is not. ☹️

I thought i was the only. Seinfeld absolutely SUCKS.

As a massive fan of the sitcom, I was incredibly disappointed in the movie. Doesn't hurt my feelings if you don't like the show though. Everybody is different.

😂 Didn't see the movie but never laughed once at his show. Literally nothing was funny.

The teenage girl delivery, complete with melodramatic histrionics and the constant superlatives ("literally the worst thing ever!") is enough to make me not trust this review, regardless of how bad the movie looks.

the seinfeld show pretty garbage? nice take, whats a good sitcom?

I have no respect for someone who reviews a movie where he already hates the creator. How can you be bias? Not follow you, be open minded going into a review. Don’t quit you day job.

Yeah, Jerry was never funny to me, in Seinfeld he was just the straight man in a world of actually funny characters, with dialogue from actually funny Larry Charles and Larry David. If this is what is supposed to shame "Woke Culture" it fails miserably.

I love how upset people are from watching this movie that was obviously not made for you. I watched the trailer and thought "oh ok I'm not the demographic they're going for" and never watched the movie. the end. 90% of movies out there I know I won't like, so I don't watch it. Why is the internet blowing up over this movie? people are acting like they were forced to buy it and watch it.

Seinfeld is a great stand-up, the sitcom is a classic. This movie is a one-joke idea stretched a little thin, nothing more. It doesn't really deserve the vitriol you're throwing at it. It's inoffensive, silly.....has a few good jokes. If you don't like Jerry Seinfeld, why watch the movie?

This is a trash take.

Seinfeld is dope as fuck (talkin bout the sitcome) but yeah the movie was fuckin garbage..I actually turned it off after 25 minutes...

I thought it was good. Hodgepodge mess? Your criticisms kind of make it sound like you have never seen a movie.

You have under 10,000 followers and he had the number 1 TV show when it was on TV

Of course you would not understand. You don't think he is funny. The rest of plant earth thinks he's funny . He's so sucesssfull, they allow him to do what ever he wants. Does anyone allow you to do that? I don't think so.

A very convoluted story of a possible good idea that Jerry Seinfeld really screwed up. He is out of touch with this films audience. For example, look at Curb Your Enthusiasm. Everything about that show and the way Larry David approached it, worked. On paper it shouldn't, right? Larry's the same age and generation , but he chose to to make the show about the absurd situations then let his costars tear into it using improvisational humor and not worrying about being politically correct. Which makes you think of who was the genius behind the Seinfeld Show? My thought are that Jerry is a smug, critical want-to-be actor who may have some stand-up chops for his audience but in this situation, he had no focus on what this film supposed to be. It felt very scattered and that was a shame considering the talent he had at his disposal. Was it satire, a play on current events, historical story telling of two powerhouse companies or a bad version of a bit from his act. I think it was that latter. I think he is good at letting other people be funny around him. Swing and a miss Jerry.

Seinfeld was vanilla network junk for whitebread squares. McJokes for McDopes.

Seinfeld is the comedy equivalent of mediocrity for its own sake. Without US-American imperialism and New York narcissism, garbage like that would never have seen the light of day.