Seinfeld - The Fix-Up Negotiations 

IKR? She probably should've left out the "poison his boss" thing (which Elaine helped him do, BTW).

He’s powerful and balding

@@not-so-smartaleck8987 she kind of seemed interested in that. Bad boy? 😂

lol yea and it's funny how they are both shallow. No wonder they are both single.

JP Sir LOL. Damn right!

Too bad she didn't say to Cynthia, how she actually had helped him by doing that, it would make the whole scene even funnier.

@@blaz9744 how?

@@accel9104 haven't you seen the episode Revenge? Or did you forget about it? She distracted his boss while George slipped "Mickey" into his glass. Check that scene on YT.

Elaine was the accomplice on that one so maybe she thinks it's wasn't so bad :)

He’s kinnn-da loosing his hair 😂

i think many Seinfeld's script could've won an Emmy. Never found a better show than Seinfeld. Lots of shows are awesome, but Seinfeld is really in a league of its own.

Oh, yeah? Is the writing flowing and cascading? That's very important to me.

+Scipio A. How about thick, lustrous writing?

@@scipioafricanus5871 If you stick your finger into the writing, is it easy to get it out?

@@mrloop1530 Do you wanna be able to get it out or do you wanna not be able to get it out?

That’s what I said! Lol

that's because he has friends who help him

@@jaypritchett6846 Yeah there are some sites that list or rank each woman than George and Jerry had at least some type of relationship with during the show and the same goes for Elaine. George was a complete loser yet he had “relations” with like 50 different women throughout the show and many of them were WAY above his “pay scale” so to speak.

@Homelander “George Costanza” was far from rich and famous. And honestly before Seinfeld came along, Jason Alexander was pretty much a nobody too. His IMDb credits were pretty paltry.

Hey it's a TV show not like they're going to fix him up with the fat girl he'd be with in real life if he was his character

Jerry’s may not be the best actor but his comedic timing always on point.

@@stellarwind1946 he is a great actor actually. He's just surrounded by three mega talented actors as his co-leads. But none of the 4 are bad actors, all of them are great. It's why the show was number 1 for so long.

😂😂😂😂

Especially when Jason runs his hand through his hair as he says it.

That shit killed me too Haha 🤣

so, uhm... like... you're both dead and stuff?

That blow me away 🤣

While he is scratching the historic remains of a once society of hairs.

TBH, balding is WAY worse.

My story

LOL, Elaine really tried to bend over backwards to make George seem at least a little attractive!!

Elaine's nod...

The irony, in CYE, her husband is bald, short and stocky. Don't know if it was a coincidence or larry chose her in-show husband specifically.

That'd be Kramer

Al Bundy 100%

@southerncajuncharm I think you may have something here

Your opinion not a fact

I believe he was voted in some poll perhaps TV Guide has the greatest sitcom character of all time. Please correct me if I'm wrong. He is my personal choice but that is neither here nor there.

dothedoword she’s so cute! Julia always brings genuine cuteness to her roles!

Powerful!

Her physical comedy is really brilliant

Sough I don’t think she got the credit she deserved back then. She and Jason Alexander (and Larry David’s writing) made this show iconic.

She’s got great presence. Really speaks with her hands.

Yeah no doubt! I love the part where she says he tried to poison his boss. " Excuse me ". So great the whole entire thing.

I've seen Jason and poker tourneys in Vegas and always meant to ask him- While he's staying here, is going tuck or no tuck ??

Nah

gtguy142000 These aren't "hands down" the best scenes in Seinfeld, not by a long shot. These scenes are in competition with a lot of others, like the end of the Marine Biologist episode, where George is telling the story in the coffee shop of grabbing an "obstruction" out of a whale's blowhole--that turns out to be a golf ball that Kramer hit from the beach. That was truly hilarious (the way Jason Alexander told the story and revealed the golf ball to Kramer), probably Seinfeld's best single scene ever.

Lmao! There’s a hue!

@@Newman.Cleaner the same boss george called a "laughing stock" and quit but came back the next day like nothing happened lol

@@trevorsanso32 He got fired from the office job that Elaine got him, a couple of episodes before this one. So she also forgot to mention it. lol

Oh my god

He should have gone to Yemen

Before Chandler Bing

hehhehehehehhehehehehehehehe

Steve R. Neill jerry dated Monica 😀

I have a strong feeling that he was scratching real hard to stop the laughter, had that expression on his face like he was going to.

Lol right, like fat and overweight women today on dating sites only wanting thin or in shape men.

“Just clarifying”

@@Pube83 and fat, short bold men only want beautiful, thin women half their own age. Not to mention wanting the women to support them.

tru dat

George is what I'd call quick witted, I wouldn't call him smart though

0scar Thing is...he has dated many women smarter than him

Barry Tsedaka Yes, as they pointed out in the IQ test episode, he SEEMS smart but he’s actually not. So it stands to reason that most women he dates will probably be more intelligent than him. But he either believed erroneously that he was smarter than them or felt that despite their intelligence he had pulled one over on them (I’ve got hand!)

0scar best line! 😂

Nicholas Fox Same could be said of just about every Seinfeld scene, such was the extent of their genius. 👍

Indeed ❤️

Three of those four actors are great, especially Julia and Alexander.

How nice?

Very nice...and sweet. But I hope not too sweet, I could throw up from that.

And it has a hue

good personality

Funny? Bright? Smarter than me?

Christopher Dones it’s so funny! Her delivery is just incredible.

+T J She's the ONLY actress (regular) on the show.

+Christopher Dones She has a tough job to do, trying to "sell" another woman on George!!

She was absolutely brilliant

Mad Hatter Weird, you make it sound not funny

Sounds a lot like Chandler especially since it’s pretty much Janice in this same situation.

So me

Nah, if that were true he never would have tried to get married. George is just insecure in that he won’t invest his time in a risk or something that won’t go his way. He’s doing absolutely everything he can to pin down that this is a sure thing and that she’s perfect.

Hahahaha im like George in that aspect

It would be rough. George had enough neurosis and personality flaws to bring James McAvoy to a "7" had he had them. And George is no James McAvoy.

Alot of Seinfeld scenes actually can't or don't happen like this anymore for that exact reason. But I love to be taken back to that time, that's pretty much the time I grew up in.

It can, and still does, happen today. Believe it or not, not every person in the world is on social media. Also, people who were on social media are leaving every single day. Obviously, many new people join as well, but that certainly doesn't negate my point.

@@meginwood1568 You don't have to be on social media to look someone up.

you can still just show someone a pic on your phone. youre bound to have one somewhere.

@@guguigugu no, back then you couldn't. You must be pretty young. The phones back then could do one thing: call someone. That was it .

I mean, I think I'd ask what he'd look like first... ... His job would be #2, admittedly, before "what's he like".

This fully explains the Kate Middleton, Prince William marriage.

@@Anonymous-vb8nw prince william's before hairloss is the sliding door moment

Cause women are gold diggers care about money more then men

My first questions is "how humble is he?" because I'm not dating a prideful man.

true

Yeah why he always has to be the center of attention? Why can't they just leave him be?

Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

@@ophello Or perhaps Larry Charles and Elaine Pope (the credited writers on this episode)?

The Jews

Everyone fails to notice that the very last thing George considers, almost as an afterthought, is what does she do- and then it hard cuts to the girl asking: ok first of all, what does he do 😅 very nice transition lol

Pure 80s cocaine.

Men don't care about eyebrows in general.

@@lazyatthedisco Men don't care about half the things women think they do.

idk man i wouldnt like a unibrow personally. or no eye brows or tattoo eyebrows.

Tell a woman for eyebrows look perfect when she smiles. Your welcome.

@@bontronblock I'm going to use this sometime this month. Well get back to ya.

What does he look like? PARDON😂😂😂😂

That's . . . not how the expression works.

I think you were going for a proper use of that saying, with. She was trying to sell ice in hell.

There’s a hue!

It's true. You'll never hear a line like that on any other TV show, ever. It's brilliant.

Yup

Please. That's Friends. This is Seinfeld.

Imagine playing a role in the best AND the worst sitcom to ever hit air. Pretty impressive.

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts I really hope you think Seinfeld is the best, and not the other way around.

@@jonathanturbide2232 obviously

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Thank you good sir for the clarification, good day to you. 👍

I'd like to be able to get it out!

SJ Willett I’m sure you’ll get it out.

@@not-so-smartaleck8987 I thought women like men who respect themselves and have high aspirations

As someone with hair that eats things, I loved that exchange.

There's a hue

She's got great eyebrows. Women would kill to have her eyebrows.

Best line of all episodes

all part of his acting and his character is like that

"A pinkish hue" It's a good thing they're talking about a white woman, I guess.

Elaine is the strongest female character in sitcom history. No one else even comes close.

@@shadoninja I'll have to think about that one.

Right.

Don’t forget Maggie Wheeler played Linda Gruenfelder opposite Tom McGowan’s Bernie Gruenfelder in Everybody Loves Raymond too…okay, more NJ than NY, but close enough.

A sitcom slu+ ? ⊙_⊙

Kruppt808 that's funny

She also dropped in on Ellen.

George is focused on the woman's appearance, Cynthia was focused on the man's job.

And unemployed.

Kinda like heavy women think they deserve a Chad

@@not-so-smartaleck8987 mostly the poisoning part

@stryfetc1 I agree with u Brou.. We need to start looking the abilities of the woman not the looking that is gone later..

Excuse me? 😂

just clarifying ...

As George scratches his bald head...

Flowing. Is it flowing? I like cascading hair !!!! LOL 😆 🤣

Jerry’s comedic timing is impeccable.

Like the scene when he dumps the bald woman.

Self-referential, non-topical observational comedy with a large dose of cynicism - so it's timeless.

That's hypergamy for you

It says nothing, darling.

I was wondering if he was trying to figure out if it was wild and wavy or curly or if it was more straight. Hands would definitely get stuck in my hair. "Do you want it to get stuck?" Yeah, that's my question. 😅

First, we're women, not girls. Second, that's not my first question. Stereotypes are stupid.

I wonder what "weekend with a woman" George had that Elaine was referring to; probably wasn't in an earlier episode, I guess.

It the Hamptons episode

I don't care for Die Hard, but I do like Bruce Willis (with or without his hair).

Best show ever

And he has a beautiful face.

There's a hue

The 90's had awful fashion. Jerry lookin' pretty bad here.

Three because not only Friends but Everybody Loves Raymond. I adore her.

Don't forget Everybody Loves Raymond