Sgt. Johnson's Motivational Speeches in Halo CE and Halo 2 (every difficulty) 

10 people did not share the rock.

YOU GOTTA SHARE THE ROCK!

Jeremy Ruiz But I've got 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewin'-DEEvine intervention.

S-094 📞

S-094 Cam If god is love then you can call me Cupid!

Ryan Roberts Am... I RIGHT!!!!! MARINES!?!?!?!?

“NOW MOVE ‘EM OUT! DOUBLE TIME!”

Normal difficulty he had a voice crack

MARINES INTENSIFIES!!!

On legendary I like the pause before the “am I right marines!?”

He is the Battle Chaplain we needed.

AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK!

I got a better quote. "MAN WE LEAD THOSE DUMB BUGS OUT ON THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO KEEP THEM FROM GETTING THEIR FILTHY CLAWS ON EARTH THAT WE HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON SOMETHING SOMETHING THEY ARE HOT FOR THAT THEY ARE SCRAMBLING ALL OVER EACH OTHER TO GET IT, WELL I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GODS ANTI SON OF A B#### MACHINE OR A GIANT HULA HOOP WE ARE NOT GONNA LET EM HAVE IT! WHAT WE WILL LET THEM HAVE IS A BELLY FULL OF LEAD AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN!..... AM I RIGHT MARINE'S!?!?!?!?!!!!!! (SIR YES SIR!!) U HU DAMN RIGHT I AM NOW MOVE IT OUT DOUBLE TIME. ALL U GREEN HORNS WHO WANTED TO SEE THE COVENANT UP CLOSE. THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR LUCKY DAY."- SARGENT JOHNSON FROM HALO

Bro had some of the most badass lines 😂

I'm thinking rather he's giving it time to let it all sink it in before asking if they thought he was right.

Sir, yes sir!

Lone Maverick In halo 2 if you made it past the first 3 levels, you where already a god. Lol If you made it the end you are Cupid!

Was replaying Halo CE the other day. Quite sad once you realise that, every single marine (besides literally a handful) you see in the intro is going to get killed by the covenant, or far worse, devoured by the flood.

Gets me hyped to Assault Rifle an Elite even though I know that's a dumb idea. OORAH

@@Dennis19901 And least 50% of those deaths will be due to Master Chief's reckless driving

@@ufoash440 Lmao

Bob Larry and the tv wasnt flat! It was a god damn Box! With nobs and buttons! Turning on the box was the greatest challenge! And dont get me started on Rabbit Ears! I once had to get reception to watch football with a god damn Bobby pin Son! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOBBY PIN IS BOY! ITS WHAT SAVED 1996 SUPER BOWL AT GERALDS!

Your one lucky gamer

YES SIR

Facts bro😂🤣

Yes I was there 3000 years ago!

He's dead he a feg or not idk

David Aceituno And give ya a belly fulla lead!

who doesent miss johnson is the question u should be asking

Peridot He appeared in halo wars 2 as a non-canon character. So nah, 343i Didn't milked him. But damn you bungie fans scream murder when the flood returned.

rip

They did that on purpose so that it adds suspense I guess

+Kirisame Does Stuff The Halo 5 Scorpion is decked out in classy yellow and is one sexy son of a bitch.

After all, ladies love armor plating.

.

Kohdok still a shitty game

Great graphic, shitty game

Mm-hmm! Damn right you are!

However, he was wrong about getting a lady in Halo 4.

HarryBillyBobGeorge They couldn't afford the insurance.

No, HE was the Anti s.o.b machine

Its both. A giant anti-son of a b**** hula-hoop

Michael Kearney After the epic speech I always felt bad when they inevitably died

Dean Cutler In every Halo game I play, all the Marines with me always die. I must be bad luck for them. Maybe because I keep charging the enemy and they follow.

As a late reply, I tend to keep an eye on all of em. When I played the part at the bridge and tank I brought the 2 marines and their 3rd buddy at the middle of the bridge and regrouped with the duo in the tunnel and once I made it out of the tunnel and to the marine on the warthog. Once me and the rest of the team made it Sergant Banks I had the whole team and few others with me. At the hallway, i walked down with marines on both sides of the hall and man, it was quiet a feeling.

@@worsethanjoerogan8061 you can keep them alive the whole level

Bold of all of you to assume you live* longer then the marines on legendary in halo 2

Yeah, sucks that he died in Halo 3 (Spoiler Warning to anyone who hasn't played Halo 3).

Cole Austin If he was any better, he'd be a Spartan

+RoyalFlush270 Thats buck's motto, not johnson's.

Drunk Watermelon I know, but ain't it the truth?

+RoyalFlush270 He was a Spartan. Well a first generation of orion project spartans.

I remember when it was my turn to use the rock, they hid it from me.

I remember My turn for the rock. They gave me a stick instead.

Speak for yourself. When it was my turn for the rock, they threw it at my head.

Please i remember my turn very well... I was the rock

@@googlesearchhistory5249 THEY GOT MY ORDER WRONG GET THE MANAGER AND TELL HIM I WANTED THE ROCK AND IM THE ANTI SON OF A BITCH MACHINE

Halo is a giant hullahoop and he is God's anti sonnuva bitch machine.

Exactly, as Sarge strangles them with their own... living... guts.

Giggles4692 ...and drown them on their own puddle of blood.

Manuel Alejandro Then rips their skulls from their spines and tosses it away laughing.

S-094 Cam IS HE RIGHT MARINES!?

god's anti son of a bitch machine

Johnson is God's anti son of a bitch machine.

It is The Gun Pointed At the Head Of The Universe

THAT KILLS ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY!

If God is love then u can call me cupid

Boo-rah.

dear humanity we regret being alien bastards we regret comeing to earth and we most deffinently regret that the core just blew up our ragedy ass fleete HOO RAH

@jkbscopes123 Uh... I hate to be "that guy", but it's corps*

@@jkbscopes1235 Sargent, Regret is the name of one of their prophets.

3RAG0N SNIWAK I agree 100%

It's worth playing the level on Legendary just to hear that.

Best speech ever

of all time

you did not just censor damn

Legendary AND heroic. "When I joined the corps..." All I need to say.

yeah, you're right, I mean, the heroic Halo 1 speech is actually more awesome then the legendary one.

There's no way that Halo 1's heroic speech is better. Legendary is by far the best one.

@@General_C possibly the best one in video game history

yall ever heard of opinions

Damn straight, I always find inspiration thinking of those brave marines and their rock.

We had sticks. TWO sticks!

Young Gloom and a rock for a whole platoon. And we had to SHARE the rock!

You one lucky Marine son,

Mmm mmm damn right you are !

"A belly full of lead and their own blood to drown in!"

Sergent Johnson is the best

"I don't care if its gods own anti-son of a bitch machine Or a giant hula hoop, were not gonna let em have it!"

me: sees XD GO BACK TO ROBLOX KID

@@FranklinThe1 That comments 6 years old, they're probably an adult now.

Nah, PVT. Jenkins m9.

What about PVT. Jimmy?? XD

You mean PVT. Jenkins?

Halopro895 Really? You don't know who Pvt. Jimmy is?

And it was actually an anti son of a bitch machine.

More like an anti everything machine.

they actually poked at that when the rvb red team were talking about halo ODST

No way. Johnson and Tex. Dear god, think of all the casualties. There'd be entire solar systems abandoned out of simple fear.

S-171 Cam .... Yeah I'd shit my pants if those two worked together, then add in Meta and Chief and you'd have even the damn covenant running for the hills.

+LEGOBoy922 i think the meta would attempt to kill the chief first for his ai BEFORE those two send covenant running with crap in their pants

Trenton Bushnell true, true.

lmao

"Damn right, it is!"

MartianManFromMars "mmhmmm..damn right it is."

Same.

funniest line from Sgt. Johnson EVER.

and get yelled at 24/7

It's called being a real father.

Devan Wasburg Lol if there was intruders he would beat the shit out of them.

Devan Wasburg he would have been your daddy but a dog beat him over the fence

joey13133 " son.. I could be your daddy but.. I dont know..

SIR, YES SIR!

SIR, YES SIR!

SIR, YES SIR!

SIR, YES SIR!

SIR, YES SIR!

But I never got to use the rock ;_;

+Corporal Xander TWO STICKS AND A ROCK FOR DA WHOLE PLATOON.

Corporal Xander Probably because I was hogging it the whole time.

When I join the core, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks, we had sticks. 2 sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon. AND WE HAD TO SHAARE THE ROCK. You're one lucky marine! Cause if God is love, then you can call me cupid!

Pretty damned sure he was talking about himself regarding God's anti son of a bitch machine. HOO-RAH!!

Nah he was talking about the Halo. He said he didn't care if it were God's own anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop. He said that because He is God in disguise which explains why he does not die. Oh and he fakes his death in Halo 3.

Fool! He's always right, he knows what the galaxy likes....

Yes, we know that he knows what the galaxy likes, he just doesn't have to care what it likes.

says the krogan

Jadon Madueno Indeed.

Logan Stair so how do krogan get ladys

Jadon Madueno It really isn't that hard. You meet the females show off your battle scars. If she's interested we sign a fertility contract. And then the rest flows smoothly.

Jadon Madueno Specifics.

Darksky1001able He’s based off Apone.

how was MLK a sergeant we fought alliens and gave the best speaches

Jadon Madueno Obviously, you haven't been paying attention to history classes. One of MLK's greatest enemies were aliens.

supercoolguy43 explain

Jadon Madueno You didn't hear about the Prophet of Truth sending a platoon of Sangheili spec ops after him? Luckily for him, the Jedi Council was able to protect him with the power of the one ring to rule them all.

supercoolguy43 what drugs you take i want them

Not one bit, buddy

Even so I still prefer his look in Halo CE to his redone appearance in CEA. In CEA they made him look like Mario. But you are right. Just played Halo 3 after playing 4 and I remember when Halo 3's graphics were top of the line.

"Everyone here looks like melted plastic"

SRGTHALO you obviously don't know how Mario looks like.

SIR YES SIR!!!

Mmmhmm. Damn right, I am!

You messed up half of it big time. "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have...is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" *"AMM I RIGHT, MARINES?!"*

Corek BleedingHollow apparently made of paper because even in a tank that beam rifle jackle aint showin no mercy

I cri evertim.

Chief should have died too.

RETSZTIRF Then the two of them respawn. VIDEO GAME LOGIC

Well we still have Stacker and Reynolds

+Angela Allen at least it stopped 343 from ruining him by giving him some of the most dull dialog known to man kind.

Please, *don't* shake the lightbulb.