[SFM] Nerevar is an Argonian... 

This is why Argonian Nerevarine is the single funniest way to play this game. The savior of Morrowind is the single most despised race in the province and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

"Some of my best slaves were argonians. No, wait." is actually a great line here.

The skyrim argonian design in Morrowind goes hard

I love how either the pc can communicate entirely through body gestures or dagoth is just digging himself deeper into a hole based on what he thinks the pc is thinking

Lorkham failed on purpose just for this moment to happen and have a laugh.

"ARGONIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this town before. There could be ARGONIANS anywhere." The blight wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE ARGONIANS" he thought. Nerevar Rising reverberated his entire siltstrider, making it pulsate even as the $9 sujamma circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of beast races after dark. "With a levitate spell, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Because the neravarine doesn't have their own voice lines they communicate telepathically and therefore the animator didn't need to animate their facial animations, genius

As an argonian player in every TES game, I want someone to make a mod for this. Specifically for the Neravargonian players like myself.

Dagoth-Ur! You’re on the wrong side of hissstory!

"We've been over this, Nerevar... Lizard isn't a slur. N'wah is. Shit, maybe I AM racist, Nerevar..."

I'm surprised nobody has ported the morrowind races to SFM or Gmod seeing how simple they are being pretty much lego figures with heads and hairs being separated from the body.

_"BOA TARDE AMIGO!"_ -Nerevarine

"It's because you were a dunmer the last eight times."

Honestly I like the more monotone deadpan version, this sounds like he's panicking and freaking out, but the other he's just kind of like "oh oops. Seriously though why are you Argonian?"

the movement with "let's just fight" is golden

I like how Dagoth was slowly losong his shit while the Argonian quietly watch in amusement.

I love how despite how old Morrowind is and how dated most of it's mechanics are, new and old fans alike still appreciate the rich world and characters it brought us. Especially Dagoth Ur who seems to be the most well recieved villain of the franchise. Hope Bethesda takes inspiration from him to write the main villain of ES6.

Playing the Nerevarine as an Argonian is like playing with Dragonborn as an Altmer. Argonians are hated by Dunmer while the Altmer are hated by the Nords. It's such a great middle finger to them when their saviors is literally the species they hate most.

I love that the Neraverine doesn’t say anything or even look any more than mildly offended as Dagoth Ur continues to dig himself deeper.

As a Khajiit main, this one is jealous that Dagoth Ur at least TRIES to accept that the Argonian is the Nerevarine. Orange Beach had no such luck.

Plot twist: that argonian is just a random thief. Allright hand over your valuables or I'll gut you like a fish!

TES III Morrowind ending takes on a deeper meaning is a player character is an Argonian. I mean think of it. Dunmers despise other races and enslave them, but they especial despise Beast Races. So, if some one is a Dunemr and they are religious and they believe in their prophecies, and it just so happens that Nerevar just happens to be an Argonian... then I don't know how can one don't read this a sign from the Gods. That maybe, we, Dunmers should change our ways. It gets even more interesting if you will look at what happens later. Amalexia kills Sotha Sil. Nerevar kills Amalexia in self defence. Vivec is the only one from the Tribunal left. Oblivion Crisis happens, Red Mountain erupts & explodes. Vivec Dies and Vivec City is turned into smoking crater. Meanwhile, in Black Marsh Argonians miraculously defend their homeland to the point in which forces of Deadric Lord had to retreat & close the portals, as they are the ones that are getting invaded by Argonians. After that, Argonians are united as never before. For the 1st time ever, they create a "Nation" and establish a Statehood / Country., They are no longer a bunch of tribes. They are a Nation. And later, they invade what is left of Dunmer lands and take revenge for the years of slavery. In the end, Dunmers are kinda foked. If only they would have listened to what Gods were trying to said them. Imagine if they actually did change their ways in time and Apologised & befriended with Argonians. Because, you know, that Army that stopped Daedric Lord himself is now your enemy. Imagine if they were friends. They could actually even help you with the Oblivion Crisis. Oh well, I guess it is Karma.

I've never played Morrowind... but I can't stop watching these Dagoth Ur videos.

The fact that you made him so animated and used great body language to have him speak since he has no lips is absolutely wonderful and hilarious. Nicely done!

Would love to see something like this for the khajiit one from the "Dagoth has Standards" video. To See dagoth ur just unleash his fantasy racism in this fashion would be hilarious.

The Nerevarine isn't actually saying anything, Dagoth's just digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole

I like to imagine he doesn’t care and just wants to hear all the dialogue cause he finds his struggling funny.

I really want one of the Nerevarine being a Khajiit Alfiq "Welcome Moon and Star, I have- Nerevar, did Azura rebirth you as a common house cat? How am I meant to communicate with a house cat!?"

This is amazing man keep it up!

I always play as Argoninan. They're one of the few races that maintain the same thing across all games. Breathe underwater baby. So much crap at the bottom of lakes

"I'm sure you come from a very fine...swamp"

Dagoth Ur being relevant in the current memetic zeitgeist makes me happy.

Im not normally impressed with SFM work as most of the backgrounds I see are tf2 maps but you did a real good job with red mountain. Props man!

Fun lore fact During the Obliving Crisis the Deadra opened portals in the Black Marsh. Argonians beat them so hard they said f this and just started closing there own portals there. There the only race to do that in Tamerial.

"The destruction of the Dunmer is gonna look like a fucking firecracker when I'm done with you"

I love that this is still getting so many views, thank you all so much, especially the legends at r/TrueSTL for giving this video the jumpstart that it needed

Imagine watching this in 2002

"Some of my best slaves were Argonian" 😂 this shit cracks me up

The removal of the 'fucking' from the 'because you were a summer the last 8 fucking times' really takes the gusto out of this one

Holy shit! Brother made his own version of the dialogue and a sick ass animation. This is awesome.

Sheogorath: hey Azura why don't you make nerevarine reborn as argonian? Funniest shit you'll ever heard

this lives in my head rent free

I love this video, great work. Only constructive criticism i can offer is you should have used the sound file used in the version where he goes “what? Why? Because you were a dunmer the last 8 fucking times” Also the same version where he takes this deep breath at one point. The nuances and subtle change makes that version my favorite amongst the “Dagoth Ur realizes the Nerevarine is an Argonian” series Aside from that i really love the 0:45 part

Not gonna lie I was fully expecting him to get shanked in the face immediately at the end while he was powering up his spells

I think what this needs is, like, dialog box options for the argonian so it isn't just the character talking to himself.

If this was the true Dagoth he would be too disgusted to even touch the Argonian, he would never apologize.

I will always and forever play argonians. Neravargonian is the best way to go forward, especially if you play a female argonian. Makes a lot of the Hortator stuff a LOT easier too.

My favorite part of this rendition is probably all the intonations and how nerevarine doesn't say a single word (or really get offended) just stands there like "wtf is happening?"

BOA TARDE, AMIGO!

As a fellow Argonian, I can confirm that this is how you’re supposed to play Morrowind 🤣

If these don't become a mod when skywind drops imma be mad

if the nerevar spoke in hisses than that would be pretty funny

I love playing argonians. The ability to just fuck off into water just gives so much crazy advantage its hilarious

Imagine how he would react an imperial nerevarine

This is an upgrade.

This got awkward very quickly, and I love it.

The glowing eyes staring into dagoth get me XD

I like to imagine that because the Dragonborn has a dragon's soul he'd be naturally drawn to argonians. Now add the fact that the Dragonborn is no doubt a Stormcloak Nord canonically and you get a very pent up shouty man.

Hey! Holy hell! This is an amazing animation! Are you thinking about animating the Dagoth Ur meme where he just goes ham on insulting the Khajiit Nerevarin?

Nice! Now that was smoothly animated!

gotta love the juxtaposition of Morrowind Dagoth-Ur to Skyrim Argonian.

Currently playing an argonian spear playthrough so this was a laugh😂

As an Argonian player, this is now Cannon. ;)

Nerevar is a Khajiit... (Doesn't even get to react, as the skooma cat is moving beyond speeds even the gods could handle.)

“Because you were a dunmer the last 8 fucking times-“ bro he’s so done with Azuras shit

Next time on Nerevar-zard and Dagoth Ur (The God): Lego Set Outing!

I love it when the bad guy's dig their own grave's

I love how you don’t even need to say anything as he just trips over his own tongue

Boa tarde amigo!!!

And then the gecko proceeded to murder him.

Look, I know the Skyrim design for Argonians is awesome. It's clearly the best design for the Argonians, no contest. But there are lore reasons they look the way they do in the places they do. A Skyrim Argonian has specifically adapted to the country's icy landscape and would *boil alive* in the swamps and fungal forests of Morrowind. And a Morrowind Argonian would freeze solid in Skyrim. A Cyrodilian Argonian would be no better at navigating either terrain than an Imperial, but would be even *more* adept traveling by water due to the Empire's reliance on sea trade and the Imperial City itself being *on* the water. Which is why the Argonians of Black Marsh should borrow more from Morrowind's Argonian's than Skyrim's as Morrowind and Blackmarsh are far more similar than Skyrim and Blackmarsh. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

This has to be Azura's best prank ever.

In my headcanon, the Nerevarine is an Argonian. And they became a guiding light for enslaved Argonians and other slaves alike in Morrowind. Which is one of the reasons for the abolition of Slavery and one of the reasons for the Argonian invasion of Morrowind during the Accession War.

Argonian Nerevarine just watching with quiet satisfaction as old Voryn digs himself a deeper and deeper grave.

Bro, the way you animated his gestures and various emotes is so entertaining. This is a really fun take on this meme.

Same energy as an altmer Dragonborn pulling up to Windhelm

I never thought it had SFM model!! God! I love this!

I love all the other Dagoth Ur vids, but this is even better! Props to you for animating it!

BOA TARDE AMIGO! :D

There is a video of a chameleon hissing at its owner. Ever time I want the argonion to respond I just hear that hiss.

Nerevar: ... Dagoth Ur: ASSUMING?!

"Look, we got off on the wrong foot." More like the wrong limb.

This should definitely be a mod to add in Morrowind.

Here's what I believe the Nerevarine would say: "Dagoth!" "Is there a problem?" _"Ohhh..._ I see how it is." "More capable??" ". . ." "So I'm just a _slave,_ huh??" "Now you're just assuming that--" "Yes. ASSUMING." (clears throat) "Why Dunmer?" "...So now I'm a _joke??"_

The only part of this meme that sucks is the lack of superior Morrowind Argonian

“You were a runner the last 8 times”

Every time i get around to playing this game i cant get past the first city, these game mechanics are something else

adoring the expressions at 0:37

Me gusta el detalle de que el Nerevarino no habla y Dagoth Ur si, ya que lo que no vemos es el texto de los temas que queremos hablar sobre.

Oh Have me prrayers been answered as I hae yearned for a 3d animtaion of this and behold here it is and its even better then I could have ever imangined, THANK YOU FOR THIS

0:21 I love the slow head turn the PC does as the hole gets dug deeper.

"Yes, it is a problem; N'wah! Now get back to work!"

im not gonna lie i kinda expected Dagoth to immediately somehow reprimand after all the ai videeos ive seen of him or just make fun of the player for several minutes straight

i think he was trying to say that it's only a dunmera problem like thier lands all of that but an argonian coming to be their hero is a weird choise by Azura

"...very good with a spear no doubt." *sad Long Blade and Blocking noises*

*angry reptile noises intensify*

When I play the game, yes the Neraverine is an Argonian. And yes, it is absolutely a middle finger to the Dunmer and especially the Tribunal from the Deadra. A little bit of Devine Poetic Irony. And Mundrazi is all for it.

Wow, this is pretty good!

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My first playthrough of Morrowind was as an Argonian solely because as a 13 year old playing as a lizardman was cool. I had absolutely no idea what was going on, I couldn’t use half of the armor I found, everybody hated me, and I loved it. 20 years later, I love that this is considered canon in the meme version of Morrowind.