Shark Simulator: Stock for the Soul 

“Human meat is the only vegan meat” “You have GOT to stop saying that”

He likes reading his favorite book Chicken soup for the soul, while listening to his favorite album, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Add the placenta talk to the “Dan wants to change the subject and Arin doubles down on it” compilation

15:24 I want a compilation of everytime Arin says something just really weird like that, followed by a moment of silence & then Dan saying "go on…" with genuine intrigue.

"hey dad, I know we haven't spoken to each other in years, but Shark Simulator is here"

Previous episode: "Thank God fish aren't into cash" This episode: Shark killing people and biting cars for cash

So what Arin was talking about was the meme: “the horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)”

I like the part when Arin opens the shark’s mouth and gives him a silly voice :)

“What’s your favorite episode of Game Grumps, Jimmy?” “The one where Arin talks about cannibalism for a looooooooong time. Again.”

Alternate title "psychopath tries to gaslight friend and viewers into thinking 'eating people is ok' for 30 minutes"

"FEELINGS! OFFICIALLY HURT! I AM A SHARK! AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT!" -to the tune of "One" by Metallica

I remember seeing a statistic saying that there on average 57 reported cases of shark bites a year, but over 3000 bites from new Yorkers

I'm sure I'm not the only one who tends to listen to Game Grumps episodes, rather than actively watch them, so hearing Dan earnestly talk about a band he likes and his retirement ideals...accompanied by the sounds of screaming and bloody gurgles is quite the experience ❤

Arin: Sometimes you just want to eat a person Dan: No sometimes YOU just want to eat a person. I don’t want to eat anyone.

"I am a shark and my feelings are hurt" I think I should start all conversations like this, just in case

I genuinely love whenever Arin uses the game mechanics to puppeteer his character.

Fun fact: the placenta is, in fact, the baby’s organ. The placenta belongs to the fetus and does everything in its power to burrow to the mother’s blood vessels to provide as much nutrients as possible to the fetus. The mother’s body actively tries to counter these attempts, making it a 9-month long battle of resources between the two, in which the best case scenario is a draw.

Hearing Dan hype up Lucia and The Best Boys is dope! They’re friends of friends I’ll ask them to watch this

Danny talks about placenta being powdered into a pill, Arin talks about cooking placenta- I thought these folk were just eating it raw like a cat

20:50 judgy jasons confirmed as the only thing keeping cannibals in check

Dan has looked up sharks giving birth twice now LMFAO

I absolutely love when Arin finds out he can “puppet” a characters mouth. It’s kind of adorable.

The joke they're referencing is from episode 58 of their Ocarina of Time playthrough. Timestamp, 10:52. Arin did a freestyle, and after that came one of my favorite Game Grumps moments: Arin: "Wait, you think you can do better?" Dan: _immediately_ "No!" Arin: "............ Alright, give us a rap." _laughter ensues_

feelings officially hurt I am a shark And my feelings are hurt

Compared to Deer Simulator, this is almost oddly peaceful

The placenta eating thing is because it's supposed to replace the hormones/other nutrients that you lose giving birth. I'm not sure if there is actual science behind it or if it's an old wives tale though.

"THERE'S NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT BITING CARS"

🎶 “Killing people not on purpose, Sword Shark Simulator” 🎶

When you order Man-eater on Temu.

The episodes where it's the last one they recorded in a day are always great. The fatigue coming through is always so funny to me.

Imagine this as someone's first game grumps episode.

I fell asleep watching this video, and it prompted me to have a dream where I was a detective in a case where a restaurant came out with a new "vegan meat" that everyone was eating, but the "vegan meat" was actually unborn babies and placenta. It was WILDLY successful, there were huge lines of people who came to try it and didn't understand how it tasted so much like real meat but was completely "vegan". That's when me and my detective partner got involved, interrogating the creator and the chefs at the restaurant to find scientific documents and sneaking into the kitchens to take samples of the food. The case was never solved.

Cook it up, with a little thyme? Some salt and pepper? Placenten outta ten!

I feel like Arin would like the fully sapient cows whose only goal in life is to get eaten from Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

I don’t know about ya’ll but my dad was fuckin stoked

As a new mom, the placenta talk was very entertaining and hilarious thank you

“ Apparently biting cars is a shootable offense “ - famous last words

The fact that I'm eating a family sized Salisbury steak meal while Arin is talking about eating a placenta while it's 3 a.m. currently is both hilarious and disturbing.

"Books man, they really get ya." -Arin Hanson 2024

1:23 Arin: "'Hold 'E' to open your jaw...'" Plays with this mechanic for twenty seconds. Twenty seconds after he stops using this feature: "Alright, now that I have learned the controls of shark..." 2:15 "How was I opening jaw again? Space?"

if you thought riding a ferris wheel as a shark was a peak experience, wait until you hear the song about it!

Feelings Officially hurt All that I see Infinite sadness

For anyone wondering, Chicken soup for the soul books are just big collections of feel good stories and inspiring quotes and whatnot. They're very uplifting.

There's only two types of common shark games, avoid the shark murder machine, or you are the shark murder machine, and that makes me very sad.

"ACAD - - All Cops Are Delicious" absolutely SLAYED me.

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

It is wild to hear them have the same conversation about how sharks give birth that they've had before. These boys are dopes and I love them. 💕

"Mom, can we play Maneater?" "We have Maneater at home"

GameGrumps Lunch Break Chronicles, Day 100: We’re 100 days into 2024. I don’t like thinking about that. I’m super into this pork torta tho. 100/100.

Chicken. Noodle. Soup. Stock. For. The. Soul.

I have a running joke with the kids I work with of "what if Spider-Man was a shark named Peter Sharker" The amount of joy I felt when they first used the harpoon gun is indescribable

"yeah, well, I'm like a cool shark that wears tophats" -Arin Hanson 😂😂😂😂

Hey Dad. I know you left mom 16 years ago but there's this shark simulator the game gru- *Dad comes back with milk*

18:57 At the birth of our first child the midwife took the placenta, wrung it inside out so we could see all the branching veins and exlaimed “Look here! The tree of life!”.

When i hear Arin make phone noises, i think of the skit of Arin calling Bill Nye. 😂

This is like the thousandth time arin has explained shark birth to dan and i love it😂😂😂😂😂

Aww I'm really glad Dan has come to empathize with sharks

32:56 Ya cant just be funny when im drinking like that. Shit hurts lol

I’m stuck in bed with chronic pain and this made my day a lot better

I could listen to Arin sounding like a muppet all day long

"Hey Jimmy, what's your favorite Game Grumps episode?" "I like the one where they talk about shark birth for a loooong time!" "Uhh which one of them, you'll need to be more specific Jimmy"

"So you just cook it up! Real nice, yum yum yum. Salt and pepper, maybe a little thyme." me longingly looking at my closet with the Tenouttaten grumps shirt in it.

"Sack of nutrients" is gonna be Dan's next indie band

I hope Sbasssbear does a song off this little ditty

Arin is really on something this episode. Cannibalism. Harpoons with buttons and placentas. What is in the water? 😅😅

Boy, I cannot wait for the animated shark nonsense that comes from this!😁👍🏻👍🏻 the closest we have is “The Little Mermaid, but Shark” song, we can do more!

Damn, Danny knocks it out of the park again with the music suggestion! I'm *really* digging Lucia & The Best Boys!

Chicken Noodle Soup Stock for the Soul is the _Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness_ of books

See, here's what I think happened with the flail. Arin respawned, and the flail respawned with him. But the programmers just used the default physics settings without thinking about it. So from the perspective of the flail, it moves from the location where Arin died, to the location he respawns in an instant, giving it insanely high velocity and, therefore, insanely high momentum, which caused the shark to spin wildly and the game physics to be broken until the drag function slowed it down to manageable levels. I notice this a lot in games where characters have flowy clothes or capes, they spawn somewhere and their clothes go CRAZY.

"Hey you ever watched that one game grumps episode?" "Which one?" *the one where they talk about eating placenta and play as a shark with a top hat and sword.*

Well, reading the comments before watching any of the video sure was a trip. Dads and feelings here it goes

I learned so much about placentas today. I was not prepared to learn.

This might be the funniest episode to listen to for a while, holy crap.

Damn, Adam Phillips is a blast from the past. "Bitey of Brackenwood" is one of my favorite animations ever.

I should be at work right now 🤘🏼

Might not be a surprise, but shark meat is super common in Australia - its called flake

drive by shooting? more like shark by munching

The singing shark bit is pure golden boy joy time.

Nobody enjoys talking about talking to people about eating people as much as Arin Hanson.

23:40 (Australians looking around nervously) haha... yeah we wouldn't eat shark either (shoves flake in pocket) 👀

I'm gonna go on record that I do NOT want to try people meat.

I love how Danny and Arnold are having a meaningful conversation about money whilst the screams of terrified individuals can be heard in the background, being eaten and torn apart by a land shark with a top hat. Gotta love it.

I don't know where Arin got the idea that sharks are smart. I'm pretty sure sharks are the epitome of "head empty, no thoughts"

Don’t know about other places but here in Australia we have lots of fish and chip shops, and pretty much every single one of them serves shark as an option, it’s called flake. And I think it’s the second most common fish to order behind cod.

NSP is gonna have to make “Shark Floppin’” a song now…

Hello, my name is Thwang Thungston and no, I do not want to eat a person.

I feel like they really jumped the shark in this one

Shark Swimulator 🦈

It's not the internet, Dan. It's humanity.

Is it just me or did this episode seem especially unhinged?

When I saw the notification, I truly thought it was Shrek Simulator until the opening 😂

Perhaps the real Shark Simulator was the Real-Time Mom & Dad Have An Argument But It Turns Out Surprisingly Okay simulator we made along the way ♥️

Need to play Maneater. Dan could sing the song and be petrified at the same time.

Shark deer sim. Imagine you're about to go visit your friend Sam, who lives in the city. From out of nowhere, a great white barrels down on you, tearing your arm off, then leaping ten feet up in the air, twisting in a sort of spasm attack, before landing and taking your head off.

I need Arin to understand that “vegan meat” doesn’t mean “meat given with consent of the provider”

I gotta say, I’m loving the 2 genres of non-dating simulators: 1. True to life detailed chill 2. Very much not that

Dude, Dan, thank you for sharing that band with everyone. They need more eyes and ears on them for sure.

Yes it's actually very good for the mother to eat the placenta after she gives birth, it helps her reclaim a lot of the nutrients that are lost as part of the birthing process

So basically this is man eater combined with deer simulator

Aha at last I found the episode!! This is the one where Dan mentions Lucia and the Best Boys and that's what made me look them up. They're so good! Lucia has an amazing voice. My fave songs so far are angels cry too and Love it when you dress up. Highly recommend everyone go look them up they deserve way more recognition than they're getting