Shag / Marry / Kill  

I am not a child I am the adult and my videos are vorteilcenter dolls

ngl shaggy do be kinda thicc

r/cursedcomments

I’m pretty sure EVERYONE finds zoidberg sexy.

well I mean Eddie really wants to fuck all the duck's coincidence i think not

He did all three.

Divorce Beheaded Died Divorce Beheaded Survived

@@tomo_tc8049 SIX I assume?

DIVORCED. BEHEADED. DIED. *jazzy trumpets* DIVORCED. BEHEADED. SURVIVED.

@@CocoaBeans101 divorce beheaded survived I'm Henry the 8th I had six sorry wives some may say I ruined their lives

Wait what? Oh right, he has Sylvester the Cat doesn't he? Sylvester the Cat is to Tweety Bird what Wil E Coyote is to the Roadrunner

I Hate TweetY bIrd she just Won't DiE >:(

eat a stick tweety bird is a girl?!?

@Wet Johnny eat a stick said "she" instead of he. The dude who said "I Hate TweetY bIrd..."

To kill a mockingbird?

IN A CONCENSUAL WAY!!!!!!!!

Isn't that just happening in Futurama like every time?

When-

I want that on a t-shirt.

oh fuuuuuck

Came here to make this comment, glad someone pointed this out! XD (But yeah, I'm pretty sure they didn't realise this either...)

That's a big ooof right there

@@TomSkaAndFriends yeah that's right

Just looked into this for context: It gets heavy from here so if you’re not ready for grizzly details please stop reading this. Phil Hartman (the Voice it Troy) was married to Brynn Hartman who was a mess: frequently took drugs (of all sorts), drunk in excess and also when intoxicated smacked her children around. It was also recorded by a friend that she ‘had trouble controlling her anger” and “got attention by losing her temper”. May 27 1998, Phil and Brynn got into an argument over her abuse where he threatened to leave her if she ever harmed their children again. At sometime that night (after 3am May 28th) whilst he slept, Brynn shot him 3 times. She then went to a friends house (whilst drunk and high on cocaine) and brought them over to show them the body. By the time the police arrived, Brynn had locked herself in her bedroom and committed suicide.

Extra points if you're living in a country where homosexuality is illegal

@@stranger4537 that must suck cuz I'm gay. XD sorry, I actually am tho-

@@stranger4537 I'm looking at you kenya, you know what you did

I was gonna like but i dont wanna change the facts its on 420 likes

Shigekiyo Yangu Nice.

He is also a god

which universe because shaggy and scooby get a clue is the only one i can think of and the image looks more like monster island so how does that jive

It’s in most of the recent cartoon series’s like when they reveal his real name

Marrying shaggy is always the right answer

Plus he has a dog! Instant marriage material

Sabra Thomas-Gray just a small part of the episode

L God Productions approximately a third

a banana me too

Well now they need to do a part 2

oh no, he A N G E R Y

*Thomas the Tankin Dankin

@@jamesjett8128 of course the true love of thomas the tankin dankin and thomas the tank person

​@@resyntaxthose are some small uncles

Don’t forget ventriloquist and master acrobat

I would marry Shaggy in a HEARTBEAT

*Gough

@@koroconnell goth.

@@SoSheolH Gough. That's how his name is spelled

@@SoSheolH Gesundheit

Someone said it finally lmao

I think it was Elliot because of the wiggle he did in his seat

@@lordofpickles69me too

SAME DUDE

Literally I was just looking for someone else in the comments who also grew up on veggietales so I wouldn’t be alone in that sentiment 😂

I just need to ask, I could have sworn there was a movie where they were pirates. Am I crazy? Because I can't find that anywhere!

LukeWarmLava haha oh yes, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

@@ezdiar Thank you! That has been bothering me for years! I saw it once when I was 7 and I have thought about it a few times a year ever since

Hey, you could make a religion out of this!

@@n1ck563 No don't

This is why religions are created

Yep

He's probably into it

Tweety is male?...

But you cant kill tweety, hes immortal.

@@nanukanal1898 *What have you been doing?*

With the A&A as context, Tom is the only one who can be left alone mear ducks

@@petermarsella6537 oh no

Well I see one ad on the video

AnonymousKitten47 THIS! That’s pretty clever!!

easy there henry

@@samurott103 LISTEN UP LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

@@samurott103 nevaaaar!

@@obliviousotterI ALL ABOUT HOW

Peyton Luna Very

Tomska can have a little gay as a treat

I’m your 69th like. Nice

I genuinely don't know, but he does have a fixation with the subject

@@wingedfish1175 Just as a treat though

I have once read an article about a man who had to have emergency surgery because a cucumber slipped from his grip went... Up the... highway and ended up piercing his Intestine. Lovely article, really.

@@juliaannaaugustyniak9605 i read an article about an old man who masturbated with a remington pump shotgun, climaxed, and accidentally pulled the trigger with his toe and emptied his organs out the top of his head.

I mean, I've heard of a man that was masturbating by shoving a buzz lightyear toy up his ass and he accidentally clicked on the button that extended the wings... while the upper part of the toy was in there... so yeah, it got very much stuck in there

Surgeon: oh god, what did he shove up his a- LARRY!!!!!

Nk. That's it.

Take my like and leave

You can very easily modify Tigger into a body pillow let's be fair

Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs

To be fair it did take him many many tried before he and Manjula (sp) gave up and started taking fertility pills... and then everyone else added doses on top of the two they had...

Took me nine months and a summer reading project to understand this joke

@@noinfo438 you poor soul

@Wet Johnny I gotta say that's entirely up to which people you hang around. I just watched a Simpsons episode that had a 1984 reference in it.

@Wet Johnny I think the Simpsons one still works then. It was specifically about a thing that happens in the end of the book.

@Wet Johnny i never had to, whats the reference?

@@Cybetrexs 11:46 to 11:52

@Wet Johnny thanks for trying anyway m8

Thanks!

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

He's rich

Wet Johnny You've got a point.

More accurately you wouldn't be able to do it with the duck surviving the process...

Fuck a boy duck

Yeah i though it was for a bit too, but nah, it's not.

@@rakso_poiss8980 what is this diffrent charicter?

@@pitedapollo6175 It's just a design and not an actual character. I left a link to the artwork somewhere deep in the comments though if you're interested.

@@rakso_poiss8980 would you be able to send the link to the design again here?

@@choccymylk1900 Does my comment keep disappearing?

You losers are still using that dead ass meme.

That one didn’t age quite so well.

​@@Sanchewich why

@@HearingWall7238 You ever heard of illuminaughti’s plagiarism of whole documentaries to make videos?

@@Sanchewich yeah duh, didnt realize the shirt was illuminaughti

what i was thinking lmao

Its a vest

@@Psithurisprout *but its got a hood*

It's a hoodie with the sleeves cut off and a t-shirt underneath

Enzo Arcamone yes

More importantly, where I can I buy it?!

The fact that the second I heard the sound, I immediately knew exactly what it was and where it was from, is disturbing. Especially since I've only ever seen that clip like maybe three times

/S? Is that to do sarcasm? Just say it lmao

@@Owen.Fallon yes, seems he forgot he's not on reddit

you know /s didn't originate from reddit right

/s tho Are people really that afraid of being woshed or whatever?

honestly i just didn't want to appear as if i was bashing tomska because that. isnt the case

ive been looking for this comment, tom easily