Shovelware Variety Hour: Rounds 1-3 - Scott The Woz Compilation 

At last, the Variety *Hour* lives up to its name

I can tell you EXACTLY what kind of audience "Chicken Shoot" was aiming for. Middle aged mothers with young sons that want to get in touch with the gaming world to better connect with their kids. My mother loved this game, and I have fond memories of watching her play it. It was pure joy.

One of my all time favorite Scott lines: *IHAVETWENTYDOLLARSANDINEEDAWIIGAMEFORMYKID*

Of all of Scott's long-running series this is probably my favorite. The shovelware garbage just adds so much potential for jokes and is the origin for such gems as his eternal pity for Data Design, catching Scott in a goose, wondering what an M&M can do, and of course...GROUSE?!?

1:34 “Oh my little Jimmy has a Wii and he f*cking hates chickens!” A classic line. Epic.

I’m not crying because of the fact this compilation somewhat confirms there isn’t going to be a round four, you are

Timestamps Part 1 0:00 - [March 24, 2019] Part 2 17:39 - [September 1, 2019] Part 3 33:49 - [December 14, 2020]

0:00 Opening for Round One 2:25 Chicken Shoot 3:21 Wonder World Amusement Park 5:22 Big Beach Sports 6:30 Game Party 7:10 Cruise Ship Vacation Games 7:47 Deca Sports 8:15 Brunswick Pro Bowling 9:00 Project Runway 9:20 Minute to Win It 9:44 Balls of Fury 10:20 M&M's Kart Racing 11:04 Ford Racing: Off Road 11:15 Buck Fever 11:41 Bigfoot: Collision Course 12:06 Family Party: 30 Great Games 13:05 Imagine Party Babyz 13:32 Data Design Interactive 13:52 Ninjabread Man 14:47 Anubis II 15:40 Rock 'n' Roll Adventures 16:11 Monster Trux Arenas 16:38 Kawasaki Jet Skis 17:02 Final Thoughts on Data Design 17:26 Ending for Round One 17:38 Opening for Round Two 18:37 Truth or Lies 19:45 Disney Sing It: Pop Hits 20:10 Boogie 20:55 The Smurfs Dance Party 21:32 Alvin and the Chipmunks 22:17 Hotel for Dogs 22:54 Puppy Luv 23:29 My Horse & Me 24:07 Paws and Claws: Pet Vet 25:01 Petz Sports 25:20 Petz: Crazy Monkeyz 25:54 M&M's Beach Party 26:29 Jelly Belly: Ballistic Beans 26:58 Gummy Bears Magical Medallion 27:21 Gummy Bears Mini Golf 27:40 Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf 28:23 Kidz Sports: Ice Hockey 28:45 Kidz Sports Basketball 29:04 Kawasaki Quad Bikes 29:18 Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland 29:44 Myth Makers: Orbs of Doom 30:00 Myth Makers: Super Kart GP 30:13 Action Girlz Racing 30:29 Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing 30:47 Mini Desktop Racing 31:38 Game Party 2 31:52 GSN Presents: Family Gameshow 32:05 Family Party: Fitness Fun 32:35 Kid Kit Island Resort 33:29 Yamaha Supercross 33:34 Kart Racer 33:40 Birthday Party Bash 33:43 Ending for Round Two 33:49 Opening for Round Three 34:30 Chicken Blaster 35:41 Pheasants Forever Wingshooter 36:36 Ultimate Duck Hunting 37:18 Ultimate Duck Hunting 38:13 North American Hunting Extravaganza 39:02 Deer Drive 39:18 Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animals Racing Tournament 41:04 Monster Trux Offroad 41:44 Build 'n Race 42:13 Dave Mirra BMX Challenge 42:42 ATV Quad Kings 43:04 Pizza Delivery Boy 43:48 Pirates: Hunt for Blackbeard's Booty 45:28 Charm Girls Club: Pajama Party 46:01 Neighborhood Games 46:50 Medieval Games 47:35 Spy Games: Elevator Mission 48:12 Space Camp 48:59 Pool Party 49:19 Mercury Meltdown Revolution 50:00 The Monkey King: The Legend Begins 50:42 Ocean Commander 50:49 MiniCopter: Adventure Flight 50:59 Pacific Liberator 51:06 The Island of Dr. Frankenstein 51:14 Defendin' de Penguin 51:30 Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward 51:51 Power Punch 52:57 Spray 53:32 Furu Furu Park 53:03 Escape the Museum 54:30 King of Clubs 54:37 Carnival Games: Mini-Golf 54:54 Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball 55:05 We Wish You a Merry Christmas 55:38 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 56:27 Scene It? Twilight 56:45 M&M's Adventure 57:38 Space Chimps 57:50 Ending for Round Three 58:08 Blue Screen

The fact that Scott turned this recurring series into a rocket is hilarious to me.

I hate that at 2:37, I know Scott says "You shoot animated chickens", but I ALWAYS hear "You shoot anime at chickens".

I like how at the end instead of Scott having a moment of realisation about how he’s a part the shovelware problem, he just disappears.

Scott’s one of only RU-vidrs that i will watch stuff I’ve already seen again and love it

35:50 And thus, history was made.

Scott should do a "bonus round" where he looks at shovelware on Ps2, DS, Ps4 and Switch

Genuinely one of my favorite Scott the Woz miniseries.

"Did somebody order terrible?" -Arguably one of Scott's best lines and one that currently lives rent-free in my head.

14:47 the faint nutshack is really the cherry on top

😂 The white t-shirt with "Fuck Chickens" in big letters across the front made me literally laugh out loud. So many props that are used for such little time (like less than 1 sec in many cases). Bad games. Great video!

he kept the Nutshack music?! yes!!!!

Data Design Interactive Sections: Part 1: 13:32 Part 2: 27:44 Part 3: 41:16

The moment that Scott couldn't hold back his bird killing urges any longer

"Oh, Hi! You caught me in a goose!" Never fails to crack me up 😆

Time stamps (beating Random Individual to the punch) Shovelware Variety Hour - 0:00 Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two - 17:38 Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three - 33:49

I was only listening to this episode, and when he explained "Billy the Wizard" and threw the game in the trash. I immediately thought, "hahaha that sounded like Scott throwing it in the trash." Only to rewind and see exactly that. I felt the need to tell everyone.

This is my favorite scott the woz series. My childhood console and childhood trauma all together??

Still gotta love how he never actually ranked Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodge Ball

I love how all 3 episodes of the variety hour last almost an hour

5:01 as someone who is a coaster enthusiast and goes to amusement parks and carnivals for a job, yes

I need the audio of Scott saying "grouse?!?" ,so I can make it my text alert

One of my all time Scott visual gags is that he was in the process of naming his horse "Anthrax"

Genuinely so happy I have so much uncut Scott content to unwind to whilst playing Tears of the Kingdom

I'm glad that this version still has the Nutshack theme in it.

Pairing this compilation up with the 2022 Christmas episode is perfect~

I love how the character keeps getting more disheveled the longer this goes

i am really appreciating these compilations. i started stitching videos together that are "too short" into a playlist a couple years ago so that i have a large buffer of bg to game/sleep to, and im glad more youtubers lately are now making their own comps and long form videos.

One of my favorite film trilogies.

The ending card having nothing is only the third scariest thing I've seen all year

24:12 is the funniest clip from Scott the Woz ever produced

28:42 Tina from bobs burgers possessed Scott for a second lol

the deliveries in every single line of these is immaculate, by far my favorite scott series

I love Shovelware Variety Hour, its my favorite hour of the day!

55:36 believe it or not, this was the first video game I ever played.

18:04 - whenever a new Scott's Snippets drops xD

honestly this is peak scott the woz at least anything that isn't a skit type video

Another Scott channel? Hell ya, though idk if an hour is exactly a snippet but I’m here for it

It’s actually one hour of Shovelware variety!

Fantastic, I needed something to watch for 58:24

Lets not forget , that Shovelware was pretty much at the core of the video game market crash in the 80's It's been a thorn in the side of gaming , almost as long as gaming has been a thing.

We need Shovelware Variety Hour 4 I must see what happens next in the Calvin Tucker Cinematic Universe

Patiently waiting for Shovelware Variety Hour: WiiU Edition

13:33 Scott needs to make a Data Design compilation.

15:05 Epic moment when Scott accidentally uses a Siivagunner rip

I immediately clicked on without even looking at the title. I thought it was the main channel 😂 Still, I’ve watched the compilations for the Nintendo Switch’s first five years in the market and the Mario Karts, so I’ll happily spend more of my time listening to this.

24:10 HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY PLAYED THAT ONE!! I had the DS port! It was misery inducing but I was weirdly addicted to it. Watching Scott's footage, the version I played was extremely different. It was like a stripped down Nintendogs where you had to clean the house too.

truly the most variety an hour can get

the music used part 1 00:00 "Training Menu" from Wii Fit Plus "Game Select" from Super Mario All Stars "Title" from Super Metroid "Wii Sports Series Medley" from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U "Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds "Switch Scramble Circus" from Super Mario 3D World "Tennis (Results)" from Wii Sports "Tennis (Select Position)" from Wii Sports "Selection Screen" from Wii Sports Resort "Defiant" from de Blob "Casino" from Super Mario 64 DS "Yoshi and Cookies" from Yoshi's Woolly World "Moo Moo Meadows" from Mario Kart 8 "Mexico" from Excite Truck "To the Star Carnival" from Mario Party 8 "Food Mart" from Tomodachi Life "Cookie Caves" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Special Course" from Yoshi's Woolly World part 2 17:38 "The War" by Ender Güney "May 2019" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Main Menu" from Buzz Quiz World "Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64 "Game Select" from Rhythm Heaven Megamix "Rhythm Rally" from Rhythm Heaven "Shopping" from Nintendogs "Kennel" from Nintendogs + Cats "Main Title" from Wii Party "Sunshine Seaside" from Super Mario 3D World "Feeling the Burn" from Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash "Track 1" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Track 3" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Pilotwings Resort part 3 33:49 "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes "Main Theme (July 2014)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Charge!" from Wii Play "Hungry Land" from Chocobo Racing "Jump Park" from Wii Play Motion "BGM 06" from The Adventures of Bayou Billy "Moo Moo Farm" from Mario Kart 64 "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Title Theme" from Super Mario Maker "Canada" from Excite Truck "Main Theme" from Paperboy (NES) "Pirates" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker "Style Savvy: Trendsetters" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate "Obstacle Course" from Wii Fit Plus "Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds "Multiplayer 5" from GoldenEye 007 (N64) "Buoy Base (Underwater)" from Super Mario Galaxy "Billiards" from Wii Play "Main Menu" from Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD "The Haunted Shrine" from Pocky & Rocky "Ghost Town" from Sonic Forces "World Circuit" from Punch-Out!! (Wii) "Main Menu" from WarioWare Gold "Main Theme" from Wii Sports Club "Main Theme (Holidays 2015)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64

these compilations are my favorite stoned/at work background audio content, ty Scott

19:32 it was their plan so their game doesn’t sound bad

One of my favorite series

"i selected french as my language" (selects spanish in the menu) 42:50

Love this series

Chicken Shoot has a pretty good visual style.

I actually remember loving carnival games mini golf as a kid

The way that Scott predicted the sexy green M&M all the way back in 2020 is pretty impressive ngl

Oh goodie, I was hoping this would be compiled!

i have definitely watched all these videos score but i WILL be watching them all again rn

I know this is off topic, but I think there should be a compilation of the various Nintendo consoles Scott did individual videos on. Similar to what he did for this and the five years in for the switch video.

27:11 I love that part too!

Any time shovelware gets talked about, I can't help but fall to the floor of laughter

Everytime I watch this series I feel like there’s a new game Scott reviews

As someone who grew up with Wii shovelware, while it's 99% bullshit, I had SO much fun with Build n' Race. There are a lot of glitches in the game, especially when placing banked corners, which would cause the car to drive into the void, but once you knew how to avoid the glitches and crashes it was a lot of fun to design and race on your own courses. You could get surprisingly complex with them.

Cool compilation, I’ll watch it later

An hour compilation? Watch it all baby!

Sweet compilation video!

I never realized that he accidentally used SiIvagunner music while talking about Anubis II

finally this series all together in one video.

i'd really love it if the entirety of the year of clubhouse games was uploaded

Those carnival games are absolutely fantastic idk what Scott’s on about. I mean I figure they aren’t ground breaking but I spent hourrrsss unlocking everything I could, especially with the mini golf, it was so fun even if some of the courses pissed me off (the Egyptian one specifically).

35:48 "Say the line Bart..."

Oh this is perfect!

i like how he didn't even fix him using a high quality nutshack rip during the Anubis 2 segment

This Variety Hour is the Best Hour

*Scott with his hand shoved up a fake turkey* "HI! You caught me in a goose."

"I took out a loan for 2 grand and spent it all on dewormer paste" - Scott foreshadowing the Ivermectin craze???

58:04 great last words

This really is the Shovelware Variety Hour

2:59 that's just a game and watch game lol it was definitely my favorite one in Game and Watch Gallery 3!

My favorite gaming RU-vidrs have that developer that they groan at when they see their logo on the cover: AVGN- LJN Act Man- Activision Blizzard Scott the Woz- Data Design

Truly an actual hour

13:36 😂😂

It's finally an hour

Scott made me want to buy all these games lmao

"Oh, hi! You caught me in a goose!" Jesus Christ I can't breathe

I love scott

I had Disney Sing It Pop Hits. Got it for my birthday and played it with my friends at a slumber party. All we did was scream and make stupid sounds into the mic lmao.

Would love a switch Shovelware variety hour

Scott’s backlog gives me anxiety and i don’t own it. Brother is fighting with his games

I remember when the “chicken shoot” game was a screen-saver for PCs in the 90s lol

I remember my dad getting chicken blaster one Christmas. It came with an orange shotgun that you stuck the wiimote in. Good memories

The unfortunate part to following Scott's Snippets is I thought this was a whole new episode.