Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 8 

"She's so negative she depresses the devil"😂😂😂

"Caskets on sale at Walmart" 😂😂😂😂😂

"With great cleavage comes great responsibility." 😂😂😂😂

"Up at the WalMart" is the funniest line and she can deliver it perfectly everytime. I love the southern ladies. They have my vote and subscribe.

"I used to put bourbon in my coffee, now I just put it in my coffee cup"

I'd love to hear you use one of my grandmother's favorites, "If that man took all he knew and a quarter, he'd still be 10 cents short to make a phone call."

what kills me. i looked it up. walmart does sell caskets. lmao

"Your mama knows what you did last night even Jesus can't help you now" 😂😂😂

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth cause your crazy is showing" :) Bless their heart whoever she was talking about.

I will turn my house upside down before I use my good scissors for anything! Great early training, Gran❣️ My new favorite is "I'll start drinkin' water when it comes frozen and surrounded by bourbon."

Don't use my good scissors for that... I didn't know that was a thing, but I've heard it a time or twelve. Love y'all, ladies!

New favorite! "With great cleavage, comes great responsibility!" Laura Bell Bundy fit in like she was there all along.

"You'd better tuck your tongue behind your teeth, because your crazy is showing!" I am still laughing at that one.

"I'm so in debt can't pay respect at a funeral" killed me 😂😂😂

"They got caskets on sale up at the Wal-Mart" LOL!

The comment - about your momma knowing what you did and jesus can't help - classic!!!!!

You know, until I started watching your videos, I never thought twice about the "southernisms" that I speak on a daily basis, lol. I've heard all of them since I was knee high to a grass hopper! :D

I have said "Dolly Parton should run for president." Lord, I would have voted for her.

My momma used to say, " you think you are hotter that shit on a silver platter, but you ain't nothin but cold snot on a paper plate."

At 2:05 ---- That's my line: "She should just skip the pleasantries and strap a mattress to her back!"

You missed one. "You better give your heart to the Lord, 'cause your a__ is mine". Heard that from my mother a lot! ::)

Dolly should run for president. So should Willie Nelson! Hell! They could run together! I love yall's videos by the way. I'm a Southern boy too far from home, and while I call my momma and both of my mamaws, at least weekly, watching and listening to you lovely ladies, never leaves me without a smile. ♡

- Slicker than snot on a doorknob. - That man is just another job that doesn't pay. 🤣

Southern sayings and southern twang is music to my ears.

im from the south so so much of this is every day talk it seems like a normal clip.

These videos are great. They remind me of things my Nanny and Granny used to say while sitting on the porch with their sweet tea. They used to let me play with the biscuit dough like it was playdough and then send me outside with some carrots to feed to the neighbors horses. Thanks for bringing back some fond memories of my childhood. Lots of love from Georgia :)

I love this channel. I'm a guy from New York and California but I'm starting to talk like a Southern women. Thank you ladies.

"i'm plum tired of y'all playin' pokéman on my property!" 😂😂

Darn it I had a project to complete now I'm sitting here wondering if a "one legged duck actually does swim in circles"

Is that Laura Bell Bundy????? Yes it is!!! I was laughing so much I missed the bit at the end! "Kentucky Dirty" ...my all time fave video!......oohhhhhhhhhh.........

ITS LBB!!! I swear I almost cried tears of joy.

“Boats, boats, boats.” - Laura Bell Bundy

Oh my goodness!!! Y'all my mama, God rest her soul, told me that my hair looks like cat's have been sucking on the ends numerous times!!! I thought she was the only one :) Of course, she only said this when I let the natural curl go a little cray-cray. And then to follow that with "You might feel a little better if you put some lipstick on" that's ME!!!! I think my favorite line though was "With great cleavage comes great responsibility." Amen, honey, Amen!!

That just irks the stew out a me. And my grandma always says " who let her out of the house looking like that?"

Dont use my good scissors for that! I love it!

I had the sweetest lady friend, when she said " bless your little heart" it was the meanest insult she would impart.

Julia, you really should become the new spokeswoman for Walmart I hear you mention Walmart more than anyone. They probably close the store down and clear out customers there when they know you're coming so you have the place to yourself 😊😁

My momma semt me to charm school.....twice Ha!

"I'll drink more water as long as it's frozen and surrounded by bourbon."

3:23 I half expected her to say "Oh my stars n' bars!"

Some of my favorites that I heard growing up: -Get out of your Meme's flower beds 'fore I wear you out! -If you tear up my front porch swing I'ma tear up your behind! -If I've told you once, I've told you more than twice..... -You've got about as much sense as an inbred chicken.

Eight episodes in, I’m loving it, but I ‘m still waiting on “that child ain’t right.” Bless you all.

"than man is just another job that don't pay" thanks ladies. that's my new favorite.

I'm so broke I couldn't pay respects at a funeral! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm done!!!

It's true. I married a southern girl. She has heard it all and its just like that. :)

"There she goes, ass swinging like church bells on Easter." LOL

Love southern women. Wish I could meet a sassy one with a great sense of humour.

This is SO FUNNY! Hahahaha yes! These quotes will help the world to understand us a lot better here in the deep south! "You don't need six tree stands. You only got one ass!" :P

OMG i get so excited when I see y'all filmed a new one! I love Laura Bell Bundy, Kentucky proud 💙

Omg, I haven't watched it all, but is that Laura Bell Bundy?!?!

"Dolly Parton should run for President!" TRUE!

The fact that hear or say all these things makes it even better

from Rutherfordton north Carolina and god I hear these alot

Ha ha, "Hair looks like a cat's been sucking on it." And "There's she goes swinging that ass like church bells on Sunday." I laughed out loud good on those two. Oh, and "Let's go bra shopping." I didn't know that was why I love to bra shop was because it was common to Southern women. :)

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth because your crazy is showin" 😂😂😂😂😂

Laura Bell Bundy............... absolutely hilarious !!!!

Laura Bell done stopped by from cooter County! lmao

"Those pants make your butt look like a bag of cats fightin' to get out." Lol.

I just love all you great ladies! I was born and raised in Atlanta Georgia and miss the south and that southern sense of humor. I work out west now, where no one knows how to make a decent glass of sweet tea! ...Born Southern by the Grace of God ;)

I swear I actually DID say "Dolly Parton should run for President" just before the election. LOL!

I would give my grandmother's cast iron pan to be a special guest on this show.

My grandmother used to say all the time, "Live and learn, die and forget it all."

My grandmother would always say bless his pickin heart ❤

Laura Bell Bundy is just the best guest so far! Love her!

Thank you ladies! Y'all certainly brightened up my morning!! Honest!!!

love the videos. y'all crack me up. people ask me what's the summers like in the south. I tell them it's like hell though I screen door! lol

So tickled to see KY represented y'all! GOOOO CATS!!

Lol so true I hear this daily

Dear southern ladies, love your videos! Please keep up the great work! \o/ Greetings from Germany.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!! My favorite part was Dolly Parton for president!!!!

Brilliant, as always, spot on! LOVE that LBB made an appearance!!!! My mom says to me almost every single day "I think you'd feel better if you put on some lipstick." I died laughing!

Just found this and laughed all the way through...love this! I grew up with these sayin's. Thanks for bringing back memories!

Kentucky gals in the house!!! 🤗

♡Gotta love the south!♡

not from the south but ive lived here for 13 years. i keep watching these to see if i recognize any and i usually know like one or two per video xD

The best one yet! Laura Bell Bundy was a real treat! can't get enough.

My momma didn't raise an idiot except my brother. And another one my pawpaw used to say. When asked how are u he would say fair to middling.

"She's not even a hot mess...she's a lukewarm mess!" ❤

Well I’ll drink more water if it’s frozen and surrounded by bourbon!😂😂😂 Me too! Southern women are bar none the best on the planet!

This is good shit. My momma says this stuff all the time.

Southern lingo is all about metaphors and similes! lol

Y'all seriously!! When we went to our house in Nicaragua they had caskets at their Walmart. For real. I was like what....

My Great Aunt Mick always said "There's never a pot so crooked you can't find a lid to fit it." I LOVE YOU LADIES. you always make me laugh.

That is some great stuff. Thank you for reminding me why America is Great! Sure cant tell by watching anything on TV. Reminds me of my Mom and her Sisters. God Bless America.

The women in this video are finer than frogs' hairs!

lmao i love these videos, they make me feel like i'm closer to home

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth 'cause your crazy is showing." My new favorite line.

"I'm plum tired of y'all playin Pokemon on my property." Brilliant!

ive noticed my accent becomes more predominate every time i watch these!

... couldn't poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. I need to remember this.

Pops always said "He's dumber than two boxes of rocks" . As if one box wasn't dumb enough.

OMG!!! I have seriously had dreams about Danny McBride!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Why??? Y'all crack me up! Been watching your videos for years! Always a pleasure!

once again you knocked it out the park. I shared on Facebook and Twitter.

There we Go! We got a Kentucky native

I absolutely love you ladies! You make me so proud to have lived my life below the Mason Dixon line! Southern Belle's are the most beautiful ladies ever.

All of these are hysterical!! I find that I say at least half dozen per video!! Goes to show just how Southern I am!!

Omg y'all say everything on Mom says😙😙🙌🙌I love y'all videos

Funny! "My new truck can shit and get"

Julia, I absolutely LOVE ya'll!!!! I could just watch these vids over and over. I sit here laughing my head off and nobody in the house but me and the dog! Please keep putting these things out. Ya'll are always SPOT ON with the south and its crazy culture

Omg!!!!!I just found these ladies!!!!what we need in a pandemic!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂