Lyrics:
[Intro spoken]
Ladies and gents, this is for all those young hipsters thinking they look cool with a mustache! Time to tell it like it is! Let’s dive into the groove and let the funk take control!
[Verse 1:]
I see them walkin’ down the street, see them streaming their vids,
With a coupla hairs on their lip, thinking they're so hip.
Boy, don’t you know, it ain’t the seventies,
That stupid fuzzy stache just ain’t impressin’ me.
[Chorus:]
You think you look so cool
You don't, you just look like a fool (hear me out)
Shave that mustache off, you're barely in your twenties
Trying too hard to wear a cool identity
You wanna be the top dog but you're just a little pup
Leave the moustache to the grown ups
[Verse 2:]
You look like you're a baby cosplaying as Freddie Mercury,
Baby just yesterday you were still in the nursery.
Co*k sucker lips with that tiny patch of hair,
Goddamn hipsters, they're fucking everywhere.
[Chorus:]
You think you look so cool
You don't, you just look like a fool (hear me out)
Shave that mustache off, you're barely in your twenties
Trying too hard to wear a cool identity
You wanna be the top dog but you're just a little pup
Leave the moustache to the grown ups
[Bridge:]
Shave that motherfu*king stache,
Buy a razor, here, get some cash
Think you smash, you're ace?
Get outta here, cuz, before I smash your face.
[Chorus:]
You think you look so cool
You don't, you just look like a fool (hear me out)
Shave that mustache off, you're barely in your twenties
Trying too hard to wear a cool identity
You wanna be the top dog but you're just a little pup
Leave the moustache to the grown ups
[Outro:]
Wanna rock it like a pimp?
Boy you got the hair of a scorched haired chimp
Leave the style to the real P-I-M-P
Cause that's who I am, see?
P-I-M-P
P-I-M-P
P-I-M-P
(damn hipsters!)
15 сен 2024
