Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition  

simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

Bucket list: - Travel around the world - Have a happy family - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

"Do you think i can improve or anything?" *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once" Simon:"Well I was good at what I did" Fcking love this man xDDD

"You are everything we are not looking for" Savage 😂

Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

"Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance" "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

"I'm a gospel choir" "Did you eat them?" I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

Girl: *sings* Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver* 6:56

9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different" Simon: "Well I agree with the third one" omgg im deadddd lol

I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

“You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

"You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

“It is not good enough” “Then what is” “You leaving”

" I can sing. " " Yes, not in tune. " OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-"You are very handsome" -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

"I can sing.." "Just not in tune" Perfect

3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

"You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing" Golden.

girl: "your very handsome" Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

"Nothing like a good spanky" "Horrendous" Omg that part got me

*Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!! *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

*"You're mean"* Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.” “You look like a pen salesman.” * bites pen * * points with pen * *PEN*

I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

*“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

"Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver" "We just put through a giraffe" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

Guy Starts Singing Simon: Get out.. just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you? Andrew: No? Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch..... I fell off my bed XD

I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

Simon reaches the level of brutal honesty that I want to have

Simon: That's a weird place to stop Her: Oh ok- Simon: No no I'm glad you did... Her: * heart break *

Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

"I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous" "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver." Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

Guy:Someone needs to put you out your misery Simon:OUT 🤣🤣💀💀

It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

Her:So I look like a man Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman. Me: *dead*

I like that "Penis" song at the end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

The before,during & after weight watchers... Damn!! Lol

"you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

8:28 "I AM A CHOIR" -"Just you?" -"Did you eat them?" "dHDghH?!"

"Yes you have personality but dogs have personality"

I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

"this is not good enough" Well what is? "you leaving"

We need more brutally honest people like Simon in this world

"well this is my first audition so...." " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂

Not gonna lie, I'd buy that last guy's album.

"Can I do something else?" "Leave." savage af damn

"they looked like the before, during, and after of weight watchers" goddamn xD

"You just killed every cat in Denver." IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey

6:57 “You just killed every cat in Denver “ Lmao😂😂

18:12 "Actually, it's about talent so shut up you two". Beautiful quote from the one and only Simon Cowell 😂👍

Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world. Me: wait until you hear me sing

"more like Mariah Scary"

Contestant: so I look like a man Simon: no no you look like a man dressed like a woman Contestant: so I look like a drag? Simon: you do a bit 😂

Girl *sings* Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

No one : LITERALLY NO ONE: Someone : 7:56 Selling replay buttons 7:56 7:56 7:56

Me: that wasnt that bad Simon: Terrible Me: Terrible

"You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

"Can I do something else" "Leave."

I wonder if simon opens a dictionary whenever he’s on the toilet, looking for synonyms of “terrible”

Her: 16:29...i knw am sucking up.....bt u are really handsome.... simon: tell me something i dont knw😂😂😂 me:dead😂😂😂😂

I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone

He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

“Did you eat them” 😂💀

When Amanda said that was “ utterly rubbish” I started laughing like crazy 😂

"Someone gave you a chance once!" "Yeah but I was good at what I did"

me: that was pretty good simon: that was absolutely horrible me: i agree to that

Nothing like a good spanky😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Simon: “group is horrendous” Guy: “nods”

The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”