Signing Roach  

*don't treat me to be things of the world I'm not that kind of girl* *SLAP*

"Oh shit, it's singing. Imma kill it before it's starts flying too"

I’ll be like “MOMMY HELP THERE’S A SINGING ROACH 😭”

Me:time to die Bug: *singing* Me:WHAT

“Not that kind of girl “ SLAPS

This help me fall on the floor and roll 😭✋🏾

Also me: dancing as it escapes

The roach: zOnT zO iT

If the roach started singing single ladies I’d let him live for the rest of the song

All I can is that this was the most talented last words I've seen

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno... but It was my wedding day It was our wedding day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky No clouds allowed in the sky Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin- Thunder! You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, mi vida, go on Bruno says, "It looks like rain" Why did he tell us? In doing so, he floods my brain Abuela, get the umbrellas Married in a hurricane What a joyous day... but anyway We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno! Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand? A seven-foot frame Rats along his back When he calls your name It all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams And feasts on your screams (hey!) We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!) We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!) He told me my fish would die The next day: dead! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow a gut! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read! He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine Óye, Mariano's on his way He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach Betrothed to another It's like I hear him now Hey sis', I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now) I can hear him now Um, Bruno... Yeah, about that Bruno... I really need to know about Bruno... Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno (Isabella, your boyfriend's here) Time for dinner! A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day) Rats along his back (we were getting ready)

Roach: wait i can sing! Me: okay u better make me sleep comfy!

Pov: creating a new species called singing roach

The 🪳singing make me 😂😂😂😂😂

The fact a roach sings better than me 😢💀💀💀

I love how he said Signing instead of Singing

That "DOOOOOOOOOON'T" Scared me

It’s the Febreze 😂 with the shoe. Roaches 🪳 be tryna fight for their life.

Congrats to the people who are here before an hour

That roach is a really good singer

Roach be stalling 💀🤣

“I’m not that type of gurl”! Made me laugh so hard😂

Bro fr said “ NOPE, NOT TODAY”

roach: *IM NOT LIKE OTHER ROACHES*

Good I’m not the only one who thinks it actually works to use febreeze 🤣

“Signing roach”💀

✨DoNnnt✨got me good 😂😂😂

POV roach talent 😂

I would’ve been killed before it started singing lol 😂

Roach: 🎶 PLEASE… PLEASE LET ME GO INTO THE SNOW🎶 Me with my AR15, Glock 17, minigun, RPG, F2000, M4A1, and blue shell from Mario cart: 💀

Manni got a whole concert from a *R O A C H*

Man: did that roch talk ROCH: DON'T

The roach sing they’re heart out: The dude: 👁👄👁📸

bro that roach is better at singing than me

Them:How many time did yo- Me:yEs

Bruh the roach sings with a funny eyes nose and mouth

Mani: getting ready Coakroach: sings Mani: bitch we are not in American got talent 😂😂😂

DWROWROoOnT 😂

better like "I LIVE WITH ROACHES BOUT' 10 OF E'M"

Me sees cocroch* scearms* Cockroach: don't trace to these things to the world Cockroach: I'm not tha- Me screams* mom there a singing cOcRoCh!!!!!!

Roach:🪳 scared and laying down Manni:🧒in mind*AHH I'm to scared to go by so I'ma be careful* Roach: 🪳don't treat me to be things of the world I'm not that kinda GIRL! Manni:🧒 SLAP 🩴

"Signing roach"💀

he looks straight I can't tell any more 😢 😭😭😭

Manni: ok let's do this Cokroche: drrrooonnt likkke thhhis

The roaches position is like a scared girl 💀

ITS ROACHELAA🎉

Bug:DONTTT- Me:slap

“The signing roach”

Mama theres a singing roach 🪳!

I'm the scared version of manni I'm like mommy a singing roach

LOL SINGING ROACH

I can't stop watching this video

I’m not that kind of girl, Henry dead, bro lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love signing

Your love is what I prefer what I deserve is a man that makes me than ta- SLAP Got me laughing😂 👇🏻 Comment if it Got u laughing

me who would hate roaches just stepping on them

I put my armor on show you how strong i am

One time my cousin saw a ROACH and she was like HELLLL NAHHHH and started boiling it

that what i sing when im showering😂😂😂😂😂

I searched roach song and saw this

Signing roach 💀

the title💀 “signing”

My friends and I died laughing

OMG TAKE IT TO THE SINGING CONTEST

I never knew roaches can sing-

The fact he had febreze in his hand

Our roaches outside are not taiking

Reminds me of Joe's apartment. Lol classic movie.

fr tho like singing for me ain’t gonna do anything imma smack you with the flops

"Sorry, I'm the only girl in this house"🏠😌💅 ✨

That is me going to the frige stomping

If that was my dad he would have slapped it as soon as it talked

Is it just me or manniis face looked different at the last clip👀👀

Beyoncé has spoken!

Don’t treat me to be things of the world. I’m not that kind of girl. Your love is what I deserve SLAP 👋 👟

Me: aaaaaaah Das hot Also me: thus is literally the plot of the movie a monster In Paris

Mani I am reading about fireflies: the female ones choose the male firefly as stronger is the tempo and the lumination comes from the ass latern 😂. Can you make a skit about it?

That just wants to make me kill it more

There was 3 big roaches in my house at one time 😭 I killed 3 more today I’m scared to kill them my dawn ran out 💀 If y’all don’t know dawn and water kills roaches and bugs if u want u can also use a bottle with water and soap and shake it then kill them or use a dawn spray bottle to kill them too

I like his hair😂

That shoe must be good with slaps.

The roach is me I the shower

Manni: *aims* Cockroach: *D O R R N T T*

The "DOOOOONnNNNtTTTTt" scared me

"It could be on America's got talent- "

Naw cause I’ll still be scared if I heard it sing

"DONTTTT treat me to be things of the world I'm not that kind of gUrlL your love is what I prefer what I deserRrrRrrve is a man that makes me than tA- *SLAP* " 💀😭

Anyone else realize that he was gonna kill the roach with Febreze ?🤣😂

Roach: DONT TREAT ME TO THE THINGS OF THE WORLD

If a roach began singing to me I'd probably punch a hole in the wall

Pov: starts flying

WAIT WAIT I CAN SIN- Me: Shut up *kills*

DON'T treat me to this thing of the world I, M NOT THAT KIND OF GURL ME SLAYYY GURLLL

✨SiGnIng A cOcKrOaCh✨ me:(i don't see any papers) also me:(maybe the slap is the signature)

I SAW A ROACH IN MY ROOM THIS MORNING AND I RAN OUT GOING TO GET A SHOE AND THE ROACH SAID WHAT ARE THOSE AND I SAID THEY ARE MY CRRRRRROOOOOOCS

*mannii kills roach* *roach comes back to life and flys around the room* Mannii*AAAaaAaAAaa Imagine tho if that happens after 💀

Wait don’t hit me Love this ❤️❤️😂😂

If it starts singing then I'd be out burning my house then I'll stop drop and roll

Someone: how m- Me: *Y E S* Someone: I DIDN'T GE- Me: *S H U T*

*DONT!-* Me: **slaps and calls animal control, police, alien control, and 911**