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She Wants To Be The Mother & The Father at The same Time 

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@ZeeNastee
@ZeeNastee 3 года назад
I really felt the pain when he spoke about choosing chicken. Nobody should have to go through that.
@Talia.777
@Talia.777 3 года назад
Indeed 🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@hkizzle4869
@hkizzle4869 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-02YtHTdxcYo.html
@shawnsmith6941
@shawnsmith6941 3 года назад
I had a friend in elementary school whose eyes would change color during the day. She was so beautiful and loved by everyone
@--M--1111
@--M--1111 Год назад
Really? Was she tall?
@stray2277
@stray2277 3 месяца назад
Did she weigh the same as a duck?
@hoppydoppy9456
@hoppydoppy9456 3 года назад
"...When there is no chicken in it fo ME" He's my hero now.
@Ahsao
@Ahsao 3 года назад
My skin gets darker in sunlight! Lmao 😂
@hoppydoppy9456
@hoppydoppy9456 3 года назад
Hey! Mine too!!! We need capes!
@julius43461
@julius43461 3 года назад
Mine becomes more red hahaha
@Ahsao
@Ahsao 3 года назад
@@julius43461 lol my plants get taller in the sunlight! Lol 😂
@julius43461
@julius43461 3 года назад
@@Ahsao That's a good one. My plants die, sunlight or not :)
@Bassotronics
@Bassotronics 3 года назад
My skin get lighter with the light bulb.
@noahsadek8017
@noahsadek8017 3 года назад
That lady with the eyes was so beautiful
@skyserf
@skyserf 3 года назад
Eyes always help the equation.
@amranmir6917
@amranmir6917 3 года назад
"THE MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO CHANGE" - Albert Einstein Now everyone please concentrate on the video.
@kevinp8795
@kevinp8795 3 года назад
I was about to comment that lol
@kjay6734
@kjay6734 3 года назад
I noticed that when I first saw his shirt. Still trying to find that exact shirt to confuse is rest of the world🙂
@yaven8338
@yaven8338 3 года назад
Imagine having a mother and a father. No, a mother and a father. At the same time.
@raeannpearce6852
@raeannpearce6852 3 года назад
Whole new level of " Go F--- yourself" lol
@Crystal_Apple
@Crystal_Apple 3 года назад
He/She is literally tryna become Asexual out here 💀💀
@nayannbg6314
@nayannbg6314 3 года назад
Some combos are good but this doesn't seem fair, as a child a father scolds and the mother cares and vice versa, this child childhood is not awesome, and in case the parent is slightly massaging their body with ache, will that be considered make out about to happen
@snakesolid46
@snakesolid46 3 года назад
@@raeannpearce6852 lmao... nice!
@yaven8338
@yaven8338 3 года назад
@@nayannbg6314 i agree
@planktonofbikinibottom
@planktonofbikinibottom 3 года назад
"The simple answer is: She is a witch!" 😂
@evrod3209
@evrod3209 3 года назад
THE REAL QUESTION IS: "Who's paying, Child Support? " 🤔🤫😂🤣
@deewestwood634
@deewestwood634 3 года назад
What lawyer would take the case?? 🙄🙄🤔🤔🤷‍♂️
@3amincuba613
@3amincuba613 3 года назад
Very good question!!
@edibinconateh3361
@edibinconateh3361 3 года назад
Eyy 😅😅
@trueredpanda1538
@trueredpanda1538 3 года назад
@@deewestwood634 better call saul 🙄
@rachaelleann9847
@rachaelleann9847 2 года назад
👍😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
@zaneex4043
@zaneex4043 3 года назад
Why waste your time trying to figure it out when there's no chicken in it for you. This wisdom must be put in a book for future generations
@marvincanter1957
@marvincanter1957 3 года назад
😂😂😂☠️
@anti_fragile
@anti_fragile 3 года назад
"I am a 21 year old white girl that lives in California and has a black boyfriend. I don't see color" 😭😭
@annunegi6462
@annunegi6462 3 года назад
Technically they both are not color.
@anti_fragile
@anti_fragile 3 года назад
@@annunegi6462 I mean, you got me there, man.
@jonhart1211
@jonhart1211 3 года назад
They actually have transition contact lenses, incase anyone is curious about the first clip
@hichaeljordan963
@hichaeljordan963 3 года назад
@Natasha Luo Bro you gotta upload that on your RU-vid channel that’s actually cool!
@hichaeljordan963
@hichaeljordan963 3 года назад
@Natasha Luo That’s true. I’ve never seen someone with eyes that change with mood so ill have to look it up sometime later on.
@flyingpossum6958
@flyingpossum6958 3 года назад
My boyfriend has green hazel green eyes then light green eyes depending on Sun and season i 4get what colour what season lolol
@markperry2827
@markperry2827 3 года назад
these have been around since the late 90s. Nike brought them to market.
@jalyn30
@jalyn30 3 года назад
No you're making that up. People's natural eye color can have variations depending on light, mood, makeup, and color being worn, but someone's eye color cannot change from Crystal blue to dark brown. Either you're lying or your friend is. Probably has color contacts or transitions
@bengsynthmusic
@bengsynthmusic 3 года назад
"To mother a child she would father." Kanye: Now I ain't saying she's a bipolar.
@yaven8338
@yaven8338 3 года назад
But she aint fucking with no one, no one
@raklibra
@raklibra 3 года назад
Asexual reproduction, sexual entertainment
@dengangok5372
@dengangok5372 3 года назад
@@raklibra humans are not asexual. I know you joking but still
@simpslayer7839
@simpslayer7839 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
@roberto5red5rocky85
@roberto5red5rocky85 3 года назад
@@yaven8338 But she made a video for social medias consumption . So people are giving their opinions. Thats how social media works, you can just as easy not upload. The same way you came on here and gave a reply to his comment in a RU-vid comment section.
@toluf2367
@toluf2367 3 года назад
The “blah bleh blah... dude.. no..” gets me every time 😂😂
@TorontoChick25
@TorontoChick25 3 года назад
I have tears. "She is a witch" killed me.
@seundartist
@seundartist 3 года назад
It makes sense for her eyes to turn brown in the sunlight, it means she has the African dna of melanin in her eye, the exposure to sunlight activated the blackening of her melanated eye. She somewhat black as well. It makes sense, and it’s cool
@prasadn7162
@prasadn7162 3 года назад
I am from India and that was exactly my reaction when I read that article 😂😂😂😂
@tautk5651
@tautk5651 3 года назад
Hides your brooms hides your children a witch is passing through 🤣🤣
@snakesolid46
@snakesolid46 3 года назад
"Hide yo kids... hide you wife... hide yo husband, cause everybody's getting raped 'round here"
@deewestwood634
@deewestwood634 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-nl6vu8zo1d
@user-nl6vu8zo1d 3 года назад
"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." That T-Shirt is fine fine.
@toki_desu
@toki_desu 2 года назад
Ayo thank you very much...:)
@masterchief5437
@masterchief5437 2 года назад
I almost thought the Reality to change lol - Albert
@Ricardo-kv5tk
@Ricardo-kv5tk 3 года назад
“Just a regular demon”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kerielle123
@kerielle123 3 года назад
The eyecolor change Is just Acuvue oasis transition contact lenses
@MaximBady
@MaximBady 3 года назад
Dude, she is a witch
@kerielle123
@kerielle123 3 года назад
@@MaximBady I have a pair myself They work great
@rayfordreed9304
@rayfordreed9304 3 года назад
@@kerielle123 you're a witch
@NaufalSallehin
@NaufalSallehin 3 года назад
@@MaximBady Superstitious... but I tend to agree.
@marsomatic639
@marsomatic639 3 года назад
@@MaximBady why can i hear your voicr in my head reading this
@coldt5258
@coldt5258 3 года назад
.
@curtleyollivierre7671
@curtleyollivierre7671 3 года назад
I was wondering...not
@spyro3520
@spyro3520 3 года назад
Thank you for answering my question. Cause I just kept looking at the short trying to figure out what that meant and missed the video. Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha
@coldt5258
@coldt5258 3 года назад
@Damian Derick how if it's measure not meqsure so it would still be ability not quality
@DeathbySkullfxxx
@DeathbySkullfxxx 3 года назад
Uh... no shit
@wittepanther
@wittepanther 3 года назад
How many stupid people will like this?
@Jerry-xm9ef
@Jerry-xm9ef 3 года назад
“Well, well, well, well, well”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bobbyb8179
@bobbyb8179 3 года назад
"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change'. 👍
@trueredpanda1538
@trueredpanda1538 3 года назад
Albert einstein
@empressjoolz
@empressjoolz 3 года назад
Uhm nuttin..lol new wit eyes changes a suh..lol sumtimes anyhw bless up King Maxim!🇯🇲🇨🇦👋🏾😘🤣
@karanprashanth6476
@karanprashanth6476 3 года назад
Brady isn't even acting...he's just so confused with everything going on
@serenitywilliams3536
@serenitywilliams3536 3 года назад
“Well, well , well, she is a witch” 😂🤣😅🤣😅😅
@captainjacksparrow1518
@captainjacksparrow1518 3 года назад
My glasses turn black in the sunlight.
@destinytroll1374
@destinytroll1374 3 года назад
Then you Are A Witch
@Iodotoluene
@Iodotoluene 3 года назад
Lol, yes color changing contacts are so mysterious
@Arun_knight
@Arun_knight 3 года назад
Photochromic lens!
@acewoodland2217
@acewoodland2217 3 года назад
Ooooh then they were transitional contacts maybe?
@juliussmith9737
@juliussmith9737 3 года назад
Magic glasses
@Mar-velousMarlenak8
@Mar-velousMarlenak8 3 года назад
So does that mean that Mom gets to go to all the daddy-daughter dances??? How confusing would that be for a kid?
@dangerousd9187
@dangerousd9187 3 года назад
Yep no one thinks what the kid goes through as long as they can get some kind of attention wacko
@hkizzle4869
@hkizzle4869 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-02YtHTdxcYo.html
@trueredpanda1538
@trueredpanda1538 3 года назад
Would it even be enough genes to make that happen is my question.
@Mar-velousMarlenak8
@Mar-velousMarlenak8 3 года назад
@@trueredpanda1538 it is physically impossible unless the parent is a true hermaphrodite with fully functioning organs, absolutely not for someone who is trans. They just don't have the necessary bits and pieces if you know what I mean.
@arfanpatel8322
@arfanpatel8322 3 года назад
Sooooooo.... thats the word i had to hear he is a legend and cry of laughter everytime i watch his vids
@simonj1971
@simonj1971 3 года назад
She's a witch! I love it! Lol.
@vikramad36
@vikramad36 3 года назад
I love these videos. Keep’em coming.
@youngtwist
@youngtwist 3 года назад
Our favorite newscast ❤️
@dauber1257
@dauber1257 3 года назад
The intro, bro you're amazing. You actually deserve a $1000 check right now in cash.
@ssliow
@ssliow 3 года назад
Finally I'm early to a video that isn't uploaded 4 years ago 😆
@best-perfect_1
@best-perfect_1 3 года назад
The girl whose eye colour changed is so beautiful! 😊
@tuanayaz9466
@tuanayaz9466 3 года назад
THE MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO CHANGE
@charlesmwangi4821
@charlesmwangi4821 3 года назад
Wait till SHE sues HIMSELF for child support!!🤣🤣
@evoak8575
@evoak8575 3 года назад
Max I first found your videos back in like 2014 with the whole brick and frying pan music : video 😂 the 2 girls with the big lips been one of my fav RU-vidrs since always loved the content and the accent 😂💙
@felixboldy1152
@felixboldy1152 3 года назад
meet the iq levels ofnodern day society
@milkyartea
@milkyartea 3 года назад
Lmao! 😂 I must be a witch too, then, cuz my eyes turn from dark brown to dark blue in the sun! 😂 and my change is instant.
@dave_thomas
@dave_thomas 3 года назад
Amazing eye adaptation. Absolutely Amazing.
@TheBlaze4000
@TheBlaze4000 3 года назад
I thought that too. Unfortunately it might just be contact lenses.
@xb0x_sign_out
@xb0x_sign_out 3 года назад
It's an old video found in 9gag but his commentary makes it still funny.
@alienninja2766
@alienninja2766 3 года назад
That's cool af she's also gorgeous and cute 😍😍😍 her face and smile says it all
@humanity5272
@humanity5272 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 love you as a human being ❤️❤️ love from India 😍🇮🇳🇮🇳😂
@boogiestreet594
@boogiestreet594 3 года назад
She is beautiful, and she knows it.
@SheWolf_ArtGr
@SheWolf_ArtGr 3 года назад
Maximbady in the end: whaddafadafakinfak Subtitles: [Music] 😂😂😂
@staticwolfblogson8154
@staticwolfblogson8154 3 года назад
Southpark did that 20 years ago
@ZuhaLoveMusic
@ZuhaLoveMusic 3 года назад
"Well well well well......... she's a witch" 🤣
@mirandasutton7186
@mirandasutton7186 3 года назад
Love your shirt so much!
@rayman1269
@rayman1269 3 года назад
Bruh last time i seen u it was the snake pit video 🤣🤣 as soon as this video started and u said “sssooooo” it brung back memories 🤣🤣
@romeoxx9721
@romeoxx9721 3 года назад
Anytime I click your video,I always expect to hear"sooooooo"😂
@robertalordagarcia9992
@robertalordagarcia9992 2 года назад
The measure of intelligence is the ability to change!!!
@sanketmhatre9
@sanketmhatre9 3 года назад
Eyes with low melanin change its color by cloths you wear or surrounding. She was standing in sunlight which have red-orange-brown color that's why her eye's color change to brown.
@ramoncruz7245
@ramoncruz7245 3 года назад
No you got it wrong it's her Sharingan.
@praxym9293
@praxym9293 3 года назад
"mother a child she would father"😂😂😂😂😂
@haseebahmed1829
@haseebahmed1829 3 года назад
The measure of intelligence is the ability to change, Albert Einstein
@serenasantiago1964
@serenasantiago1964 3 года назад
I love your shirt!
@serrael-182
@serrael-182 8 месяцев назад
I like that witch compared to most of other tiktok women. She looks a littlr classy to me.
@xanderbanter3752
@xanderbanter3752 3 года назад
You’re a funny dude...you make me laugh buddy, keep it up :)
@erikkonstas
@erikkonstas 3 года назад
2:32 LMAO did anybody else pause here too?
@followmeleadtheway
@followmeleadtheway 3 года назад
Yes lol i was like let me pause this and try to wrap my head around how this is possible, but i kind of get it, since she is a woman but born a man. But I dont know if trans people are able to give birth yet. Sure its just a matter of time, Im sure.
@erikkonstas
@erikkonstas 3 года назад
@@followmeleadtheway Can you please unclog your ears?
@followmeleadtheway
@followmeleadtheway 3 года назад
@@erikkonstas why? Im confused
@hkizzle4869
@hkizzle4869 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-02YtHTdxcYo.html
@Afrotales5
@Afrotales5 3 года назад
"A regular demon" 😂🤣
@reinassancefamous3598
@reinassancefamous3598 3 года назад
Lmao I just love him. He's soo right
@TnT_F0X
@TnT_F0X 7 месяцев назад
Long story short. It's Mrs Cartman.
@AwwSisNess
@AwwSisNess 3 года назад
To the people that say this is contacts. Idk if hers may be contacted but my change from brown in shade and green in the sun. My brother's change to w.e color he's wearing. So blue green gray black brown and other tones. My sister's looks like a sun flower burst in her hazel eyes and my daughter's turns a copper color to black. And it's all natural.
@kokolino2854
@kokolino2854 3 года назад
Every time you post I get so happy
@mattgarner3054
@mattgarner3054 3 года назад
Oh my goodness. Her eyes are gorgeous
@kalungiephrance1009
@kalungiephrance1009 3 года назад
His shirt say, THE MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO CHANGE 🤭🤭
@JubeeVerma
@JubeeVerma 3 года назад
The Measure of intelligence is the ability to change 👍 Read on His T-shirt 😂😂
@whitsbyo4188
@whitsbyo4188 2 года назад
The measure of intelligence is the ability to change.
@isaacarciniegas5640
@isaacarciniegas5640 3 года назад
I love when you say "SOOOOOO"
@sobster123
@sobster123 3 года назад
I love that conclusion she is a witch! 😆
@thierryfluiterpet
@thierryfluiterpet 3 года назад
This intro just makes you happy
@mattgarner3054
@mattgarner3054 3 года назад
I myself have hazle eyes. With a purple ring. They change between green, blue, Both green and blue. And very rarely brown.
@aaw265
@aaw265 3 года назад
This is straight out of South Park. Cartman's mother is his father.
@TheGalliaComata
@TheGalliaComata 3 года назад
Sounds about right these days. Art imitates life, Life imitates....Cartoons.
@sahilprashar567
@sahilprashar567 3 года назад
this guy is the real star of coming to America
@sfsen
@sfsen 3 года назад
I can see a broom dressed like a guitar on the background. 1:49 Clearly a witch. I got enough pitchforks if needed.
@tushardesai256
@tushardesai256 3 года назад
The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. ~Albert Einstein On his shirt
@alifnazhan7806
@alifnazhan7806 3 года назад
The best entertainer
@JohnMorgan-zp4uc
@JohnMorgan-zp4uc 3 года назад
I love watching you if I am having a bad day and I see one of your videos I get to laughing keep the good work up brother
@christopherjimenezcabezas4773
@christopherjimenezcabezas4773 2 года назад
Yes max a simpler way she is a witch 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@palmanmorrison3613
@palmanmorrison3613 3 года назад
Lmao no your sense expands 😭😂
@BlastedFreak82
@BlastedFreak82 3 года назад
Love your shirt MaximBady :D
@EvergreenConsultancy
@EvergreenConsultancy 3 года назад
'The Times of India' here is considered for bizzare and government bootlickers in 🇮🇳
@angiecat845
@angiecat845 3 года назад
I love your shirt.
@babinpandey9365
@babinpandey9365 3 года назад
the measure of intelligence is the ability to changes albert einstein his tshrit wrotten
@tristanhdtv9190
@tristanhdtv9190 3 года назад
"The measure if intelligence is the ability to change" thts wht ur shirt says💯
@jessicacar4032
@jessicacar4032 3 года назад
Love your videos keep up the good work
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 2 года назад
My eyes get brighter on the sun.
@Lady.Tijuri
@Lady.Tijuri 3 года назад
my hair color changes in direct sunlight, summer time its a reddish brown & in winter it's jet black
@terjejohnsen3651
@terjejohnsen3651 3 года назад
You are the king maximbady.
@livetv3164
@livetv3164 3 года назад
His T-shirt says "The measure of the intelligence is the ability to change".
@powrq7018
@powrq7018 3 года назад
I was gonna ask what it says, thnx but how did you know that?
@thomas6201
@thomas6201 3 года назад
@@powrq7018 Just look at the letter that each number matches the best: 1 = I 3 = E 4 = A 5 = S 6 = G 7 = T 8 = B
@dark-shadow_
@dark-shadow_ 3 года назад
My first language is not even English and I could read it perfectly fine🤗
@livetv3164
@livetv3164 3 года назад
@@alngrm W3L20M3
@violaheart462
@violaheart462 3 года назад
Awesome shirt
@stephenknecht7189
@stephenknecht7189 3 года назад
I have 3 different eye colors.. Hazel/green, dark brown, and a caramel color
@stevkoria
@stevkoria 3 года назад
the measure of intelligence if the ability to change.
@kevinkkirimii
@kevinkkirimii 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's just a regular demon that changes eye colour.
@woofwolffe9360
@woofwolffe9360 3 года назад
She be cloning herself. "She's too dangerous to be left alive!"
@rosewills84
@rosewills84 3 года назад
Why is she blinking like that? 🤣🤣
@h1n1-fallendemongaming67
@h1n1-fallendemongaming67 3 года назад
The measure of intelligence is the ability to change
@octaviousgideon3657
@octaviousgideon3657 3 года назад
SHE-MAN!! IT HAS THE POWER !
@Therandomshortsgirl3520
@Therandomshortsgirl3520 8 месяцев назад
“the measure of intelligence is the ability to change-Albert Einstein” the shirt
@shandellraven6781
@shandellraven6781 3 года назад
Omg I read your shirt before I even noticed it was supposed to look like jibberish that is my favorite einstein quote I need to know where he got that shirt
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