Sh%t Southern Women Say Episode 7 

Southern women: the queens of analogies.

Anybody else just wait for Julia to tell us what was on sale up at da Wal-Mart?

"If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose" my favorite line!!!

"He is so dumb they had to burn the school down to get him out of the 3rd grade" XD Can't deal.

"why ain't there a sweet tea emoji?" 😂😂😂

"He is so high, he could sit on Wednesday and see both Sundays," Now THAT was a new one for me and I LOVED IT!!

"Her daddy musta dressed her" single parent life😂😂one pigtail at the nape of my neck and the other by my ear

Did she say I can't I'm baptist?? Lmaoooo

"People in Mississippi make people in Louisiana look like they're in a hurry". SO. TRUE. When I drive through MS, I always feel like I'm racing but I'm only going 5 over.

"A CRAVING FOR CHEERWINE SNUCK UP ON ME!" ME! EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!

"I came within a gnat's ass of cussin' her out." 😂😂😂

"if y'all gone kill each other go outside" I still hear that especially since over im an only girl

"Bless her she's a bit touched" made me laugh so hard

"Honey I wouldn't trust him if his tongue was notarized" LOOOL! So using that.

"He musta coulda notta figured it out." (Oh, geez. I remember saying stuff like that when I was young & immersed in the south. Good stuff!)

Y'all need to represent Texas on them videos! Especially East Texas where it's real southern. "You want a coke?" "Sure, I'll take a Dr. Pepper"

Hes so high he could sit on Wednesday and see both Sundays ahaha thats great

my grandma always says "I wouldn't wear that to a dog fight"

We'd say, "Finer than frog's hair split three ways." "He's like Clovis. His bread 's in the oven , but the gas ain't on. " "He's so ugly, you'd have to tie a pork chop round his neck to git the dawg to play with him." "Lord, they's got more money than Carter's got pills." "That fence is a bit cattywhomped , ain't it?" "Fetch me that doo-hickey from over yonder, willya?" "Keep on cryin' and I'll give ya' somethin' to cry about!" Southern Arkansas Murfreesboro the only place where you can dig for diamonds and keep them to be exact ;)

One of the best yet! Julia Fowler's lines are always some of my favorites, but especially so in this one! I'm hard pressed to pick a favorite between "DId you just run your carburetor through my dishwasher?!?" and "Bless her...she's a bit 'touched'"! I have laughed until my gut hurts.....

Why ISN'T there a sweet tea emoji? That's a good question.

"Bless her, she's a bit touched" LOL Love it!

And........ "She should just skip the pleasantries and strap a mattress to her back." "Keep sassing me little girl and I will slap you into the middle of next week." "Close that darn door --- Were you born in a barn??" "Don't even think about telling me no lies, because if I find out you have, you're gonna be in twice the trouble, little missey."

"A cravin' for Cheerwine just flung up on me..." I believe that's the first time I've heard the girls reference Cheerwine. Thanks, Julia and company.

Some of the butter has slid off of her biscuit!

My mama always says "you can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits"

Jesus can hear y'all 😂😂😂 Yes he can!!!

I live in Georgia and I have heard this all of my life. But y'all are so cute when you do it and it's hilarious! And men say this stuff too. But I'm grateful to hear it from beautiful southern women. Thank you!

Don't come over here and Californicate my Texas!This one is a bit newer, but catchin' on right quick.

Some of that stuff we say here in Australia!!! Cracked me up!!!

North Carolina native 💯

OMG::"the carburetor in the dishwasher"...so funny..thanks for the laugh, ladies....still laughing..:O)))

Please never stop. I’m rewatching these form Episode 1 through and I’m getting my life all over again. Just want you to know the OG stuff still matters!!! 💖✨ Love you, ladies! Stay safe!!! (A Rona episode would be awesome if at all possible!!)

I had to stop this one multiple times I was laughing so hard! that skeeter's so big he could stand flat footed to screw a cow!

“He is so high, he could sit on Wednesday and see both Sundays.” YES

the NC lady is right on the money!

"He's so high he could sit on Wednesday and see both Sundays!" ROFL!!!!!!!!

MAD love to the "Walmart Lady" in these videos. I crack up at that EVERY time!

Lol he must've could've not of figured it out lol! Nailed it

Did you just run your carburetor through my dishwasher? Just really made me laugh out loud.😂

Love Clarinda! She's so funny and authentic.

"That woman would talk the ears off a dead dog" LOL😂😂

In Texas we say "Rode hard & put up wet!"

Nothing and I mean nothin beats a good Southern lady! They're the absolute best! 😁

You need a reference to R.C. Cola and MoonPies for us Tennesseeans!

“Boy u’d better straighten up or I’ll take you out because I can make another one that looks just like you”

Waited.. Waited for the Walmart comment! Thank you guys for another one. Please keep em coming!

as always, ladies, this was great!! on a side note, I had Clarinda's dad for Appalachian History and he was always telling us to except our Southern speak! I am sure he would be very happy with his daughter!

Oh my gosh I wish my mother and grandmother were still alive to enjoy this with me. So funny!

I really enjoy this channel. Although a natural born yankee, I have lived in the the south more than half my life and can identify with so many of these sayings as I am proudly absorbed in all things Southern. All your episodes are awesomely precious. Please continue and I will continue to support. #Blessyourhearts#💜💜💜💜💜💜

"Act like you got some raising." I can not count how many times I heard that growing up.🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not finding the multi-colored pool noodles. Which aisle are they on again?

I'm from South Carolina and man oh man I just cracked up over "Bless her...She's a bit touched." I have used that terminology many times before and I'm sure I will use it again. Bahahaha.... Love ya'll's stuff! Keep up the good work! I LOVE IT! :)

It's like hearing my mama from the grave!! Mississippi girl here :)

Yaaaaas us southern women are hilarious 😂

My Grandma used to say "nervous/jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

Liked to have spit my tea out at the "burn down the school house" one! Love 'em all!!

they should do a super bowl commercial. lol

"The people in Mississippi make the people in Louisiana look like they're in a hurry" I died... We are pretty slow here in Louisiana

Yes! Finally references to both Cheerwine and my Heels!

lmao, bought diet cheerwine, bacon, and made potato salad this week lmao

Once again ladies, a masterpiece. Thank you for the smiles (I don't laugh at most because they are true).

Oh my goodness, I'm happier than a pig in the peach orchard. And why isn't there a sweet tea emoji!!? 🍹(this'll have to do)

This culture is very exotic and fascinating for me (raised in an orthodox Muslim family originally from India). I was introduced to these clips by a dear internet friend who was from Georgia. Unfortunately she ended up in prison a couple of months ago and now I watch these clips and I miss her. Wasn't nothing shady going on between us, she was living with her boyfriend and daughter very happily until drinking got the best of her. Hope the Georgian prisons are kind to her.

I one day hope to be as eloquent in Southernisms as y'all. These videos are the best!

"she's a bit touched......" OMG my grandma used to say that!

Loved this so much I had to show my wife (native from Tenn). "I'VE said that before" came out of her mouth more than once.

2:56 always the best part of these videos

My stepdaughter quoted me in school one day when she felt bad. Teacher asked how she was feeling and she said "I feel like like I been eat up by a wolf and cropped off a cliff". Thankfully she cleaned that up a touch. Love ya'll. VA native, transplanted to GA.

Oh my word, somebody help me! I am dying laughing out loud! "She wouldn't warm up even she was cremated!"

"I would rather miss church than shoe up late" My mom😭 😂😂

"Reach me that pen!" i don't know how many times i heard "reach me this or that" growing up!

'He's so high he could sit on Wednesday and see both Sundays."

The Carolina stuff makes me more than happy! #CarolinaProud

ROFLMBO!!! You all STILL crack me straight up! I don't think I've ever heard you use my dad's fave (Mr. Arkansas, himself) "You'd better straighten up and fly right!" LOL! TFS and always lookin forward to you. (HUUUGS) and much Southern Fried Alohas to ya ^ _ ^

I may watch these every day ya'll. Too too funny. Makes me want to head north to Alabama. Roll Tide.

Tar Heel born, Tar Heel bred, and when I die, I'll be Tar Heel dead--Vivian

Oh Lord have mercy !! Did you just run your carberator through my dishwasher ?? Oh my god my husband used to put all kind of car parts in the deep freeze 🤣🤣🤣

Just discovered this channel. Will have to remember it when I'm on the road away from home. I've heard most of these, but listening makes me fall in love with the South again! I rolled when the lady complained about using dark meat in the chicken salad... I thought everyone used the whole chicken? And kudos for the Rube Goldberg endorsed "must'a could'a not'a"! Looking forward to viewing more of your videos. This is what the South is about y'all. #InDaSouth

I'm from NC and this Lady talking about NC is so accurate 😀

I have waited on this one....love it! Especially the Carolina blue sky!

Woohoo! North Carolina represented! Great video again ladies!

, I'm from the south, I'm a man and this is the best channel on RU-vid!

Shout out to Clarinda Ross aka North Carolina!!

"He is so high he could sit on wednesday and see both sundays." Bahahaha!

I don't think I have heard this one in any of yalls videos so maybe you can use it. "My mama always said its better to be pissed off than pissed on." Lol!

YAY! We all need sweet tea emoji!!

Sugar, life isn't fair. That's why bras come in different sizes!

FINALLY A CHEERWINE REFERENCE!

Glad to see North Carolina represented!!!

“Been done gone” is the epitome of southern phrases lol.

"Bless her, she's a bit touched.... " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I've heard that before! God Bless, TN..... I think ;)

I love these girls! They are beautiful, talented and funny 😋

Reminded me of what my Moma said about Daddy being cheap, "He's so tight. He pinches a penny so hard, Lincoln screams let me go." NC :)

you have a new southern woman!! love it! I hope y'all can put out videos a little more often now. I live in Washington, do these videos really get me through.

My grandmother's saying to my dad and his siblings were I'll knock you to kingdom come. To this day he says he still doesn't know where that is lol

Nothing makes my day like this!!!

1:43 LOL I love these ladies....subscribed!

Somehow here in 2019😂but these are great i love em

This 1 has me hollerin