A compilation of legendary moments in this episode, for future reference: 0:00 BAKED BEANS 1:47 Oven gloves - so I don't burn my tiny little handies awf. 2:55 Can we put our "vats for cats" scandal behind us? 3:02 Hello... good morning... SHUT UP!!! 3:11 Fig roll... fig roll... I'm rather droll. 3:35 Debbie Mcgee... No more Debbies ;P 6:53 WHAT'S YOUR CATEGORY!? 7:36 Mert Aksac 7:57 Cigs. Six what? 8:35 (QUACK) Ingenious categories. 8:57 NO MORE CITIES! 9:17 What is he peeling? What is he feeling? Key gets lucky 10:10 There's no need to knock if you're a milkman! 13:02 Cher - Nature's Enya. 13:37 Oh, Al, that's crap. 15:31 Neymar Jockeys/Neymar Nother 16:17 Key does his face 17:35 Buckinghamshire broadband 18:38 Horne ends with a quick gag 20:05 Key's sitcom 21:09 Key's Trousers category 22:16 Watto challenges Key; Horne lists fame-os. What a bloody good game lads.
A Welsh friend said that her husband recently briefly owned the Perrier of "a famous comedian" after he forgot it in Wales after a gig, and I was like It was Tim Key wasn't it. It was.
This game scores *REALLY* high on the Game Resolution Satisfaction Quotient (GRSQ). Jackson. City. Undoubted. Playful resistance from Horne, but a nice, clean walk in the end. As for JL, to find a definitive list and have both active players agree to abide by it was a thing of beauty. Cut-and-dried. You could use this one in NMJ textbooks, when teaching new players about the variance of GRSQ. Suppose you'd have to use Buzz Aldrin and Hulk Hogan as counterpoints.
Several tuneful songs, a swift knock on the door by the local milkman and a quick gag to tie it all off. Dare I say, this might be the best episode of NMJ that we’ve had yet chaps? Big might ☝️
a) I think I speak for all of us Winchester Williams down here when I say I'm disappointed we didn't get to see the last category enter play b) Excellent work on the post-credits bit
Key, I’ve got a Penelope Pitstop costume. Found it in a charty shop on a drunken date and thought of you. Now it sits in my wardrobe gathering dust. Great Jockeys today lads. Lots of love!
Absolutely cracking game of Jockeys played in high spirits. Surprised given the number of songs that we didn't get a rendition of "Don't Look at Your Bookshelves"
You know its a great one when you've got Alex clasping his hands in front of his eyes and you got Mark doubling over, face turning red with laughter. Loved it 😄
honestly, the respect I felt for Horne when he said he wasn't walking. caught square down the barrel of the challenge, no where to hide, just refusing to be cowed, I would like to see this horne more often
I was doing something earlier that required me to turn my, speakers up loud, and totally forgot. So the first video I watch has blasted "BAKED BEANS, IN A FRYING PAN" to all the neighbours 😂
Key's commitment to make the rule as confusing as possible makes for a fascinating watch. "No more Debbies." "What about Deborah Meaden?" "Yeah you can have Deborahs."
after returning to them all many times, is it controversial to say this may be the best pound-for-pound jockeys episode? doesn't have the overarching narratives of hogangate or the bath, but the sheer number of moments i still quote to this day is astounding to behold
This game with its socks and songs and aging English men and general weirdness was like some unholy offspring of Glee and Last of the Summer Wine. Don't mind it.
To tell you the truth, I did spend the first 4 minutes of this video thinking there would be one category played, and key would win by annoying his competitors. Excellent game lads
I don't mind the reflected light in Key's mirror, but the worrying looking leak patch from previous sets always gave me real anxiety that his ceiling was about to fall through.
John Lennon was such a slip up tbh. He's certainly in 9/10 famous people lists. Sometimes there's a name that just makes you cringe the moment they say it, because you know it's over. BY THE WAY! I thought Horne's "no more people that are described in a song" category from a previous episode was so easy to get him with. All the other two had to do, was sing a song about a person he named, and voila. He didn't specify it had to be a recorded song or anything.
As far as I don't know, when I think about it, no one's done the public service thing by cataloging this game's categories so it falls to me. If you don't know (big if), spoilers ahead: "Key to start" Debbie McGee - No more Debbies (mainly known as Debbie. Further example: Debbie Reynolds) Barry Cryer-No more "Much Loved" in their obituary Peter Andrew-No more Surname + letter = forename Noah-No more never worn jeans Anna Crilly-No more aged 39-48 Denzel Washington-No more cities Jeremy Clarkson-No more initials same as high echelon celebrity (Top 50 celebrities of all time) Zinedine Zidane-No more subject of biopic >Horne challenge on age: Failed (Peter Jackson-No more current beards) >Watto challenge on city: Horne out (Jack Lisowski-No more wearing the same trousers more than 40 times) >Watto challenge on high echelon initials (John Lennon): Key Out Mark Watson wins!
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