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Side-Splitting Rodney Dangerfield Stand-Up on The Tonight Show (1976) 

Rodney Dangerfield
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00:58 “Last week was a rough week for me. I broke up with my psychiatrist last week. He told me I’m going crazy. I said to him, ‘If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.’ He said, ‘Alright, you’re ugly too.’”
02:00 “I tell ya, my block, the kids were tough. All over my face, I had pimples. They used to grab me and play connect the dots.”
05:17 “My uncle, he was a lazy guy. Ooh, was he lazy. He was so lazy, he married a girl who was pregnant.”
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@josephaldred5835
@josephaldred5835 4 года назад
I love it, even if a joke doesn't do well, he turns around and kills it with something else.
@KmusikOne
@KmusikOne 3 года назад
Good philosophy for life.
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 11 месяцев назад
Lol, he gotta take them on the road first
@GeneBurnett
@GeneBurnett 4 года назад
What a great gig Johnny had. I'm sure there were many tough nights, but to sit three feet away from Rodney in his prime had to have been a treat.
@thomasbenau2810
@thomasbenau2810 3 года назад
Rodney and Johnny the greatest combo.
@WWTormentor
@WWTormentor 3 года назад
A true comedian is one that you can listen to their jokes over and over again and still laugh like it’s the first time hearing them. RIP Rodney.
@scootover7
@scootover7 3 года назад
If he made a joke about a fat girl, someone in the audience would be like you can't say that you fat shamer
@josepherhardt164
@josepherhardt164 5 месяцев назад
One of my favorites: "I grew up in a really tough neighborhood. You couldn't shut a window without breaking someone's fingers."
@eds1994fatboy
@eds1994fatboy 4 года назад
One of my favorite jokes by Rodney...was an r rated joke that never made it on the Tonight Show ….it went......growing up...I never had many friends...then one day....this fly started hanging around....we did everything together.I finally had a friend....then one day, i opened the window....and the fly flew out and left me for a pile of horseshit. LOL RIP Rodney....you were the very best...!!!!
@stevenmakustak4513
@stevenmakustak4513 4 года назад
A TRUE LEGEND , ENTERTAINER EXTRAORDINAIRE, NEVER WILL THERE BE ANOTHER LIKE RODNEY..LOVED DEARLY, MISSED TERRIBLY.
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Hysterical
@zakur0hako
@zakur0hako 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@Beatle849
@Beatle849 Год назад
Vv
@kenrobinson8667
@kenrobinson8667 Год назад
Fly was going to come back through
@joep5146
@joep5146 3 месяца назад
Rodney was a national treasure. People will be laughing at these bits 100 years from now.
@hankgolfer1
@hankgolfer1 4 года назад
Rodney the best. Absolute best.
@IBtraveling
@IBtraveling 4 года назад
My RU-vid recommendations has been mostly Rodney lately and I keep clicking on them and I keep being amazed at this guy. What a national treasure he was.
@bobdavies2131
@bobdavies2131 3 года назад
"Put on my shirt this morning and a button fell off; picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off;...I was afraid to go to the bathroom!!" He was so funny.
@thamnosma
@thamnosma 3 года назад
Damn I wish he delivered that one in one of these videos
@robertdiotalevi285
@robertdiotalevi285 Год назад
He does.@@thamnosma
@robertdawson9114
@robertdawson9114 4 года назад
No respect back then, but he is getting plenty of respect now Rest In Peace Mr Dangerfeild.👍😁😎
@jaybaxter958
@jaybaxter958 4 года назад
Absolutely. Rodney is laughing with God right now!!
@robertdavis7028
@robertdavis7028 3 года назад
@@jaybaxter958 i9
@WindTurbineSyndrome
@WindTurbineSyndrome 3 года назад
I have been to his gravesite in westwood the headstone reads "There goes the neighborhood" he is still making people laugh!
@seansweeney8911
@seansweeney8911 3 года назад
He was an atheist ( unfortunately )
@videosrus8631
@videosrus8631 6 месяцев назад
@robertdawson9114 And still no respect . . . because you spelt his name wrong.
@asignalinspace966
@asignalinspace966 6 месяцев назад
Hail the memory of dear Rodney,the one -time King of comedy.R.I.P.Rodney.
@asignalinspace966
@asignalinspace966 6 месяцев назад
Apart from Tommy Cooper and Frankie Howerd of course.
@DougCeleste
@DougCeleste 3 года назад
What a MASTER COMEDIAN he was, even with a cold! His witty and hilarious personality live on through the memories we have of him in these old shows. He is the BEST comedian I have ever seen and heard in my lifetime of almost 70 years.
@richgrous6394
@richgrous6394 Год назад
Back to School is the best Rodney. " I think Lou lost his trigger finger" 😂
@MrCook1227
@MrCook1227 4 года назад
Funniest man I've ever seen or heard. After all these years I still laugh out loud listening to jokes I've heard many times before.
@oldpossum
@oldpossum 4 года назад
Same here. I remember: "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it."
@Fluke_Starbucker
@Fluke_Starbucker 4 года назад
It's not just his jokes that make us laugh, but it's also his persona!
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Me too
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
@@Fluke_Starbucker his facial movements and flawless sense of timing
@katc2345
@katc2345 4 года назад
Me too!!!
@thud9797
@thud9797 Год назад
What a legend, 70 times he was on the Tonight Show.
@robertdiotalevi285
@robertdiotalevi285 10 месяцев назад
And never got any respect! 😂
@travisjazzbo3490
@travisjazzbo3490 21 час назад
Even more amazing is that his career really got going in the late 60s making him at age mid 40s so to do that 70 times is amazing
@lapensulo4684
@lapensulo4684 4 года назад
The MAN had me in tears!!!!!!!!!!
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Funniest man that ever lived
@dennispearson9287
@dennispearson9287 4 года назад
@@l.russellbrown9732 DEFINITELY !!!....
@glenncassaro4338
@glenncassaro4338 4 года назад
Best ever in the business he will never be matched.
@ronaldboyker9781
@ronaldboyker9781 4 года назад
My all time favorite comedian. R.I.P. Rodney.
@johnportelli3035
@johnportelli3035 4 года назад
Even when he says '' I get no respect at all'' he makes me laugh. I miss you Rodney.
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
I don't miss him I watch him almost every night He's a breath of fresh air in world full of Stale minded wackos
@annsmith8948
@annsmith8948 Год назад
That's his best line!
@MikeDMC2
@MikeDMC2 5 месяцев назад
I miss this guy so much…🌹💔
@francisharry2196
@francisharry2196 3 года назад
November, 2020, jokes, fresh as yesterday. Never get old.
@kentleytaggart5816
@kentleytaggart5816 3 года назад
No matter how bad your day was this channel will fix it 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@79goldmaster1
@79goldmaster1 4 года назад
Pure Gold !! We are lucky to have RU-vid. Thanks a million !!
@someyoungguyhere8896
@someyoungguyhere8896 4 года назад
This guy is so missed by a great many people.
@hackupboulders
@hackupboulders 4 года назад
Without exception, all the great ones are gone...Rodney, respect!!!
@The_Bad_Guy.
@The_Bad_Guy. 4 года назад
I definitely wouldn't say all the great ones are gone. There's a lot of good comics out there today.
@jeromestracks108
@jeromestracks108 4 года назад
@TheKizilg1 very few
@chikotntw
@chikotntw 2 года назад
I ❤Rodney. RIP
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 4 года назад
"I took a walk down memory lane, and my wife was working it" lmao!@
@nickagerakis516
@nickagerakis516 4 года назад
Rodney Dangerfield a true Legend!!
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 6 месяцев назад
The greatest comic of all time!
@rtrout57
@rtrout57 3 года назад
This never gets old.
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад
Absolutely classic. If you don’t get this stuff, I don’t want to hang out with you.
@katespurlding2140
@katespurlding2140 4 года назад
@Moe Howard Rodney was the best,I could listen to him 24/7.
@Outlaw2308
@Outlaw2308 4 года назад
Aaron Burr Atwood. Good stuff but he used the same material for years and years.
@cornbobrimlove7892
@cornbobrimlove7892 4 года назад
But he changed it up through the years though and made different versions and variations of the jokes
@jaybaxter958
@jaybaxter958 4 года назад
This man was funny always. Saw him in concert once. Never ever laughed so hard in my life!! Unbelievable!!!
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Short people I feel sorry for them When it rains They're the last to know
@thefool2007
@thefool2007 3 года назад
Some of his jokes are so fast and high brow that they almost get past you. I think he even sees audience who are slow on the uptake and knows how well-crafted his jokes are. Pure comic genius.
@haywardjr.4671
@haywardjr.4671 Год назад
I Reckon we all have our favorites; this classic Carson is one of mine . We 💕 this channel . Take care
@richiebrennan8323
@richiebrennan8323 3 года назад
What a crowd what a crowd
@danielcorreard3746
@danielcorreard3746 2 года назад
quite possibly the funniest man who ever lived. rip rodney dangerfield
@lantingliu7886
@lantingliu7886 2 года назад
Fantastic comment…and absolutely true to boot.
@maysonsmith
@maysonsmith 2 года назад
Remember George Carlin. Both of them did really good comedy in the 60's 70's without cursing, that's very difficult. Ask this big shots, of current times to do it that way. Those comedians were genius in their art. I so sawed George Carlin in black and white format, and he nailed. Just like Rodney at Carlson's show. It was not cursing, nothing against that, but the level of talent has to been in other category.
@danielcorreard3746
@danielcorreard3746 2 года назад
@@maysonsmith george carlin got pretty raw at times remember the 7 words you can't say on tv but he was very funny
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 года назад
@@maysonsmith Rodney was the greatest
@armoricain
@armoricain 4 года назад
Rodney Dangerfield could make naughty jokes without sounding dirty! A lost art nowadays!
@simonbenson8740
@simonbenson8740 2 года назад
And unlike third rate hacks, not an F-word in sight.
@robertdiotalevi285
@robertdiotalevi285 Год назад
You're f-ing, I mean, freaking right!@@simonbenson8740 👍
@richardtrueman5470
@richardtrueman5470 10 месяцев назад
One bright day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys went out to fight back-to-back they faced each other and drew their swords and they shouted each other a deaf policeman he heard the noise what it came to shoot them at 2 dead boys if you don't believe my story's true act subliminated on a corner cause he saw 2 the blind man and Kona man and he saw it too my name is Richard ain't trying to be a b**** I'm just trying to tell you something by make a laugh white man gangshine that's a Rodney Dangerfield he's still 1 of my jokes
@josephlemko3027
@josephlemko3027 4 года назад
The one and only!
@vincentmoran6802
@vincentmoran6802 4 года назад
Rodney Dangerfield is the Greatest of his time he get all respect
@floridagolfandbeaches2178
@floridagolfandbeaches2178 4 года назад
I remember sneaking out of bed and peeking into the living room to watch the Tonight Show from the hallway. Rodney was my favorite from the time I was a kid... I think the first time I saw him was on the Ed Sullivan Show. Still the best stand up comedian ev-er.
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 года назад
Me too
@csorange
@csorange 4 года назад
I don’t know which is better his routine in front of the crowd or sitting with Carson..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevemossholder
@stevemossholder 3 года назад
oh the act never stops. In the chair is always better because you can see Carson laugh.
@derekbuckler9888
@derekbuckler9888 4 года назад
Love the short guy joke, " we were naked in the spa, im glad he didn't try to shake hands with me" lol
@brianpearis9733
@brianpearis9733 7 месяцев назад
Richard Pryor and Rodney, that's all I need! RIP to them both!
@PG52765
@PG52765 4 года назад
Thank you Rodney.❤️
@choycewellington3911
@choycewellington3911 4 года назад
NOBODY touches this guy! LEGENDARY!
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
NOBODY!!!
@hossainyaghtin8082
@hossainyaghtin8082 4 года назад
He is awesome. Miss this type of guys. They don't need to use profanity to be funny.
@dougminervini8423
@dougminervini8423 4 года назад
Amen Amen
@roberthouston9272
@roberthouston9272 3 года назад
Yep, innuendo trumps out right profanity any day because it engages the mind of the listener.
@michaelbandy83
@michaelbandy83 3 года назад
Ok, grandpa.
@markimark8
@markimark8 Год назад
One of the all time greats
@earlwiyninger2288
@earlwiyninger2288 4 года назад
Always funny. Never gets old i tell ya....
@lonesomedove7874
@lonesomedove7874 4 года назад
The true King of Comedy..... miss you Rodney 😖
@joestolzenberger1890
@joestolzenberger1890 4 года назад
you are so right,
@glassncobalt
@glassncobalt 4 года назад
"Long live the king".
@emeyer6963
@emeyer6963 4 года назад
Good old 8 eyes!Gone but not forgotten.
@avoidingtrees560
@avoidingtrees560 4 года назад
What a man. Cheers from France America
@russhoover4093
@russhoover4093 10 месяцев назад
My absolute favorite Rodney jokes: at my house, we pray after meals; my wife is such a horrible cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door and I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark. One night on Carson, he made the observation, "you got to have love, Johnny. I love a lot of things: money, sports, and one of my kids... What a fantastic National Treasure; best stand up comedian ever. Rest in peace, Rodney
@sonjaallen1081
@sonjaallen1081 4 года назад
"I feel bad for short people. 'Cause when it rains they're the last ones to know"
@larryromano5671
@larryromano5671 3 года назад
The king of comedy. His delivery was masterful
@Wolff13
@Wolff13 3 года назад
One of a kind.
@HlalefangGwate
@HlalefangGwate 4 года назад
He was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant 😂😂
@jnstonbely5215
@jnstonbely5215 4 года назад
Hlalefang Gwate Rodney ❣️ “ I got in a fight with a short guy , and he ran through my legs throwing punches ! “
@vincentmoran6802
@vincentmoran6802 4 года назад
Hlalefang Gwate that is hysterical
@depaola63
@depaola63 4 года назад
Hlalefang Gwate That Made me laugh out loud ! 🤣🤣🤣
@dennispearson9287
@dennispearson9287 4 года назад
NOW THAT'S LAZY 😂😂😂!!!...
@brucer9572
@brucer9572 3 года назад
Yeah, yeah, it's like that one about the Scotsman who married a pregnant gal because it would save wear and tear on his new wife. Okay, okay, he's the best, okay? Thank you! Thank you!
@eileenrinker4595
@eileenrinker4595 Год назад
My favorite Rodney joke - "I had so much acne as a teenager that I fell asleep in the library once, and when I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!"
@waynelear8273
@waynelear8273 4 года назад
One of a kind never be another
@samsignorelli
@samsignorelli 8 месяцев назад
Gotta love how Rodney's set was 3 minutes and his FOLLOW ON set at the desk was another 5!
@richardoki8320
@richardoki8320 4 года назад
Watch Rodney and you will live longer
@lanceguranovich6299
@lanceguranovich6299 4 года назад
I agree . I am old and I don't laugh much anymore, but rodney had it all . I could watch what I watched the day before and laugh all over again. That's what separated him from other comedians .
@MrVariant
@MrVariant 4 года назад
lol yeah 0:58 second opinion to set up for the ugly routine.
@scottyb003
@scottyb003 4 года назад
Amen, laughter is the best medicine.
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Absolutely true He takes all my aches n pains away when I watch him...
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
@@lanceguranovich6299 my mom is 98 She says Rodney is in part responsible for many of her years
@mikerice3257
@mikerice3257 4 года назад
So good, so 👍 damn good!!
@pzkw6759
@pzkw6759 9 месяцев назад
The way Rodney tells his jokes doing stand up, it's as if he's speaking directly to you. That's one of the many reasons he's king of comedy
@ROGER2095
@ROGER2095 3 года назад
The fortune teller read my palm and asked for $5. Then she read my mind and asked for $50!
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 3 года назад
I’m going to use that one tomorrow
@elkabong6429
@elkabong6429 4 года назад
“I took a trip down memory lane, and my wife was workin’ it!” Bwahahahaha! Love me some Rodney! R.I.P.
@mikebrooka9395
@mikebrooka9395 4 года назад
Once again, one of few that makes me laugh!
@MikeD8318
@MikeD8318 3 года назад
Dr Vinnie Boombatz
@ralphmoore7812
@ralphmoore7812 3 года назад
When I was born it was touch and go for quite a while, the doctor told my father he did all he could but I still pulled through.. classic Rodney.
@billmatrisch4129
@billmatrisch4129 4 года назад
Hard to believe he used to be a siding salesman !! just imagine buying siding from Rodney Dangerfield
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
I'd split my sides
@RobertSmith-qs2gm
@RobertSmith-qs2gm 10 месяцев назад
God this man was so Funny 😊may he rest in peace
@snoxbox
@snoxbox 3 года назад
He has best delivery of corny jokes and makes em sound really funny.
@mackeydirk8643
@mackeydirk8643 4 года назад
Undisputed heavy weight champion of the one liner....no one better than Rodney!
@wtf0101
@wtf0101 4 года назад
Priceless
@josephsullivan775
@josephsullivan775 Год назад
I never really paid attention when i was younger but he is hilarious
@bjradrian3983
@bjradrian3983 4 года назад
He's missed.
@marywilliams9858
@marywilliams9858 4 года назад
Read his autobiography.
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 4 года назад
Terribly
@dmc_1987
@dmc_1987 4 года назад
Gamechanger! RIP Rodney
@allergyahead8128
@allergyahead8128 Год назад
No matter how many times I hear his act it's always funnier. My uncle was so lazy he married a pregnant girl.
@johntiggleman4686
@johntiggleman4686 8 месяцев назад
I remember a Rodney joke about his wife: " One morning before I went to work I said to my wife 'honey, make me late for work.' She went out and let the air out of my tires."
@robertkelly6282
@robertkelly6282 3 года назад
Lucky to have met him at the original improv in the 80’s I used to hang at the bar he walked in with two blondes one Saturday night. Bar was where the proformers would stay until going on stage. 30 minutes of most of his routine hanging out drinking being himself I was very lucky to have been there
@scootover7
@scootover7 3 года назад
You are so lucky to have met him. He is hilarious
@lazyrrr2411
@lazyrrr2411 4 года назад
Carson could be Rodneys' best straight man at times ... but you never knew what his angle with MR.D would be
@StressJudoCoaching
@StressJudoCoaching 3 года назад
My doctor told me to wear a mask when I came for my appointment I asked if that's because of COVID19 "Yeah," he said, "that too"
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 4 года назад
10 mins of pure jokes
@johnskoda7335
@johnskoda7335 4 года назад
Good as it gets genius raw dog 😂
@FooknFreezn
@FooknFreezn 2 года назад
4:17 "The last time I was out here I met a beautiful girl. She's a fortune teller, you know. And she read my palm and asked me for $5. Then she read my mind and asked me for $50."
@indesdaryl
@indesdaryl 11 месяцев назад
He was a comic genius. Funniest, comedian, ever
@dr.probadazz5381
@dr.probadazz5381 4 года назад
Take a drink everytime he touches his tie.
@mikeoconnor2509
@mikeoconnor2509 4 года назад
From 552-640 is so genius. The way they play off each other and then set up a joke that is brilliant in its delivery by Rodney. Master class in comedy
@yellowveedub
@yellowveedub 2 года назад
These jokes never get old 😂
@AngryRantsAndStuff
@AngryRantsAndStuff 4 года назад
I laughed so hard at the joke about the wife & the dog that it made me snort.
@JKRost
@JKRost 4 года назад
Love it! Rodney was the best.
@chuckhartey9349
@chuckhartey9349 3 года назад
Best quick delivery comic ever!
@regg32457
@regg32457 4 года назад
My uncle was so lazy he married a girl that was pregnant.
@kennycybertron1
@kennycybertron1 4 года назад
"And my daughter, she's no winner....in high school, she was voted most likely to conceive"
@joestolzenberger1890
@joestolzenberger1890 4 года назад
Thatwas a good won.
@karlladler2833
@karlladler2833 3 года назад
Did you hear about that girl that went fishing with 5 guys? She came back with a Red Snapper .
@l.russellbrown9732
@l.russellbrown9732 3 года назад
@Raymond Toman she's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
@bobg6638
@bobg6638 4 года назад
One of a kind 😆
@superflyguitarguy3647
@superflyguitarguy3647 4 года назад
My wife kisses the dog on the lips but won't drink from my glass! Classic, haha!
@jnstonbely5215
@jnstonbely5215 4 года назад
superfly guitarguy RODNEY ❣️ “my mother never breast-fed me. She said ‘I just want us to be friends ‘ ! ...”I knew a girl who worked in a restaurant. She told me she could make a Big Boy in 3 minutes, - or a boy big in 2 minutes ! “
@jeffreygranger6913
@jeffreygranger6913 4 года назад
I'm sixty years old. You kiddin'? I could go tomorrow. I hope so; I didn't go today yet!
@kotabear151
@kotabear151 3 года назад
"Why my wife's cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door"! " I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves"!! R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield 💖
@Roguey84
@Roguey84 2 года назад
Ok the lazy uncle and the fortune teller bit is a favorite lol
@gerrykulpa7228
@gerrykulpa7228 4 года назад
BAR NONE! HE was the ALL time Funniest stand up..EVER!I don't give a crap how many times I have heard his routine he Always makes me laugh my ASS off! Nobody else can do that
@mikecrow8294
@mikecrow8294 3 года назад
These were True Legends of their time Heaven is laughing now.
@Johnny-lr5jt
@Johnny-lr5jt Год назад
A nostalgic look back at when late night comics (hosts and guests) were truly funny and not full of political hatred.
@robertghanem107
@robertghanem107 3 года назад
THE BEST!
@markux2171
@markux2171 3 года назад
I love his sheer socks 🙋‍♂️🇲🇽
@Junk65
@Junk65 4 года назад
I went to a Tough school, the teacher asked me to prove the Theory of Gravity, I threw him out the window!
@robertmuller9132
@robertmuller9132 4 года назад
My daughter has been picked up so many times she's growing handles.
@depaola63
@depaola63 4 года назад
Loved Rodney ⭐️ from here ( 1976-80 ) he aged from “ The Mad Spree ! ) he loved “ Blow “ too , weed and a few drinks ....He enjoyed his last 30 years for sure ! 🤩...with his fine young wife 💖
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