Seinfeld - The Lobby Stakeout 

Oh indeed it was!

How dare you badmouth a Judge!

There's a restaurant in Oslo now just called The Vandelay.

😂😂😂 yes indeed

and his ancestor, Art Cor............................................valay (with the wavy hand motion on valay please, thank you very much!)

He really does. Especially in these early episodes. The glasses and the boring clothes do the trick.

He looks exactly like my father. Who's an architect.

Remember, it's not a lie if you belive it

I see architecture coming from him.

Haha Art Vandelay, the importer-exporter was born 😂

I know Seinfeld is brilliant overall but how the fuck was this "brilliant writing"? Lol?

RealSupaHotFireVEVO exactly. lol. Kids these days.

I swear man. I love Seinfeld. Very brilliant

@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO because it's hilarious and not something you'd hear on another show, especially at that time

@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO Because he is excited about a hypothetical while still being half aware that it is a fantasy. It is short and subtle and hilarious. But dont strain yourself since you dont seem very smart.

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He wishes he could be Ted Mosby.

Bert Harrr benn son

That's the genius of this show. George never wanted to be an architect, but always wanted to pretend to be one!

But he's also a marine biologist.

When he tried to poison his boss.

Well you can't compare him or everyone on the planet for that matter with Cosmo Kramer xD

When he started to eat tuna on toast

@@arvindhmani06 You are right, nothing good came for him while eating tuna on toast!

George was always a mess. Lol

yea they where fine after the "oh we are here to see our friend" ^^ But NOOOO George needet to pretend to an architect :D

i’m coughing with laughter at that. what an epic setup and punchline.

This is where zoomers go No one: George: I'm an architect!

The laugh from the studio audience really jacked it up

I never said that I was the architect. Just something else.

I don't see architecture coming from you

I'm just some Canadian guy and I say 😂 😂

Is he also a latex salesman?

@Lukie Cartier Just as long as you don't double dip the chips.

Calm down sister

@@Uncleellroy hmmm???

Yes but it's not realistic, most girl honestly don't have this sense of humour, especially the pretty ones.

@@timowthie it could also be interpreted as "most men are immature" which is actually closer to how women think about us anyway. Not that I care too much about what they think, though, but I think that's what a woman thinks when she says that. The fact that this phrase is also funny is just a bonus

@@blabla-rg7ky No you got it. That's exactly what she's saying. As it happens she only seems to end up dating immature men, because that's all that seems to be out there, so why stop now.

he imports chips, potato and some corn and exports diapers

Wow!

I turn 29 in a couple of months 😳 I’m almost old enough to pretend I’m an architect

Don't expect to pick up then. how would that line ever work?

@@optimisticwhovian1726 you can say just about any nonsense to start a conversation, it doesn't matter. that line can work

Well? How did it go?..

Her response is so unrealistic. In real life she wouldn't understand what you were saying and doesn't understand your humor.

@@timowthie There's plenty of women to try this on, and one of them will eventually connect. And she'll also (probably) be the one that matters

That comment should have more up votes. Great connection!

@@StephenPaulTroup Mark Brendanawicz from Parks and Rec was a city planner.

Hahahah yep

That’s what architects say while the engineers do all the work

@@Nickelicious7 No. Just stop.

seriously - that part gets me so hard.

I think it's Larry David's laugh. He usually used to watch from the side.

​@@patrick4662it gets you hard??

How did you know who that was?

And you wanna be my latex salesman

Vandalay who? Oh no no, you’re way off!

Here's mine: "Do you find pretzels to be inducive to thirst?"

@@gildty9581 Da ...ve Wur ...blur. ....ger

I just used it in Tinder. It worked!

@@timtrek Doesn't every woman on that site date immature men?

But not all women can get the humour..

made me spit out my lollipop

@@Jonnyboy356 ?

@@azzurriblue65 its a stick with sugar on the end

@@Jonnyboy356 Lol. I know man, just never expected to read that. It's usually "water" instead of a lollipop. Those are pretty bomb doe

bsklasika every scene in Seinfeld is gold

George brings everything in himself lol. It is the core of his character.

you deserved it (:

Ah people always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts. Heeee hee!!

That's your tractor story?!

So she was an importer AND an exporter. She was an importer exporter!

@@StephenPaulTroup LOL std-exporter

art core...valey..

Its sounds made up lol

Reading your comment caused me to flash back to a similar weekend getaway "date" I had in 1987! We went to Yosemite, from the Bay Area...the drive back was almost in total silence. Yeah, torture is the perfect word. Today, I have sworn off dating and relationships. Period.

Yeah he just threw it in there. LOL!! He really wanted to say it. 😂😂🤣🤣

She is beautiful.

Sure sounds real. Should Google it.

Jerry was a good dresser. Not flashy but nice.

Pre - emptive blocking of a potential cock blocker

she had a je ne sais quoi thing. What does he import? CHIPS... Oh. What kinda chips? Potatoes... AND what does he export? DIAPERS.

that was the Marissa Tomei episode

Probably the most beautiful of all Seinfeld girlfriends except for Teri Hatcher.

There were other very pretty ones.

aa bb Teri Hatcher is beautiful, but this one's got her beat.

whats the opposite of being a UCLA Law Student??? not being one?

YQ L 😂

shit is it really 50. holy crap

@@Cardlimits no he is full of crap .. its from the 90s.

Where? The actress here is Lynn Clark.

...velay

The best George line in the series.

Jerry says it too ... when he's pretending to smother George with a pillow . Elaine ! What are you doing here ?

I would think she'd be to smart to talk to.

She's got the kevorka!

@@timowthie indeed. I wouldn't dare approach her in normal circumstances, but if I were drunk, or my life depended on this, or whatever other unusual circumstance I'd definitely be all over her

And so annoying, what does she care if George is a real architect or not, totally irrelevant for a small talk they were having. Maybe she is hot but her behavior just shows she is a real pain in the ass, a kind of women to fuck and dump in the same day.

@@overtaxed3628 first of all, that's how the writers have wanted to portray her character, which means she might or might not be like this in real life. Secondly, even if in real life she is indeed like in the movie, I find it normal for a woman with her depiction to behave like that because she does seem authoritative, and authoritative people are usually inquisitive and like being in charge. Which is what makes her even hotter in my opinion as I'm a submissive (sort of) type of guy and I prefer women to stick my eyes with their superiority... as long as they do it pleasurably, that is, and as long as they give me looks like she's giving Jerry at some point in the episode. So yeah, fine character by my standards, no matter if she's like that in real life, or not