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Sir Keir Starmer worked with criminals! 

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@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 9 месяцев назад
tbf, Sunak used to work with criminals. He used to live next door to one when he lived at number 11.
@diceman199
@diceman199 9 месяцев назад
What do you mean "used to" work with them? Fairly sure he still does.....
@EthanKristopherHartley
@EthanKristopherHartley 9 месяцев назад
He was also in with the crowd that crashed the economy in 2007/8. Bunch of bankers the lot of 'em! 😁
@dominicg11
@dominicg11 9 месяцев назад
Tories have all the best attack lines for KS - buying his mother land for a donkey sanctuary, saving a dog from being put down, and now working for free fighting against the death penalty. How anyone could vote for someone of such obvious dubious moral standing is beyond me? 🤣
@cupguin
@cupguin 9 месяцев назад
You forget that land increased in value!! Which is unforgivable for some reason.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 9 месяцев назад
@@cupguin Ah, but if you're even slightly to the left of the Tory party then you're a hypocrite if you want to make money or be successful apparently, particularly if you don't immediately give all your money to a charity.
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
Morals??? Not starmer. Listen to attacks on SNP and Scotland's services. Disgusting, zero morals. Says a lot about you when you support such a scumbag
@Demun1649
@Demun1649 9 месяцев назад
@@cupguin The reason it is unforgivable is that the profit is not going into an offshore account to avoid paying tax. Rule 13,684; You will avoid paying tax, if not, you can't join our party. Rule 13,685; You will have a great accountant ho can ensure that you will always have spare cash, and a supply of plain, brown envelopes, in order to pass on your donations to the party, never less than 25% of your monthly income. Always use the same contact, and observe the "cell system of deniability".
@bonariablackie4047
@bonariablackie4047 9 месяцев назад
What the Tories are REALLY upset about is the fact that Starmer has a work ethic, has good policies given the constraints caused by 14 years of total disaster, and has not only a moral compass, but values too. The Tories can't stand that. They believe in greed, arrogance, abject incompetence, cruelty, racism xenophobia and culture wars because they have failed the country in every conceivable way, and dog whistle culture wars is all they have left.
@CffYT
@CffYT 9 месяцев назад
I mean they should just play this on the main news channels. Scarily accurate and the fact this is even a story shows how far we've fallen.
@rosemarystewart7405
@rosemarystewart7405 9 месяцев назад
Fabulous Matt.❤. Love it!? Minister for Innuendo and Dog Whistles . Sounds like a typical Tory.
@matlew1960
@matlew1960 9 месяцев назад
Imagine if Keir Starmer had represented the accused in the Post Office scandal, and Pro Bono on top. The Tories would run him out of Parliament shouting, "Burn the Witch," at the top of their voices.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 9 месяцев назад
Sunak really is asking for Keir to point out that, during this period at the cps, Sunak was working as a hedgefunds manager who made millions by deliberately destabilising banks and helping to start the financial crash.
@jamesscott5603
@jamesscott5603 9 месяцев назад
Yes Another one! Keep em coming Matt - love it!!
@nickthenoodle9206
@nickthenoodle9206 9 месяцев назад
Just love the last line!
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling 9 месяцев назад
My mother. No contest.
@roderickmain9697
@roderickmain9697 9 месяцев назад
Highlighting the insanity of all the Geoff Geoffrey MPs of this world. One of the most damming phrases of recent years is "Its just not British". Good work , Matt.
@raypickles537
@raypickles537 9 месяцев назад
Really disgusting, helping people for nothing, against all tory principals...what´s in it for me
@charlottebowes7666
@charlottebowes7666 9 месяцев назад
They are not like us… They don’t know how to share. They were never taught too. And so, one must take it back…restoration is the only solution 😎
@gerryg1056
@gerryg1056 9 месяцев назад
I genuinely don't know whether to laugh - I mean you're really funny Matt - or to cry in anger and frustration because it is so true of the modern CONservative politicians.
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
Starmer is scum too, look at his attacks on SNP and Scotland's services. Zero morals
@bonariablackie4047
@bonariablackie4047 9 месяцев назад
No conservative has ever done anything useful for the country. Instead of intelligent cruelty, we now have the cruelty continued by people so dense their shadows look bright by comparison. Tory Party = destruction of everything useful to the country.
@johnpritchard8946
@johnpritchard8946 9 месяцев назад
"I'm joined by the Minister for Innuendo and Dog Whistles, the Right Honourable Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey, MP." Another spot on job title and brilliant name. Later I kept imagining adverts for "Pro-bono" doggy treats - the treat your pet pouch can eat between meals without ruining its appetite. Keep them coming Matt!
@christopherpalmer8675
@christopherpalmer8675 9 месяцев назад
Chief Mourning Correspondent used to be my favourite. Now it’s definitely Minister for Innuendo and Dog Whistles! Love it!
@bobalopadus8901
@bobalopadus8901 9 месяцев назад
Helping to cause the banking crash cannot hold a candle to the disgusting action that is saving people from execution. Another great attack line by Sunak
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
Correct, labour helped cause the banking crash in 2008
@Ian-mj4pt
@Ian-mj4pt 9 месяцев назад
​@@elliotwilliams7421no they didn't don't talk shit 😅didn't realise the party had so much power it caused a global recession 😅but whatever never let the facts get in he way
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
@@Ian-mj4pt they had the power to reverse Maggie's undoing of the banking regulations. They had the power to prop up the banks and not the public
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
@@Ian-mj4pt nobody said "global recession", but hey, why let facts get in the way. Plum
@elliotwilliams7421
@elliotwilliams7421 9 месяцев назад
@@Ian-mj4pt labour also stole sea territory from Scotland to give to England. Scum
@jamesharvey8835
@jamesharvey8835 9 месяцев назад
Happy New Year, Matt! "Minister for Innuendo and Dog Whistles" sums it up. Bravo!
@Trebor74
@Trebor74 9 месяцев назад
Even worse than that,he worked with lawyers
@laxeystu8096
@laxeystu8096 9 месяцев назад
Very funny I'm coming to see you so must be just as funny 😂
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 9 месяцев назад
Thanks! Well, it will definitely be longer, that's for certain...
@reiteration6273
@reiteration6273 9 месяцев назад
Always makes my day when you upload one of these. 😂
@tamara3984
@tamara3984 9 месяцев назад
Late to the party, but some of us have to sing for our supper. Lovely story, love to the family.
@KenPassey-hd2mc
@KenPassey-hd2mc 9 месяцев назад
Good stuff as usual Matt😂😂👍👍
@sandrafrancis3631
@sandrafrancis3631 9 месяцев назад
Ha ha!😅 glad you're back! I've seen you in that advert on T.V, congratulations on that, you deserve it, for your talent!🎉👍
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 9 месяцев назад
😁
@QALibrary
@QALibrary 9 месяцев назад
Matt you need to put a warning on your videos - I was taking a drink as I clicked and now I need to wipe down my computer screens and desk now
@EthanKristopherHartley
@EthanKristopherHartley 9 месяцев назад
I've taken to leaving the room and ensuring that all risks are prevented as soon as I see Matt appear on my feed. I was a bit confused when I rushed out to have TV Advertising be promoted to me! 😁
@asahdo
@asahdo 9 месяцев назад
Please do one about the 15 minute cities thing. I need to commiserate with your comedy that such a conspiracy theory has actually managed to have an impact on government 😢
@waynewal971
@waynewal971 9 месяцев назад
This about correct! My goodness how they insult our intelligence!!
@polliebain7450
@polliebain7450 9 месяцев назад
This guy never lets us down...😁😁🙏
@erlinggaratun6726
@erlinggaratun6726 9 месяцев назад
I've always been skeptical of law enforcement, due to their uncouth aquaintances..
@stephenle-surf9893
@stephenle-surf9893 9 месяцев назад
I know what you mean, I once met someone in the vice squad who knew a prostitute 😮 can you imagine!
@michaelcope856
@michaelcope856 9 месяцев назад
Well done on the advertising gig! Helps to keep the wolf from the door, I'm sure. Keep up the good work on YT meanwhile.
@willtricks9432
@willtricks9432 9 месяцев назад
Refreshing and refined. Thanks
@capt.bart.roberts4975
@capt.bart.roberts4975 9 месяцев назад
There's none left alive that I hate that much!🙀
@cobbler40
@cobbler40 9 месяцев назад
Murdoch smeared starmer for defending criminals ?
@geoffreynolds4740
@geoffreynolds4740 9 месяцев назад
So good!
@matbritton6816
@matbritton6816 9 месяцев назад
😮 shocker!
@andrewmoorhouse687
@andrewmoorhouse687 9 месяцев назад
The Tories keep slinging that mud, but it just won’t stick. Not only that, but it backfires every single time 😂 I swear every one of these just get better and better. Minster for Innuendo and Dog Whistles 🤣 Actually less daft than Minster for Common Sense 😂 Top work MG 💪
@notadoctora7956
@notadoctora7956 9 месяцев назад
I prefer this in the evening but it was still funny in the morning. Brilliant
@petes5041
@petes5041 9 месяцев назад
Come on! He's a Politician, he's bound to work with criminals, they all are!
@markbrown3908
@markbrown3908 9 месяцев назад
Bang on Matt. Brillant as ever.
@listy77
@listy77 9 месяцев назад
Quality.
@martinburn
@martinburn 9 месяцев назад
Matt, dry beautifully delivered tongue in cheek truths.
@adrianrutterford762
@adrianrutterford762 9 месяцев назад
Nice Work Mr G
@hangforh6320
@hangforh6320 9 месяцев назад
brilliance
@ai-d2121
@ai-d2121 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@patrickyorke3028
@patrickyorke3028 9 месяцев назад
Brilliant Matt, hideously too near the truth.😢
@chrisshelley3027
@chrisshelley3027 9 месяцев назад
Good question 🤔ummmm my great great great grandfather, he was a right nasty peice of work apparently, hang on, would I still be here?
@cpuuk
@cpuuk 9 месяцев назад
Re your closing question... I'll need to think about that...
@MrGrantSloan
@MrGrantSloan 9 месяцев назад
That advert for TV advertising, magic. And funny as. 😂
@andrewgn7430
@andrewgn7430 9 месяцев назад
Happy new year 🎉 and thanks for another amazing demonstration of your talent!! Cheers
@SurprisedDesertCobra-px6nd
@SurprisedDesertCobra-px6nd 9 месяцев назад
he liked mr Jimmy savile 😂
@petersanders2815
@petersanders2815 6 месяцев назад
“ which family member would you kill”. Now that’s a tough one!
@sempressfi
@sempressfi 9 месяцев назад
Was literally just thinking it'd be so great to have you do a bit on the sheer insanity going on here with Coup-y Doo's legal, uh, "strategy" lol
@Mudge07
@Mudge07 9 месяцев назад
Geoff bin in? Luvvit!
@florinadrian5174
@florinadrian5174 9 месяцев назад
That was weird. Why would they attack sir Kid Starver so weakly when the man never made a promise he didn't break? He's still supporting the Gaza genocide, ffs.
@grahamturner1290
@grahamturner1290 9 месяцев назад
Heaven Forfend. 😊
@MrIvarlira
@MrIvarlira 9 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅😅
@Demun1649
@Demun1649 9 месяцев назад
Can I answer, "All of them"? Then I have all their money, and will have four houses to sell, and I'll be able to buy a really classy bungalow in Scotland, well away from future flooding. Does that sound selfish? Because I don't feel as if it is. OH, BLOODY HELL, I'm a closet Tory. Oh, poops and bottoms and dirty nappies.
@otommyoparre
@otommyoparre 9 месяцев назад
I prefer uber......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelfoy
@michaelfoy 9 месяцев назад
Matt IS BRILLIANT tho! AlLways Absolutely SPOT-on with his political Satire! 😂😂😂 Tories are an ABSOLUTE Gift to Comedians......just like Last Tory Gov under Thatcher! Comedy gold....
@horsepilot6655
@horsepilot6655 9 месяцев назад
Pro bono = fancy jargon 😂
@RichardFraser-y9t
@RichardFraser-y9t 9 месяцев назад
Lies by telling the 'half truth', tory party 2024
@MilesBellas
@MilesBellas 9 месяцев назад
GBNEWS parody !
@schester159
@schester159 9 месяцев назад
So, the Conservative's shameful culture wars have started. I assume you've read the Daily Telegraph headline, (likely dictated direct from Downing Street): "Starmer helped free some of UK's most dangerous prisoners" Sunak's plan is to attack Starmer, the former barrister for working as a barrister when he was a barrister, intending to blame Starmer for court rulings presumably reached with a majority judgement of the jury! Adam Wagner, a Barrister himself, interviewed by James O'Brien on LBC, advised that Barristers have very specific responsibilities - so have to take the brief they are given - under their professional code of conduct: "You must not withhold your services or permit your services to be withheld: 1. on the ground the nature of the case is objectionable to you or any section of the public; 2. on the ground that the conduct, opinions or beliefs of the prospective clients are unacceptable to you or to any section of the public." This shameful article by the Telegraph, which is basically a smear campaign and evidence of how desperate the Tories are, further undermines the rule of law.
@PHILIP3096
@PHILIP3096 9 месяцев назад
haven't we got the best politicains
@essealants3730
@essealants3730 9 месяцев назад
And rish worked for a bank that crashed during the crisis who is a bigger crook
@ishubaba4202
@ishubaba4202 9 месяцев назад
Except that Sir Kid Starver is doing his best to uphold the death sentence for men, women and children in Palestine.
@robertjackson3552
@robertjackson3552 9 месяцев назад
what worse he still hang around the criminal element they are usually sat across the house from him in parliament
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY 9 месяцев назад
😅
@rsfaeges5298
@rsfaeges5298 9 месяцев назад
😂
@eezawyrdo3052
@eezawyrdo3052 9 месяцев назад
He still does.
@frankmitchell3594
@frankmitchell3594 9 месяцев назад
So a leader of the Labour Party worked with criminals, whereas a leader of another political........
@johnpoile1451
@johnpoile1451 9 месяцев назад
Dallied with Russians?
@Frank_NStein
@Frank_NStein 9 месяцев назад
It's so funny, it's true er!!!
@overlordnat
@overlordnat 9 месяцев назад
On a legal level, the main problem with Starmer isn’t him defending criminals or alleged criminals but him fitting up the innocent - Assange being the best example of this.
@anbu1325
@anbu1325 9 месяцев назад
"Being charged through the nose" - I am not familiar with that expression. Is that a common saying? From context I am guessing, it means to charge upfront?
@ch3rrikiss
@ch3rrikiss 9 месяцев назад
It means to be excessively overcharged.
@geoffhodgson2201
@geoffhodgson2201 9 месяцев назад
He's just a criminal like the rest of mps
@rosemarystewart7405
@rosemarystewart7405 9 месяцев назад
2:14
@nowthenzen
@nowthenzen 9 месяцев назад
They Funny thing about Donald Trump wanting to be able to commit all crimes is that it isn't funny.
@WildBill-py6vn
@WildBill-py6vn 9 месяцев назад
He still does as does sunak
@laurapavone3513
@laurapavone3513 9 месяцев назад
Practically Marxist 😂
@derekwarren1862
@derekwarren1862 9 месяцев назад
Sorry but this is bollocks, if it were not for defence lawyers and barristers, where would the "criminal' postmasters be now?!
@lestrem11
@lestrem11 9 месяцев назад
Yes, he made sure the post office workers were prosecuted.👋
@royrucci6240
@royrucci6240 9 месяцев назад
This totally misses the mark. (🤞I wish)
@Tulkash01
@Tulkash01 9 месяцев назад
There are several lines of attack that would work well for Starmer, like him being a duplicitous and backstabbing liar who betrayed each and every pledge he made in order to get his current position, and then used that power to enact a Stalinist purge against a large number of the people of his own party. Unfortunately for the Tories these kind of arguments don’t work for them because that’s all stuff they agree with.
@priscillaroberts7945
@priscillaroberts7945 9 месяцев назад
All accused people have a right to a defence. Get a grip and stop fearmongering fishi rishi.
@jodders619
@jodders619 9 месяцев назад
As other's have pointed out there's plenty to criticise Starmer for (taking 'donations' from private healthcare firms and similar). I absolutly can not stand Starmer but representing people in court is not one of my criticisms. His total disregard for honesty in politics however is basis for disliking him.
@dalebenton3354
@dalebenton3354 9 месяцев назад
for F sake,Will you stop keep on going on...........About the Labour Party,Finished with,14 f****** years ago,Still going on about them.....why ?????? don't you know what finished with means ?????????
@russellmelling4098
@russellmelling4098 9 месяцев назад
At least he is fighting against criminals now!
@tinagibbs618
@tinagibbs618 9 месяцев назад
Wonderful. xx😅
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