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Yes, I Work for NASA 

Stevie Emerson
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Written By Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
Edited by Stevie Emerson
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@thebossthusiast1960
@thebossthusiast1960 2 года назад
For the algo!
@spacecat3761
@spacecat3761 2 года назад
For the algo!!
@aadiliqbalkhan8216
@aadiliqbalkhan8216 2 года назад
For the aligoratorithm
@yippers7230
@yippers7230 2 года назад
For the something
@ZaneDragonBorn
@ZaneDragonBorn 2 года назад
For the Something!
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 2 года назад
For the alligator rhythm!
@Benjamin-tv3hb
@Benjamin-tv3hb 2 года назад
NASA should use this as a recruitment video.
@cokacxD
@cokacxD 2 года назад
like they need it
@kenyansimpo7356
@kenyansimpo7356 2 года назад
that is an amazing idea
@vlydenknox
@vlydenknox 2 года назад
Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭
@CiCiLeathercraft
@CiCiLeathercraft 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@PussInBoot414
@PussInBoot414 2 года назад
If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.
@markread7333
@markread7333 2 года назад
I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.
@adot7393
@adot7393 2 года назад
Would milk it too lmao
@rsb__
@rsb__ 2 года назад
I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”
@fameless0
@fameless0 2 года назад
@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol
@aitothechamp7263
@aitothechamp7263 2 года назад
A legend
@samwelnambande8504
@samwelnambande8504 2 года назад
If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋
@davidmaione2742
@davidmaione2742 2 года назад
I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer
@FartMeltonProductions
@FartMeltonProductions 6 месяцев назад
sanitation consultant
@shrek19yearsago78
@shrek19yearsago78 6 месяцев назад
Hygienic technician for public health
@E4Mafiapowers
@E4Mafiapowers 5 месяцев назад
Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀
@samiirai
@samiirai 5 месяцев назад
@@E4Mafiapowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something
@E4Mafiapowers
@E4Mafiapowers 5 месяцев назад
@@samiirai I’m just explaining the difference between them because they are different things.
@squishypineT03
@squishypineT03 Год назад
If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.
@tredfxman
@tredfxman 2 месяца назад
The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍
@victorleon865
@victorleon865 2 года назад
I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets
@kvothe1417
@kvothe1417 2 года назад
*psssssht* M A R S
@jackeroo75
@jackeroo75 2 года назад
Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.
@Leon-em1ip
@Leon-em1ip 2 года назад
do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?
@mr.someone5679
@mr.someone5679 2 года назад
Ñ
@lindacarroll3549
@lindacarroll3549 2 года назад
What is this movie?
@rulthlessrudy
@rulthlessrudy 2 года назад
As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@i.172
@i.172 2 года назад
Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying
@chadwells7562
@chadwells7562 2 года назад
🤣
@FactStorm
@FactStorm Год назад
LOL
@OvertheHIL524
@OvertheHIL524 Год назад
I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.
@avd3614
@avd3614 Год назад
I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA
@David-cz5to
@David-cz5to 2 года назад
This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.
@car4367
@car4367 Год назад
a heterosexual male fantasy anyway
@kcwexe
@kcwexe Год назад
​@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men
@thediaz07
@thediaz07 11 месяцев назад
​@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.
@thediaz07
@thediaz07 11 месяцев назад
​@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.
@Triisttan
@Triisttan 11 месяцев назад
@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about
@dsg1992
@dsg1992 Год назад
5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆
@jonamaximiliankao9262
@jonamaximiliankao9262 2 года назад
Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone Also me: Doesn't have a badge
@rejuvenator8966
@rejuvenator8966 2 года назад
Have you been to Mars?
@derek24211
@derek24211 2 года назад
Do the girls come with the job? 👀
@daddyofalltrades
@daddyofalltrades 2 года назад
Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!
@glibjibb
@glibjibb 2 года назад
Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes
@lordmarsgaming1935
@lordmarsgaming1935 2 года назад
The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.
@rizzoli7
@rizzoli7 2 года назад
​I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 2 года назад
I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me
@darkestknightishere
@darkestknightishere 2 года назад
I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol
@TheEryk03
@TheEryk03 2 года назад
I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.
@elcanaldegaming6677
@elcanaldegaming6677 2 года назад
Engineering might be cool ngl
@luckyman9903
@luckyman9903 2 года назад
@@TheEryk03suuuure
@ryanboswell7578
@ryanboswell7578 Год назад
This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻
@Yessentuki4
@Yessentuki4 Год назад
"This guy works for mars!" "Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO
@MaSTARMedia
@MaSTARMedia 2 года назад
I lost it at Mars water
@zephyr2792
@zephyr2792 2 года назад
Your dbz series is epic bro
@jacobstevens7046
@jacobstevens7046 2 года назад
"It looks just like Earth water!"
@sagnikbhowmik744
@sagnikbhowmik744 2 года назад
Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?
@onepunch5810
@onepunch5810 2 года назад
Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk
@gzhang207
@gzhang207 2 года назад
I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …
@Dedhaven
@Dedhaven 2 года назад
This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.
@Rockoblocko
@Rockoblocko 2 года назад
No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!
@Dedhaven
@Dedhaven 2 года назад
@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆
@Rockoblocko
@Rockoblocko 2 года назад
@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro
@markwilson5967
@markwilson5967 2 года назад
@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!
@comawhitejohnny
@comawhitejohnny 2 года назад
lol yea you fucken were.
@annakinderman8135
@annakinderman8135 Год назад
As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol
@arthurmead5341
@arthurmead5341 11 месяцев назад
The STD lab?
@nickg4564
@nickg4564 6 месяцев назад
Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA
@rehmsmeyer
@rehmsmeyer 2 месяца назад
@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.
@AndJusticeForMe
@AndJusticeForMe Год назад
I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.
@Cutiejuliya
@Cutiejuliya Год назад
Should mention video games
@BacklTrack
@BacklTrack 6 месяцев назад
I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol
@glibjibb
@glibjibb 2 года назад
Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science
@star-bp7jg
@star-bp7jg 2 года назад
Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol
@derbenutzer5958
@derbenutzer5958 2 года назад
She lyin too then
@milkychipz6318
@milkychipz6318 2 года назад
"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples
@MEPHISTOPHELESw
@MEPHISTOPHELESw 2 года назад
The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.
@yeetbra9485
@yeetbra9485 2 года назад
What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?
@mrtrololorific
@mrtrololorific 2 года назад
Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team
@pjeffreypwong
@pjeffreypwong Год назад
Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know
@emurphy42
@emurphy42 Год назад
I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)
@infernoninja5195
@infernoninja5195 3 месяца назад
Bruh wait no way lmao
@rishavvajpayee2860
@rishavvajpayee2860 3 месяца назад
What's his name?
@usmanzafar4751
@usmanzafar4751 2 месяца назад
​@@rishavvajpayee2860 You should look into description of this video
@rizescrappy8729
@rizescrappy8729 Год назад
Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂
@dustchip8060
@dustchip8060 Год назад
You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.
@80PercentAshamedOfU
@80PercentAshamedOfU 2 года назад
The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”
@jacobbornowsky4013
@jacobbornowsky4013 2 года назад
Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes
@farwest9218
@farwest9218 2 года назад
@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻
@blazenfate
@blazenfate 2 года назад
@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look. I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout. She's not the last to say that
@jacobbornowsky4013
@jacobbornowsky4013 2 года назад
@@blazenfate 🤔
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 года назад
cope
@iamnormal8648
@iamnormal8648 2 года назад
3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"
@vykn1142
@vykn1142 2 года назад
🤯
@aethrya
@aethrya 2 года назад
My man
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 Год назад
Genius!
@maciekkula3438
@maciekkula3438 Год назад
My guy is a professional
@otapi
@otapi Год назад
"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)
@fader1912
@fader1912 Год назад
My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂
@albamralba2748
@albamralba2748 Год назад
I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha
@SJ-Lakui
@SJ-Lakui 4 месяца назад
If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops
@sebastianjoseph2828
@sebastianjoseph2828 2 года назад
3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls" I lost it. Realest part of this
@shadowling77777
@shadowling77777 Год назад
Lmfao
@theupsider
@theupsider 4 месяца назад
completely🤣
@blacksnow5069
@blacksnow5069 2 года назад
I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 года назад
🤪
@thinkingagain5966
@thinkingagain5966 2 года назад
Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have
@aethrya
@aethrya 2 года назад
Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit. I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.
@benseiler2589
@benseiler2589 2 года назад
Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about
@Hearstbane
@Hearstbane Год назад
@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha
@franciscobeaulieu1831
@franciscobeaulieu1831 5 месяцев назад
Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂
@thisisgettingold
@thisisgettingold 2 месяца назад
Yep 😂
@DL3w003
@DL3w003 2 месяца назад
@@thisisgettingold i was looking for this comment 😂
@John-ih7gp
@John-ih7gp 20 дней назад
Everyone's girlfriend
@mostlypeacefuljogger4622
@mostlypeacefuljogger4622 6 дней назад
Yeah Nina Drama 😂 she’s been in a couple of videos
@lonewarrior1549
@lonewarrior1549 Год назад
Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣
@thot_wheels7618
@thot_wheels7618 2 года назад
Stewie slowly looking like johny sins
@Deadpool-mw6bw
@Deadpool-mw6bw 2 года назад
Now we know what to expect in the upcoming days 🌚🌚🌝🌝
@AbdulRehman-uo9qv
@AbdulRehman-uo9qv 2 года назад
Ayo 😂
@bennyg3955
@bennyg3955 2 года назад
Why is everyone calling him Stewie??
@josesammut9396
@josesammut9396 2 года назад
Imagine this be the start of a porno. 😂
@mario8833
@mario8833 2 года назад
This has 666 likes so I'm gonna leave like that
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 года назад
Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?
@fikunmiajayi
@fikunmiajayi 2 года назад
Where I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)
@fikunmiajayi
@fikunmiajayi 2 года назад
To hope that some women see it
@aditsaini3595
@aditsaini3595 2 года назад
I thought women engineers weren't real
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 года назад
@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 2 года назад
@@aditsaini3595 I know a few
@theNimboo
@theNimboo 2 года назад
When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol
@nicholasrump2884
@nicholasrump2884 6 месяцев назад
“ohhhhh space is gonna kill me”😂
@TheTalentlessWriter
@TheTalentlessWriter 2 года назад
This is a certified Slappers classic on god
@ZootyTooter
@ZootyTooter 2 года назад
Algo
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 2 года назад
based....
@leobeelen290
@leobeelen290 2 года назад
eat your cereal my man
@benfichter5351
@benfichter5351 Год назад
eat your cereal
@cletus2199
@cletus2199 2 года назад
As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas
@urhorsin_1124
@urhorsin_1124 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@reacher8042
@reacher8042 Год назад
@@firestorm5071 lmao
@heavybre
@heavybre Год назад
Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones
@nomooon
@nomooon Год назад
even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...
@pranavjayaprakasanut
@pranavjayaprakasanut Год назад
@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣
@user-ic1du7cy1d
@user-ic1du7cy1d Год назад
LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelyoon9355
@michaelyoon9355 Год назад
Oh yea I remember. One time a really cute chick was measuring my HR for medical school and I had to lie and say my pulse was high because "I have a big heart".
@rs8258
@rs8258 2 года назад
The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk. The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.
@VCRider
@VCRider 2 года назад
You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?
@BigLoloFrmDaO
@BigLoloFrmDaO 2 года назад
Neither. Just stupid as all hell.
@samwillens3250
@samwillens3250 2 года назад
@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency
@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018
@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018 2 года назад
@@VCRider he meant dumb
@corberus3119
@corberus3119 2 года назад
@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status
@3114bsad
@3114bsad 2 года назад
This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party
@dayson8470
@dayson8470 2 года назад
Which guy lol
@brandonosrsnerd7220
@brandonosrsnerd7220 2 года назад
Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 года назад
not me
@jameslshelton
@jameslshelton 2 года назад
I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick Год назад
All I did was admin stuff. Me at a party *i do top secret shit*
@theperfectstarshipproject
@theperfectstarshipproject 2 года назад
6:35 men of Culture, you know what I mean😎
@GospelBearer
@GospelBearer Год назад
This video reminded me of this verse: They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is forever worthy of praise! Amen. But basically. Men and women are shallow in their own way. There are millions of high quality blue collar men, that would make excellent husbands and fathers, but often there are far too many deceived people that would rather chase after the fantasy of something.
@Kav1an
@Kav1an 2 года назад
Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS
@shanaadams5119
@shanaadams5119 2 года назад
Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂
@justinc963
@justinc963 2 года назад
That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.
@Brolie
@Brolie 2 года назад
@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?
@noiJadisCailleach
@noiJadisCailleach 2 года назад
Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head? Oooooookay.... Leaving now...
@jonathanchen1026
@jonathanchen1026 2 года назад
What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?
@ladyreverie7027
@ladyreverie7027 2 года назад
This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".
@InternalxHD
@InternalxHD 2 года назад
Fr
@michaelmerck7576
@michaelmerck7576 Год назад
It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe
@del0ryan88
@del0ryan88 Год назад
I lie about my job to pick up new jobs lmao.
@2fast2kart
@2fast2kart 2 года назад
5:44 lol
@cwoj8195
@cwoj8195 2 года назад
When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.
@clarencedomond5837
@clarencedomond5837 2 года назад
Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up
@kwanziquadrillion525
@kwanziquadrillion525 Год назад
This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper Год назад
3:37 "I am also a loyal employee that works for the planet of Earth.
@patjcoan
@patjcoan 2 года назад
this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical
@captainarrow5177
@captainarrow5177 2 года назад
I agree
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 2 года назад
I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂
@justinc963
@justinc963 2 года назад
There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.
@aaroncalderon5513
@aaroncalderon5513 2 года назад
That’s blasting off. Into the unknown
@champloo7
@champloo7 2 года назад
Man honestly, those girls KILLED it lol
@boejiden7093
@boejiden7093 2 года назад
Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂
@ronelz999
@ronelz999 2 года назад
Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.
@graysonprickett6348
@graysonprickett6348 2 года назад
I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?
@nile7999
@nile7999 2 года назад
never was buddy never was
@nile7999
@nile7999 2 года назад
@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything
@newlegend2402
@newlegend2402 2 года назад
Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday
@Boznaniac
@Boznaniac Год назад
@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂
@viratshivam
@viratshivam 8 месяцев назад
The MMA girl is here.
@bee_lovin
@bee_lovin Год назад
I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.
@MrTPF1
@MrTPF1 2 года назад
This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂
@TheWaken
@TheWaken 2 года назад
For the Algo📈
@jefferymyname706
@jefferymyname706 2 года назад
Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been
@MuhammadOthman88
@MuhammadOthman88 2 года назад
fastest!!
@TheWaken
@TheWaken 2 года назад
@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir
@onedone2011
@onedone2011 2 года назад
Stevie done blown this one up! Triplol.
@breadstick6999
@breadstick6999 2 года назад
Algooooo
@A-Berg
@A-Berg 2 месяца назад
Crazy that Nina is in this. She has been awesome with her channel and interviews UFC fighters.
@TheDennys21
@TheDennys21 Год назад
7:10 he could have just said: it's a new suit, i forgot to take the tag off, silly me.
@wet0wl
@wet0wl Год назад
Or like “Ok I know this isn’t real but I can’t just walk out of work with an actual suit on”
@Eatprepd
@Eatprepd 2 месяца назад
The tag said partywear 😂
@derekjones977
@derekjones977 2 года назад
You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰
@jeffreyblock16
@jeffreyblock16 2 года назад
They did make their own movie
@bballmaster1209
@bballmaster1209 2 года назад
I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol
@TheMitchellExpress
@TheMitchellExpress 2 года назад
Yeah I don't think that's as glamorous as NASA.
@simatian2019
@simatian2019 2 года назад
@@TheMitchellExpress May even be the opposite right now to be honest with the anger over healthcare prices in this country.
@TheMitchellExpress
@TheMitchellExpress 2 года назад
@@simatian2019 And the distrust against the medical community
@supervisorhere
@supervisorhere 2 года назад
Doesn't work that way. That's being honest. You have to lie you work for a company, women have seen on tv.
@petrrepnin8794
@petrrepnin8794 Год назад
Probably won't work, bro. In your case, you need a Ferrari keychain.😬
@julianromantini5601
@julianromantini5601 9 месяцев назад
dude the photo on stevie's nasa badge is the funniest part of this whole video
@hyzercreek
@hyzercreek 10 месяцев назад
I don't work for Mars, I work for Earth LOL ha ha ha
@umnothanks9504
@umnothanks9504 2 года назад
as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.
@AOTDDESTROYER
@AOTDDESTROYER 2 года назад
Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about
@driskolestateshow
@driskolestateshow 2 года назад
2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!
@cameron7612
@cameron7612 Год назад
3:13 lmaoooo
@user-lt5no1xt1z
@user-lt5no1xt1z Год назад
I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂
@bofetada6841
@bofetada6841 2 года назад
when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.
@Tianerad
@Tianerad 2 года назад
what
@ntgrg08
@ntgrg08 2 года назад
@@Tianerad handed* think that helps lol
@Tianerad
@Tianerad 2 года назад
@@ntgrg08 oh lmao thanks
@samgould8567
@samgould8567 2 года назад
Same with engineering nowadays. If you work for yourself in the skilled trades and live in a white collar area, you’ve got it made.
@TreversYouTubeChannel
@TreversYouTubeChannel 2 года назад
Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴
@Ray_Mac
@Ray_Mac 11 месяцев назад
".... mars." 😂😂
@JW-qd3ol
@JW-qd3ol 2 года назад
3:55 best part! A wild Molly Garcia shows up!!!
@ns307
@ns307 2 года назад
Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao
@firstlast8258
@firstlast8258 2 года назад
🤥
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 4 месяца назад
As an actual pilot I can confirm this works
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema 2 года назад
Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…
@Dev-ih1of
@Dev-ih1of 2 года назад
So are you also a NASA engineer?
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema 2 года назад
@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol
@DOPEdwarf
@DOPEdwarf 2 года назад
@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional
@clarissamendoza8322
@clarissamendoza8322 Год назад
Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.
@RealNaisuCinema
@RealNaisuCinema Год назад
@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money
@aarontooth
@aarontooth Год назад
Just wear a NASA shirt. They sell them at Target. Someone even asked me at a party if I worked there, when I was wearing one.
@foc42
@foc42 Год назад
No boundaries on that FAR OUT idea. Yet the best NASA commercial and support for Colonization ever. And I should know, because behind foc42 it is me, Mark Robber.
@wWaddaa_560
@wWaddaa_560 18 дней назад
Mark Robber, the evil twin that robs people
@-.TS.-
@-.TS.- 2 года назад
I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!
@kon8757
@kon8757 2 года назад
Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!
@stephengregory1655
@stephengregory1655 11 месяцев назад
I cut the grass for a guy who put the shingles on the roof of a retired NASA janitor. And let me tell you something, Mars water is real
@Stewie.950
@Stewie.950 2 года назад
Marsh " i lose there 😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣😹😹🤣😹😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣😹
@heedmywarning2792
@heedmywarning2792 2 года назад
4:31 every man at the party has vanished.
@Kingdom_Of_God_Playlists
@Kingdom_Of_God_Playlists 2 года назад
4:45 - reminds me of those aliens from toy story 🤣😂
@tufazzcyphaa3753
@tufazzcyphaa3753 Год назад
Did he just show them Wall-E??😂
@tredfxman
@tredfxman 2 месяца назад
The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍
@busbystandup1337
@busbystandup1337 2 года назад
TRUTH!!!! One Halloween I went to a costume party at a Hospice fundraiser. My costume paid homage to a Mitch Hedberg joke which goes as follows: "I went to a doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck... don't ever go to Dr. Acula." I went all in, bought real scrubs from a uniform store, got them embroidered with "Dr. Acula." I had fangs, blood red contact lenses, a stethoscope, and a well-crafted fake credential/ID clipped to my pocket from the local hospital with my picture and the name Dr. Acula. Nobody got the joke, they all just thought I came straight from work and put in contacts and fake teeth for a quick costume. I shit you not... I was a rock star at a party full of groupies. Nearly every woman in the place made a point to come and talk to me (which never happens) and the energy they threw at me could've been scooped up with a shovel. I felt like Hugh Hefner until I told them about the joke... as soon as they found out they excused themselves as quickly as polite social etiquette would allow. It taught me a lot about how many people out there like you other in direct proportion to your status in life.
@silentgrind34
@silentgrind34 2 года назад
Duh
@highflyer23
@highflyer23 2 года назад
This NASA recruitment ad is funny
@Casomyro1983
@Casomyro1983 Год назад
" Someday, maybee soon, I wanna discover Uranus"
@sirus312
@sirus312 Год назад
I knew a guy who was a trash collector at Nasa, still counts
@chrisa8863
@chrisa8863 Год назад
"what's your job at NASA?" the guy: "I dispose organic matter" -"that's so cool"
@himanshukamble957
@himanshukamble957 2 года назад
5:24 Come on!!! Giver her the Oscar already xDxDxD
@MrNachtgespenst
@MrNachtgespenst 2 года назад
Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time. The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions). Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^ No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p
@Ryan-ts9pi
@Ryan-ts9pi 2 года назад
I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.
@asdffdsa6319
@asdffdsa6319 2 года назад
I lied a lot, just invented stories that never happened...now when I look back, lies are the way to go because people judge you based on your success. Rent yourself some decent car for a night, no sportscar, rather some black expensive business car, wear a good suit and you can have fun even if your chances in real life are zero
@SheepMan420
@SheepMan420 2 года назад
The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃
@stevemiddle6454
@stevemiddle6454 7 месяцев назад
The water flickering was so funny!
@AR-Exp
@AR-Exp Год назад
this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended
@gimmethatquan5309
@gimmethatquan5309 2 года назад
I don't know why this was so hard to watch! But I loved it lol. Great skit! I was cringing the whole way through with their lies hahah 😂
@veerpanchia1899
@veerpanchia1899 Год назад
Yi long ma
@clementmambulasa587
@clementmambulasa587 Год назад
didnt finish it . lies frighten me
@eternity2221
@eternity2221 2 года назад
6:03 I'm dead. Look at him go! 🤣🤣
@ShaneMorrison-po3sn
@ShaneMorrison-po3sn Год назад
When I worked for att as a fiber splicer I always made out like I connected the entire planet with 10Gb Internet. I sit in a tiny air-conditioned trailer all day long splicing fiber to be hung by the lineman 😂
@HeyThatsInteresting97
@HeyThatsInteresting97 Год назад
“Yes, of course I like the Martian but that’s hollywoods glamorization of it!” Lol
@norbertk.5328
@norbertk.5328 2 года назад
4:25 the first man on Mars.
@Coogfan1996
@Coogfan1996 2 года назад
This is an instant classic! So good! I was laughing the whole time
@leojanuszewski1019
@leojanuszewski1019 11 месяцев назад
LOL..."He works for Mars."
@Night--Shift
@Night--Shift Год назад
Bruh the look on your face starting the from the beginning got me rolling when the girls look unimpressed, LOL!
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