Shocking Stash Of Porn | Ted 2 (2015) | Big Screen Laughs

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Ted (Seth MacFarlane) discovers John's (Mark Wahlberg) shocking porn stash, prompting the realization that John may have a bit of a problem. In a comedic frenzy, they scramble to delete the stash before it causes any more trouble.
Ted 2 (2015): Everyone's favorite foulmouthed teddy bear is back for a second round of hilarious antics and outrageous adventures. When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Other Guys) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. With the help of their smart, beautiful (and pot-loving) lawyer (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!, Les Misérables), the thunder buddies for life battle to legalize Ted in this "wickedly funny"* sequel that will keep fans laughing right up to the very end.
Find the full movie here: www.uphe.com/movies/ted-2
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@coreymajtyka460 3 месяца назад

I refuse to believe that this conversation hasn't happened, bit for bit, somewhere on our planet at least ONCE a year.

@ericolsen9819 2 месяца назад

Per household? What kind of demographics are you talking here? Wait, dear god, the planet?! You poor innocent soul... smh...

@pretzelcatgaming8494 2 месяца назад

once a week at literally ANY given phone store

@mounirnour8882 2 месяца назад

Once a year, That shit happens every day.

@DENT9330 2 месяца назад

I had it once with my best friend ironically.

@mysticwatersoo Месяц назад

Yeah in a mental asylum

@9f81rsd00 2 месяца назад

How you expect your most trusted friends to treat your browsing history after you die:

@ajstark7134 16 дней назад

Slime

@metastabillity8991 2 месяца назад

The plot of Ted 3 is someone recovered the Laptop and is releasing Johnnys porn stash

@stephenking5852 Месяц назад

Hmm, the plot would be derivative of the movie Sex Tape.

@anaverageplayer2818 Месяц назад

Kanye's cousin maybe 🤔

@joshuaW5621 29 дней назад

Now it’s up to Ted and John to stop this guy and save John’s reputation.

@sash0047 21 день назад

spongebob?

@liamn.7664 16 дней назад

nahh bro that’s too far 😂😂

@davidparr4636 3 месяца назад

You got to burn all the circuits down with a turbo torch. Someone could get that out of the harbor and then you're screwed.

@togapika 2 месяца назад

Habah

@badasscomedy5126 Месяц назад

With wet circuits? Yeah, laptops aren’t water proof, especially broken ones

@nadiacortes1020 3 месяца назад

We need Ted 3 😂😂

@thomasdillon9256 3 месяца назад

Agreed 😅

@TGHD_SHORTS 3 месяца назад

Thinking same yo

@tpsg51 3 месяца назад

There is a Ted 3 it's on peacock. Those are the series spin-offs and it's the third sequel.

@jamesteddystudios984 3 месяца назад

There's a tv show

@nadiacortes1020 3 месяца назад

@@jamesteddystudios984I meant for movie like a continuation from the movie 2

@g-manonthego6678 2 месяца назад

For John to have all those files of porn on his laptop, his divorce to Lori must have hit him hard emotionally.

@davidstone281 18 дней назад

To be fair, Lori was a bitch and Sam was better for Johnny in the end

@joshferguson3113 3 месяца назад

We are watching you while we're high had me dieing 😂😂

@tivednagol9127 2 месяца назад

*dying

@Godrick131 Месяц назад

The way they animated Ted smashing the laptop was so realistic. Like it looked like there was actually force in that swing

@aaronwelch1423 3 месяца назад

Seth MacFarlane comedy never ends

@kevinkandra3862 Месяц назад

It’s all the same

@SS-yr3ij Месяц назад

Its crap

@kryptyca3201 2 месяца назад

Wait until they figure out he saved it all to the cloud

@franciscoarballo4940 2 месяца назад

1:37 when you found out your friend's browser history

@FranciscoBranas 3 месяца назад

I wonder if Mark brought his family to the premiere and if they were traumatized for life when this scene happened.

@juliasrouvali1924 3 месяца назад

It's just words nothing to get tramatized for.

@ronmoore4372 2 месяца назад

look up the Graham Norton show where he describes his wife's reaction to him watching Faamily Guy with his kids. lol

@g1015m 2 месяца назад

I think his rap career, and illegal assaults probably dessinsetized them before this movie scene.

@crowejagerson3628 2 месяца назад

Considering later in the film he is covered in a ton of jizz this scene is a bit tame.

@InTheEnd75 2 месяца назад

I mean he’s made so many movies at this point I’m pretty sure his family doesn’t have to see everything he makes lol

@impy2d843 2 месяца назад

2:06 true facts right there.

@GirlsLoveGamers 2 месяца назад

Futa

@salvatorefiumefreddo6000 Месяц назад

Ted was referring to Stuart Price from The Hangover 3! 😂

@WaitWhatWho Месяц назад

Transpeople?

@Galaxyboy_01 Месяц назад

@WaitWhatWho oh man don't tell me the movie was manifesting this 👀

@youngescob3r906 Месяц назад

They would get cancelled for this today.

@Spitfiresammons Месяц назад

1:37 When your parents found out after looking at your laptop browser history.

@1stisaac 2 месяца назад

Hey lois, I am talking teddy bear! Hehe🤓🤓

@lilbean-jv3cm 2 месяца назад

🫤

@Playerleo3000 Месяц назад

Oh! Peeeeeeterrr...!

@29jemo 2 месяца назад

I had to rewatch the movie right after because the theater and I were laughing so hard i didn’t understand the second half of that conversation.

@user-sp7uo2cw8b 2 месяца назад

1:37 2:32 when Home Alone, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Ice Age, Star Wars, Cheaper by the Dozen, and Night at the Museum get Disney remakes.

@stvargas69 2 месяца назад

A true friend helps you bury the evidence

@MiyaTakamura 2 месяца назад

1:37 How I feel about how Fast X ended.

@christopherharding8396 2 месяца назад

Or across the spider verse

@Dead-fire Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂

@Dead-fire Месяц назад

Amazing and surprising cliffhanger

@hamzajamalkhan Месяц назад

Massive Respect for john that he didn't deny having the stash 😂

@02brother Месяц назад

i can't unheard peter voice. damn it...

@BorreloadMJ 2 месяца назад

Idk what’s funnier, that they went out their way to destroy the laptop or that they somehow found a scuba suit in Ted’s size

@e.x.watson9997 2 месяца назад

ted 2 is 9 years old... damn

@josephaaron4985 2 месяца назад

I'm so glad the prequel show is more hilarious than the sequel😂

@Joe-ul3gh 3 месяца назад

😂 wtf. This is hilarious

@AlukardTheDeathknight 2 месяца назад

1:37 When the manager demands over time from you

@themasterofcommentsandrese4351 3 месяца назад

1:37 me after watching the unresolved cliffhanger of across the spiderverse.

@jonathanabgrall6075 4 дня назад

1:36 The most heartfelt "WTF" i ever heard lol.

@serigneseck95 3 месяца назад

1:37 😂😂😂😂

@MasterKen1803 3 месяца назад

2:33 Oh God!

@wagnerrichard2043 3 месяца назад

Now that’s a friend!!

@Mtl-zf9om 2 месяца назад

A real friend wouldn't judge his friend for being in love with chicks with dicks. It's also transphobic, once a woman always a woman. Its still one of the funniest modern comedies.

@vkm9156 Месяц назад

I feel Peter Griffin & Brian both are playing Ted

@jwil4286 Месяц назад

and Stewie

@tomfu9909 2 месяца назад

That bear with a crow 😆

@alexr801 23 дня назад

1:37 Me when I’m trying to find a wholesome The Loud House fanfic/art, but end up mostly finding the infamous shit the fandom is known for

@michaelsouslin891 Месяц назад

We're assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation is still so hilarious too me 😂

@matthewlloyd3255 3 месяца назад

No point going for a girlfriend in a world that ain't even real.

@nerodemp 3 месяца назад

Love is real

@mikemon1995 3 месяца назад

Yeah, its hard to find the right one. With all the fakes out there, hard to believe shit.

@diegomedina9637 2 месяца назад

r/Im13AndThisIsDeep.

@dementedme5132 2 месяца назад

*Cringe*

@hell0k1tty641 Месяц назад

Boo hoo

@cheryljeffreys3278 Месяц назад

treasure can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 funny movie 😄 😆 🤣 2:03

@TheGoonson 3 месяца назад

I'm a TV character again

@ConnorMiller417 3 месяца назад

1:37 Star Wars fans reacting to the Disney “sequels.”

@daleketchup7434 Месяц назад

1:37 trying to look up what Overwatch and RWBY is

@jovanirodriguez5515 Месяц назад

This is like family guy but in real life XD

@Mindfuel777 2 месяца назад

Me helping a customer with their computer at the Apple Store.

@SimonFerocius 26 дней назад

When Microsoft Recall try to recall your browsing history

@jonbruce4930 2 месяца назад

One day that thing is gonna make noise in the water like its Jumanji 😂

@Yoppppol 20 дней назад

they went full cartoon with that laptop from smashing the laptop with hammer and throwing it in middle of the ocean 😂

@maingate7672 Месяц назад

I was wondering who buried that laptop...

@ghostmoneynp4386 2 месяца назад

We need a cartoon 😂

@austinmyers6779 2 месяца назад

WTF!!! 😂😂😂

@alanodonnell4788 3 месяца назад

I haven't had a real girlfriend. Ever since I broke up with my old one back in 2013. I badly have to get back in the dating game myself to.

@captainmarvelous1221 3 месяца назад

Same here man

@thejollygoodrodger8465 2 месяца назад

Fellas, there are several continents with countries that have a smorgasbord of women. Become the Passport Bros you were ment to be.

@jcmick8430 2 месяца назад

There's even white countries you can do this in@@thejollygoodrodger8465

@tanzanitedoingstuff6942 Месяц назад

@@thejollygoodrodger8465yes come to visit, my country’s women will gladly be your lady. However, please treat them right; do not see them as trophy wives 😊

@joshuaW5621 29 дней назад

Ever since I realised I was in love with the late Amy Winehouse last month, I’ve been feeling like John too.

@udzalthegreatest Месяц назад

What if someone went Scuba Diving? lol

@masterjustin2246 Месяц назад

A couple commenters said the backup files could still be recovered along with a broken laptop

@OfficialAshArcher 2 месяца назад

This movie is no artistic masterpiece but godDAMN it’s funny

@clintbrew Месяц назад

This scene and the improv scene were my favourites bits

@StetsonMaeEggleston39 27 дней назад

1:35 Ted: (yells off-screen) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

@christophertadeo6120 Месяц назад

Let's all go to corn... Yes, yes yes.. Yeah🙂

@muertesolo 2 месяца назад

How does he type without fingers..

@northeastoperations 3 месяца назад

Just smash the hard drive. Very Seth joke.

@diegoangulo370 2 месяца назад

Hahaha 😂

@evancredeur7498 21 день назад

Imagine if Ted 3 is a comedy horror movie, and this conversation is replaced by a scrapbook with dead bodies. With a picture of a dead body with arms amputated where their legs are supposed to be.

@Maramara13Fly 20 дней назад

Or they could've just removed or destroyed the memory drive holding the files... 😂🤣 But this is still funny as heck

@Gryffindor4905 2 месяца назад

It's like trying to get rid of CP before you're caught!

@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 2 месяца назад

...well okay then...

@HBS98 Месяц назад

yeahhhhh, you're on your own with that one cheif.

@gastonEGGS Месяц назад

Clockwise 💀

@cheryljeffreys3278 Месяц назад

Chris can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 funny 😆 😄 😀 treasure can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 funny movie 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😀 2:03

@cheryljeffreys3278 3 месяца назад

treasure can't stop laughing Chris can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😜 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😜 😆 🤣 our favorite fan can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😀 👍 😆 😄 🤣 ted movie hira 20 1:31

@cheryljeffreys3278 Месяц назад

treasure can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😭 😆 🤣 ted 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 Zac can stop laughing ♥ 💖 😄 🤣 ❤ 😆 ♥ 💖 Chris can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😭 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😅 2:04

@salamandermike6715 24 дня назад

He sounds like Peter from family guy

@malphasblackwing420 Месяц назад

1:36

@douglashenry6996 Месяц назад

Not the worst thing at the bottom of Boston harbor.

@jwil4286 Месяц назад

are you talking about how we teabagged it in 1773? or how the British teabagged the city in response?

@dorogundam Месяц назад

My question is...why does a teddy bear need oxygen?

@ghostface6572 Месяц назад

THERE'S SO MUCH PO 1:41

@weeblyweeb8641 Месяц назад

I feel like this should be funny, but i think It needs a cut away gag to really sell it

@yayks6939 2 месяца назад

wc back to the real world.

@snigdhabhattacharya1690 2 месяца назад

I have my own girly stash honestly. Nobody cares Thanks for your concern Victor Krum. I am not cross eyed but I did have severe myopia as a child. Parents used to hit me whenever I complained I couldn’t see the whiteboard in school. High powered lenses are very expensive and hard on the wallet. Financial abuse really messes you up as a child. Eventually he started getting a monthly salary of 10k. But no one in my family congratulated my dad on his big promotion. All familial relationships had already gone to shit by then and despite this fiscal abundance he chose to remain a miser (definition:overly concerned with saving money). Lost his job. Nobody cared either because nothing had truly changed

@Solisium-Channel Месяц назад

When I saw my step dad's history and he asked me to show him how to delete it. True story. My mom was gone for 2 years so I didn't judge him. A guy's gotta want! lol I was doing the same thing because i had just hit puberty haha.

@AlvinLee-hb5fg 2 месяца назад

INCSOC policy sez nothing will happen.... ... isnt a lawyer bro? How old is this movie or TV show? If New York is there... oh waittttt I watched this one when I was a ghost... ermmmmm it' was kinda the last movie / TV show made sooooooooo explains the last part....

@seanwebb605 2 месяца назад

They could have just destroyed the hard drive. It would have been cheaper than buying a new computer. And renting a boat and snorkeling gear and such.

@JoeStoppinghem 2 месяца назад

Sorry, Glove and Boots L/O version is much funnier. So many Law and Orders… And they’re all the sa-ame.

@zaidsalah4578 Месяц назад

Why do I hear Peter Griffin?

@gottfriedhub Месяц назад

It was made by the creator of family guy. Seth used his Peter voice.

@joenewton2021 3 месяца назад

Lmao

@ksavage681 22 дня назад

Ahem. 😮

@Lucas-jq2yy 20 дней назад

2:00 yep, that's the sentiment I have trying to quit porn and masturbation

@Pumpkinshire 2 месяца назад

You are a do know is movie a knock off of a Christian TV show called Prayer Bear right?

@filipmaly6603 2 месяца назад

Care Bears predates your week Christian movie. Bow before might of consume!

@supervilla06 Месяц назад

None of this is far fetched and is all completely reasonable.

@user-sf4rg2li4o Месяц назад

🤣 I've settled down my porn problem still a couple times a week if real depressed .. had a perv uncle an step dad they watched some messed up stuff an yup I had searched into more things too .. worst part they put all that stuff on me smh course oncle lives with his rents 50 years old an step dad been in nut houses complete weirdo.. amazing I'm still alive , life is wack

@Dead-fire Месяц назад

2:02 When you try to make up an excuse for sleeping with someone you barely know Or the search history you have on the hub

@JonathanRoss-jw6jc 22 дня назад

Nobody cares about your stash man lol its obvious they smoked it all up where is it lol

@quanghung3321 2 месяца назад

i think this director have “a fucking dirty teddy bear Movie” when he get high for sure. And fuck it, we need more bro 😂😂😂

@Aku9466 Месяц назад

I wonder how many times people have had the “I identify as” conversation with someone and brought up this clip specifically for “there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits” just to watch them try to argue against a CGI bear.

@knuckledragger2412 2 месяца назад

Judgment day is all of your closest family members reviewing every single action in your life that was epically wrong. Looking grandma in the eyes after viewing an insanely heinous act, shame....

@filipmaly6603 2 месяца назад

Good. Better then slaving away in late capitalism my man.

@knuckledragger2412 2 месяца назад

Like born again, but with a shittier job than the previous life?