Simulation of a Nuclear Explosion in LONDON 

How can it get harder when it's literally nonexistent 😅

And finding an NHS dentist would be the same as now. You won't find one.

And its just 750 kilotons, not even 1 megaton. Russia detonated 58 megaton back in 1961.

I already thought this morning trying to get through to my Doctors has it already happened.

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Lmao

LOL bruh

As a guy who lives there I can agree somewhat 😢😅

Lol

Nuclear gentrification

That knife on knife crime is getting rough 😂

Lol

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and ULEZ

😅oh dan, you are awful. What is the melting point of a knife?

Hey! they're keeping me at least alive! - Grateful in Hounslow.

@@davidwright8432 are they? How many boosters have you had?

They are being run into the ground so that we will have no choice except to pay for private medicine.

I love the fact that absolutely _nobody_ is taking this crappysimulation and its melodramatic narration seriously.

@@-danRthe cgi is actually pretty good for a simulation

It may improve the property values in Croydon.

LoL! Greetings from Croydon!

Ask Lucy, what happened to the penthouse?

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thats why slough is basically untouchable

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I still have nightmares occasionally

​@@taraelizabethdensley9475Nightmares of surviving?😂

​@@JoeyMxcode 6? I'm ok I got my own club which they can't get to 😂

Brilliant

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On the plus side, you wouldn't have to worry about the ulez charge

Levels of crime in London, as elsewhere, have dropped massively from where they were thirty years ago.

Yes, English people in London have mutated a lot already, they certainly don't look English anymore.

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Well it's not our capital city anymore..

Because it’s a shit hole lmao

oh, bring it on at this point

Mostly because the incompetence and corruption of the U.K. Government and the current mayor of London (Khan) has allowed our capitol city to sink into the depths of hell to become a crime ridden, 3rd World, 💩 hole

Bathe me in nuclear fire fam

The big question is what have forgot against ethnic minorities.

Innit....d'ya Fink so?

More like whingeing about climate change

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Well said sir.

Believe they would with a big ass bomb going off

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@@reverendbluejeans1748 they'd think it was only a Curry house exploding

Whatever problems they may have had, now they have MUCH bigger problems.

Ha ha, good one ! 🤣

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Peckham looks like this most of the time

well it will be an improvement i hate my hometown im a lewisham boy and i lost my hometown to the sand demons years ago so if london got hit id not care.

Hang on, I'll just make a quick phone call to my buddy, Putin ! 🤣

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Next week

Brilliant 😂😂😂

fool.

well with all that radiation, we won’t need the heating.

@@rinvz wait for the nuclear winter...

knife crime would definitely go down!!

I wonder if the Mayor of London has a bunker? Would he, like the cockroaches survive?

​@@grahamcook9289his bunker will become his tomb

@@wanderingsoul7935 We can but hope.

At least London's "Muslim problem" will have been sorted out.

@@grahamcook9289 Parliament does have a nuclear bunker with access for MPs and staff, Khan no doubt would run there pronto

Lol, but i bet the fuckers would still get their benefits processed as a priority 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

The shock waves will send them back to France. Lol 😂

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you would ask for your 4000 euros back

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Who assumed this? Did you see a couple videos online explaining the aftermath, so now you jump around to videos like this and explain something that no one questioned?

That's only partially true. There are indeed selfless heroes in hospitals who risk their lives to save others. In the darkest times, those heroes shine brightest

@@sacr3 if you watch past the first 30 seconds you will understand that the assumption of hospital staff being overwhelmed by treating nuclear weapon victims is made in the video.

@@Max-px5ym It’s a nice thought, but the only 10 staff employees at hospitals who show up without paychecks are the retired elderly volunteers usually working the gift shops, or entry greeters. I worked in a hospital for 5 years and two of those years during the first two years of covid. Nobody shows up without getting paid.

Everything you said sounds awesome though. Imagine no government, no cops, no modern woke military, no wage slaving. Just total freedom. I think the only people who don't want something like this are the entrenched well off who will lose absolutely everything in the situation. But the general public has nothing much to lose. If a nuke went off in my nearest major city and I didn't get deleted or radiated by it, I can only imagine improvements to my life. Everything that is currently making my life awful would be gone. We'd also be able to put so many dumb ideas to the test. We'd put equality to the test and see who's really equal and who is superior, who is inferior and what types of people are parasites and truly need others to leech off. It would basically unstuck humanity from this never ending cultural quagmire of the cultural war which everyone endlessly argues about, but no one is ever allowed to put anything to the test of prove anything because too many people would fear the results. So they want an endless limbo of uncertainty. I'm sick of that, and I also don't want to own nothing. So why not just let Bill Gates land get nuked? It's not mine. Why would I care if some rich billionaire mega property owner had all of his land nuked and irradiated. Not my problem.

Damn! Is there no mercy? None at all? (sob).

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ULEZ❌️ URAD✅️

so your one of the 3% that pays it what clapped out old banger do you drive?

be like doing a factory reset

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You can forget that.

Don't forget the tourist industry .

Followed by 'the Tube's still running normally though, right?'

More like a thousand pound or damage, what a third world toilet.

How generous

don't you worry. Russia has at least 6k(might be up to 12k upon WW3) warhead.

@@xianshi8896no one is worried, id be more surprised if Russia could actually launch even half of their stockpile without blowing themselves up first….

Wouldn't need more than 1 . The UK would cease to exist a political entity if central London ceased to exist (and when I say central the entire city would cease to economically function if the centre went). The political tensions would utterly tear the country apart . There isn't the military or police to enforce martial law and you would just get local warlords taking over. Wales and Scotland would attempt to run themselves but there is nothing whatsoever culturally uniting England This doesn't apply to to other countries but London is the the UK economy and not just central political centre the only real discussion making body of any importance

@@jons9721 Been watching too much TV mate. What a load of cobblers you have just written.

pre-cooked and flash fried with no labor required? I think you'd see a bump in your profit margin my friend, no need to raise prices.

However, for one single fraction of a second, every single frozen pizza would be perfectly cooked

True.

'Love that comment m8!'

Now, now, Sir, that sounds a comment against the Wokist agenda! But it was funny!

Westminster! LOL

@@NewAlbionTV Oh what a shame!

send 1 to bradford please

Think this is my favourite comment xd

citizens of England do not officially endorse this previous comment....

It's just part and parcel of living in a modern city really.

Wait till Charles is out of London. Probably actually paying respect while parliament sits in the epicentre.

It better not land on a school holiday then

@@Foebane72 that would be my choice too.

Doesn't really matter where you go in the uk we are all toast

@@DavidLochhead-c5s I think we are anyway, but for a different reason, and it has nothing to do with Nuclear Bombs either. Labour are in power - need I say more ! ?

Off you toddle mate. Leaves more for those who want to survive.

Enjoy eating other humans.

HUH?? Like this is no national disaster its simulating the after effects of a nuclear bomb! WHO WOULD EXPECT A BLOODY HOSPITAL TO STILL BE STANDING???? Pathetic! U are either dead, on your own or crawling somewhere in a dark place!

How dare you

It will reduce a lot due to less people and ash blocking the sun

Ah yes, cause the only person upset with climate change is Greta

It will be agreeable warm for a second followed by three years of bitter cold winter.

Fortuitus isn't it; also convenient for us. 🥃Double gin and tonic anyone?

Racist!

@@garyturner5739Meeeeh

Your comment is typical of a brainless country-bumpkin.

@@garyturner5739 You miss spelt realist.

would function at reduce capacity.

Based on the current NHS IT infrastructure, i'm not sure it would make much difference.

You mean there wouldn't be a phone signal.??

Like the one this video is about ??. London City in England

@@UnbelievableEricthegiraffe My post is ironic. Try reading it again.

Nice one!!👍🤣

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Hahaha good one!

There are but the UK doesn't care for it's untitled surfs.

​@@DJquatermasspray tell what city do you have in mind? Appart from an underground city

Some are better designed than others tho. It's one reason every parking spot should be replaced with trees and bushes, and multistory parking garages as part of multipurpose buildings amidst cozier yet comfier, more spacious neighborhoods replacing sprawling cars taking up like 90 percent of space. Also, elevation helps. If you get hit by a tornado, same principal.

Shielded behind mountains, forests, etc. A bunker made to survive a nuke as close as possible is designed to survive everything.

It's probably not even possible to build a city that can shrug off a nuke.

@user-so7nm3ly5x I doubt we shall be able to spot the difference.

They can be flooded

Not sure that will make much difference...

What, sadgit kahn or the bomb? One would have a devastating and lasting impact on london and the other is the bomb, take your pick.

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You mean gentrified hackney full of white middle classes waddling down the street or are you just a out of touch bigot

Isn't that Diane Abbots' 'manor' ?

Oh, you can bet he will be safely in his bunker somewhere far away.

ravendark2422- I totally agree Well said

Deliveroo for khan, Two pizzas, fries, two large cokes and a bomb surprise for desert. No I see a flaw in the plan, cockroaches can survive anything.

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That's certainly one consequence of a Nuke going off near you, but because the reaction inside the bomb happens so unimagineably fast, even the nuerons in your brain would not fire fast enough to tell you that you'd just been obliterated - you wouldn't feel a thing - that's how I'd like to go out at any rate - this Country is doomed because of our bought and paid for Politicians - the House of Commons (and House of Lords of course), isn't nicknamed 'WEFminster' for no good reason !

You’ll definatley feel warm inside🔥

You just know it.

With a bit of luck he would be vaped.😂😂😂😂

Yup, ulez fines will still come through the letter box 3 days later.

No nothing Dave not working ! Bloody hell this nuclear holocaust is a pain in the arse

The kettles constantly boiling Dave and it's not even plugged in 🫤

Fucken dusty clouds always fucking up my windows look at Sandra’s windows how are they clean

Reply......That's not a kettle that's me!

Literally the plot of When The Wind Blows

Yes but the other side still have theirs

Omg you're so edgy 😘

@@SimpleJackPC no, we're just british. we have to put up with having london in our borders everyday, trust me we'd know.

@@dpterminusreal literally every reason to hate EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY on this planet. It's just dumb to focus on your own home being completely destroyed 💀

@@SimpleJackPC no sense of humor

One million degrees! 💥🔥🤣

Then it will be really cold

@@NoName-hg6cc Nuclear Winter ❄️

well you're an optimistic fella aren't you?

Except none of that’s true is it.

LOL

They do already in londonistan.

@@malfunction8165 The survivors of a nuclear war do?

@@malfunction8165 There's never been a nuclear war so your "they already do" doesn't make sense regardless of where.

Nikita

@@volvos70t51 didn't even notice 👍

Approximately 70-100 thermonuclear charges of 800-2500 kilotons each are aimed at key global cities (London, New York, Moscow), in any case there will be radioactive molten glass and molten concrete

im american i don’t want nuclear war to happen

​@@struvrim7637you mean 800-2500 kilotons right? Not megatons.

@@gavinderulo12 yep

I bet you're fun company down the pub.

They bitches

I fancied a bhuna though

Easy - Vote for a party proposing peace in the upcoming UK General Election.

@@freemenofengland2880 hello , thanks for your reply, …. Sadly , I have heard nothing of peace mentioned by any candidate in the forthcoming elections

@@leeanderironside1898 Reform and the Socialist Workers Party both have Peace for Ukraine and Gaza mentioned in their "manifestos".

My parents owned a paper shop

First Nation Brit? Ah, so you're either Welsh or Cornish. Thank fully then you're not one of those English mongrels wot descended from the Saxons and Normans because that would be real embarrassing calling yourself a First Nation Brit I should imagine. 🧐🧐

First Nation Brit??? You mean your purely descendends of Anatolian farmers? Because if you got Celtic , Roman, anglosaxon, Nordic, Norman or any of the other many ethinic groups blood which have come to the uk after people first migrated from modern day turkey to modern day Britain then u ain’t a First Nation Brit. In other words your chatting bollocks.

@@aidan-4759anatolians weren’t the first. It was the pre-Celtic beaker culture. I believe it just trade with the anatolians they had, not migration. Possibly being the source of tin for the Bronze Age.

​@@aidan-4759'first nation Brit'? I didn't realise there were people with that level of weapons grade stupidity out there Its depressing to know there are

Is there a way now?

So no change there then

They are moving out as we speak.

he would put a charge on dead bodies

He'd charge you for putting the rubble of your home on a public street...

​@@20165776YEAR 'bring out your dead' ! 🤣

there's been newspapers and other headlines in England saying to start prepping

Naw, I was in West Germany during the Cold War. Just saber rattling.

​@@Zindo.Majesty.HisMajesty if it doesn't happen, how on earth will they cover up all the atrocities? 💉💉💉

UN voted nukes globally banned in 2017. Spinoza was right, "nice guys finish last".

There's actually less nuclear arms now than there were during the cold war which was over 40,000 if you can believe it.

A thermonuclear weapon has actually never been used against humans. Only the atomic bomb which was used against Japan by the Americans in WWII.

@@cun7us The Manhattan Project was a joint project - mostly US / UK, but also including some Canadians. Observers in other planes included several Brits and if the B29 hadn't existed then Lancasters would have carried out the mission, the B17 not having enough bomb carrying capacity.

Those B28s of were one first planes to have pressurised cockpits so they could reach greater heights in the sky. Good thing seeing how high the Hiroshima and Nagasaki mushroom clouds rose after their detonations.

It really is a terrifying film, only ever managed to watch it once

Does that mean girls in Essex wont need their knickers around their ankles to keep them warm?

​@@rickbloke17CR I'd heard that Cheshire girls had supplanted them in that respect ! 🤣

There's sliver linning somewhere.

I thought they'd already been irradiated to get to that oh-so-lifelike Cuprinol "Sunset Vermillion" skin tone.

@@andydoney5581 Four??? One is always in for maintenance, occasionally two, leaving two patrolling the sea. Russia would almost certainly launch as a result of NATO / Ukraine aggression, possibly in response to a NATO pre-emptive strike. In which case we ALL die, mostly during the Nuclear Winter.

@@freemenofengland2880 Yes how dare Ukrainian's defend their country from a genocidal invasion?

​@@freemenofengland2880Nuclear winter might not occur with airburst nukes. The main worry is the absolutely huge destruction caused by thermonuclear/hydrogen bombs.

@@80sandretrogubbins25 I seem to remember back in the 80s the conclusion was there was enough explosive force in the thousands of thermonuclear weapons to destroy the world 100 times over.

As soon as the bear stops poking us

That's what I was thinking. There would be well over 3 million casualties within the initial blast radius, especially if it's during the day.

Yep.

Nah that is just the Pakistani numbers.

The West would never nuke first. If a nuclear exchange happens it will be because of one lunatic in a bunker in a country next to the last man in a bunker, who fortunately didn't have nuclear f-balls to play with.

Woke leaders are the biggest cowards of them all

Wtf has woke got to do with it?

@StephenJohnson-jb7xe Woke people are so stupid Don't underestimate the power of stupidity

You can't even define woke. What woke leader are you talking about? Putin? Xi? Un? Ayatollah? Leader of India or Pakistan? Macron!! That's it. The French president is going to be the cause of a nuclear war bc..... why?

Never trust Russians

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Theres more chance of being nuked than that happening.

At what point do you stop provoking Putin? The Channel?... Kent maybe?...M25? The Barbican? Don't Be a fool please and smell the deceit from the east.

Button pressed,oh ye, last option,bend down,kiss your ass,as that's the last you'll see of it.😁😁BOOM

Excellent comment, you get another "like" 🙂

Hospitals overrun no beds in wards, not enough staff, the whole system in chaos, then the bomb goes off. Hospitals overrun, no beds in wards not enough staff, whole system in chaos.

Noth really some of us know maths

@@fpvDRE - What is it about 'the UK and US use miles, NOT kilometres' you're having trouble understanding?

​@@analogueman123456787 Most people in the UK use both...

@@CR-og5ho - No they don't...

​@@analogueman123456787the only people I know that struggle with metric in this country are the over 50s

I can't imagine why.

Although, if you called the unimaginable imaginable and then couldn't imagine it, you'd look a bit silly.

The Poseidon (Russian: Посейдон, "Poseidon", GRAU index 2M39, NATO reporting name Kanyon), previously known by Russian codename Status-6 (Russian: Статус-6), is an autonomous, nuclear-powered unmanned underwater vehicle reportedly in production by Rubin Design Bureau, capable of delivering both conventional and nuclear warheads.[1][5][6] The Poseidon is one of the six new Russian strategic weapons announced by Russian President Vladimir Putin on 1 March 2018.[7] . Poseidon is a completely new category of weapon. It will reshape naval planning in both Russia and the West, leading to new requirements and new counter-weapons. A weapon which cannot be nullified with anti-missile defenses. In future nuclear tensions, if we live through this one, it will be a strong factor.

no more English breakfast ha ha

You mean no more tea time and playing Croquet?

We have plenty of fish & chips in Australia.

No aftrnooon tea

you've obviously not been to london in the last twenty years.....