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Shower Orange (Baddie SMP Clip) 

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@bryanjay683
@bryanjay683 3 года назад
Hey everyone, thanks for the support on the video! Is there another clip that I should make another one of these edits of?
@izzylynn8632
@izzylynn8632 3 года назад
this is the best thing i’ve ever watched thank you
@izzylynn8632
@izzylynn8632 3 года назад
@@talia991 VOUCH
@theoriginalsangster1570
@theoriginalsangster1570 3 года назад
Kurtis killing the iron daddy
@laineyorr1052
@laineyorr1052 3 года назад
danny stealing nick’s cat
@bryanjay683
@bryanjay683 3 года назад
@@theoriginalsangster1570 Which Stream is this on again?
@jarvis
@jarvis 3 года назад
this is the best video on youtube
@shrunkenmonkey5
@shrunkenmonkey5 3 года назад
agreed
@zoetheprof
@zoetheprof 3 года назад
We know
@sillygrl
@sillygrl 3 года назад
correct, jarvis johnson
@cadenceolivia6304
@cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад
It’s true
@meowmeowmeoww69
@meowmeowmeoww69 3 года назад
Very much agreed
@nickisnotgreen
@nickisnotgreen 3 года назад
when the video cut to the livestream footage was when I realized I wasn't just watching a youtube edit... i was watching a masterpiece.
@Shades781
@Shades781 3 года назад
Artwork, mans first time not making a mistake.
@lolcandyyy
@lolcandyyy Год назад
Nickisnotgreen!!!
@talia991
@talia991 3 года назад
elsie’s orange delivery man character was chefs kiss
@armanpamma9454
@armanpamma9454 3 года назад
It was onj kiss
@hayley58
@hayley58 3 года назад
i lost my shit when i first heard the orange delivery man enter, elsie's comedic timing is impeccable
@sayer4989
@sayer4989 3 года назад
elsie counting oranges in the back is so funny omg
@dodie3412
@dodie3412 3 года назад
one orange 🤔 two orange 😯 three orange 😄
@randomperson133
@randomperson133 3 года назад
Now this… is lore
@river2307
@river2307 3 года назад
one orange :) two orange :) three orange :)
@poopiehed9500
@poopiehed9500 3 года назад
7 orange:) 8 orange :) 9 orange :)
@merynlee9680
@merynlee9680 3 года назад
10 orange :) 11 orange :) 12 orange :)
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 3 года назад
13 onj :)
@kazoosniffer
@kazoosniffer 2 года назад
14 orange :) 15 orange :) 16 orange :)
@allypally2895
@allypally2895 2 года назад
17 onj :)18 onj :)19 onj :)20 onj’s :)
@zoetheprof
@zoetheprof 3 года назад
Being greeted by MANDALA EFFECT is the greatest thing in the world
@elizabethpage_
@elizabethpage_ 3 года назад
elsie being on the smp was the best thing to happen in the history of ever
@donaldfromtiktok6424
@donaldfromtiktok6424 2 года назад
Is that actually the Elsie Fisher? From the movie Eighth Grade?
@gem6335
@gem6335 2 года назад
@@donaldfromtiktok6424 It is! Hard to believe i know? Like ‘what, you were in eight grade?!’
@salami9488
@salami9488 3 года назад
Danny is Nick’s dad and Nick is Jarvis’s dad this is confirmed canon
@TheAmityElf
@TheAmityElf 3 года назад
Okay, but now I'm confused, because Jarvis is Danny's nephew and also Danny is Jarvis's nephew.
@violetscrypt
@violetscrypt 2 года назад
and danny and kurtis are married
@fiscal-de-linha
@fiscal-de-linha 3 года назад
cant believe the oscars are gonna snub elsie once more for this beautiful performance (though fr, elsie in Eighth Grade is one of my favorite performances ever in the history of cinema)
@ballerbeau69
@ballerbeau69 3 года назад
"oh you're talking about nickisnotgreen? say no more hes getting evicted." "im getting my laywer father"
@marsplease
@marsplease 3 года назад
Dream smp who, this is the most top tier role-playing I’ve ever seen
@lyricperson24
@lyricperson24 3 года назад
headcanon: the orange delivery man is incredibly small. like mouse sized. the yard isn’t actually that big for an average sized person but for them it takes much longer to cross, hence why they are always taking long walks in nick’s yard
@bellac.9828
@bellac.9828 3 года назад
Jarvis carried with the amount of characters
@CoolKishCash
@CoolKishCash 3 года назад
I'm crying, elsie's voice is spectagular
@violetscrypt
@violetscrypt 2 года назад
"spectagular" FHSKHFSJKSHFJSK
@Kate-br6kg
@Kate-br6kg 3 года назад
Nick is not green, he’s orange
@izzylynn8632
@izzylynn8632 3 года назад
elsie is one of the funniest people alive
@justabee07
@justabee07 3 года назад
"Don't ever take your walls for granted like that"
@kennythecoconutcrab2778
@kennythecoconutcrab2778 3 года назад
You understood the assignment
@darcyhess3666
@darcyhess3666 3 года назад
But Nick is also incredible as the straight man 😂
@poopiehed9500
@poopiehed9500 3 года назад
“16 onj”
@atlasintokyo1752
@atlasintokyo1752 3 года назад
This is like when you play pretend at your friends house in their playset outside when youre 7
@dsdots
@dsdots 3 года назад
I would watch this sitcom
@sabrinakay2962
@sabrinakay2962 3 года назад
This video made me laugh harder than any SNL skit could
@TheAmityElf
@TheAmityElf 3 года назад
This is beautiful. Perfectly conveying the chaos.
@dariawashere479
@dariawashere479 3 года назад
The dream SMP has some competition with this riveting lore
@atlasintokyo1752
@atlasintokyo1752 3 года назад
Why did this also remind me of a community episode just overall vibe
@EdricCoconut
@EdricCoconut 3 года назад
Such lore
@_Moe
@_Moe 3 года назад
Those improv skills though! Amazing work!
@samanthalofgren9455
@samanthalofgren9455 3 года назад
Every painting in the louvre should be replaced by this video as it is high art
@merope8014
@merope8014 10 месяцев назад
Toothpaste of the Crest variety 😭😭😭😭
@kyrameowmeowmeow
@kyrameowmeowmeow 3 года назад
we watched this on stream but i had to rewatch it b/c its just so good
@tessahope6669
@tessahope6669 3 года назад
@psosumi all 4 of them were streaming when they did this skit. Danny's twitch is dannygoonzalez, Jarvis' is jarvisjohnson, Nick's is nickisnotgreen, and Elsie's is elsiekfisher
@bellac.9828
@bellac.9828 3 года назад
@@tessahope6669 I think op might have been talking about this edit
@tessahope6669
@tessahope6669 3 года назад
@@bellac.9828 the person I responded to had asked what their twitch usernames were
@sicilen-g3433
@sicilen-g3433 3 года назад
Much respect for this masterpiece
@goldenghxst
@goldenghxst Год назад
help this is the best video of the shower orange story I've ever seen 😭😭😭
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 3 года назад
most beautiful thing I've ever seen. truly pog
@robertsmithfan877
@robertsmithfan877 2 года назад
this bit was so funny
@robertsmithfan877
@robertsmithfan877 2 года назад
jarvis was especially funny
@miacompactdisk
@miacompactdisk 3 года назад
didn't think this clip could get better. i was wrong.
@unclewiley1986
@unclewiley1986 3 года назад
I'm....at a loss for words
@iminacult1636
@iminacult1636 3 года назад
8:04 *Nick breaking down on stream*
@Rain_vii
@Rain_vii 3 года назад
The one dislike is Danny as the Baddie SMP villian
@callmealx
@callmealx Год назад
I'm fucking crying at this holy shit
@olivejuice5772
@olivejuice5772 3 года назад
I come back to watch this at least once a week. It’s too good
@ceciliahorner2664
@ceciliahorner2664 3 года назад
It seems Pewdiepie isn't the only one who holds the "shit in the shower guy" title...
@anyrija.
@anyrija. 2 года назад
I know it’s been a while since this was posted, but here are the subs in case anyone is coming back to this video and needs them, since the ones on this video are auto generated, and it kinda gets confusing when multiple people are talking this is the first part, the second one should be in the replies. - Intro- Mandala Effect [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Hi, I'm Miley Cyrus, and you're watching 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕒 𝔼𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: *laughs* 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕒… [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: They would always like, they would always write out the big M for Mandala. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 & 𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah. - Part 2- Jarvis and Danny trying to figure out what orange shower is [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Correct me if I'm misinterpreting this, okay? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: You're gonna- [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: - People [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: you're gonna interpret it correctly] go in the shower, they fuCking... *nick laughs* bring an orange into the shower… [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah... [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: And they like.. they just, rub it on their skin like soap? *pause* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Yeah, exactly! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: NO, you are wrong, you’re absolutely wrong. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I got it. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I have a feeling- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: -So, [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: *mumbles something*] you take, you take an orange in the shower. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah… [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: And then you take a shower? *another pause* [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: And then you [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬: Yeah, and then you rub the orange on your skin like soap.] leave the orange in the shower- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, stop, both of you are wrong. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: It doesn't make sense [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: Wrong, wrong, wrong], why wouldn't you rub it on your skin like- i don't understand why you wouldn't do that? [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Yeah- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: - You've got an orange right there. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: If you got a perfectly fine orange right there, why wouldn't you rub it on your skin? Sort of like, some sort of soap? - [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: -What you do- - Part 3- The COA (castle owner association) [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Nick, did you get a permit to put your house on that hill? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I didn't... [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Because, it's uh, it's obstructing my view. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Your view of what? [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: Uuuu. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Oh, oh… [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: Uuuu. Elsie's home owner association. *some of them kinda laugh/scoffed* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Yo dude, I'm gonna COA your ass. II got the castle owner association, on the line- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: -Oh, shit.. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣]: Hello, this is the castle owners association. What is your complaint? [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: There's this stupid orange eating guy, and he put his- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣]: -Oh hold on, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘: freaking house. On the hill.] say no more. Are you talking about Nickisnotgreen aka Nickgreen? [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Yes, yes that's the man! [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣]: We'll have eviction officers there, right away. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Thank you- THANK YOU! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: It's not true... none of it's true. I need to call my lawyer. - Part 4- The lawyer [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Hey uh, *nick laughs* it's me. Your lawyer! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Hey, lawyer. Uh, yeah, I'm being character assassinated and I, I've got a feeling- [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: -WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT MY NICK- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -So yeah, [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧: My son.] so thank you- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Oh i'm glad you're supportive of me, so basically, wait- *nick laughs realising what danny said*. Dad? [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Yes. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah- my dad/lawyer? [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: You're my favourite client, Nick. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: So yeah, so thanks for standing up for me. So as I was saying, uh, they're saying that i brush my teeth and eat oranges in the shower just straight. Like they're, like that's a thing that people do, but like i don't do that. And they're telling me that people do that. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Yes, you doo~ *pause* [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: NOOO I DON'T. DAD, NO. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Yes, you do son~ [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I don't, I swear, I told you a million times I don't do it! [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Whenever I get in the shower, and you are, have been in the shower, why is it covered in orange peels? And not even a, not even a normal amount of orange peels. Like *nick laughs* it's not like you ate one orange in the shower. It's like, you had, bought an entire like… bag full of oranges and you peeled all of them in the shower. And on second- and secondly, the, the grain IS CLOGGED with toothpaste. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: *laughs* Dude, what… [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: The grain, [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.] is clogged with toothbrush- - Part 5- The plumber and the drains [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Hey, uh, [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: *laughs* toothbrush…] is this a bad time to, uh- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -Yes... [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: But, uh, it's the plumber here. And, uh, I'm responding to a call about a clogged- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -Ohh, how did [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧: A clogged, power drain.] you even get merged in?... How did you get merged in? - [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: -Son, you're gonna have to talk to him and explain what you did. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I didn't even, i don't even remember what you're talking about! [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Uh, It appears that uh, there's uh, an excessive amount of toothpaste of the 'Crest' variety. Uh, as well as uh, a number of orange peels. Way more than like a single orange. Like it seems that you're eating several oranges. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I don't [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧: And just putting them directly into the shower] even use ‘Crest’. -
@anyrija.
@anyrija. 2 года назад
Part 6- It’s the orange delivery man! (aka chaos) *doorbell rings* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Excuse me, excuse me? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: *laughs* oh god… [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: It's the orange delivery man! *everyone laughs* I've got your oranges, that you've *nick keeps laughing*... ordered. Four simpments! (?) [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Nick, i think there's a- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -Go away. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧: I think there’s a, orange delivery man trying to talk to you] come in a different time, come in a different time… [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: You can’t-] Uh yeah, oh- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: - You, ohhh nick! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: We talked a little…] i don't think that's. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: C’mon, we-] No, we don't want any oranges, we don't [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: You gotta let me in!] want any oranges. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: YOU GOTTA LET ME IN. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: That must-] I DROVE SO FAR! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: That must...Okay, just come in. Just come in. Just drop them off and leave, please- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Oh yes! - [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -WE DON'T NEED ANY ORANGES- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -I have to give them- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -WE DON'T WANT ANY ORANGES- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -I have to give them each a- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: THAT- YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE. Come on, drop them. Just go- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -I gotta give them each a special kissy before~ You know this Nick. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: Yeah, okay…] You know the routine~ [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah, i know... Go ahead. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Uh, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: One orange…] Mr. Orange Delivery Man? So, do you have a specific, do you know, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Two orange…] do you know specifically, what Nick is using these, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Three orange] uh, oranges for? - [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -OH YES! We talk about it all the time. He eats them in the shower, like a silly boy! [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Aha! Like a silly boy! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: Drop them and go…] You heard it, Nick! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Just drop them and go... please. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Three orange... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: WE DON'T NEED ORANGE, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Four orange] this is for the neighbours. I'll drop them off, i'll take them and i'll bring them to the neighbours. I'll go to the neighbours house and drop these off. But just put them- yeah, just bring them in and put them there. I'll, it's- it's for the neighbours. - Part 7- The neighbour on vacation and the oranges [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Ay, ay, ay, ay- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: -Hey, uh- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Sorry, sorry. Hey, do not get on my nerves. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I’m sorry. Go ahead. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: No, it’s [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Four orange] just me. Uh, it’s the neighbour. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: Hey] I just uh- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Five orange... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞:] Oh hey, hey neighbour [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: I just wanna let you know that uh. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Six orange…] I'll be out of town for the next couple of weeks. And uh- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Seven orange... *nick laughs* Eight orange... [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: Sorry, I, I can come back at a later time. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Nine orange...] Seems like you're uh, seems like, you're a little busy at the moment. *jarvis and nick laugh* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Ten orange... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, it’s... yeah. One of many neighbours. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Eleven orange...] Please, that's fine. Have a [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Twelve orange] great vacation, b-bye. Thanks for coming by. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Thirteen orange… [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: Oh, but uh, Nick? *nick laughs* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Fourteen orange... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Please, you can go- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: -You gotta stop. Uh, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Fifteen orange...] stop sending the oranges, [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Sixteen orange...] my man. Uh, we don't even need oranges at our house- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Seventeen orange... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Oh! I must have mixed you up with the other neighbour [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Eighteen orange...] Can you just drop. Just dump the oranges and go [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Nineteen orange... [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Nick, it sounds like you're getting a lot of oranges. How many [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Aaand…] oranges did you order- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -DROP THEM OFF- JUST DUMP ‘EM [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: …Twenty oranges! [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Twenty oranges! - [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -Yep, twenty oranges that's all the ones that i ordered. Yep, there we go, okay- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Okay! [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: So you admit you did [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: See you in three days, Nicholas~] order these oranges? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Twenty oranges, that's all that the neighbour ordered. Thank you so much for coming by. See you later, byee. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Okay, bye~ -
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@anyrija. 2 года назад
Part 8- Paying the plumber [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Okay, goodbye. Yeah- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -OH! I forgot. *nick laughs* I brought you a grapefruit. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Uh, yeah. No- [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: -Oooh, grapefruit. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Yeah, the neighbour [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: One grapefruit...] loves, they love grapefruits. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Two grapefruit... [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Ay, uh, did somebody say grapefruit? I could really [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣: Three grapefruit…] go for a nice refreshing grapefruit. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Four grapefruit... [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: GO AWAY! No, that's my neighbours'. You can not have that, please. Back off. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Oh, sorry, uh. Okay well uh, you're gonna have to compensate me somehow for this extremely clogged drain. Um, i take bitcoin and grapefruits specifically. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Do you take (?)? [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Do you take orange corn? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Orange… [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Yeah. You, when uh, when we talked on the phone earlier, I was like: you need to pay me in, some sort of citrus fruit. And you said: don't worry, I've- I've got loads of the stuff. So uh, i didn't think this would be a problem. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Go ahead. Can, can you just take one of the oranges? I only got one grapefruit. - Part 9- Long walks around Nick’s yard [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: But i grew them specially for you~ You need them every week to grow big and strong- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -DIDN'T YOU LEAVE, LIKE A MINUTE AGO? DIDN'T YOU GO LIKE, A WHILE AGO. You really take your time when you come by. I told you that this week, my dad and my plumber were gonna be here. So- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -You have a lovely yard, i like taking long walks. It's so nice. *danny laughs* [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Okay yeah- [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: You let your orange delivery man take long walks in your yard, Nick? That's kind of. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: YEAH, okay. He does a lot for me. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Ay, uh. So, is it a problem if I, take a long walk around your yard? I was just finishing up. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, please don't- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Oh, [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: Please just go home.] please. Come join [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧: It sounds like everyone you know, is taking long walks around your yard.] me, come join me. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: NO, IT’S ONLY THE ORANGE GUY- - Part 10- The orange delivery man can’t be consoled [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: Heya, Nick? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: WHICH ISN'T EVEN MY ORANGE GUY- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: -Before i go on vacation, i figured i would just take a long walk around your yard. Before I uh, before me and the wife- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Oh. Nick! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I- YOU TALKED TO ME LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO, neighbour guy. I do not- you don't need- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Nicholas! [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧]: Well i just, i was just listening. This is pretty interesting. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: Nicholas, i have to go. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: I know] But, can I use your toilet real quick? *nick laughs* [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: You better let him, dude. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Can you... Go ahead. Just go. Can you- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -Where, where's your toilet? *almost laughs* [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: We only have one. It's upstairs, i share with- just go. Just go. *pause* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: I only see a shower up here! *danny and nick laugh* [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Wait... wait what? No, there's a toilet up there. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧: Do you-] There should be one next to the shower. *Jarvis and Danny try to say something at the same time* [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Nick, you don’t have a toilet? [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: Uh yeah, so I also- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: OMG THE DRAIN. NOO [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No- [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: -Wow! [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: In addition- in addition to the uh, cornucopia of uh, toothpaste of the 'Crest' variety, and uh, oranges. There was a bunch of shit also, in the drain. *danny laughs* So it seems that you've been shitting- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: -THIS IS HORRIBLE- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧]: -In the shower. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: NO. I *inaudible noises* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: OMG I CAN [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧: Get it together man] NEVER COME BACK HERE! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No wait, wait. *another malfunction* Barb, just call me on the phone. We'll work it out later, c'mon. We had a great- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: NO! [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: We had a wonderful- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: NO, I- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -We shared a wonderful night last night. Just please, just- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣]: I AM INCONSOLABLE! [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Ohhh- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: -Just text me. We'll talk later, we'll talk later. Okay? [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙮𝙚𝙧]: Nick, It sounds like he can't be consoled right now -
@anyrija.
@anyrija. 2 года назад
Part 11- I’m your roommate~ *pause* [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Okay, well. I'm sorry I- CAN YOU GUYS JUST. Can you get out of the house? I just- I'm trying to play Minecraft, I just wanna get back to my game. I'm sick of, you guys- this was a phone conversation. And now it's, *he laughs* everyone'a, at my house… Um, guys? [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣]: Yeah, i'm still on the line. I uh, it's me from the uh, we have sent a few officers to evict, Mr. Not Green. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: That's not my real last name, but- so you can't even do anything about it. But. *pause* Okay. Well, i'm gonna hang up the phone now, and i hope all of you guys have a game to play. So- wait, what is that noise? *pause* I hear someone in my house. Oh, it's- it's just my roommate. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚]: Hey. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Hey. HEY, I'M WALKN' HERE. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: What, what was that? [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚]: Eeeh- it's me, it's me. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Who's me? [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚]: It's your roommate. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, that's not. My roommates don't talk. They’re villagers. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚]: I'm your roommate~ your roommate. - Part 12- Meta commentary in the drains [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Why do i have to play the straight man every time? C'mon guys. *jarvis laughs* Let me do something fun, haha ay. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Nick, you, [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 “𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧”: Ay, ay-] you start acting goofy too. And then we'll all just be goofy characters. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 “𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧”]: Ay, ay uh- so we all- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, we all know that doesn't work. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘: Just like the goofy movie] Guess who's gonna get blamed- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 “𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧”]: I just wanted to point out that i found a bit of meta commentary in the uh, in the drains as well. It seems that you're trying to comment on the sketch as it's happening and i uh- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I know... i shouldn't do that. [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦 “𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧”]: Yeah, it seems that you're kinda breaking the fourth wall, of sorts. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I know, I’m sorry- [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: -And there's only for of them. So, you gotta, you gotta take care of them. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Yeah, don't ever take your walls for granted like that. - OUTRO [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I'm sorry- i'm sorry. Okay? I made a mistake, i'll continue, we'll- we can just start like normal. *pause* So uh, what are you guys doing in the server? *pause* [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Ha-ha. [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Fuck you dude. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Ha-ha. [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Oh, c'mon man. [𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗘]: Ha-ha. Ha-ha [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: Honestly go fuck yourself [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: Jesus. You guys seem like your a little hostile against me. I'm kinda confused why I, what I did to deserve all of this, y'know? [𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗬]: Cuz we're trying to stream, and you just took like 20 minutes to talk to a bunch of random people on the phone. We were- [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: I, I DIDN'T TRY- [𝗝𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗦]: -Why [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞: *inaudible noises*] the hell would you do that? [𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗞]: No, ugh. I can't brake the wall.
@annaa.1060
@annaa.1060 3 года назад
this is a masterpiece
@zigzaq
@zigzaq 3 года назад
this is… legendary
@pirexa.9435
@pirexa.9435 3 года назад
Thank u for taking this amazing bit and enhancing it ToT
@laazysusan9608
@laazysusan9608 3 года назад
This was so hectic and I love it
@user-nw5hf4np1b
@user-nw5hf4np1b 3 года назад
This so funny. Awesome editing
@maddywiseman1624
@maddywiseman1624 3 года назад
you’re doing gods work
@venusstv
@venusstv 3 года назад
This is truly beautiful
@caroodraws
@caroodraws 3 года назад
I keep watching this video... It's so well done Thank you for this marvelous gift
@CHESShireCat
@CHESShireCat Год назад
I wish the animatic of this still existed but also this video is the best video on RU-vid
@r3df00l4
@r3df00l4 2 года назад
Nick's roomate looks like big nick but taller
@sansisntness
@sansisntness 11 дней назад
r.i.p nick he aint dead just r.i.p
@015Phoenix
@015Phoenix 3 года назад
Zero dislikes. This is the perfect video.
@milosmittens1391
@milosmittens1391 3 года назад
beautiful.
@malinicorrea9379
@malinicorrea9379 3 года назад
This video better continue to have zero dislikes
@jamphobia
@jamphobia 3 года назад
this is amazing
@axelbee290
@axelbee290 2 года назад
beautiful rendition, thank u
@shanti3099
@shanti3099 3 года назад
my favorite video
@mariaochs
@mariaochs 2 года назад
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HAHA
@april4524
@april4524 3 года назад
so good
@morganbodhi9492
@morganbodhi9492 3 года назад
this is my favorite thing ever
@sarahbonder731
@sarahbonder731 3 года назад
pure beauty
@adeana_
@adeana_ 3 года назад
amazing
@glidee4671
@glidee4671 3 года назад
oh my god i love you
@simplysarina2026
@simplysarina2026 3 года назад
Love it
@malinicorrea9379
@malinicorrea9379 3 года назад
Okay who tf was the one person who disliked this
@sophiab6239
@sophiab6239 3 года назад
0 dislikes, yes sir!
@lilsalzbalz4436
@lilsalzbalz4436 3 года назад
which episode of baddie smp is this
@watercoloureyesssssssss
@watercoloureyesssssssss 3 года назад
I think it was in the stream and it wasn’t included in the videos
@sourpatchkids351
@sourpatchkids351 3 года назад
@@watercoloureyesssssssss i kinda remember seeing it in at least 2 of their videos tho. danny’s and nick’s (and maybe jarvis’s?)
@watercoloureyesssssssss
@watercoloureyesssssssss 3 года назад
@@sourpatchkids351 oh maybe they were
@aesthetic_wreck5574
@aesthetic_wreck5574 3 года назад
Does anyone know which stream highlights to watch this from?
@anyrija.
@anyrija. 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-u57n9Cj0vY8.html - here's jarvis's stream highlights video, i also have danny's, but his is better because he include's a majority of the bit
@clowntheory8627
@clowntheory8627 2 года назад
Does anyone have the link to the VOD 🙏
@anyrija.
@anyrija. 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2efWujac8l4.html - nick's pov ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cxpd9cmFyo8.html - danny's pov ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-78lspEdZKLg.html - jarvis's pov i don't have elsie's since no one has posted them on yt like for the others. i recommend watching on nick's pov because his mic in the other one's streams sounds louder and it's harder to hear everyone.
@vasimir3183
@vasimir3183 2 года назад
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