Sentencing KIRBY Villains for Their Crimes ⚖️ 

Considering the second/final phases of most Kirby final bosses, the thought of a giant eyeball being imprisoned in an ordinary jail cell is just hilarious to me.

Void termina is just born. It's technically just a baby who only knew about sadness and grief. So he couldn't be tried as an adult in a court

2:38 "In Kirby dream land 1 and 2" KDL 2 : *possessed Dedede* ... Yeah, doesn't make Dedede's sentence just.

Sheesh, I did not expect King Dedede to get 30 years in Prison. I know he was a greedy tyrant who stole all the Food From Dreamland's residents, but he more than made up for that by now!

Meta knight tried to conquer Dreamland with an iron fist. Basically wanting to forcefully draft everyone in Dreamland. Surprised he was left out.

Seeing King Dedede and the words "Sentence: 30 Years In Prison" on the same screen is hilarious to me. I'm genuinely crying right now, why is this so funny to me?

Considering the amount of Good Dedede has done since his more evil age, I'd be willing to give him a lighter sentence, obviously some degree of punishment is warranted, but a lighter sentence regardless. Also the whole stealing food thing kinda started and ended pretty quickly I think, so I don't think anybody would've starved to death because of it I would assume.

30 years for king dedede, just under the series' time of existence.

He gave Magolor, a person who wanted the master crown to control the world, have a lighter sentence than Dedede, a king who stole all of Dreamland’s food. Magolor was going to probably kill a lot of people who opposed him if he beat Kirby and the gang, yet he gets 5 while Dedede gets 30?!

You could technically have “turning people into yarn” fall under a mutilation charge. Since it resulted in Kirby not being able to inhale enemies or food anymore, that would likely be seen in court as an irreversible change to a person that impacted their way of life, along with all the other inhabitants of dreamland he turned into yarn Edit: Drawcia would likely also get this charge, but just for turning Kirby into a ball, as she doesn’t seem to transform any other inhabitants.

I’m surprised Yin Yarn didn’t get Brainwashing since he used his magic to control Dedede and Meta Knight into fighting Kirby Marx’s story (since the video seems to be a bit confused) is that he forced the sun and moon to fight to force Kirby into summoning Nova which he snatched Kirby’s wish which made Nova start hurdling towards Popstar which the sun and moon held back while Kirby destroyed it. Kirby then fought Marx and launched him into Nova which actually makes it explode and Marx survives this. Years later in Star Allies he returns to assist Kirby as long as he is well fed. I’m not joking about that last part.

Fecto Elfilis didn’t REform into Soul Forgo, they TRANSformed into Soul Forgo. Also, If you think an interdimensional butterfly absorbing someone’s soul is said soul “betraying trust”, then you’ve got another thing coming.

What I want to know is… Why is the Forgotten Land final boss getting death sentence for trying to destroy two worlds…. But Star Dream getting a lighter sentence for trying to destroy ALL worlds????

Hyness wasn't corrupted he just went insane, his whole plot was him getting back at the people who banished his tribe to wherever he's been till now. If anything kirby cured his heart of all malice he had returning him to the kind being who save the mage sisters from death(or rezzed them after depending on how you look at things) but he was malicious and headed a genuine doomsday cult.

Void getting charged with mass murder (which didn't happen onscreen) reopens the Galacta Knight case. Also filling Necrodeus' cell with light could be considered torture.

I feel as though Fecto Elf Ellis should be a special case. It’s implied he was basically treated like a lab rat, and beforehand was basically just roaming the stars, and what he tried to do was drastic measures just to escape. I would still say he deserves a long sentence, but we don’t really know if he’s immortal or not, so I’d give him life with parole since he could have a chance to redeem himself. Plus the butterfly judged him well enough already.

Magolor getting 5 years in prison and 10 years of community service reminds me of how Saltbaker got community service for trying to rule the Astral Plane

Hyness was not corrupted in any way. He went insane because he was banished along with the other magic ancients. He was only corrupted in the Heros in Another Dimension

If I remember correctly, Hyness wasn’t actually corrupted by the jamba heart in the base story. Instead his actions were taken in an act of revenge and malice towards the other faction of the ancients who cast them away, afraid of their magical power. When hyness *was* corrupted by the Jamba heart was in the heroes in another dimension mode, explaining why he takes that darker form and is healed by the friend heart at the end of it.

Another thing for Magolor is that he also stole his ship and turned it into a weapon

I’m surprised court didn’t just go chop chop like they did with Mario villains (if US laws were involved, everyone but Hyness, magolor and daroach would’ve been given the death penalty). Maybe Pop Star only uses the death penalty when absolutely necessary

If you think about it, Queen Sectonia should have gotten off as well, since she was completely just corrupted.

If Dedede was one this list then Meta Knight should cause he was the main villain in at least one game

When you do Fecto’s death sentence, be sure to remove the adorable innocent Elfilin first :)

I bet every prisoner/villain could DEFINITELY break out

Dedede has done way too much community service for 30 years. Also, can you even send the king to jail?

Fecto elfilis DID murder several animals after Leos boss battle and unlike Leo, they never escape. In the final confrontation, you can see them struggling to escape, only for them to explode.

Dedede also did unethical cloning where he cloned Kirby so they could fight in an arena

Marx survived the explosion of nova and was saved by magolor. Magolor says this. Also it's believed that the reason marx was being evil was because he was hungry and also wanted attention.

Yay, I don’t get to be tried in court. Huh, maybe you humans aren’t so bad after all. Maybe I should skip mechanizing earth

Imagine trying to get a god into a cell

Dedede would probably be quickly promoted to head of rehab.

If Hyness walked free because he was possessed by the Jamba Heart, shouldn’t Queen Sectonia walk free because she was possessed by the Dimensional Mirror?

Ok, how the hell does King Dedede get 30 years while Magolor only gets 5? Dude literally wanted to control an entire universe and you forgot to mention the charges of animal abuse (forcefully attacking Landia) and attempted 1st degree murder trying to kill Kirby.

Hyness was actually never possessed by the Jamba heart, that openly happened after the events of the story mode. Hyness forsook his own heart in retaliation for what happened to his people and let himself get controlled by the negative emotions of revenge and hatred. It was these emotions that powered the Jamba heart when we sacrificed himself. So I’d argue that while somewhere down the line he did lose sight of reality, it was all due to his own choices to bring about revenge so i feel like he shouldn’t walk free

Being turned into yarn is definitely a form of mutilation.

From what I heard the one thing that gave soul marcs first appearance was meant to be a hint towards the DLC years before it came AKA hinting that he actually survived

I was personally surprised hyness was let off the hook. And then finding out why i was like "hmm fair enough"

Don't worry guys, Dedede ended up getting only 100 hours of community service by making a big cake for Kirby, also he's rich as hell.

We had to put the souls of the former deceased villains into weaker bodies. We also had to force control so Star Dream couldn't escape. And don't even get me started on Zero and 0²! We also had to make the cells teleport-proof for Dark Mind and Nightmare!

Seeing a lot of comments saying that the Dedede sentence was bullshit, and honestly, I kind of agree, considering the Dreamland 2 accusation goes against your previously mentioned "possessed crimes don't count" statement

Dang it! I’m in jail! I was just power-hungry, guys. LEMME OUT!!!

Dedede stealing food: 30 years in prison. Some who want to conquer the Pop Star: from 10 to 25 years in prison.

11:11 technically, it _did_ get the death penalty, and whatever remained was absorbed by elfilin, so accurate

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2 things. 1:wouldn’t dedede not be charged with two accounts of mass food theft since he was possessed in KDL2 2:wouldn’t daroach not be guilty of theft of the cake but of government property of dedede’s chest

Since Fecto Forgo and Elfillin are Fecto Elfilis split into two seperate beings, would both of them be sent to prison, as elfillin was unwillingly fused with fecto forgo to become fecto elfilis?

Who is up for a lot of corrections on the sentences For me it's King dedede: no sentence at best, community service as a middle ground, or at worst a giant depth to the residents of dreamland Marx: make him drink holy water at a daily basis Daroach and by extention the squeaks: paying up and returning everything that they stole Yin yarn: life sentence in prison until proper sentencing by patch land put him in a metal box with no bars and instead glass) Nightmare: death (if we count the anime) or a life sentence in a remote location far away from anyone to avoid him corrupting anyone's dreams (if we don't count the anime) Zero/zero 2, dark mind, drawcia, Dark nebula, and necrodues: death (obviously) Void just call kirby

Outside of Dedede most of these are on such a big scale the legal system simply can't handle then lol

I love how you did another Kirby video.

Daroach's crime isn't even full-on theft. There's a separate charge for theft of low-value objects, it's called petty theft. And while theft is normally a felony, petty theft is a misdemeanor. Yin-Yarn, or more accurately his nitting needles, which are the actual entity (Yin-Yarn himself is a puppet), is technically also guilty of mutilation, which is a war crime. Normally this charge is reserved for grievous and permanent injuries but it's defined as inflicting any injury that results in disability. Turning someone into yarn would definitely qualify. Drawcia and Necrodeus would also be charged with mutilation for turning Kirby into a ball and murdering 9/10ths of Kirby respectively.

Daroach should get a slightly higher sentence as he and the Squeak Squad broke through King Dedede’s castle wall at one point, so that would be charged with breaking and entering and/or destruction of property.

Hyness Is The Only Characters In The Sentencing Villains For Their Crimes Series Who Got Freed Even To WickedBinge Which Only Covers Movies Or Cartoons

In regards to yin yarn, I think you could possibly get him charged with mutilation, as your body is permanently changed (don't quote me on this tho)

Wait, I expected Taranza and the KatFL endboss's names to be pronounced slightly differently, but I guess no official guide exists.

What did you guys expect when like 90% of final bosses are Elderich Beings of Mass destruction

Technically, Daroach didn't steal Kirby's cake. If you either look at the sprites for that cutscenes or slow down said cutscene, we can see it was indeed a Waddle Dee who committed the crime.

Magalor: 5 years of prison Me: Okay fair enough Hynas: walks free Me: WTF

But Dedede didn't steal any food in dream land 2. in that game, Dedede was possessed. Dedede should probably not be considered a villain anymore either, based on how much he has made up for it.

Yinyarn, drawcea and fecto could all count as mutation Forcefully turning people into yarn, removing someones limbs, the body horror hallway, shattering someones soul into hundreds of pieces,

4:50 He got banished the edge of the galaxy, and got corrupted by Void Termina

Still have a plenty of lighter scale of stuff compared to the previous ones... It seems harder also to exactly discern how much bad the actions and consequences can happen

I honestly never thought of Dedede as a villain.

Wow, this oddly interesting! Nice video!

I find it really weird that king dedede has it higher than hyness, because king dedede is almost always possesed, and almost always not a threat to kirby after he is defeated

7:09 You couldn't have just given President Haltmann a CGI image of himself, rather than an artwork image.

Queen Sectonia, corrupted by a magical mirror, life imprisonment Hyness, corrupted by a magical heart, free to go what?

Probably most or all of them can break out of prison with their powers. Like teleportation or breaking the walls. It would make sense if their powers were taken away from them.

That's got to be the most awkward pronunciation of Elfilis I've ever heard. And I don't know where you got the "fake reformation" from, their body was destroyed at the end of the main story and presumed dead until the post-game. Oh but don't worry, that doesn't make their crimes any less severe! Before even doing anything to the Beast Pack, they had already attempted genocide in the New World until they got captured! Once free, they merely tried to finish what they started.

Drawcia turning dream land into a painting would be torture.

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Yin-Yarn is a citizen of patch land. Yin-Yarn attempts to kill Prince Fluff. The punishment for High Treason and Attempted Regicide is death.

To be fair to Void, it acts essentially as an echo to the emotions of those around it; and influencing those around it with those emotions: not possession. Basically, Hyness and Void were caught in a downward spiral of negative emotions. Also, many of your points on Void were speculative; we don’t know what was Void’s original rampage’s catalyst, just that it needed to be sealed away. Secondly, Void in present wanted to annihilate the world because that was the wishes of its followers: the Jambastion Cult(I guess). The wish to leave this world and start anew. Going back to my original point of Void morality being influenced by the emotions around it, I believe life with parole is a more fitting punishment; you just need some really positive thinking people for rehabilitation session with them.

I feel like I should correct a few inaccuracies: 1. King Dedede did not steal food in Kirby's Dream Land 2. That only happened in the first game and Star Allies (the latter due to corruption). In Dream Land 2, Dedede was simply possessed by Dark Matter and sent into a deep slumber. 2. Queen Sectonia did not mistakenly think Dedede was the hero of Dream Land, nor did she brainwash him. That was all Taranza. Sectonia even blasts him away for his failure at the orders she gave him. 3. Hyness was not corrupted by the Jamba Heart. He was corrupted by the darkness in his own heart after forsaking it and becoming obsessed with worship and revenge. However, he was further corrupted by another Jamba Heart in the epilogue. 4. Daroach actually didn't steal Kirby's cake. It was some random Waddle Dee lmao 5. Marx was never good. He was always plotting to take over Popstar for his mischievous deeds. 6. Star Dream did not corrupt Haltmann. It simply erased his memories of his daughter, which caused him to change his goal to eternal prosperity for his company. Star Dream didn't even do that intentionally; it only happened because it was incomplete at the time. 7. Fecto Forgo's attempts at reformation weren't "fake." What do you mean by that? Also, Soul Forgo is not a reformation, it's just Fecto Forgo's soul without a body. 8. Star Dream's hatred for all life does have a reason: in line with Haltmann's goal of eternal prosperity for his company, it determined that all forms of life would be a liability to that. 9. Void Termina did not travel the cosmos to terrorize and murder people who didn't worship him. In fact, I don't think he even existed before Star Allies lol. To put it simply, Void Termina is a reincarnation of Void using the Jamba Heart as a vessel. 10. Void Termina, nor Void himself, were sealed in the Jamba Heart. It was the Jamba Heart itself that was sealed away because it was producing darkness. The English localization screwed that up so I don't blame you for that. 11. The Dark Matter don't want to take over and rule planets. They simply want to plunge them in darkness.

I can't believe you did this.

In one of the manuals for dream land 2 (pretty sure the Japanese one) it says dark matters blades motivation was to make a friend (not sure how that logic would work)

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was Hyness brainwashed? I was under the impression that what corrupted him was the hatred he felt towards the ancients who bannished he and his friends to the end of the universe despite Hyness and the other magician saving them but I might be wrong

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Atempted murder is something Galacta Knite and Morpho Knight did. Morpho Knight I thinkn also did torture, with controlling all powerful beings.

Here is another one for Nightmare, Controlling people through nightmares is torture as he is trying to force them to do what he want by inflicting pain and suffering ENDLESSLY mind you. So if you ask me that deserves a way heavier sentence.

Magolor was controlled by the Master Crown. In the epilogue of Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Magolor actually is a good character. The doomers and the crown's spirit are the real villains of that game. Good thing Magolor became a shopkeeper of the Dream Kingdom. That's community service under his belt.

When 30 years is considered a lenient sentence, lol

Necrodeus should absolutely get attempted murder thrown onto his sentence. The only reason he left one kirby alive is because that one managed to escape while he killed the rest.

In some games Kirby attacks first like in squeak squad. He breaks into king dededes castle and the king was defending himself

2:33 He was possesed in 2...

Says Dedede is pardoned from any crimes yet still includes Dreamland 2 where Dedede is POSSESSED BY DARK MATTER SWORDSMAN.

Fecto Elfilis has the exact same story as Mewtwo, it all makes sense. If your gonna give Elfilin a Pokémon it has to be Shiny mew do to its story and it’s color being the same as Elfilin

3:15 He was possessed by the master crown!! 4:53 also mentally! 5:29 MAGOLOR WAS TOO POSSESSED! BY THE CROWN!!!

Queen Sectonia isn't the one who thought king dedede was Popstars hero. It was Taranza's mistake.

6:25 marx didnt actually die he just chilled in soace for alot of years and then reappeared in star allies

Hi! Just for reference, which jurisdiction's legal system is this video based on? And is the sentence actually given out based on the sentence guidelines of that jurisdiction? Because under New Zealand law, things will be very different: For example, King Dedede would be convicted of theft (7 years max) and assault with intent to injure (3 year max, carrying a weapon is an aggravating factor). There is no gross negligence in the New Zealand Crimes Act, but rather this is considered in the sentencing stage as an aggravating factor (abusing a position of trust over the victims). The fact that the theft nearly caused a famine would means he will be placed on a higher starting band (As per R v Taueki and s9 Sentencing Act). However, s10 of the Sentencing Act also stated you have to take into account of his behaviour afterwards, which would be a mitigating factor in the sentencing process. In the end, its likely he will receive 5 years of prison. For the rest of the crimes committed while he was under influence, the defence of automatism will fully acquit him. If I have time I might do a more detailed rundown of it, but this is an idea of what you might get under a different jurisdiction with different crimes and sentencing procedures Note: I'm not a lawyer

Void Termina is a baby. The actions that he took were a result of an outside corruptible force and a really bad tantrum. Hyness on the other hand, is completely insane. He is not mentally stable and a danger to himself, the people directly around him and by extension the universe.

Does Elfin get charged with association? I mean, Fecto Elfis is the combination of two beings

Inmate #C1436 Hyness ("Haltmann" universe) Criminal charges:same as canon hyness but was also in charge of selling dangerious monsters towards planet Equidae and was genuinely evil rather than being under the controls of a mythical artifact Sentence: DEATH PENALTY

Potentially Permanently changing someone’s physical appearance(Technically if changing someone’s race which we could consider becoming yarn as in the Kirby universe would be considered:) is Mutilation. With World domination not having accomplished a task does not eliminate that it’s a crime. Especially when intending to use a potentially devastating weapon like for example; A device that can make any desire come true and turn you into essentially a god or equate to enough power to conquer a planet. Also potentially even being in possession of that level of power could be illegal if it were possible. There’s also the idea of a pardon.

King D: Nearly caused a famine, twice, swings hammers. 30yrs Magalore: Near hostile take over of the GALAXY. TWICE. 5yrs Edit to add: Wasn't King D **possessed** in Kirby Dreamlands 2? I recall there being a possession

About Marx being Kirby's ally in Star Allies, the Japanese version of the game said it was because he didn't want to die to Hyness and the rest.

I’d think attempted omnicide would warrant a death sentence

So, Star dream tried to kill everything in the universe, Brainwashed a brilliant man, and technically kidnapped Galacta Knight and gets off with a life sentence? Nah turn that machine off.