Simp Gets Owned - Stavvy Solves Your Problems 

Every caller sounds the Exact Same. They all have a southern twang and sound like they’re on reddit all day

i bet a whole anchovy that this dude didn't even hit

Homie definitely didn't score, the post-nut clarity would have ensured this never happened

You know damn well she didn't let him smash

I have a friend like this. He calls me every couple months crying about how some chick tricked him into paying her rent

lmao this man co-signing for his slam piece is causing stavvy to dissociate

The only people you ever cosign a lease for are your kids

This is a lesson to all of us. Bitches always tryna ruin our credit. Dont let bitches fuck ur score up gentlemen.

He still believes her sob story! He NEEDS to believe her sob story! This guy got bamboozled and hoodwinked.

Tony simperano ova here

He didn’t even smash you can tell

If he didn't smash this is the hardest L of all time.

I'm a simp for pork shoulder

Stavvy looking over his glasses like a Greek and fatter Tommy Lee Jones

I loved how Stavvy gets stunned to silence.

Stavvy we need the police siren back

They can’t all be saved

Yo this format...my godz yall got it, ala “Your Sorry Ass” 💌💌💌

I really hope this guy dosnt think all girls will be like this. Ive had some pretty bad ass ride or die girls before

Eldis didn’t do a very good job disguising his voice. And besides he doesn’t even date women.

Worst I been used for is a ride I think lol. and even then if I figured I wasnt getting pussy I was gon get some gas money. Only happened like four times

Definitely listen to throwaway by future

This is almost as bad as the guy that bought his girlfriend a car with student loans. At least he got to smash in that case... this guy though? I'm not so sure.

Why the dislikes?

Probably should have recommended getting a lawyer. Not great advice

There is no doubt in my mind this is nick and he’s talking about the autistic girl he went on a date on