SIMCITY (Zero Punctuation) 

Commander Shepard plus you get to wear a eyepatch and a parrot on your shoulder.

yar har

It's almost like you reduce piracy by providing a better service, than punishing those who pay for the product.

FUCKING SOLD

It's always either funny or sad when Yahtzee has to stop talking for whatever reason.

San Francisco would like to know your location

I saw your comment before watching so I knew it was coming and it still got me laughing my ass off

no you watch 47

+Francisco Torres What?! Something must be wrong with you, I'm on one hundred!

+Greg. Sym. Did I type 47? My bad I forgot the 1

+MegAnimefreakx3 *1000

+MegAnimefreakx3 You mean one does not simply rewatch all zero punctuations one time a day?

+Doughboy123x want to know of a better improvement? EA accepting the idea of "used games".

*cough* battlefront *cough*

BLACKIESBOY because EA don't give a damn about what ppl think of them so long as they buy their products, you want EA to change?...starve their wallets.

+Doughboy123x Yeah, they could start *satisfying* our needs. ;)

100 people want to have slimy tentacle monsters to run EA rather than the human beings? I'm impressed.

Blah b I don't know I thoroughly enjoy the Jimquisition and Top 5 with Lisa Foiles. I also discovered Miracle of Sound through them and there is that one sketch show that they apparently hive which seems to be good but I haven't watched much of it yet.

Bozo Clown Why is that? He brings up some damn good points about the industry.

Bozo Clown What do you mean? It takes up about a minute 1.5 MAX of the show.

Bozo Clown Does it really bother you that much?

Bozo Clown Wow that's pretty damn petty.

Yahtzee likes the Borg.

RIP maxis

On that note, RIP RespawnEnt

Ok where did I put my Anti Borg phaser?

Not just assimilated, but annihilated.

Well, it was his fault for allowing all those doughnut shops to be set up there..

Just like irl! XD

Wait command and conquer 3 was an EA game?

The last EA game I bought was Skate It for the Wii... In 2008

@@pauloandrade925 EA bought Westwood studios. Then shut them down.

Well I want to buy command and conquer generals but it's not on steam. They don't have their best game on steam. Fuckers.

Mine was It Takes Two...

|*Meanwhile in the child's side*| "Aww? Why can't I call my town 'Doggy Style Anal Diarrhea 69'?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. You watched the video, And we did too.

Anonymous Brit You obviously don't frequent the same cinemas I do.

That broke me.

More games now a days need a Poo Map.

***** FUCKING SOLD! :D

i think i replayed that part at least 10 times

I absolutely adore Cities: Skylines, but the ONE SINGULAR THING that Simcity had over Cities: Skylines was the shit map. However, the sewerage AI was terrible, and all the shit would always go to the one treatment center and overflow it whilst the other center was full of a bunch of fat bastards who sat around doing nothing all day, at the most it would process the shit that came out of all the fat bastards when one of them got bored of doing his job of fuck all at the sewage plant and went and bought a fucktonne of Taco Bell.

ECL28E you'll grow out of it.

Stay off 4chan kid.

I do, it just keeps invading like /i/

Yep, that's what he said in that part.

Fallout Sim City is a good idea changemymind

War has changed

More like Electronic Ass

Evil Arseholes.

I like Extruding Arsholes better.

I thought it was Electronic Bastards, but they were too lazy to put in the rest of the letters.

Evil Arseholes

Figgy it’s on the steam shed

Never noticed that until now

Wrong shed

Just FWY for the people confused, the video has a baked-in watermark (Steam shed, bottom left), but on the desktop version of YT, they also add the channel logo as an overlay over the video, in the bottom right. (Presumably a cheap atempt to stop people from recording videos? As if there aren’t sites that let you download them anyway...)

Sounds like you're going gay for Yahtzee. :D

Worth it

Not sure how I feel about that myself...I'm pretty introverted and I got WAAY into playing Halo 3 online years ago. I guess that's doesn't really count though, since I pretty much hated using the mic, hated getting friend requests, and in the event that I would accept one out of weakness, I would then try to sneak around all stealthy by turning off my "I'M ONLINE NOW!!!WOOOWOOO!!!!!!" icon so they wouldn't find me because I didn't have the strength to delete them.

@@VeritableSmorgasbord Jesus you just described me with Dota 2 perfectly. We're a group, we're a tribe, let's all... stand at a respectful distance and nod at each other.

I never found a way to disable the "I'm online" siren permanently, so whenever I hit the power button on my console it was a mad dash through the menus to find the option to turn it off in the

Same here.

I think his sarcastic Duke Nukem Forever video is the best.

I think my favorite is the DayZ episode

***** People only liked that because it was that kind of bad that everyone agrees with, Yeah he disliked it, but it was just saying "Hey please point out how bad this game is". Dull and predictable.

CornishCreamtea07 I think he was referring to the fake one

I would like to see him do a review on that game

Yahtzee 'n Gabe did something like a review for their Let's Drown Out episode of that game. Suffice to say, they had far more fun with Skylines than he did with Simcity. watch?v=BAE0omLt9dk

It didnt exist back in 2013

Dark Designs That's beside the point. Skylines is still a far better game than SimCity.

CrazyCashGaming Of course but without Sim City, City Skylines wouldn't have been made.

wow. crime DOES pay. too bad i don't know how to sell cracked copies on the internet.

***** not to be rude, but theres other options to pay on steam other than using mastercard. other than that, good for him. (i hope the police doesn't listen in on this)

***** ok.

Or 3 make it so that if the game is pirated it will trigger a program that will fuck with it and make it impossible to beat the game or have any fun with it like they did with the witcher

You just not have to be a dick basically. I know a guy who occasionally pirates, and he refuses to pirate telltale and paradox because they're just nice people.

"Where are you from?" "I'm dogbollockese, thank you"

orangesheepdog Hyde and I can get the new year so that you can get a few days of the new York city of

darastarscream Fast-forward to 2017....

If only you knew.

Too late

+ASB “Anand SB” PCGamer I literally have to pause these videos every couple of seconds to laugh, but this one had me laughing for a while. "I'd like to quote now from a statement made by Maxis... Which I will read in an insulting and dismissive voice." XDDDDDDDDD Comedic genius... In that it's comedy 101: punchlines are funny when they're unexpected, when they twist the audience's expectations at the answer.

She is my number one waifu since I was a kid. And I had a dream that I was dating her and then she turned into a magical werefox before I realised I could also turn into a magical werefox.

Pure gold. If only EA woulda let him do it...

Acer Ng | But not everyone.

Same here. I want her to drag me off to the skating rink, the cinema, the record store, the library, the cyber gadget store and the nearest furry convention.

+Bondfall 007 this was first one I watched too- being so bummed about simcity I had a news program and had simcity as a topic, to see how big the hate got. I saw this pop up back in 2013 and was like WOW he nailed it, and I subscribed and kept up with his work since. :)

Probably not because 1. the game actually works and 2. the game doesnt have poop maps

he could be all here EA this is what a successful game at launch looks like and you don't even have to dick everyone about...

Jack Kingston But it does let you flood cities with poop rivers.

7.8/10 not enough shit xD

Zatchooze Naut yea I saw that was a thing, although I only watched a bit of it due to how boring it was.

This video was released a year ago today, so how the hell would he know that they RECENTLY added a single player mood?

xBornPredatorx That was aimed at EA. "We added a single player mode even though we first said it was meant to be played online."

EHH246 Well it's mostly because DRM was no longer needed cause the game's been already cracked and not that many people actually want to play it. Now they can shut down servers and save a lot of money.

EHH246 And here I was hoping EA finally found a brain cell and realized that city builder games were meant to be single player to promote creativity.

TheZaphod88

+Muhammad abu sayeed rahman I heard bleach is really tasty this time of year.

Shut up, I wanted to make San Francisco.

Luther Olayemi I'm dying that's too fucking funny. I can barely see the screen through my tears.

yeah its the pollution map

Russ no, thats for the air, there is a map in which you can see the flow of your sewers

Yeah, it's pretty funny to watch once you place down the first sewage treatment building or whatever.

thirsty little virgins

D Williams, not a virgin, and I wasn't asking for sex. Just think Deschanel is cute, that's all, Keyser, on the other hand... well I can't vouch for him.

Same here. She’s my OG celeb crush since I was a kid. I also had this really sweet dream where I was dating her. But then she turned into a magical werefox before I also turned into a magical werefox, then the date was with us flying around with our new magic fox forms.

you will miss your money later.

Yeah, I know. Which is why I'll stick to playing SimCity 4: Deluxe when I can get it out of the garage. Most of my games are packed, as we recently moved.

***** lol my 64 is someware in my garage never to be seen again.

I see. I'm sorry to hear that, man. Did you have any good games for it?

***** tones man DK 64, vigilante 8, 1080 snowboarding, mario 64, zelda Majoras mask and ocorina of time, and a lot of others

That's weird. The same thing happened to me but then with Alice: Madness Returns. (Not the best game, I know.) But maybe EA did that on purpose to me because I kept 'harassing' the customer service with questions about missing level objects, which prevented me from playing beyond 10% completion.

I got a free sim city game that looks old from the on the house in origin

Jones NotReal Are you sure you typed the code in right? Did you even bother trying to contact customer service?

***** I typed each code in over ten times, and also I don't like dealing with strangers (face to face) and it was just a game, doesn't matter to me now

same

Evi1M4chine I know this comment is old, but the fuck are you talking about? Wtf triggered that response!?

Online games actually make me feel more alone as these strangers you play against may as well be bots. Multiplayer only really works with friends, not usually with strangers.

OMG this

aperturesciencegames EA appreciates your money. Just make sure you don't fund the competition (ex., Cities Skylines), citizen.

RFC3514 Are you one of those people that assumes giving money to any game for its individual quality, despite the company itself being bad makes me a douche because I am supporting "THE BIG EVIL ESTABLISHMENT, OH NOES! Ok so I like, Splinter Cell, but I guess cause Ubisoft is bad, I can't buy that, or Farcry or any Tom Clancy game I like Dragon Age and Mass Effect, I like the Star wars games, but EA is evil so I guess I can't buy those either :P

aperturesciencegames I'm "one of those people" who just told you that EA appreciates your money and loves the fact that you didn't even consider any alternatives from other companies. I'm also "one of those people" who can see the irony in the way a bad review of a SimCity game made you go out and buy another SimCity game that you otherwise wouldn't have. Just goes to show that even bad publicity (and bad products) can be profitable. Maybe if SimCity 2016 is even worse, some people will read the bad reviews and buy the 2013 version.

RFC3514 Oh so your being assumptive and just assumed I didn't do any research into other games before buying SimCity 4? And then assumes SimCity 4 is bad, well guess what? In this exact fucking review, Zero Punctuation RECCOMENDS SimCity 4 and it was on sale on Steam, so yeah I went and bought it! deal with it :p Why don't you extend the courtesy of knowing someone's intentions before you act like an arrogant airhead Edit: Sorry, I am a bit on edge today, so understand my insults stem from being easy to incite at this moment

aperturesciencegames You're the one who said this video had persuaded you to buy SimCity 4. Sorry for "assuming" that meant this video had persuaded you to buy SimCity 4. It was indeed silly of me to "assume" that someone on the internet actually meant what they said. Seems a bit odd to go "research other games" _after_ you've been persuaded, but hey, it's also a bit odd to "research" other city building games and miss (for example) the recent video where the very same Yahtzee plays Skylines. But maybe you were persuaded to buy that as well, and just didn't mention it here. Either way, I really don't care. I just stated the obvious: that EA is happy to take your money even if the thing that persuaded you to give it to them was a review saying what a horrible company they are. I "dealt with it" on my first post (by pointing out the irony), end of story. You're the one who started getting very defensive and trying to label me as "one of those people" who do this or that, and (again, quite ironically) making a lot of assumptions about things I never said while calling me "assumptive".