She Doesn't Think I'm Cute?

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Written By Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
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@CDK472 2 года назад

For the algo 🔥

@CS-ww3bs 2 года назад

I'm just glad he finally got a haircut. Why ruin a good thing with a mullet 😂

@yungtomorrow4703 2 года назад

Should have said in the end "THAT I'M MOVING YOUR STUFF INTO MY HOUSE" That would have been hilarious 🤣. No cap fr tbh js.

@heyheyhey1128 2 года назад

for the algo of the algo

@mephistopheles1765 2 года назад

The ending put me in the grave💀💀

@uabir8338 2 года назад

This video was actually cringing

@jim6070 2 года назад

It’s a sad day when you can’t steal without getting sexually evaluated.

@hokage64th 2 года назад

But when it happens the other way around and youre basically labled as a misogynistic domestic terrorist

@auxywtf Год назад

Lmfao

@Seetiyan Год назад

She blatantly objectified him!

@joeanthony4903 Год назад

That happens to a lot of us. I mean them.

@Chris_Sheridan Год назад

@@joeanthony4903 .. so you got caught too! Same here ..

@sternritternovad 2 года назад

"Not taking him home to mom" and "could've fooled me" are soul crushing descriptions.

@tomato2517 2 года назад

“Tense little guy” was brutal

@ILoveMyselPH-D 2 года назад

@@tomato2517 YUP!!!!!

@blacksuburbanite Год назад

Lmfao

@StoutProper Год назад

Accurate

@judahweesner2651 2 года назад

I love how the waiter gave absolutely zero fucks about some lady getting her purse stolen right in front of him

@lanceknuth5300 2 года назад

He's not getting paid enough to deal with sexually frustrated manlets.

@jorgebarriosmur 2 года назад

@@lanceknuth5300 Indeed, in a lot of buissness, workers have specific instructions to avoid intervention or to opose such actions using force. Normaly you are said: "Stay calm, give them the money, call the police when they leave, contact the legal asistance or security department of our buissnes" This is of course, as long as nobodys live or health is in danger..... Aditionally, of course, they do not get paid enough to deal with this BS....... ;)

@ajscott9528 2 года назад

He is a waiter, not a cop 🤣

@PlatinumHustle 2 года назад

Super chad red pill bro

@prakashagarwal2052 2 года назад

"woman" not lady..... there's a difference.

@josephmosser5203 2 года назад

Pure gold. Had me hoping against all hope the ending wouldn't be what it was, but I guess it had to be lol

@SandmanGotBeer 2 года назад

I would have said, "we're moving?"

@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

It’s okay, he was just redecorating :)

@Person-ro6uh 2 года назад

It really do be like that sometimes

@ihaveasandwichinmypocket 2 года назад

@@SandmanGotBeer that's gold

@DeutschMitAndrey 2 года назад

It doesn't have to be the end..

@LostInReverence 2 года назад

"Honestly…he seemed like he was sexually frustrated" "No!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LawofCinema 2 года назад

These skits are like regular show. They start with a simple, comical premise and then take it to absurd extremes 😂

@LilXancheX 2 года назад

Ey, I love regular show!

@IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад

Stevie always gets in trouble with his 5'9" height 😂. I'm 5'9" too!

@user-wf3oc6wy2b 2 года назад

That's my favorite running joke. :)

@elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад

It’s a weird joke because 5’9 ain’t even short…that’s like 5’7 and below lol My friend is 5’9.5 and he honestly looks fine, never strikes me as a short guy(despite me being 6’3 I still don’t see him as short) and people never refer to him as that…just medium sized is what people refer to him as

@vikorbracho 2 года назад

@@elaiswaifu5459yeah chicks tend to like their 5'9" friends

@elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад

@@vikorbracho No joke he does actually get laid a lot, well to be fair he is very good looking and has a very aesthetic physique…also he has a nice voice and a very good lovable personality, very great guy tbh. those factors help him a lot for sure in dating.

@commondirtbagz7130 2 года назад

@@elaiswaifu5459 I feel like 5’9 is the cutoff to look average imo. But I’m definitely biased lol.

@levondobadzhyan 2 года назад

"tense little guy" hahahah

@markdemarais4914 2 года назад

Probs the best line 😂

@hareeshkonduru 2 года назад

She asked for table for two. Second person didn't showed up at all.

@likeicare300 2 года назад

She's really good actress, would love to see more of her!

@kim.senser 2 года назад

Thank you!! :)

@danielwalters6739 2 года назад

Tatianna 😜

@youtubesucks2755 2 года назад

She's just hot, you liar.

@cend2362 2 года назад

her in disbelief acting sold it for me

@jondrake1977 2 года назад

@@kim.senser keep up the great work. Your lines ripping Stevie's character made me laugh haha.

@DanishCamp 2 года назад

Girls suddenly being crazy about the dickhead when he became an inmate is what makes this whole sketch seem so authentic lol

@vivek27789 2 года назад

True.. Very True...My fiancee's cousin is getting married with a woman who was formerly his parole officer. 🤦

@Gaze73 2 года назад

Women would rather date mass murderers than average joes.

@MichaelGiordano777 2 года назад

@@vivek27789 That should be a fun wedding! 😁

@davidfreeman3083 2 года назад

@@vivek27789 Stockholm syndrome

@alessbritish228 2 года назад

@@vivek27789 wat

@tanrosartscience8346 2 года назад

"It was more of a decision to be cheap" 😂😂😂

@MrCoolguy1632 2 года назад

I legit have to say that with the amount of comedy and the dialogue they are able to put out with this kind of comedic gold, I have zero doubt that the movie will be an absolute banger or dar I say, slapper. After watching this skit, I can definitely see myself watching an entire 90 minute comedy worth of this content.

@BAFilmStudios 2 года назад

The ending has me geeking out. Stevie and the crew are an inspiration.

@simpliside 2 года назад

Got me there at the end Jack. That melancholic tone just about the time she finds love... Then Jack steals...😁😂😂

@mindofigor 2 года назад

She's so needy. Can't a guy steal her things in peace

@kessel6009 2 года назад

I love the way he stands there looking at them after saying “He’s pretty handsome” lol made me burst out laughing

@sheolcodemonkey4027 Год назад

How does she not realise how romantic it is for him to recreate the way they met?

@0fflineish 2 года назад

Top notch video man! You and everyone in it totally killed it! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@Xiams 2 года назад

He looked like he was only 5'8" or so...

@elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад

Yeah I think Stevie is more like 5’8 instead of 5’9… I mean they said 5’9 on a good day which implies he’s under 5’9 by a lil bit. A solid 5’9 guy who never dips under that mark usually gets described as 5’10-5’11

@IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад

@@elaiswaifu5459 True !

@Xiams 2 года назад

@@elaiswaifu5459 Haha, exactly! During high tide, when the gravitational forces are lowered a solid 5'9 guy can hit almost 6' 🤣

@brightershine6169 2 года назад

This just gets more n more creative 😂

@DonnieDin 2 года назад

Great guy though. He’s obviously staying with her post jail time because he’s getting his act together. Absolutely no red flags here.

@2Sor2Fig 2 года назад

Steve and Alex just feels right on screen, every time.

@tonu5393 2 года назад

Might be one of your best vids honestly, very original and a hilarious premise

@roccogeisz5694 2 года назад

can we talk about the production quality these guys have? been watching since DWMJ and i can tell these guys have a fucking passion for making videos

@tremackin 2 года назад

I thought when she said she was going to drop all charges and that she wanted to be with him that he was going to suck his teeth with a heavy breath and tell her she's not his type because she's a 5 lol

@jokerpilled2535 2 года назад

Sweet revenge

@newlegend2402 2 года назад

I mean if you're drunk enough maybe an 8.5. And as I recall she had this tight dress on which was super sophisticated

@thatrandomguy.200 2 года назад

Stevie: jokes about how he's 5'9" and short as fuck Me: is 5'6" 😭

@davidhughett6081 Год назад

I am 5'5". This is hilarious!

@Patrickbatemanharvard Год назад

5'8 me seeing this : 😭😭

@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 Год назад

En colombia sería alto

@vandasaragosa3379 2 года назад

Unbelievable ending 😂😂😂😂😂

@Newgrist 2 года назад

Kim Senser should get more acclaim. She has talent in this genre that deserves recognition.

@niemandac 2 года назад

'i love you ' might save from everything.

@scottloy89 2 года назад

"Tense little guy..." 🤣

@rohan10D 2 года назад

You're too good for RU-vid my guy. thanks for weekly dose of entertainment

@andrewcovington6191 2 года назад

The quality and comedy of these videos just gets better and better every time

@MrTPF1 2 года назад

Hilarious! Always nice to see Kim in these skits.

@kim.senser 2 года назад

❤️❤️

@jacksonjanis5460 2 года назад

This gotta be your weirdest skit ever, but it’s awesome! I love it!

@legacygaminginc. 2 года назад

Loved this lol The ending had me dead.

@j.collett2364 2 года назад

We need a feature length version!

@dontbestupid6664 2 года назад

I think we should give homeless people hipster outfits and business attire so homeless people wont be so sad to look at.

@dontbestupid6664 2 года назад

@John Grigg how about not Scott.

@Bob-et3vc 2 года назад

He was upgrading the ram on her laptop, watering the plant and refinancing her spare change. He wanted to surprise her...

@andrewt3077 2 года назад

It’s being in prison, not the words that persuaded her 👀

@tomato2517 2 года назад

Girls love thinking they can fix a broken guy

@timnicodemus8651 2 года назад

"Waiting 3 months to.... 15 months" lolololol

@rachellumpkins8547 2 года назад

Y’all really did it this time. This is your greatest one by far. Bravo

@7xshadowxerox7 2 года назад

@2:28 this was hilarious but also you realize that you're 29 and haven't had action in 29 years so Stevie is doing alright without having action in months T.T

@keebswrld17 Год назад

It was lowkey sad then the "JAAAACK UH" made me burst out laughing 🤣

@muhamadkenzo7433 2 года назад

More crying,sentimental, and dramatic scene please!

@mohammadmohammadighadim1026 Год назад

WTF IS MAGNUS DOING HERE?

@nicbell8090 2 года назад

I thought she was gonna take him home to his mom and she’s be like, ew lol

@amamamamammamamamam 2 года назад

Consistently the best endings every time

@Owenator26 Год назад

The "hey" at 0:33 lol

@subreme8610 2 года назад

You really outdid yourselves with this one 😂 #ForTheAlgo

@samiulislam3868 2 года назад

man you are one of the most talented skit writer. why your videos don't get more views i don't know. but we appreciate it brother

@kloudpheonix3615 2 года назад

Sheesh! The ending was gold, love this RU-vid channel

@rsrs6959 2 года назад

I would love to watch you guys on the big screen in theater, you are awesome. Keep up the great work. 👍👍

@jiujiu Год назад

“He seemed sexually frustrated.” “NO!”

@l.s7785 2 года назад

The smile when he's caught😂😂😂

@acrm-sjork 2 месяца назад

«Hi Jack!» - is the best line

@siegfriedo 2 года назад

That ending cracked me up. 😀😀😀😀

@stranger7025 2 года назад

As average looking guy in cheep clothes I found it extremely accurate

@rasmusdrongesen2721 Год назад

The part of the sketch where she visited him in prison and the falls in love with him reminded me of a real case where a Man has raped and killed several women and then when he goes to jail over 1000 women writes love letters to him saying they wil marry him and have his children. I mean WTF is wrong with women these days? You dont see female serialkillers getting letters from men who wanna marry them.

@thieflack7132 2 года назад

Lmao the ending killed me

@kim.senser 2 года назад

JACK!!!! 😩❤️😂 I love making comedy soap operas with you. Xoxo

@MajorCaliber 6 месяцев назад

At the ending scene, *WHY does Kim have tip-jar IN HER HOME!?* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#ThoseLittleExtras!

@dinos9607 2 года назад

- He seemed sexually frustrated - Nooooo!

@GamaDaGreat 2 года назад

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and Jack gotta rob people

@PaulHawkins 2 года назад

"Jack, what are you doing with all my stuff ?" "Uhm... redecorating...?" Gotta think on your feet !

@joshuakirema4050 Год назад

you can twist any situation and make it extremely funny😂😂😂

@soroushtorabi98 Год назад

The I love you at the end lmao

@kudzijamesrusike 2 года назад

"How tall are you?"😂😂😂

@FilipG-hy3sx 2 года назад

funny premise and didnt expect the follow up

@yungtomorrow4703 2 года назад

Should have said in the end "THAT I'M MOVING YOUR STUFF INTO MY HOUSE" That would have been hilarious 🤣. No cap fr tbh js.

@jokerpilled2535 2 года назад

😂👍

@moviemaker1986 Год назад

Oh, he's helping his girlfriend rearrange her place, that's such a sweet ending.

@michelleb7464 2 года назад

The pose when he said "actually he's pretty handsome"

@sameerkashyap1146 2 года назад

Man your content is addictive 💥🔥👍

@xGvPTVx 2 года назад

"What are you doing with all my stuff?" XD literally carrying all of her stuff

@PhO3NiX96 2 года назад

He actually got me ahah good ending

@prashantsharma8308 2 года назад

FOR THE ALGO

@dah_veed10s Год назад

“He was hot.” Dying here 😂😂

@Tobinger. 2 месяца назад

Bit late to the party but: I CAN FIX HIM! 😂

@oneandonlyjark Год назад

"gotten action" is crazy talk

@prathammittal3870 Год назад

I think he wanted her to move in together. So he is taking her stuff to his place 🤣

@jonathanrequena4361 2 года назад

Damn bro haven't seen it yet waiting on the premiere but I'm sure that shit fire like always, keel on with it well support ya

@JamesPhillipsOfficial 2 года назад

Lol he steals the plant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Clare.1985 Год назад

Hahahaha! " I love you" as he's casually walking out with an iMac and fake tree. 😅😂

@JayBigDadyCy Год назад

5'10 with shoes on hahahha. As a shorter dude, I 100% appreciate that.

@vatankumarattri392 2 года назад

Ending broke my heart man, f when did i become such a soft hearted idiot

@sdzyde7482 2 года назад

The whistle interruption killed me and revived me.

@jasminehouston-burns1691 3 дня назад

I began to appreciate comedy shorts that could achieve a genuine dramatic note when I started watching Key & Peele after seeing Get Out for the first time. I felt the romantic arc. I rooted for them inside.