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The Christmas Specials 2021: Game 2 - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson 

No More Jockeys
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No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
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• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
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@NoMoreJockeys
@NoMoreJockeys 2 года назад
Happy Christmas from everyone at No More Jockeys - thanks for watching our silly game. Be merry, and stay safe 🎄🎅
@JamieCurrant
@JamieCurrant 2 года назад
Happy Christmas! And thank you for pinning your comments so I don't see any spoiler comments pop up on my screen
@emilybitzel7242
@emilybitzel7242 2 года назад
Not a creature was stirring, not even Key's mouse. Merry Christmousestache!
@1998sophia
@1998sophia 2 года назад
Happy Christmas! Thank you for keeping us entertained with your silly game :) It's genuinly really appreciated
@bondfool
@bondfool 2 года назад
Happy holidays to everyone at NMJ. Thank you for making this year so much easier to bear.
@jadebass9685
@jadebass9685 2 года назад
Aww key has little flat mates 🥰
@myrin265
@myrin265 2 года назад
the way key struggles to get words out at 21:39 but each breath turns into another laugh is just magical to watch
@pantherette113
@pantherette113 2 года назад
Happy to see a first time guest appearance being played immediately after being unveiled.
@ByteMe619
@ByteMe619 2 года назад
It’s the sort of thing to warm your heart on a cold December morn. Cheers.
@Azeria
@Azeria 2 года назад
First in-game mouse trapping, a joy to see!
@bdrummond7102
@bdrummond7102 2 года назад
Intrigued to see which wild animal will be caught in Game 3.
@callowclay3021
@callowclay3021 2 года назад
For the names & beer mats category, covering the surname with the first name doesn't just mean names of equal letters, but also names where the first name is longer than the surname
@desertawkward5876
@desertawkward5876 2 года назад
The most famous sack of all….. MERT AKSAC
@jadebass9685
@jadebass9685 2 года назад
Lovely! Don’t mind it They missed that one As he carries his name everywhere and so prob does his wife lol
@simonlake_
@simonlake_ 2 года назад
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a..." Oh, bugger!
@Rob10011
@Rob10011 2 года назад
Sara Clifton is the quality work we all gather in our hovels below the line to enjoy. No lazy “Postman Pat’s wife” business here thank you very much.
@laurapolly5419
@laurapolly5419 2 года назад
Thanks for the laugh. I thought the same! Happy Christmas ⭐️❤️
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 2 года назад
I was feeling a little iffy about that last challenge until the scoreboard revealed that Eric's last name also has four letters
@BeccaBee20
@BeccaBee20 2 года назад
I echo these sentiments.
@bazh6041
@bazh6041 2 года назад
...and Watson could certainly have made more of the Colin Montgomery job glove(s) argument, but you could surely find footage of Montgomery adjusting his tee position or moving a leaf from the his ball. Fair result in the end.
@nathan87
@nathan87 2 года назад
as far as I'm concerned, that last challenge was completely legit. Don't know why Horne opposed it.
@robsonneves6189
@robsonneves6189 2 года назад
Yeah, i think moving the banana shouldn't count, otherwise anyone that there is footage of them walking is off limits because they are moving their shoes and clothes
@lui5gif
@lui5gif 2 года назад
@@nathan87 At 26:12 Key clearly states that the category refers to "picking something up and *placing it* within a yard". It was a shame they were in a rush, Horne had very solid ground to stand on
@isaaaaca
@isaaaaca 2 года назад
John West (1809 - 1888) was a Scottish inventor and businessman who emigrated to Canada, California and later Oregon where he operated a cannery and exported tuna to Great Britain. The Pelling Stanley and Company in the UK imported his tuna and paid for the rights to use his name, which led to the establishment of the use of "John West" as a brand name.
@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077
@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077 2 года назад
Did he have a mousetache though?
@isaaaaca
@isaaaaca 2 года назад
@@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077 can a man really meet a tuna?
@roosvervelde3180
@roosvervelde3180 2 года назад
I just took a sip at 19:33, and almost died at 'Happy Christmouse'
@DynamiteBobby
@DynamiteBobby 2 года назад
I thought we were very close to "No more Job Sacks" there
@Peteroranje
@Peteroranje 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all above the line, below the line and even on the line (Haiminh)! Thanks for great entertainment.
@jameshopkins6841
@jameshopkins6841 2 года назад
I'm flailing my little nuisance flippers around, what a Christmas Eve delight.
@sunilpatel2883
@sunilpatel2883 2 года назад
As always, subtitles are incredible.
@marskristin
@marskristin 2 года назад
Seconded!
@mrSam3ooo
@mrSam3ooo 2 года назад
Thirded
@emmajean8631
@emmajean8631 8 месяцев назад
“[SQUEAKS INQUISITIVELY]” is my favourite
@cilycwmmoths2565
@cilycwmmoths2565 2 года назад
I saw Watto in Bath once - he had just run the Bath Half Marathon and looked in fine fettle. NMJ has helped me through another shitty year, along with Taskmaster and Key's books. Can't thank you guys enough. Keep on keeping on.
@kirsty8026
@kirsty8026 2 года назад
Merry Christmas and happy holidays. Hope everyone is safe and well. Thank you to everyone ATL,BTL and OTL for one of the best yet.
@Hendrixium
@Hendrixium 2 года назад
Enjoyed seeing Horne’s brain break around 10:05
@leileleileleile
@leileleileleile 2 года назад
agreed!!
@Aliasalpha
@Aliasalpha 2 года назад
Key should definitely adopt the mouse and name it Tashe
@adamgough9333
@adamgough9333 2 года назад
IMO "I got a snooker cue. And the rest" deserved more of a reaction. Although it does smell a little bit like prepared material, which is well established as a faux pas in NMJ. Fair. Play on.
@itselisha222
@itselisha222 2 года назад
Some of the derangedest categories. Some of the derangedest challenges. What a game.
@mrSam3ooo
@mrSam3ooo 2 года назад
Love derangedest as an adjective
@justjoshingf1
@justjoshingf1 2 года назад
Big fan of the (woah-oh) Kitchen Conversions graphic, don’t mind that one bit!
@RiyaSDesai
@RiyaSDesai 2 года назад
16:54
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 2 года назад
Cracked me up how quickly it went. Haimin truly is the unsung hero of this series (sorry if i misspelled that, i know you're in these comments Haimin) Edit: HAIMINH. It's in the description 😑
@philh5292
@philh5292 2 года назад
Huge well done to Tim... for using a humane mouse trap. 👏 As an animal lover, I really hate the idea of killing any kind of animals anyway, but when there's humane alternatives I think it's even worse. Great to see a caring and ethical concern for saving the life of a mouse being rewarded so quickly.
@drwoo6090
@drwoo6090 2 года назад
I was so pleased! A happy humane New Year, to you! 😊
@gordonanderson2238
@gordonanderson2238 2 года назад
This episode could be called "Three Guys, Three Cups"
@living4ward2it
@living4ward2it 2 года назад
Grateful for your jolly company!
@dustandcobwebs
@dustandcobwebs 2 года назад
Pure festive joy with unanticipated rodent action. This show has literally everything one could ever want.
@julianlineham
@julianlineham 2 года назад
Thank you for the fun. Happy Christmas to you all, and all BTL 🎄
@johnjames2397
@johnjames2397 2 года назад
Could NMJ become as much of a Christmas tradition as Chris Rea and Bauiiiiiuuuuullleeyyssss?
@JoQeZzZ
@JoQeZzZ 2 года назад
Careless whiskers is the joke from this set!
@leona6455
@leona6455 2 года назад
I screamed at that bit
@bearhustler
@bearhustler 2 года назад
Has anyone BTL had Branson knocking at their door yet ? He turned up when I was in the bath yesterday, very inconvenient.
@effanineffables
@effanineffables 2 года назад
in bath? that would be a pain in the neck, for sure.
@OthelloBoulevard
@OthelloBoulevard 2 года назад
Not the Guest Walk-On I expected but the door is now open. 🌜
@kdpflush
@kdpflush 2 года назад
Etymology The word "moustache" is French, and is derived from the Italian moustacio (14th century), dialectal mostaccio (16th century), from Medieval Latin moustaccium (eighth century), Medieval Greek μουστάκιον (moustakion), attested in the ninth century, which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek μύσταξ (mustax, mustak-), meaning "upper lip" or "facial hair",[2] probably derived from Hellenistic Greek μύλλον (mullon), "lip".[3][4] An individual wearing a moustache is said to be "moustached" or "moustachioed" (the latter often referring to a particularly large or bushy moustache).
@desertawkward5876
@desertawkward5876 2 года назад
It takes some getting used to seeing Key at the bottom of the screen rather than, horrible phrase, top left corner
@Sim0n98
@Sim0n98 2 года назад
Surely the sack doesn’t belong to Postman Pat, it belongs to the Royal Mail?
@jadebass9685
@jadebass9685 2 года назад
Royal Mail is privatised so I guess it’s kinda his by franchise now ?
@scientapotentiaest4001
@scientapotentiaest4001 2 года назад
It's a jobsack, if anything.
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 2 года назад
Damn, I just finished "He Used Thought as a Wife" yesterday and now Key has a mouse again??
@stuffandthat157
@stuffandthat157 2 года назад
Sequel's just out Maybe there's a new mouse for the new book
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 2 года назад
@@stuffandthat157 you think it might have just been a marketing stunt?
@bluejadeblue
@bluejadeblue 2 года назад
pleased to say i got the kitchen conversions question correct through blind luck,, happy christmas y'all!
@gryrabild
@gryrabild 2 года назад
Happy holidays BTL and ATL! And thanks for the lovely live show the other day! Oh, and a speedy recovery to Horne and his poor eye 🩹🎄❤️
@itsokay7989
@itsokay7989 2 года назад
Happy Christmas everyone BTL and ATL! Good job for making it through 2021!🎄✨
@kcolloran
@kcolloran 2 года назад
I understand why Horne had to walk, but not a Christmas game he's definitely digging in and deservedly so.
@joereynolds4602
@joereynolds4602 2 года назад
Merry Christmas from all of us here in Bath!
@JonathanTarplee
@JonathanTarplee 2 года назад
I’m late to this party but so far the Bath-Path and moustache-of-the-past have been a joy.
@tom.lox.ralphs
@tom.lox.ralphs 2 года назад
Does a mouse have a moustache has been the best christmas present.
@Kimberton149
@Kimberton149 2 года назад
Happy Christmouse to all who congregate around The Line.
@anthonyi7284
@anthonyi7284 2 года назад
I love that these are always live. No matter what time of the day I watch them, they are always live. I don't know how they do it, but I don't mind it
@taskboi5965
@taskboi5965 2 года назад
Key speaking to the mouse in squeaks has, frankly, murdered me
@el10t
@el10t 2 года назад
Snooker cue, and the rest. Severely under-appreciated gag I thought.
@kellyg358
@kellyg358 2 года назад
Ahhhh...a merry episode indeed! Thank you guys and may you and all the BTLs have a wonderful holiday!!
@BethanyLowe8773
@BethanyLowe8773 2 года назад
6:56 "Horne to be poking out of a bin"... Be careful what you wish for.
@MichaelCoombes776
@MichaelCoombes776 2 года назад
16:55 is the strangest form of joke delivery I've seen for some time. Good fun! Also, great to see Penelope Pitstop back.
@EllisThings
@EllisThings 2 года назад
No way whatsoever Horne should be walking on that. Other than that, incredible game, a delight.
@ursulageorgeson7086
@ursulageorgeson7086 Год назад
16:54 is a tiny moment of brilliance
@neilmeadowcroft7569
@neilmeadowcroft7569 2 года назад
"Okay, when you picture them... do they have a moustache?"
@allisoup
@allisoup 2 года назад
Word of advice - eating while watching this is a choking hazard due to laughing and should be avoided. Pretty sure I inhaled more of my bite of toast than I actually managed to swallow. 🤣
@lui5gif
@lui5gif 2 года назад
Same, I nearly died throughout the mouse bit
@leona6455
@leona6455 2 года назад
The unacknowledged 'careless whiskers' KILLED me!!
@reindeer_skull8008
@reindeer_skull8008 2 года назад
Oh wow, first time I have stumbled on such a fresh one! Merry Xmas everyone!
@mathhits
@mathhits 2 года назад
Merry Christmas BTLs!
@padraiglohan
@padraiglohan 2 года назад
Merry Christmas above the line, below the lines, wherever you are!
@MR-ew6uw
@MR-ew6uw 2 года назад
If it weren't for NMJ I would never have had a bitter household argument that led to the discovery that Barack Obama has an unusually large number of pictures of him holding sacks on the internet. God bless ye, merry gentlemen (and mouse!)
@speight88
@speight88 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all you Yuletide Yappers BTL
@iancockburn
@iancockburn 2 года назад
Eric's surname was Wimp (same number of letters as his first name).
@jdes5247
@jdes5247 2 года назад
lets talk about sacks baby, lets talk about you and me …….
@MrJunga
@MrJunga 2 года назад
Let's talk about sacks baby
@petergilbert7106
@petergilbert7106 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all of the ATLers and BTLers. xxx
@TheWaffleGoo
@TheWaffleGoo 2 года назад
That mouse definitely had a mouse tash!
@adambennett5306
@adambennett5306 2 года назад
Merry Christmas below the line.
@jadebass9685
@jadebass9685 2 года назад
KC Is back! And the change in background music is brilliant haha
@jadebass9685
@jadebass9685 2 года назад
Merry Xmas boys!!! So happy to see these You bring me so much joy! I listen to the cast everyday and to fall asleep too! Can’t live without you three so thank you And enjoy the festivities Xxx
@bras2090
@bras2090 2 года назад
Surely Key, and therefore the mouse, lives in a flat rather than a house?
@laurapolly5419
@laurapolly5419 2 года назад
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I laughed out loud throughout. Christmas Eve giggles. So needed this. Happy Christmas BTL ❤️⭐️xoxo
@Sam-wv4fz
@Sam-wv4fz 2 года назад
Goodness I laughed so hard at the beer mats bit.
@Okan4233
@Okan4233 2 года назад
No more Christmases that aren’t at least a little bit merry.
@bigbaby496
@bigbaby496 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to the Dolphins
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 2 года назад
Merry Christmas, nuisance penguins
@philipyoungs
@philipyoungs 2 года назад
Anyone else get surprised by Loki Doki's intro as the music underneath? About 1 min in?
@marcusmcmaster-float8430
@marcusmcmaster-float8430 2 года назад
I'm 20 minutes in and this is a hall-of-famer
@Reichieru1
@Reichieru1 2 года назад
Should have walked for Ben Johnson. In the first image when I googled him, he had a moustache.
@BudBonkerson
@BudBonkerson 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all with and without job gloves
@lais6299
@lais6299 2 года назад
merry christ-mouse!!🎄
@harrycook9041
@harrycook9041 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all btl and atl ❤
@ivaniavainavi
@ivaniavainavi 2 года назад
The cumbia music in the background 💀😂
@heidieaston3741
@heidieaston3741 2 года назад
Alex Horne in a Miami Dolphins hat...Lovely!
@JazzyBongo
@JazzyBongo 2 года назад
Whenever I hear the phrase "the man, the myth" I always end it with Noel Edmonds.
@chriskaprys
@chriskaprys Год назад
16:55 fair play, Haiminh. 👌
@Zakuznapper
@Zakuznapper 2 года назад
Surely every man, unless a eunuch, owns a sack?
@peacefulpaul
@peacefulpaul 2 года назад
Happy Christmas below and above the line. Made a lil donation to Crisis to say thank you. Thank you!
@marskristin
@marskristin 2 года назад
Happy holidays to all, over! (udder!)
@awalton
@awalton 2 года назад
New Mouscot!
@Swisswavey
@Swisswavey 2 года назад
Happy Christmas all. I must confess that I thought about it before the challenge and I would not have walked for a job glove when the category was job gloves. But then I'm a pedant
@ampersandcastle1091
@ampersandcastle1091 2 года назад
If the category was “no more people who wear job gloves” I would agree with you. However, as the category was “no more job gloves” this does not rule out the possibility of someone wearing a single jobby-G
@bras2090
@bras2090 2 года назад
The categories are always plural as they refer to many possible examples. E.g. santa: no more hats - you wouldn't need to name someone who wears two hats
@bearhustler
@bearhustler 2 года назад
When I think about it, it's a Christmas miracle ! Doesn't Oscar the Grouch have a girlfriend these days ? Grundgetta (just checked her name). Merry Christmas to all A and BTL
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard 2 года назад
A mouse may not have a moustache, Watson, but it very obviously has facial hair. It has hair covering its entire face
@una_10bananas
@una_10bananas 2 года назад
Very much enjoy "frontdrop"
@TannerLikesStuff
@TannerLikesStuff 2 года назад
only gonna call them mousetaches from now on
@gretacwink8659
@gretacwink8659 2 года назад
Arrgghhh Horne could have kept that one if his parents had waited in the cold a little longer. Key said pick up and put down!
@flywithguy_
@flywithguy_ 2 года назад
Stand up, get it out
@doodlefisher234
@doodlefisher234 Год назад
Could have challenged the mouse on the category lives somewhere other than a house
@emmafrost1210
@emmafrost1210 2 месяца назад
The mouse lives in Key's house
@EPM9000
@EPM9000 5 месяцев назад
Key should’ve won regardless anyway as Bananaman’s name is Eric Wimp… beermats!
@KunoSA1
@KunoSA1 2 года назад
Merry Christmas to all, regardless of your status re lines
@SerendipityChild
@SerendipityChild 2 года назад
What is the concept of this game? It clearly rests on categorisations but I don't glean the rules?
@emmafrost1210
@emmafrost1210 2 месяца назад
The rules are in the description
@motoquasi
@motoquasi 2 года назад
1 cup = 7 dl? what a bad guess. are liters not at all in use in uk?
@Kimberton149
@Kimberton149 2 года назад
It would take a very complicated diagram indeed to explain the UK's measurement systems. Type of unit employed varies by age, location, and mindset of the measurer. Hence the major popularity of Kitchen Conversions - every British schoolchild's favourite game.
@motoquasi
@motoquasi 2 года назад
Haha ok. Never knew about this before.
@Jnoooooo
@Jnoooooo 2 года назад
Merry Christmousetache
@pallsmortion4750
@pallsmortion4750 2 года назад
The mouse 🐁
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