Slapping a chicken at 3725.95 MPH 

You’re finally awake! Got caught trying to slap a chicken at 3725.95 MPH. Walked right into the limitations of the human body ambush like me and that guy over there.

this saved my life this is my favorite video ever of all time period

GOD DAMMIT TODD HE DID IT TO US AGAIN

[We'll be right back]

Todd howard created chickens

Btw that’s faster then the speed of light

Cooked my own leg it was delicious and painful

Someone actually did it BTW, and made the other half of the video with a peace of raw beef.

what a nice shidpost

Yes

- That's kinda clichee but go on - Well, I mean - Harpoon? - I - I - I'd kill somebody just like stoning people but with apples at him? Just keep it throwing apples at a person, until you die? FATALITY FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP FWoP

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD

So much happened

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hi

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Stop violenta impotriva animalelor

not funny. didn’t laugh