Selling a New Ford in 1950!...Beaver's Dad (Ward Cleaver) is Smooth as Silk! 

Hugh was the very first TV Dad.

Shit $45.00/mo for a car payment!

Did you notice Aunt Bee's neighbor at 19:50? The pickle contest?

omg. the ambulance chasers of the used car sales force-- harass people when they're trying to live their lives in peace....

Back when the USA was meritocracy

Golly, what swell sales tips. And never having a seat belt to fuss with will save oodles of time. These dead people could sell me anything. As long as they can fix it with the boss.