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Skooma in Morrowind VS Skooma in Skyrim 

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@BuddySweyzer
@BuddySweyzer 2 года назад
Skooma in Morrowind: Meth Skooma in Oblivion: Crack Skooma in Skyrim: Red Bull
@randombrit13
@randombrit13 2 года назад
Yeah a red bull would restore more then a quarter of the minimum stamina.
@ianrogers118
@ianrogers118 2 года назад
Simplest way to say it
@grants7390
@grants7390 2 года назад
@@randombrit13 you must be a caffeine lightweight
@Booxie-zf5cf
@Booxie-zf5cf 2 года назад
This is honestly the most accurate way to describe it lmaoooo
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 2 года назад
Skooma in Morrowind would be more like bath salts
@maiqtheliar789
@maiqtheliar789 2 года назад
As a skooma addict of all 3 games and disciple of Caius Cosades in all things related to skooma and skooma accessories I can confirm this is accurate. Morrowind Skooma is the best skooma you going to find outside of Elsweyr, Cyrodiil not quite as strong but good. Skyrim skooma is just khajiit piss that is sold as skooma. Not even worth the effort of smoking it.
@aubs400
@aubs400 2 года назад
Thank you for your wisdom; may you walk on warm sands.
@MyTwoPence
@MyTwoPence 2 года назад
May your kills be swift and many
@Grimmssleepytales
@Grimmssleepytales 2 года назад
What about that Redwater skooma some vampires brew in Redwater Den? That stuff was almost as good as Sam Guevenne’s special ale
@maiqtheliar789
@maiqtheliar789 2 года назад
@@Grimmssleepytales Still weaker than Morrowind skooma or Oblivion skooma. Just face it. For all their talk Nords just can't handle their drugs like the Dunmer or Imperials can and the Khajiit and Argonians put them all to shame.
@bkzomen1
@bkzomen1 2 года назад
>all lies
@electroeel148
@electroeel148 2 года назад
No joke, I didn't know the devs went the extra mile in Morrowind by having the storekeepers to actually refuse to do business with you if you have even a single bottle of Skooma. It's just odd that they won't mind if you have a Skooma pipe, though. Edit: I don't know where it started, but now the comments are filled with discussions of weed and water pipes now
@rodrikofharlaw6848
@rodrikofharlaw6848 2 года назад
That ain't a pipe its a tea kettle. I also like how certain storeowners won't care at all like Khajiits will almost always buy it from you.
@petersteele7603
@petersteele7603 2 года назад
Don't forget the moon sugar!
@erikurizita6702
@erikurizita6702 2 года назад
Oblivion handled Skooma the most realistically. Yes everyone will sale it, doesn’t matter what you look like, you got cash any self respecting human who don’t do the junk isn’t gonna sale it for good money. Unless they dumb and an insult to humanity.
@Orzorn
@Orzorn 2 года назад
The most interesting part is they implemented skooma pipes as alembics. They're crappy, mind you, but they can be used as one.
@Sibbot
@Sibbot 2 года назад
@@erikurizita6702 You need to wake up.
@comradeshepherd4504
@comradeshepherd4504 2 года назад
"Skooma's one helluva drug..." -Rick James
@thegageinator805
@thegageinator805 2 года назад
I still think the funniest part about that skit is that he was dead just 3 months later.
@Tester-sh1mn
@Tester-sh1mn 2 года назад
“He’s started calling me Dunmer, he thought I was the blackest Redguard there was”
@BB-pb3hv
@BB-pb3hv 2 года назад
"M'aiq knows many things"- M'aiq
@insertopinion5967
@insertopinion5967 2 года назад
"FUCK YO COUCH Caius Cosades" -Rick James
@Rahnonymous
@Rahnonymous 2 года назад
@@BB-pb3hv "M'aiq likes the feel of warmth when he takes the skooma."
@dootboi4120
@dootboi4120 2 года назад
Skooma in Skyrim: like smoking a cigarrette Skooma in Oblivion: actual drugs Skooma in Morrowind: THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
@meyers0781
@meyers0781 Год назад
nah it's just red bull or chilled coffee
@v.h.6343
@v.h.6343 2 года назад
In skyrim, you can get skooma for 25 septims... Why do dealers risk so much for the price of a leek soup ?
@omegawilliam95s36
@omegawilliam95s36 2 года назад
It could all be watered down.
@darkfire7215
@darkfire7215 2 года назад
That is skyrim skooma the nords can't handle the real stuff so the kajite use their body as a filter for it then water it down before selling what comes out.
@thegamesresearcher
@thegamesresearcher 2 года назад
Well... can't keep the product moving if your clients can't afford it... can you =/? though my theory is that Skyrim Skooma is either made by non-experienced chemists that don't know what they doing, or is watered down in order to save on production costs (while still being additictive to keep people coming back)... or maybe the supply line is not as good and skooma labs are using cheaper knock-offs... or maybe they ARE using the same/right ingredients... but there's something on the enviroment that is dampening the quality =/
@Norinia
@Norinia 2 года назад
@@darkfire7215 Hold up.
@justpassingbyy
@justpassingbyy 2 года назад
@@Norinia Wonder if cat piss in Skyrim is as tasty as it is irl. We'll never know. :(
@Aware_Bear
@Aware_Bear 2 года назад
I remember mass duplicating skooma in oblivion and chugging hundreds with the mod that removes stack limits. I ran so fast the graphics blurred and my game crashed.
@MrChickennugget360
@MrChickennugget360 2 года назад
just like real life.
@trustytrest
@trustytrest 2 года назад
Your character literally OD'd and died there
@Aware_Bear
@Aware_Bear 2 года назад
@@trustytrest Zol'tan Fearlock the Khajiit Mage , became another statistic that day. Just another cat caught up in the skooma game.
@RandyOrlok
@RandyOrlok 2 года назад
That is canonical
@Aware_Bear
@Aware_Bear 2 года назад
@@RandyOrlok I really wish I would have had a screen capture card at the time, because my friend Robert and I laughed for about 20 minutes after the game crashed, it was so silly looking.
@SwampGoon
@SwampGoon 2 года назад
I remember being a kid playing Oblivion one time in 2005 dupe glitching skooma and using the paint brush glitch to climb on top of buildings drink dozens of bottles of skooma and proceed to jump 15 feet in the air building to building in Bruma wearing nothing but the gray fox cowl laughing my ass off watching everyone chase me. Oblivion skooma was the shit.
@nicholashassel2647
@nicholashassel2647 2 года назад
Saw a dude in Reno do that once but he was on PCP…
@liquidchameleon5993
@liquidchameleon5993 2 года назад
@@nicholashassel2647 What a coincidence, I shot man Reno....just to watch him die
@lupsik1
@lupsik1 2 года назад
Pretty sure drinking a dozen potions didnt work in Oblivion, or is there a glitch to avoid the 4 limit?
@grellsutcliffe8265
@grellsutcliffe8265 2 года назад
Ah yes, the joys of childhood drug addictions
@grellsutcliffe8265
@grellsutcliffe8265 2 года назад
@@lupsik1 isn't is a PC thing that you can do with the console? Idk anything about computers
@burningsinner1132
@burningsinner1132 2 года назад
Morrowind: Skooma is expensive and it's pros are compensated by cons, it's overall annoyance to carry one in inventory. Oblivion: Skooma is strong boost which causes (semi) permanent brain damage with every sip, quests get you through a lot of people's stories revolving around skooma, most of them are shady or tragic. Skyrim: To prevent people from using skooma, we turned it into harmless energy drink. Now you can't even believe that stuff is dangerous unless you've come loaded with lore and stories from previous games. Also try our Skooma vanilla, skooma feihoa and skooma mango!
@MizzzFizzz
@MizzzFizzz 2 года назад
Yea, went from coke with crack in it, to just normal coke. lol Fuck I wish i lived in the 70s
@user-xf8we6tf4e
@user-xf8we6tf4e 2 года назад
@@MizzzFizzz You missed coke 0
@seronymus
@seronymus 2 года назад
I would try skooma mango honestly
@burningsinner1132
@burningsinner1132 2 года назад
​@@seronymus Then buy a mango, give it a mash, thin it a bit with apple or orange juice, then add it in your skooma. Keep going until you are satisfied with result. Seriously, people, you'd do anything to taste mango without eating the damn mango.
@seronymus
@seronymus 2 года назад
@@burningsinner1132 this feels like a TES-ized parody of a line from Jesse from Breaking Bad, where skooma is the blue meth. Nice
@ZephyrElf95
@ZephyrElf95 2 года назад
You got some Skooma, yeah? Right buddy? Pal? To share? Come on, pass the Skooma already!
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 2 года назад
Mr Cat did you bring enough skooma for the whole class? "...Kahjit does not sell his wares if you have no coin..."
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад
I can’t explain how disappointed I was to take Skyrim Skooma and…nothing happened. No buffs, no debuffs, not even a fun hallucinations or anything. It’s just a stamina potion. And not even a strong one. Todd Harrow, you spineless hack. LET US BECOME DRUG ADDICTS, DAMMIT, YOU WERE FINE WITH IT IN FALLOUT
@foxboy6145
@foxboy6145 2 года назад
Your screen would get funky if you drank Redwater Skooma
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад
@@foxboy6145 A red tint is not what I’m looking for
@gamemaster1608
@gamemaster1608 2 года назад
Skooma in Oblivion was the exactly medieval/magician version of Psycho from Fallout for meele builds. With one sip you feel like you could enter in Shivering Isles and break the Gatekeeper in two, with your bare hands
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад
@@gamemaster1608 See THATS what I want. I want to take a shot of skooma and watch my Dragonborn go on a coke like fueled adventure spree
@chocobear4078
@chocobear4078 2 года назад
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access who doesn't want to take a bunch of drugs and one shot aulduinn
@abyss9316
@abyss9316 2 года назад
Skooma in Morrowind the drink distilled from the gods with their power imbued Within In Skyrim skooma restores 20 stamina
@teal_m_101
@teal_m_101 2 года назад
Doesn't it also give a speed boost?
@NorninTGK
@NorninTGK 2 года назад
@@teal_m_101 In Morrowind, yes. In Skyrim, no. In Skyrim it just restores Stamina.
@abyss9316
@abyss9316 2 года назад
@@NorninTGK yes sir....
@abyss9316
@abyss9316 2 года назад
@@teal_m_101 makes you a god...in Morrowind
@Komotau4691
@Komotau4691 2 года назад
What about Red Skooma? :D
@Cosmicfury100
@Cosmicfury100 2 года назад
I remember a skooma den in Skyrim, looked just like an Opium Den. Crazy
@LK-em1bv
@LK-em1bv 2 года назад
remember the one in Oblivion?
@casualcrisis6349
@casualcrisis6349 2 года назад
redwater den, you're thinking of. home to two different quests, one from the base game and one from the expansion. i won't spoil anything if you haven't played that far or dlc but it's basically a den of skooma addicts with a direct character reference to the beginning of the game. it has so much lore for such a basic, out of the way place that practically everyone encounters on their playlist. the neutral/friendly bandits that were uniquely named alerted me first playthrough that something was off - then, the mystery was on.
@casualcrisis6349
@casualcrisis6349 2 года назад
@@LK-em1bv i remember the skooma den in i think leyawiin it was, whatever swamp city, that had two characters bugged to it that had the script role to enter but not the key (or vice versa i don't remember) so they, skooma addicts with the unique skooma animation (it plays during dialogue, only animation to, outside of console commands) stay locked outside the den, endlessly trying to enter while gulping down skooma. what a way to live.
@corellia_smuggler4224
@corellia_smuggler4224 2 года назад
@@casualcrisis6349 Bravil
@QualityPen
@QualityPen 2 года назад
If you find red coolaid with ribcages floating in it in the Redwater Skooma Den’s basement, make sure to drink it. There is no quicker way to Lord Peryite and Molag Bal’s hearts.
@bazookallamaproductions5280
@bazookallamaproductions5280 2 года назад
remember, countries that treat skooma as a medical issue do a better job fixing the issue than countries that treat it as a criminal issue.
@alexmag342
@alexmag342 2 года назад
In Lalaland
@iamgod3411
@iamgod3411 2 года назад
@@alexmag342 No, that was just a movie silly
@grellsutcliffe8265
@grellsutcliffe8265 2 года назад
As an American, I am evaporating rn
@bhaked9334
@bhaked9334 2 года назад
Lolololol
@GutterTurtle
@GutterTurtle 2 года назад
OH i get it, we should burn the addicted on the streets right?
@butteryfriedwizard2219
@butteryfriedwizard2219 2 года назад
I'm a moon sugar man myself.
@death_witch
@death_witch 2 года назад
I never dispose the body's of a cool npc just leave them naked with moon sugar on or next to them.
@Sseltraeh89
@Sseltraeh89 2 года назад
@@death_witch Morrowind guards finding buck naked dead body with 26 stab wounds from daedric wakizashi (not present) and stack of moon sugar: "Well look at that, another crazy crackhead suicide, this stuff ruins people's lives." Also, i haven't searched/played any TES game in a while, just downloaded Oblivion on Steam and this video suddenly pops in my recomendations usually filled almost exclusively with movie reviews, cooking tutorials, firearms, naval warfare and Sonic the Hedgehog? Talk about spying, RU-vid...
@QuantumLeap89
@QuantumLeap89 2 года назад
Moon sugar is the best! My character screams with pleasure when I snort it.
@jaymxu
@jaymxu 2 года назад
@@death_witch dispose bodies? Wdym, u can dispose bodies? Like literally vanish?
@standingdoor7077
@standingdoor7077 2 месяца назад
Hot Ash yam water with 2 spoonfuls of moon sugar and a dash of Balmora blue is a great way to start your day.
@yahyamusseb
@yahyamusseb 2 года назад
Man skooma in skyrim felt like is been downgraded into bespi level
@RedFloyd469
@RedFloyd469 2 года назад
Everything in Skyrim is downgraded.
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 2 года назад
The Dunmer of the Gray Quarter: You call that Skooma? PFWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAA... haa... Oh, you're serious? Man we really ought to get you a boat to Morrowind, that spiked water isn't gonna do it.
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 2 года назад
Honestly they coulda hand waved it by like; Nord: "What do you have there? Skooma? Let me take a swig eh. . . . tastes like horse piss, here a real drink, dragon blood wine mixed with death root! Just like ma use to make."
@bare_bear_hands
@bare_bear_hands 2 года назад
Woah, it's not even Bepis level. Sad times.
@omegawilliam95s36
@omegawilliam95s36 2 года назад
Sometimes bandits comment on how the Skooma in Skyrim is heavily watered down.
@hoofarted
@hoofarted 2 года назад
Nothing like waking up and walking around the beautiful marshes, chugging 56 bottles of skooma and taking one step and accidentally running so fast you hit a wall at 300 miles per second and dying instantly
@SotiCoto
@SotiCoto 8 месяцев назад
You ever gone to Sadrith Mora's Imperial Chapel, bought an infinite supply of Ash Yams + Netch Leather to abuse the Fortify Intelligence feedback loop.... gone up to around 10,000,000 Intelligence... then eaten... 1 Moon Sugar. Basically you attain Omnipresence. You move so fast you glitch out of the entire game world by several orders of magnitude and the game crashes.
@InfinityOrNone
@InfinityOrNone 2 года назад
Skyrim Skooma: "Are you sure this isn't a relabled minor stamina potion?" Oblivion Skooma: "Zoom-zoom!"
@gamemaster1608
@gamemaster1608 2 года назад
Skooma in Oblivion was the exactly medieval/magician version of Psycho from Fallout for meele builds. With one sip you feel like you could enter in Shivering Isles and break the Gatekeeper in two, with your bare hands
@demonicloaf2100
@demonicloaf2100 2 года назад
So skooma makes you into Senator Armstrong?
@Mordecai02
@Mordecai02 8 месяцев назад
@@demonicloaf2100 Makes you feel like him, anyway. Until it wears off... Thennn you feel like you're gonna pass out after swinging an axe 3 times.
@chasemcnab7610
@chasemcnab7610 2 года назад
I remember that time I went to do drugs in Skyrim and ended up a prisoner in an underground vampire skooma cartel and only escaped after contracting every disease known to man from a spring of blood I accidentally drank from. Not even once kids.
@nunyabsniss1432
@nunyabsniss1432 2 года назад
Morrowind: good money if you are taking a trip to an area with the right merchant Oblivion: an actual useful item Skyrim: worthless
@lovecraftfan2793
@lovecraftfan2793 2 года назад
I read "Skooma in Morrowind", I think: Caius Cosades
@terrysparrow2180
@terrysparrow2180 2 года назад
That old sugar tooth?
@AxtonLennox111
@AxtonLennox111 2 года назад
Skooma best version is Oblivion. "You want it? It's yours my friend as long as you have enough intelligence to spare"
@_pizzaboy9631
@_pizzaboy9631 2 года назад
Still remember the first time I found some skoomas in skyrim. "Holy shit, i wonder if it has any cool buff / debuff. Wait, this shit only restore 25 stamina ?" Lmao even a random stamina potion I made while grinding for alchemy has x3 more effect than that. If you're so lazy atleast copy paste the sleeping tree-sap and put the word skooma on it ffs.
@GunnarClovis
@GunnarClovis 2 года назад
"Be drug-free and drink some skooma." -Samuel Goldwyn
@WakeUpToReality...
@WakeUpToReality... 2 года назад
The Skooma was so mid he volunteered to go to the backrooms
@Zeina107
@Zeina107 2 года назад
Chris drinking the spoiled milk lolol That was a good kenan and kel
@shoeberrypie
@shoeberrypie 2 года назад
Oblivion skooma: Meth cut with crack Skyrim skooma: weak stamina potion Oblivion & Skyrim drinks: even worse stamina potions Morrowind skooma: DMT cut with raw CHIM and strong gasoline. Who cares about brain damage when you can break from the planet’s orbit in a single jump? Morrowind Sujamma: PCP cut with growth hormones so powerful that you charge silt striders for rides on YOUR back! I love me some skooma, but Sujamma brewers don’t get enough credit for that constant supply of OOMPH!🙏
@eddiestray4870
@eddiestray4870 2 года назад
Yeah! only Morrowind's sujamma makes hair grow on your chest. Even if you're an altmer lady!
@kalebb1226
@kalebb1226 2 года назад
I wonder what partying with the dunmer is like.
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 2 года назад
@@kalebb1226 testosterone.
@Mirokuofnite
@Mirokuofnite 2 года назад
Seems like the further you get from Elsweyr the weaker skooma gets. Probably cut to nothing in Skyrim.
@M0butu
@M0butu 2 года назад
@@kalebb1226 No N;wwas on dunmer parties...
@bazookallamaproductions5280
@bazookallamaproductions5280 2 года назад
skooma in oblivion was DEFINITELY dupe-worthy. remember, get two of the same scroll, double click a on it, then go drop the skooma. if not on xbox, double click whatever button you use to pick stuff up off the ground. x on playstation, etc.
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 года назад
I remember there was a different glitch bro duplicate items using arrows and it would spawn as many of that item as you had that arrow equipped. I don't remember for sure if this was the exact process, but I think it went something like notching an arrow so that you'll fire it when you release the button, bring up your inventory and then letting go of the button keeping your arrow drawn, drop the item you want more of, and when you close your inventory the arrow will fire and should hit the dropped item and spawn as many of that item as you have arrows equipped. You gotta be careful not to do too many though, because this could crash the game. Then again, I might be completely misremembering it. It's been over a decade since I've played it.
@thefunnyman490
@thefunnyman490 2 года назад
Dude I just forgot how to duplicate tf get outta hear
@thenthson
@thenthson 2 года назад
Some people say vroom vroom when they want to get moving. My character says skoom skoom. Now I ma imagining a high elf screaming skoom like and engine revving as he runs across cyrodiil at mach 5.
@bazookallamaproductions5280
@bazookallamaproductions5280 2 года назад
remember to also dupe some ingredients with restore intelligence. alkanet flower and wisp core can simply be eaten.
@thenthson
@thenthson 2 года назад
@@bazookallamaproductions5280 i keep 250 flax seeds and whatever healing lightweight alchemy ingredient I have on hand in case I need a truly ridiculous amount of magic and healing. Or when I feel like taking a victory lap swim in oblivion.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 2 года назад
"There's one thing you don't know about me Joe Rogan...I like skooma.*
@DougWIngate
@DougWIngate 2 года назад
that's crazy man... you seen what that sh*t does to mer? pull up a scroll Jiub
@LoveLee_Dreamer
@LoveLee_Dreamer 2 года назад
I'll never understand why they did that in Skyrim. The devs were like "Hey kids, who will play this game regardless of the rating and we know that, this is an extremely addictive and life altering substance similar to crack in real life. Go ahead and chug as many as you want, there are no repercussions!"
@thedamnguy2896
@thedamnguy2896 2 года назад
skooma in skyrim is literally just a monster energy
@matthewhall7976
@matthewhall7976 2 года назад
Yo.. That was mint.. That oblivion pop up at the end was hilarious so much I can't explain without using words that would make youtub delete my comment😂
@yukowolfang8645
@yukowolfang8645 2 года назад
I think they already deleted the end of the video. It just cuts abruptly. Companies today have no backbone
@JoesphLioret
@JoesphLioret 2 года назад
I'm Rick James n'wah!
@DaLiJeIOvoImeZauzeto
@DaLiJeIOvoImeZauzeto 2 года назад
Y'all got any more of that skooma?
@ViViVex
@ViViVex 2 года назад
We seem to only see hard drugs in the tes universe, but where’s all the stuff that’s like weed, salvia and shrooms? You know the easy going stuff
@mnk9073
@mnk9073 2 года назад
Moon sugar, Khajiit has moon sugar if you have coin.
@krzysztofbartczak3834
@krzysztofbartczak3834 2 года назад
Pretty sure some of the stuff that you can buy at every alchemist shop counts as that. Stamina potions? Mana potions? Stat boosting potions? Or just get the ingredients, brew some yourself, all perfectly legal and (presumably) taxed.
@ViViVex
@ViViVex 2 года назад
Thanks y’all but I mean non addictive drugs. Moon sugar is super addictive and the potions and ingredients don’t seem to get people high in lore I’ll keep reading though I’m sure we’ll find something
@chza1181
@chza1181 2 года назад
I don't know if id call Salvia easy going, maybe at low doses but whats the point when it lasts like 5min? last time I had Salvia it gave me a DMT like out of body experience to the point I forgot I was even a human. Same with mushrooms that stuff at a higher dose will put anyone on their ass.
@ViViVex
@ViViVex 2 года назад
@@chza1181 I have a mental health problem that makes me very paranoid while tripping so I can’t do stuff that lasts long like shrooms etc So I don’t trip very often at all, but when I do I only do low extract salvia I’ve never had a bad experience with it thankfully but I do know that it’s pretty notorious to a lot of people. We’ve all seen the videos am I right? I forget that sometimes and kind of talk about salvia like it’s only low grade I guess because I’m so used to my own choices I need to catch myself next time because you’re right that’s not a very accurate description of salvia The other hallucinogens I’ve tried are shrooms and angel trumpets. Every time I trip on something long term it starts out good, and then I start getting depressed and panicked. Mostly about time, but I never say to anyone, or know for myself why. Doctors have told me it’s just my mental health problems that make tripping for a long time a stressful thing instead of fun It’s kinda a bummer tbh because I wish I could try acid and all the fun stuff, but imma just be a huge buzzkill and be sad or paranoid and not shut up
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад
Skooma in Warhammer: I'm just an old witch hunter with a Weirdroot problem.
@leightonrud66
@leightonrud66 2 года назад
Drinking about 50 bottles of skooma in oblivion turns you into a dragon ball z character with super jumps. Pretty sure I jumped from cloud ruler to bruma with the feather spell whilst under the influence of a lethal dosage of skooma. Literal crackhead energy
@desupocalypse
@desupocalypse 2 года назад
The hyperspeed skooma addict breaking into people's houses and stealing their cheese wedges and grapes.
@Winrarnt
@Winrarnt 2 года назад
"I'm not gonna serve you with that moon sugar in your inventory, I don't want any trouble" Proceeds to sell me moon sugar.
@DrPhoxotic
@DrPhoxotic 2 года назад
Kenan and kel is an untapped goldmine 😂 Chris potter gives of some major Fargoth vibes lol
@Asaucytaco11
@Asaucytaco11 2 года назад
Is this the 5 o'clock free *SKOOMA* give away?
@commentaccount7880
@commentaccount7880 2 года назад
Actual demon gates opening up outside seems like a good reason to stick it out in a skooma den
@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 2 года назад
Skooma in Skyrim is supposed to be like opium. Go to Redwater Den and look at the setup. It's literally an opium den, with people nodding off in every booth. Why they made it restore stamina is beyond me.
@brem-
@brem- Год назад
The only reason that I can think off why skooma has no effect on you in skyrim is because of your dragon blood or something. In the other games you were basically a normal mortal, so skooma acts like it would in any normal being, but in skyrim you're a dragon in the body of a mortal, so it acts like it would in a dragon. That explains it in-game, irl the devs were probably lazy and didn't want you to fly around everywhere.
@claypattison2245
@claypattison2245 2 года назад
Nothing can compare to the Skooma Den in Bravil
@duder6666
@duder6666 2 года назад
Omg you guys are hitting it out of the park with these.
@justsomedude5727
@justsomedude5727 2 года назад
Skyrim is so remote they get all the shit weak skooma because the gold stuff was already sold off
@gb9884
@gb9884 2 года назад
Skyrim - restores stamina like come on have some imagination Bethesda.
@Azrael79a
@Azrael79a 2 года назад
There should probably be quite a few Skooma mods in Skyrim, though I've never gone out of my way to look for them lmao.
@mr.messofgeorgia
@mr.messofgeorgia 2 года назад
The khajiit were trying to go clean but knew that the nords would only want to buy skooma from them so they just marked various potions and stews as skooma and sold it
@JUDGERAMBO
@JUDGERAMBO 2 года назад
"thou that is without sin cast the first rock, I shout smoketh thee"
@natetaylor9002
@natetaylor9002 2 года назад
Yeah, that's why I made the 'Realistic Skooma' mod for Skyrim. The vanilla skooma made no sense....they musts have watered it down like crazy!
@iciclecold2991
@iciclecold2991 2 года назад
YOU made that mod?! Bro, props to you for that one!
@lumethecrow2632
@lumethecrow2632 2 года назад
Skyrim skooma is like the McDonald's sprite of skooma
@mikeokisbigg5669
@mikeokisbigg5669 2 года назад
McDonald's Sprite is good and crisp AF, though. Restores more stamina, too. Fuck, it'll even restore your Fatigue if you want it to
@Cappuccino_Rabbit
@Cappuccino_Rabbit 2 года назад
I wish Elder Scrolls games had a addicted to skooma system like in fallout
@Xachremos
@Xachremos 2 года назад
Meanwhile in Skyrim Requiem: *Takes a sip and just fucking dies*
@QualityPen
@QualityPen 2 года назад
In Skyrim Requiem you can look sternly at a mudcrab, see your grimace reflection in the crab’s shell and die. It makes for really fun permanent death runs. Especially that room in Fellglow Keep with like 12 Slighted. Or the Slighted in the College of Winterhold Midden. Me: Repeatedly casting stoneflesh Slighted: Out of nowhere: “YOU MEET YOUR END, MORTAL” Me: Die from invisible sword blow by invisible demon
@uglyfeo4029
@uglyfeo4029 2 года назад
dude i still remember when i was like 12 and i drank a bunch of skooma and just blasted off running like flash. Good times
@emanuellopes6166
@emanuellopes6166 Год назад
you are too good with these, man
@eetuthereindeer6671
@eetuthereindeer6671 2 года назад
Since skooma is a drink in skyrim, would you try it if it really existed?
@shitikishitiko
@shitikishitiko Год назад
Joe Rogan: That crazy have you ever tried skooma
@AlchemistOfNirnroot
@AlchemistOfNirnroot 2 года назад
Do one for the moment you realise it says damage intelligence instead of drain intelligence...
@frankfrankerson782
@frankfrankerson782 2 года назад
Oblivion : You can't drink more than 3 buff potions at a time Morrowind: buy out the entire stock of a bar. Drink it all at once and chase it with some skooma. Exit bar and 1 shot and ordinator's shield with an iron dagger.
@majinboot8775
@majinboot8775 2 года назад
Skooma gives you wiiiiings!
@EnclavegovtofficialUSA
@EnclavegovtofficialUSA Год назад
The saddest part of this is the resale value, I played oblivion first and there skooma is pretty darn expensive compared to other potions. In Skyrim I found the guy selling skooma pretty early on and was like "oh boy, Gimme that or die!" I saw the resale value and cried for 20 minutes.
@Kaisarfire
@Kaisarfire 2 года назад
Used to laugh about merchants telling me to get rid of my moon sugar or skooma... and then they wind up selling the stuff!
@Sanguine
@Sanguine 2 года назад
Was that a Kenan & Kel reference at the first bit? Holy shit
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад
"You got some Skooma, yeah? Right buddy? Pal? To share? Come on, pass the Skooma already!" -Shivering Isle Skooma Addict
@user-wr6dj4ib9o
@user-wr6dj4ib9o 2 года назад
blast game wants to know your location
@Big_Gulps_Huh
@Big_Gulps_Huh 2 года назад
Hell yeah, Kenan & Kel in Morrowind memes!!
@Roryo
@Roryo 2 года назад
Ah Kenan and Kel... You are a man of culture I see.
@bionicdragon5
@bionicdragon5 2 года назад
Zach drinking skooma and being totally fine makes too much sense.
@TheVisitorSNAFU
@TheVisitorSNAFU 2 года назад
This was suggested even though I’ve seen it. That being said I do enjoy the skooma memes so I hope for more fun ideas for these skooma films.
@lonerevenant0
@lonerevenant0 2 года назад
That last one got me lmfao.
@TheFlinchyDinosaur
@TheFlinchyDinosaur 2 года назад
Merchant: I'm not going to buy that skooma from you. Get rid of it and we can do business. Me: How do you know, can you smell it on me? Merchant: *looks stern* Me: Ok fine *down's all the skooma* Lets do business
@zmishiymishi5349
@zmishiymishi5349 2 года назад
Time to heat up skooma bong
@necrolicious
@necrolicious 2 года назад
something you might not know about me Joe Rogan. I SMOKE ROCKS!
@jasonmoskowitz246
@jasonmoskowitz246 2 года назад
Skyrim Skooma is legendary. But the Dragonborn is just too badass.
@lieutenantbites5739
@lieutenantbites5739 2 года назад
"Pim, this is Shady Sam we're talking about!"
@SMATF5
@SMATF5 2 года назад
Skyrim NPCs who are addicted to Skooma are like people in real life who are like "OMG, I'm addicted to Diet Coke!" No bitch, you're addicted to attention, and I'm not an enabler.
@theskoomacat3106
@theskoomacat3106 2 года назад
It's Good Stuff!
@garethalford682
@garethalford682 2 года назад
I remember playing oblivion on my PS3 and there was duplication glitch if you had two of the same spell scrolls you could duplicate things and I duplicate loads of bottles of Skooma and drink 30 my character would become the flash and run allover the map at super speed
@loggen3870
@loggen3870 2 года назад
I dunno I wanted to make a mod where you start as a skooma adict and you have to do stuff to get you fix I.e work or kill the dealer. Imagine if Bethesda let you have the freedom to become a skooma addict that would be amazing
@william7546
@william7546 2 года назад
I wish skooma had effects like fallout 4 drugs like jet and the like, id wanna see skooma give you a mad high and buffs for a minute or 5 but THEN you get hit by the hangover/withdrawal major debuffs
@boof994
@boof994 2 года назад
Yeah, it's just a normal drink in skyrim pretty much
@TheRealBDouble
@TheRealBDouble 2 года назад
I'm here for the same reason you are, man...I WANT SOME SKOOMA
@tingdzinkochu
@tingdzinkochu 2 года назад
My man, Tyrone Biggums!
@e.x.nihilo
@e.x.nihilo 2 года назад
These videos keep me alive
@aliciatherabbit6128
@aliciatherabbit6128 2 года назад
I love Redwater Skooma for the TASTE okay why are you looking at me like that-
@littlebigplanet321
@littlebigplanet321 2 года назад
addicts where visibly in Morrowind/Oblivion. and in Skyrim is hard to even notice. to real for new meta Bethesda I guess..
@imnothereforthefood7832
@imnothereforthefood7832 2 года назад
Skooma in Oblivion is a great way to summarize that game
@finlay9616
@finlay9616 2 года назад
I thought this would be dumb, but NOPE. so damn true. Skooma in Oblivion vs Skyrim is SO jarring. I still remember the dark brotherhood quest to kill the skooma addicted elf in the Imperial City, and holy shit that dude was just straight up a crack addict 😂
@Akira-xt5ox
@Akira-xt5ox 2 года назад
drinking skooma in skyrim: woah tasty drink :) drinking skooma in morrowind: fucking explodes
@mesektet5776
@mesektet5776 2 года назад
Yeah, and that’s just Skooma. Refined Greenmote will involve Dr. Rockzo, the Rock ‘n Roll Clown.
@abyss9316
@abyss9316 2 года назад
Joe Rogan this ain't the first time I had #$%@ in my mouth
@dashingdahlias8873
@dashingdahlias8873 6 месяцев назад
When you're over encumbered as a thief in Oblivion but you got 3 hits of skooma in your pocket so not only can you make it out of there but you can also make it out of there with twice your carry weight worth of extra stuff The mad dash you make out of the front door to the nearest fence before the stuff wears off screaming "THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME! I AM A DEMOOOOOOON!"
@ethanarc
@ethanarc 2 года назад
Skooma in 'Oblivion' that legit shit! 😂
@UFOToaster
@UFOToaster 2 года назад
I remember my dissapointment when i first played Skyrim. Killed a bandit and found some skooma on him,"holy shit this is gonna be fun"... It's a stamina potion...The shit that gave your character permanent brain damage in Oblivion has been turned into a fucking stamina potion with no negative effects...What the hell?????
@bloodyiceblast
@bloodyiceblast 2 года назад
Kenan and kel and elder scrolls go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding. I hope this becomes a trend
@DovahHouse
@DovahHouse 2 года назад
We can smoke all Moonsugar we want, for life!
@duhmitryov
@duhmitryov 2 года назад
Nothing like taking 40 bottles of Skooma to the dome and bum rushing the nearest cliff racer with your trusty dagger
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