Should I Die? 

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LMAOOOOOO

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this broke me

You probably should, but not anytime soon

lmao fuck you too youtube.

Like he's not wrong

RU-vid loves you.

"Or should you?!" Hmm.... Consciousness is like a running computer "program/code", it runs while the human body is powered on with blood flowing, but once the heart stops so does the brain and thus the "program/code". The body is nothing but a "tin can" a "vehicle" or a "laptop" if you will. Once the brain dies the body is nothing but an empty shell... just burn it, bury it, there's really nothing sexy about it. lmao

greenshark45 that’s so true he seems so anxious throughout all of this haha

I was going to make a joke about that also being the ayahuasca episode... but really this is all his content ever is.

Well, I guess he deserves it, since he's caused some many of us to have existential crisises over the years.

TheGamingBaconator xD

Also he was close to his grandma, who was dying through the making of this episode- see the episode after this

YES. This is CRAZY. People do NOT understand what encarceration is and do

10 years for VANDALISM?? Do they not know the things people get away with?? Theres no justice fr

I agree lol, except the medical case none of them deserved a 7

Yeah i noticed that and i feel like that has to be taken into account as far as possibly skewing the results

@@cyberdragon1000 naw hat child scammer deserves it to

Lol

inb4 top comment

Or am I?

I seriously want this done

Sounds scary, imagine dying. Being revived in the future as one of the first guinea pigs, then it failing over and over again dying again and again. Sounds like Golden Experience Requiem torture to me.

$10 says when Vsauce dies he will just appear as a Force ghost like in Return of the Jedi

Look up living waters

ikr

@@ImPyroChad he fucking better

Yes

Samuel Lawson no no

@Walid Ouelad Ali Ou Ahmed nope

And then that mysterious song plays

Nah not dying would be ass i would just put myself to forever sleep

Bruh 😂😂😂

@momokaka321 There's good evidence to suggest that consciousness is a function of the brain. Once the brain dies, consciousness dies with it. Hence, nothingness before, nothingness after

@momokaka321It’s not a debate, it’s a fact that sadly the majority of the world cannot accept. When our brain dies there is nothing left to be capable of feeling anything. Death is the end

@@randomrom747 You still cannot assume that with what we know now, if that was the case how did we go from "dead" to "living" in the first place. If you can spontaneously live from nothing, what is to say you cannot do it again. I don't mind if I am wrong because I do know I won't care nor will I be able to care after I die lol.

@momokaka321 Thanks, ChatGPT.

​@tsczhaby 😮

Vsause destroys reaper with facts and logic

Since that day, the reaper checks under his bed for Michael

Michael is a godly being capable of obliterating science with science.

Lol with him it's possible

Ali A 🏳️‍🌈

@TheBeets - 229 So just a glorified version of overdosing

Well, You’re, uh, kinda, comma, happy.

@@dailysacrificedoublee Stop, typing, like, comma, um, this.

100 Subscribers With No Videos i,t,'s ,a ,j,o,k,e

But should you?

Unlawful Knights i laughed

until he came back and asked "you wanna talk to aliens bruh?"

I will die, but would I?

You’re making me think about the fact that Michael will actually die. Sad af now.

These are my final words.. Or are they?

i agree

👍

Indeed

Ikr they jump straight to 10 years for something like vandalism, I get that it is a national monument but thats basically a life changing amount of time

If by "average person" you mean "insufficient sample size of people", yes.

Holy fuck i couldn't believe people were giving those sentences for things like Vandalism. Shit, 10 years is a lot of time

I mean, it's nationalism and pride. The dumbest part of humans, but a part nonetheless

10 years of imprisonment for public indecency ROFL

Funny thing is I do that alot.

@@GuyInBlackClothes Figuring out a solution for immortality?

@@Platypus_3112, not finding a solution for immortality, immortality itself. I'm not solving it, I'm creating the pandemic. And Vsauce, weak ass punk, decided to keep it secret. Don't worry, mine is still going to be released (can't say you'll be able to use my method, though).

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY *A GAME THEORY!* (oof I got fat fingers)

vsauce is edtah

*shakes hands*

This makes me very uncomfortable

In the **usa** , they have crazy news shows

"You come to the right place" glad she didn't pull a gun

hmmmmmm

id like to think the followed the same protocol for both groups

the actors were likely told ot say the exact same thing

Mate, it's a sociology study run by Solomon and 'berg. The point isn't to do things correctly, the point is to get grant money. I'm sure it's wildly successful.

@@Badspot 😂 fair point

I would hope that Michael would have kept her stuck to a script, and they cut it in post.

ItzMichaelPhillips That’s sad and beautiful. Don’t make me cry at 10:45 in the morning, dude

@BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull bruh step on a Lego homie

that will be very sad.

ItzMichaelPhillips wholesome and I almost cried. It was so believable

@BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull don't take me seriously either.

Priest: "Here lies Michael Vsauce..." Michael: *Jumps out of grave as vsauce theme plays* Michael: OR DO I?

@@belisarius6949 XD

Hahaha

vsauce theme song is the path to the power mortals shall not possess

god: You have died. Michael, talking to god in heaven: Or have i? Weird dude with wings:

lmao XD

lmao

Wao

XD

wOaH ThiS mAN lIVed fOR moRe tHaN 100 YeARs?

It’s crazy when you REALLY sit and think about an inevitable death clock we all have on our heads. What is the final tick? would you know all of a sudden, you’re not alive, dead? Where would you be in time? Will you know the cancellation of existence??? How can you? Why is this even a thing everyone experience?? We’ve been around advancing in knowledge for centuries, yet still can’t dig into the unknown realm of death. I always end with the fact that despite I know nothing about death, I someday will… or will I? I guess I wouldn’t be able to comprehend that I’m dead. Shits crazy but it’s gonna happen 🥲

@@mikudubskasai8725 thats such a good comment bro :D

@@mikudubskasai8725 so real

Welcome to the club friend. I'm worried on what comes after death. Reincarnation? Heaven? Becoming a Ghost? It's scary

@The Black Spartan nobody knows, and the fact that we are made to survive and to fear death makes deaths inevitability scarier.

She looked way too happy when he said that

@@TanyaSehgal95 she reminds me of the spooky black guy in final destination

Omg is it her, is it the Mortician. Im not there yet

Ah yesss

Caitlin would never touch a gun, too liberal. It would make more sense for her to stab him to death with a trocar and then hide the body by cremation or something. No body no crime.

Run michael, RUN!!!

The Sandwich killing people since the 1900's

SANDWICH DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

We shall die at any moment. Objective truth hits hard fr.

Sandwich is gonna git you

"Im glad that you decided to die"

I love her she's so funny. Go check out her channel and you'll see why she was like that lol. You might like it

@@mimi_n_emi8382 What's her name or channel?

@@SkyRied1 its Caitlyn Dougherty. She runs undertaking LA. And her channel is Ask a Mortician

@@mimi_n_emi8382 Thanks alot.

I just can't stop laughing.

I was just about to comment the same thing. Chill out lady lol

nnk

hgh

I would give a zero for the person sunbathing nude.

Its a treat

Incorrect, you can only die now or in the future

​@@Benimation Well, if dying is an ongoing process (beginning on the day of my birth for example) then I'm dying all the time, anytime, and whenever I can. Or maybe even, as Screamin' Jay Hawkins had put it: "One day I won't die." And you know when that'll be.

"I want to die" "You've come to the right place."

Has it occurred to anyone, that RU-vid is probably littered with comments by people who have passed away at some point? It's the closest thing to immortality as long as the servers never crash or keep good backups. lol

This sounds hell. I swear.

Imagine being with the same people you hate, the same people you just put up with, and the same people you love for all eternity. As time passes, will the people you love become people you just put up with or worse, the people you eventually hate?

@@DibIrken that sounds horrible. Or maybe not. Imagine not having kids. Sounds good. Only one generation of adults. But that means adults need higher capacity thinking also I can learn everything I want to and waste my time however I want. That's interesting. I don't know how I feel about this.

@@agentofchaos2901 same

@@Fissey_Gaming we are just a bunch of people full of unsureness

Those who paid for it had the honor to support Michael's work. It's not a reason for sadness as you imply.

@@zwz.zdenek ok boomer

@@TheNamesFarquaad how original and witty

@@hitmanqo k boomer

@@TheNamesFarquaad hey guys i said the funny words can you laugh now

Yes. I'm almost 18 and have also been thinking about it for a long time. Death is inevitable and cannot be changed, however, our stance on death can. I have both accepted death and feared it in the past. I find death acceptance isn't a permanent thought. For me, it'll eventually turn into fear again. But I gain peace in knowing that there's nothing wrong with that. The moments of clarity I have regarding death inform my other emotions and thoughts. So even if I can only accept death in some moments while I fear it some others, I gain wisdom and a growing sense of contentment.

I love the idea of his last words just being, “I’m gonna die”. It’s so casual lol

What is death? And how much does death weigh?

the death angel: c'mon Micheal let's go I don't have all day. Micheal: so am I going to die? the death angel: yes Micheal: but the real question is "What is death" [mind field theme music] the death angel: How the hell do you even play music? Ahhh never mind Micheal I'm gonna get u to the other side. Micheal: How many things are in the other side? What is even this question "what is"? what is question at all? How many holes do you have? the death angel: PTSD

@@joshMorgan111 death weighs 1 last pound

No last one have to be "as always thanks for watching "

Meeminator *unsheaths katana

@@americap5749 *Pulls down pants* *Exclaims* LET ME FEEL YOUR COLD HARD STEEL!

@@theplayzpaidoff chill mate

Meeminator lmao

Memminator that is the most perfect use of that meme XD

"ah, I'm glad you decided to die"

This kinda sounds like something out of a cult without context.

I decided not to

*sketchy

You have 666 likes.

Goddamnit that’s beautiful man

Its called RU-vid, and your here too...

My friends and me greet each other like that

@@ayuubismail3239 truly

24:54 it feels great to hear a guy call this bs, because I hear alot of people say that, and I agree with him.

😂

I can't like your comment, gotta keep it at 420 smoke the mary janes to cope with mental pains

@@stephenwolfgangstout same

We are VSAUCE HE IS MICHAEL.

Sad VSauce noises

literally said this out loud to my computer screen at that moment

let the man rest

VSAUCE MICHAEL'S UPLOADED BRAIN HERE

@@_ruted lmao VSAUCE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!! oh and btw I met him and it's so weird that I shook a person's hand that wants to die once and for all.

Micheal is actually a god-like being he's just saying that to throw us off

Exactly. The thing that has helped me the most to cope with these same thoughts is the sentiment she kinda touched on with "Living as long as i can till technology saves me" because i doubt ill live long enough to see technology reach that point even if im cryo frozen. What i take from that statement tho is something that ive already told myself many times and its the thought that even tho that moment will come, im going to keep going out of spite. To say fuck you, ill last as long as i want to and im going to keep running every time the reaper is close because i know eventually itll catch me. But that doesn't mean i have to let it win till it has to. While this thinking doesn't help everyone it has certainly helped me. Especially with making decisions in my life and teaching me what i really want from this existence. Each moment im not true to what i really want from this life is a moment wasted. And i wont let the reaper win by lettin me waste more time stressing about its inevitable arrival.

“After Life NDE” On RU-vid. It’s a very Christian biased channel. They only pick Christian’s to talk to on Zoom, but it’s very interesting hearing the thousands of reports of people describing their experiences with near death experiences. You’ll be okay ❤

Keep fighting and learning! I have found my solace and hope you find yours.

This is the very thought I am going through right now despite being 23 today. It feels awful

We are on this

More repeatable trauma :(

Same

I'm only terrified of dying early, I'll gladly die when I'm at least 60 years old

yep i feel that , death is meh! but still living without everyone i love is terrifying

Cap

Thanks for dying with us.

28:22 you ok there bud?

666 likes help

“You’ve come to the right place”

@@ThunderTurtle7 I was litterly wanted to type that xD Damn gg

She gets a 10 from me

"I'm glad you've decided to die"

@@acidificatorxx it seems only, deep ending

well, i mean, its her brand

aaronmajjor gotta push the brand

Sounds wonderful, the roots tangling themselves around my bones, breaking me down faster, turning me to dust, to be forgotten easier than before. Honestly, that sounds nice

Honestly my decaying body feeding a tree would be more of a use than I am right now.

Hopefully this will be considered weird by the general population within this century

@a.q.2330 What's weird about it? Literally every dead organism feeds another in some way. Why do you think corpses turn into bones? Decomposers like Fungi and Bacteria break down the soft parts of the body to sustain themselves. It's just natural.

😂

Right, each person should come to their own conclusion and should be supported. What if Michael said Neuro, would she have been disappointed?

@@ileikts I know the comment was made in humor, but the lady did have a clear bias towards coming to that conclusion from her earlier segment. Good times! Michael rocks!

@@Baigle1 d

That isnt what it Said. It was something like 500 dollar fine plus 6 months communityn service

Why do you have a male pornstar as you profile pic?

@@nelzelpher2088 Don't fucking judge him he's trying his best

LukeJac05 at the naked woman yes they are hahaha

Shit I just wrote this comment didn't scroll far enough to see that many people already said it

now that is fucking comedy

Michael: “or did you”

I just imagined the mortician lady continue the expression on her face, pull a gun out from under the table, shoot him and then stare into the camera maintaining her smiling expression...

@@bibbilyton329 now I’m imagining a fight scene with an ultra powerful Michael with the intro piano music

😂what

A guy actually did this, vsauce covered it. I forgot the video name

mumble do you have the link??

@@micaela7159 ill try to find it

@@Je11yf1shyy I think he is lying 😑

*you forfeit you life privileges*

@@jackcroftheripper XD

wat

what the fuck are you even saying? that made no sense at all

Person: *Does something slightly rude* Old lady: "Your free trial of life has ended."

Someone apparently with hangups.

damn, people are a lot crazier than I originally thought holy shit.

Seriously, I thought this was a joke until I got to that part in the episode. Did they mismatch questions and answers??? I am seriously befuddled by pretty much all of the answers.

@ no, people are just completely fucking insane. Civil war is coming.

Thankfully they aren't on the judicial bench.

Unexpected LOTR

Nah that were no divorce papers hes fine

Ye

"No, death chose me."

Woman: You have made the right decision. So meet my daughter Wensday

Literally FOR YOUR LIFE!

Oh no I'm dead or am i

Or should I

What is wrong with leaving this crooked world, to rejoin the others who have already taken the journey. Why run, when the best is what your running from?

@@377GhrHello Well you see, the joke above indicates that Michael does not yet wish to die, but implies that perhaps the woman who he's speaking with may be planning to murder him against his wishes. Therefore, he should remove himself from the potential danger to his wishes. If you would like to convince Michael that he should want to embrace death now, I'm afraid you'll have to contact him directly as I don't know him or his actual feelings on the subject.

Well, then Death is hot, and Business looks pretty cool.

goth gf and rich cheating dad

Very nice representation

Death is portrayed as a cool dude and honestly every actor from "the men who built america" look better for the latter role

R/rareinsults

A bit late on this video, and this comment. When I think about death I relate it to my (at the time) life long best friend that passed abruptly when we were 18. I remember how absolutely gutted I was, how unfair it felt etc etc. Now many years later, I can't help but think about how full those 18 years were. When I compare it to my own life, even with all these extra years I've lived passed him my life still feels less full than he had with much less time. It's hard to always keep perspective on this, but living hundreds of years of working a job that doesn't fulfill you will never be as meaningful as living 18 full of love and adventures, and I think without death lurking around the corner for us all, we'd never care enough to give that love or spend the time needed to make life worth it. I hope you find your transcendent purpose so you don't feel the need to ever press that button.

Hmm, Though i want both, to be fulfilled and live long and more, The unfulfilling life is the result of a system that demands efficiency and exploitation over sentient decency. An emphatiless system..., so if one wants to work, try to work on a more human centric company or people hehehe This reality has a lot more to offer, I don't think about death nor does it motivate me to do meaningful stuff. Those things are meaningful by themself. We are the ones that gives meaning to the meaningless. I want to experience an era where we can save the sun, and put a tracker on consciousness... an era of rejuvinators, so we can even save even those who have died, and of ressurectors The mark of a non-ideal civilization is deaths and suffering, so the mark of an advanced civilization would be the reverse of that, Even if we can't act. We are the witnessers, and I wanna witness more Let's see if a pure consciousness can insert itself into this universe, a unientity. I hope you all have a fulfilling life and more

i know comparing this topic to works of fiction might be a little insensitive, but all i can think of is a part of the sandman comics. a man named hob declares that he won’t die because he’s just decided that he won’t. Dream overhears this and gets Death to allow him to keep living. every 100 years Dream meets back up with Hob to see how he is and if he still wants to keep living. No matter how miserable or unfulfilling a life hob lives between those meetings, he always says that he wants to keep on living. it’s the first time in any media where a character has been faced with eternity and decided to keep living. it’s hard to think about whether or not i’d be the same.

@@andeverytimewekiss suicide would not be a thing if people weren’t strong enough to push the button

@@minecrafter3448 i see what you’re saying but i don’t think it’s healthy to consider that “strength.” i think that conveys the wrong sort of message

"Hey, vsauce, Michael is no longer here..." "or is he?"

Then he says: "I didn't really die"

@@pinkdude9017 what if he is now dead and someone else uploads his older videos?? Or he made those videos free because he knew he would die and would no longer get money from these

His mind was affected by the constant MRI scanning. He mentioned that he took a lot of them during mindfield 2

*High pitched black and white character screaming*

Sad Ishigami noises.

Timestamp?

@@alloy207 28:23 lol

sepuku

I read this just as he said that

wtf xDDDD

Bespoke: I want to live, then die, then live again.

Hope: I want to meet my parents again

Crazy Uncle Hank, Too far, you have hit an entire new plane of existence

Crazy Uncle Hank alright Jesus Christ

She was an amazing guest

owo

Potato Chip ÒwÓ

@@vbgvbg1133 ^w^

Paying for death is the ultimate fail. Well, I guess that means I now have a valid excuse to be a coward.

666 likes bro lmao DEATH

it feels weird at first but i think slowly people would accept it if that really happens

It is the fear of the unknown. Frankly, I think cryoperserving will become a common thing in the future

@@ldz771 same but I don’t agree with it

The thing that scares me is that is the person that comes back to life really you? I mean is it you? Or does the person that came back just has your memories and personalities? The worst thing this dilemma is that no one will ever know and they will just have to assume that they are you.

​@@Max.pina1511 That's what bugged me as well. Maybe when "you" die, you die for good, and the person that is revived in the future is your clone in a way.

"Music starts"

Thats macabre

Sadly he choose to be eaten by worms and become a tree, so we wont get a vsauce in the future

micheals only 33, so in 30 years he'll be 63, far from dead lol

@@BeeBN or will he

Frank Reynolds*

@ ͨ̂ͫ͂҉̶̸̤̳̰̣͉̥͘͜ the Cynic The one with a capital C

@@dclikemtndew When you're dead you're dead

AND diogenies

@@dclikemtndew ll

Lol ikr that was creepy

i thought your profile picture was the wii logo

SmugHatKid same

Death: I am so glad you made that decision

Grim reaper:*D:*

@@skyisherelol3492 *D:*

Honestly same

Me and my social anxiety felt this

_sadgirl_ well you should pick a death that you don’t feel

_sadgirl_ = deathgirl

LazyRare lmao

There’s actually a movie like that called “in time”

Hell with genetic engineering they could literally create a new "race" and then the fight will be over superiority. Near perfect immoral beings who enslave the system to the point of resource ruin, sounds like some dystopian warframe shit.

"For one to become immortal, many must die"

I’ve always thought that immortality won’t get rid of death, it’ll just add classism to it. In a way, this had already happened. I could go bankrupt if I break my arm.

Elisium is like that too

I agree it’s a good thing to do

this is so dope!

lmao this is so true as hecc

In mother Russia death doesn't chase you, you chase your death

I will die for mother russia, comrade. Now let's go hack important American government operations.

"In Russian literature someone is suffering, its either the author, the protagonist, or the reader, but someone must suffer."

on a national monument. still dont think 10 years is appropriate probably could do eith just 1 year and an ass beating.

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

Patriotism is a belief of following land and government. When beliefs are challenged, people are naturally offended. Vandalism to them is blasphemous action.

Graffiti on 1000 peoples eye balls. You said "LITERALLY ANYTHING" :P

"LITERALLY ANYTHING"

*Illuminati music intensifies*

Michael's clone

Max

Pureu Dojyan!

That one was that lady tells herself

I think one thing people find comforting about the video is that this is something every person grapples with. You aren't alone in your anxieties. It can be scary, and that's okay. There a couple of things I would suggest that might help you, because they've helped me, but if they don't that's okay as well. Remember that even if someone else's ideas don't work for you, that doesn't mean they don't understand. You aren't alone. The first thing I would recommend, particularly for the moments where anxiety is particularly strong, is to ground yourself in the moment. Take a deep breath and feel that you are alive right now. You can see and feel the world around you. Your mind might keep straying to detrimental anxieties about death but try to just focus on the physicality of where you are right now. Maybe look into mindfulness techniques. This doesn't mean pushing your fear down or ignoring that death is an option, just regrounding yourself in reality when your mind starts to spiral. Second, reframing things might be useful. Death doesn't mean your existence never was. Your convinces is an emergent pattern born from the way the universe is currently ordered. You aren't the same person you were ten years ago, and you aren't the person who will be here ten years from now. Your atoms come from the universe and you are made up of the same matter as everything else. When you die, you will change. But that doesn't mean you stop existing. You will be part of this universe, your impact on places and people will shape what comes, and new things will take form. You've been stardust before and you'll be stardust again. And we'll be stardust together. Even if you won't quite be you, you won't be alone.

​@@rynvail521 thank you so much for this💘

@@rynvail521yea but not existing is a big bummer

If u really wanna learn to accept death try mushrooms

@@jackofallthinks What do you mean?

I lol'd

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

That’s basically what she’s doing. Only it’s the cure for the deadliest decease, and she’s ripping it out of your mind.

LOL

that's very accurate when you die, it happens in the now, it's suicidal and anyone who says that needs help.

"I'm just trying to die"

oh ho

I want to die with 'tegridy!

LOL

What counts as a 1 through 7 varies between questions

yah, looks like people closer to their own death makes **** decisions x)

her and that other lady who went with 1 on the first slide have definitely committed crimes. Their judgements are so outlandishly stupid

Jealousy

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It does!🤣

@Foro Is it not obvious? Im gonna need a coffin when i die and after that i will never need anything again.

Its a pun

Nice pun

lol

sugibudder r/wooosh

Get rid of red and get premium, get 3 months free :p

Thomas Bigalow actually, it’s only 1 month free of premium. It’s still pretty good though

@@mattball420 I pay for YT Premium and GP Music altogether for 150 MXN, about $7.50 USD monthly, and that's the family plan so I have 5 relatives and friends on it too. A bargain if you ask me.

ONLY reason I eep premium, is this series, and being able to play youtube with the screen off.

Subscribe to PewDiePie! Same

haha yes

JOTARO! Oh, you're approaching me?

Mez Mezzy Lmaoooo

I laughed way too hard on this

A pilot could just regenerate

Yes

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

Actually it isn't up to him

lmao

NO MORE for what?

fun fact that's actually a very common saying in the south. throw me in the trash or throw in the woods lol

im so broke that im gonna need to be just thrown in a trash can lmao

correction *frank reynolds

I want to live until I am dying of old age. I would go on an airplane to skydive, with a parachute, after having a lovely day to send me off. I'd be given medicine that would take effect some time after I jump, shutting my systems down. I would dive, looking at the gorgeous sunlit view, admiring it in my slow death. As my eyes fade seeing the open and beloved sky. The parachute activating, landing my lifeless body once and for all.

@@angieroman6723 Your lifeless leg would break though. not as pretty as you think.

10

if that guy has corona, imma give him a 11

Everyone else who doesn't sneeze gets a Corona... beer. lol

In 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic there were literally in some countries punishable laws against sneezing in public.

@@jake1173 10 (for the name)

Arukki :0 u righy

I guess the image she gives is just that is part of her job

What if, now bare with me here but what if she is the physical embodiment of Death. That's why she is dressed like that. Like on the Marvel comics but modern

@@AllanElMelon1043 she is a priestess of death alright.

@Arukki Your Profile picture makes this so much better

Oh! It's an old glich im already on my 807th birthday today! Imagine dying! Lol.

You young whipper snappers !!

Only 800bc kids will remember this...

Cool shit. Love it, I'm Duncan mccloud...

In all seriousness we will die

the paradise for depressed people

Or do I?

*pulls out shotgun*

This conversation is hilarious. Look a few minutes later, when signing the contract: Micheal: "Im ready to make this official" **signs paper** Woman: "Fire in the hole!"

Hahaha. What an odd moment.

Especially when she said she was glad he came to that decision

Stolen. Smh

Pulls out knife "Fire in the hole!"

daddy mikes suicide booth

yeah lol

noticed that one too right away, lol

the difference was v clear initially i was like “psh, i’d give that a 1” and then i realized if it was a guy, i would have found it super creepy and way more inappropriate and bumped it up internal biases baby :’)

Dang it's Verlisify

dude ur a furry, you shouldn't have an opinion.

Why are you obbsesed with death?

Same, i love dying too

@@clashoclan3371 as in they cant stop thinking about it worrying about it

@@primatelover99 I can't wait to die

@@sejozwak u can rn lol

that was fucked, these people are not thinking straight.

what blew my mind is the 10 years for sunbathing while nude.

@@DJVolte We will send, you, your family and your next generation to prison for life.

@@DJVolte yeh we will

@@CafePancake You forgot the death penalty.

Lmaooo

I am so convinced that she actually murdered him and this is just one huge cover up

Kinda feels depressing to hear that in a way

How come she doesn’t miss him

@@w01fy51 She must really believe in her work, that's how. And I do kinda hope that it is functional, but the price is very steep.

LOl

UNDERRATED

🤣🤣🤣

This comment should live forever!! 😂 😂

*skull emoji* *skull emoji*

ahahaha!

*I have decided I want to die.*

This wayy too relatable 😂💀

*his name is cringe gaming guys wtf*

Cringe Gaming 64 ahaha