Skyrim: Extreme Archery 

Holy fuck

*Talos

Markarth Guard LMAO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS

Let me guess, someone stole your sweethole...

Best out of the whole video perhaps. I'm actually thinking of making a khajiit hunter that focuses on sneak, archery and alchemy. the claws come in handy in case someone gets too close, and positions and potions help me heal and deal damage.

GorillaBBQ dude you should try out the dragon priest mask of krosis

GorillaBBQ I'm an argonian dude my self

My Gender is Waffle Im only lvl 6

Gentle Singularity

Shoots down at the ground. Destroys all of tamriel

@@KITAN47Ag loololloolol

@@afnoon9388 shoots straight. Hits an adventurers knee

@@bogdaddy798 So you thought youd take time to respond...looks like the cancer has spread.

@@KITAN47Ag aim n shoot to ur chest.......kills db

XD

hahahaha epic :P

Its khajit bruh

Is a kajit just as good at being a archer like a wood elf?

@@Themeparkjourneysuk its just the same, the stat has no different if you focus on archery later on, the different is races ability and khajit ability has no cooldown and u can use it unlimited, wood elf ability to call animal fight for you? Bruhh not even worth it

Give this a try. I redid the last phase many times to complete. I'm a much better shot as a result. elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Composure,_Speed,_And_Precision

LOL ME 2

BloxyTuxedo same

BloxyTuxedo same

me too.

Basically this dude is Apollo

😂😂

omg hahahahahahahah xDxD xD

FOMP

@@grimgreycastle5141 He is a Dragonian (Dragonborn Argonian)

Still have a arrow in your knee??

Gogmazios Z That I do, citizen.

😂

Gogmazios Z No lollygaggin’.

Yes sir!

Don't encourage him. He's a rich and overpriviledged person.

I’ve done this every year for a decade I’m a 90 year old Japanese gamer born and raised in Japan 🇯🇵

Nice profile picture.

@@thefifthhorsemen9676 agreed. Wait am I missing something?

well seems like brain didn't get hurt, what did you expect from that guy

Typical

@@ornstein2419 More like typical racist , whatever bad thing happened - blame it on non-nord!

Beacuase he's batman duh

maybe the guard's brain was on his knee lol

LOL

I used to be a merchant like that but then I took an arrow to the head.

No because I'm not Norwegian

Domingo Rodriguez it's a blast

Dovahkiin KhajiitMaster You just have to give it a shot

Domingo Rodriguez I wish I was this good.....

+Geek Plays L

Tyler Currier Yeah lol

Ikr xD xD

Yeah he locked them in place with mods or commands lol. Still cool af though

They're NPC. They're program to have only 3 seconds of empathy.

Lol, when he sat down i was like those fucking arrows better not come back down and kill these dudes... And sure enough

Will Croston Lol right!

Just commenting so you can have a happy nostalgia trip when you see this

@@MajinHuey he is dead bro

@@mm1nt probably

Fireblast the arrow went back in time

luccas foress time wound.

This comment is gold

Fireblast lmao comment of the day for me😂

Best comment on here

The air grazed my nipple!

Fwullie RU-vid recommended episode 99847

Ein großer RU-vidr hatte mal auf das Video reagiert lol

Hast du dir verdient

Cuz you pulling off some BADASS sniper shots

Question: do you have steady aim at 2 or 3 because Ive heard having it at 3 makes it slower/worse?

GT J also u can hear the hit sound as the person falls

Lol takes an arrow straight through the head, yet still wants to fight hahahahaha

***** Cough* Cough* I Think u mean- Cough* Cough* Nord?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH! I THOUGHT YOU MEANT NORD... CUZ LIKE... U KNOW... SKYRIM...

Hold my mead.

One Punch Man yeah I was gonna say the same thing

He can make it

OxalFire yea right I can make a direct shot to riften from markarth

The entire Skyrim map is only 4km x 4km

it's not possible,

Pretty sure that isn't possible.

This video is part trickery and illusion.

@@lukereynolds7893 no. It's necessary.

@@fxcemzsk5017 lol.

fallsblack it's fake

and just like that i've lost the ability to trust

McRello, you're fake. kappa

fallsblack it's not fake don't worry. lol

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bDN1EU1_wVA.html

I just realized the video was on 2014 after read ur comment

Yep

Same here, this vid is gold

Did it to me twice. Saw it last year and it's back again at almost the same time in 2020 like c'mon yt 🤣

Teehee

My god that was amazing i gonna practice my marksman skill from now on.

Congratzz :D i could have made some of the shots i think but far from everyone :D

name of your graphics mod please bro

chris roebuck check the description. ALWAYS CHECK THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE ASKING.

Damn right

+Lord Bolton Muh lord.

Bửu Phan Đắc r.i.p Ricon

But they weren't running...those are the rules...

Honestly, that Stark boy was an idiot.. EVERYONE knows you gotta ZIG!

To Isengard! To Isengard! The HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS

LastMinute LastSecond Lololol i love that song

'Where is Gandalf for i much desire to sleep with him'

Samet ORUÇ an archer better then me???????

Elffffs? SKINNY ELFS

I. am. honestly. dyin'. of. laughter. ha ha *HA* No seriously I love those kinds of jokes

Lol

Oh gods yeah couldn't help but laugh at that, that's perfect.

Fucking racist

Yea but im german

Lord Arryn goes

Lord Arryn goas

@@hypecenter2986 goos

@@Sraxton goze?

The stealer of sweet rolls

but did he really endendended it?

he shot their knees

10x Legendary 😂

Br

Archery 111

Carl 'CJ' Agaragã archery 420. memes 69. arrows shot in the knee 666.

That profile pic tho 😂

You too? Memory lane lol

Right!?!

Swear im playing it right now

Cloud Toxic yea

Play Enderal, it's so much better than Skyrim ❤️

Right... reference to how damn good the game is lol

Kiyoshix i used to be an archer like this then.... My ps3 broke :(

I thought you were gonna say "then I took an arrow to the knee..."

I just got that

Kiyoshix XD

Buy a house in Solitude and you can have all the sweet rolls you want!

@@fatherleo4603 yeah for the price of 12,500 sweet rolls...

Cool pfp

i miss recorder

Lmao 5 months later and I get a heart 😂😂

Looks and sounds a lot like Phineas Gage.

Sneak + dagger as soon as you have a bit in stealth and maybe even considered getting the dark brotherhood gloves

Duel cast Destruction magic is actually pretty fun and effective with the impact perk. You can stun lock every enemy.

Have you ever been a master conjurer? It's fun when u tag sneaking/archery in there and have your summoned creatures taking all the aggro as you just sneakily kill them still undetected lol

@@jannicklumme9298 Too bad it's useless in the final fight. :/

@@LeCharles07 With the right perks, your enemies lose sight of you when you crouch, letting you get full sneak damage for a split second mid-combat, and you can repeat it as many times as you'd like, though most of the time it only takes 1 swing. Or just get the invisibility spell.

victim: Never torturer: Prepare for sudden death! victim: pfffff sudden death how are you gonna ki *PIEUW* torturer: ded

***** pfffffffiew archery increased to level 1000009

Yeah, and I'm queen barenziah, now tell me another one

Git gud

This is obviously a shakedown. (Persuade)

Whirlwind Sprint to the max

Asdrubal Albiñana Moreno but not as fast as couriers

xd

did you relapse

carry on

UNLIMITED POWEEERRRR

I'm on day 180, nofap doesn't do shit

So, when's the honeymoon?

***** She literally got an arrow to her knee in our honeymoon.

Roger Carter I don't see the point there. Probably because it's knee-deep?

My cousin is out there being an archer...

Let me guess. Your cousin is a wood elf. lol

at the start whiterun looks fucking beautiful

sOME DAY I'LL HAVE THAT PC! I swear.

Kinjii it looks old gen af 1:20

Except the draw distance tho

*SERIAL KILLER VIBE INTENSIFIES*

@Straight Busta jesus

Yes I do............ Oh do they get annoying.... Kinda like nazeem

Don't worry. Your normal. We all try to kill the annoying little shits.

A man of culture

this is actually one of the coolest skyrim vids i've ever seen, good job man. Also, is that German?

You are so pro.good video

How do you do all that?

Habib McMuslim yes it is (i am german i should know)

Legalis of Skyrim

Logan Snider The best Skyrim clip i have seen in years !!! haha

+Logan Snider Oh sh*t who the f*ck invited Chuck Norris into our game? xD

I shoot so well it surgically pierces through the time space continuum before it reaches the head and after it's passed through. GET ON MY LEVEL SCRUB

um its shrub not scrub... also can u even shoot a bow so shitty that the arrow bounces off your huge modded armor into your head hand or khajitti follower's ear?

...Blimey.

I missed a point blank mammoth...

missed frost giant with fus-ro-dah... but still cant top that Jabroni damn... your good...

Mache ich morgen auch gleich. Aber ich könnte nie auf die Nachtsicht als Kajit verzichten

Same ..... I thought the bow was useless which was why I played as a brute that charged into battle with a sword however my brother encouraged me to use the bow because he said it was more "useful" and at first I didn't take his word but now it's the only weapon I yield.

same!

+PDNA In Farbe kannst ein Vampire Lord werden, dann hast du Vampire's Sight (auch in Normaler Form)

+LahnaKala lmao

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2QHdXWpCIVA.html

Rahul Singh Self Advertising in the most terrible way possible.

i have left man self advertising

but you watch so thank you

Christian this is german

eye ballin' good luck, dude.

*four months later* You still playing it?

Still playing mate?

Too busy to even response.

I just stared again. Yet to decide what role I'm gonna play. Thinking of a mage or stealth archer.

+Sam Otten it's also called 'loneliness' in polish. kinda funny

Flying spagheti monster yay

Soledad in spanish... i dont like when they just translate the name of cities...

+zuzukyd it means isolated in English

+Sam Otten ;) i think german language perfectly fits this game somehow...

Secuta my arrows disappear after 200 yards

Add this to your Skyrim.ini: [Actor] fVisibleNavmeshMoveDist=12288.0000

thank you bro so thanks i can do this thank for you

Swiggity Swoog this is pc or Xbox one

Look at the upload date, lol

Or just living in your parents basement and don't have a job play Skyrim all day everyday

ryan K you bet! sick game play

It's still*

You don't have to be crazy to play this game, but it sure helps. Lol

VATS would be awesome in skyrim remastered...

sorry but , what is VATS X)

Sam Dumaine V.A.T.S from Fallout ?

+GORDOD still no vats in skyrim se xD i guess, i try skyrim se but still the same :/ even the bug :v

i was thinking similar like a auto aim or something to achieve those long distance pinpoint shots....

Young J.C i bet the guards one hand their swords ;)

also if your an orc or maybe nord the guard will comment on this regularly... or if you use a bow with lvl 35+ Or if you have too many combat mods (like the ones letting you use 2h weapons with a single hand or vice versa and sometimes mods that give 2 copies of the same sword for 1h and 2h but for 1h only gave a different animation instead of assigning the weapon to that specific skill)

i also noticed for my dark elf master wizard (Who never lifted a weapon in his life) "Fancy a bow, eh? never could quite get the hang of it myself." then proceed to say "Keep your hands to your self sneak thief" or "your the new member of the companions, so what do you do fetch the mead?" even though i've never been to Jorvaskir... I only have the misc quest to talk to their harbinger, whatever that is. (never done their questline) And the problem everyone has with the BLIND AF alchemist of whiterun who claims i have ataxia, the rattles, and that i'm a nord... guess she's been 'sampling' too many ingredients (glowing mushrooms/spider eggs) (Or was curious if the narcotic in the tale of "the Dunmer Skooma eater" was as harmful as was described) PS: it is... as said by my great grand father: Champion of cyrodil... and his grandmother's uncle: the N'wah know as 'Nerevarine' "So what if he stoped some Dagoth whatever in red mountain he still goes against the three 'True Tribunal' Sotha Sil, Vivec, and Amelexia are the true gods of the dunmer people and you can't forget about our Dark Lords, the daedra Mephala, Boethia, and Azura... because of him, and my family's relationship to him most of the other dunmer have lost all respect for me and my family ever sense our people went back to the Tribunal instead of 'Old Lord Nerevar, and some go as far as blaming us for the destruction of red mountain!!!!! But all aside he (Nerevarine) was still a great hero of our people and is still taught about in the temples although he was only an man he was a great one and he had the privilege of Azura's blessing and the hearing of her voice... but he still had not risen to godhood Nerevar was a hero and saint, nothing more" Srry for the long post... I Am An Absolutely *Major* Lore Junky... and played all of the elder scrolls games from Morrowind all the way to Elder Scrolls Online... ...although i rather not talk about that one because i never got to beat it. that and its not lore heavy as much as its about screaming about how you fucked my mother or how the main quest gave you ass cancer or whatever... although the story itself is rather interesting about coldharbor and all the alliance war... although it could have been put together a lot better if it had focused a little less about being solely online as it could have (for the better) been a completely solo campaign or you *could* play with a few friends online if you wish, or maybe when you beat the main campaign (and got to say lvl 50) you where given the option to continue leveling and testing you skill or building new ones in Pvp and side questing online, perhaps doing the war quests online but only doing so if *you* chose to go online and you could go back at any time. Also the war questline could be done by joining the war via going to a capital city of the preferred alliance to get a quest to join up that way or a possible alternative for all those freelancers would be to sneak into the imperial city through many different hidden passages and caves for each alliance, kinda like how the Serpent's Trail is used in the skyrim mod series Beyond Skyrim: (Specifically Beyond Skyrim: Bruma) as a (SPOILER ALERT) smuggler's cave from skyrim to cyrodil and back again, and used by the player as a alternate way into skyrim other than the border (for those who haven't either became dragonborn, rich, or beat the civil war quest for the imperials) also for villainous roleplaying as a thief/smuggler/bandit or you can do it my way as a cruel master over all life and death (Destruction/Conjuration master plus expert Restoration and apprentice Alteration/illusion) I also have badass armor mods like the *Bigger and Badder LICH KING Collectors Edition by LuciferX10* search for it on the skyrim nexus And again so sorry for the extremely long post

me too... PS: i have played all the races (and genders) in skyrim except for the regards and high elves they comment about the furry ears even when your an argonain who doesn't have ears

and i apologized for the 4 paragraph comment... Surprised you read it that quickly... and you understood it?

I was about to make an anime joke but i took an arrow to the knee

True story the enemy notices you runs to you and you miss and then you pull out your sword and shield while being in inner panic

I can relate this on spiritual level

Omg. Political troll detected under a gaming vid. Must be lost. Please show him the way back to the 1930'.

ooooohhhh shiiiieeeeet. MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC HERE!

I'm sorry DEKA there's nothing we can do for him, he's gone

yeah so advanced they lost 2 world wars pathetic

Germany had more advance technology back and would had taken all of Europe if USA didn't got involved in the war, think about it they held us off at two fronts for a while then they just got overrun with the lack of recources and money

hahaha

Original. Funny. Insightful.

xD

Хан Замай?

че ты за хуйню несешь? Какой хан замай? Есть персонаж лучник в овервотч Hanzo или как-то так называется, мейн - значит он его мейнит, типо только на лучнике ебашит в овер

And well deserved!

oh you play the german version me too :D

Legolas plays sky rim confirmed

what da hell JosephAMiner

3000 bucks?

hit one flying! I am skilled enough to kill one in mid air.

+Britishgamer9005 mid air = flying

+Gofaw Well I only did it once. I can hit them flying but I very rarely kill one in mid air I just got lucky. Seeing a dragon crash land couldn't have been more epic.

+K MT i still cant do that sad

+Britishgamer9005 they don't crash land- that's how I know you're lying

Underated comment

This comment loool

why not

Doctaime good point :P

Stefan Rosso Haha :D No, really. Making a screw hexagon headed is not a crazy hyper alien technology i think

I just wonder why I haven't seen a wrench in Skyrim yet :D

Stefan Rosso actually, where did you see this kind of screw in the video?

Well it is called 'fast travel'

Yeah Bethesda's games used to actually be good before they decided they wanted money more than offering a fun experience.

I was also surprised by that.

Dezurat ya time goes by accordingly but the arrows just freeze in time I guess

​@@Smoothsmoothie sounds like theory of relativity or sorta :)

Why

This happens to me alot

Hold the buton to get it fully erectile

Erectile disfunctional 🤣🤣

*turn to the left!* *turn to the right!* Me: ...

exactly, they are not even in view, how can he know exactly where they are and get a headshot on them...

plays on projector? lol

it can be adjusted through game ini of skyrim

First, you need to have a PC powerful enough to let you set a long view distance. As for me, I can only play close combat lol

He literally didn't even see them, they weren't even rendered. Some of the shots were made at distant land models. I smell something fishy about this and it's not just the argonian.

ajo is ma goaned aufgfoin xD STEHT AUF!!!

At first I was a bit surprised that he / she played the game in German because the title was English XD

DAS KAISERREICH

HAIL ALDMERI BUND

This is Nazi joke. Nobody can understand

Well his name translates to 'stupid'

They were writhing in the filth of their own corruption. THEY DESERVED TO DIE!!!! 😂😂😂

Gandalf too.

try to guess who was Tolkien elves archery teacher?

MigeMaur oh fuck! Someone shot me, must've been the argonian in front of me, even though the arrow hit the right side of my head Fucking racists

Rodrigo A.M dude chill 😂

Rodrigo A.M LMFAOOO

dude wtf is wrong with you that you cannot recognize a joke?

Haven't laughed that much for quite a while :))

precision engineering

Notoriously good at archery.

Look like you dont have good history knowledge

Fookin hate them

Don't worry Alduin. You are not alone. That's common amongst the uneducated.

+Alastor heh ^^

+TheGameplayCenter you're German coreect

i dunno, i think they look cute.

+TheGameplayCenter aw they are!

I dunno I picked khagit cause it's a cat

Kajiit

Scalie** sry had to

Seems He Has Pure Luck With His Arrows

4 months late but still I should say,nice imagination 🤣

😐. 👏

+Cole Watts *Cricket sound*

Well thats jsut racist

+Leevi Saarinen yeah that's jsut racista

After you've played it a lot on German it gets annoying. I'd much rather play the English version, eventhough I am german.

LamaarFX Hahaha to be honest I think everyone would feel this way about the language they play the game on. English is my 2nd language and I play on English because my native tongue is not an option. But I get sick of hearing "let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll" a lot.

Quinn Heinz 😂😂😂finally

😂😂 fucking skyrim 😂😂

I used to be an archer like you then i took an arrow from a guys knee.

LEL

lmao mead ^__^

LOL!

EnderWolf, you are home, go drunk.

(Holds the mead) Awww come on you're a spoil sport Udrakan. Here EnderWolf. Hit this mead bottle I just found off my head. (Wipes moon sugar off face)

Zelix B Here you go. *Hands you a bottle*

hell yea love the reference

He's a good archer but has he ever killed Titanus? No...

GerryBolger and even if he did, he would have to kill him 2 more times before even being considered for a Wonderbroom(TM) application.

That sounds familiar , I’m a khajiit

CheeB lol

I need some arrows that can kill the sun.

T_T

I'm an argonian :(

I for one will take a lesson too. If an archer shoots his bow straight up while standing in front of me? I am sure as hell not gonna wait at the spot to see where the arrow falls. ;)