As a metalhead, I can confirm that this shit came from one crazy man since I know that noone in heaven swears and that hell doesn't give a flying fuck about a dumb song. Still. Very good song, reminds me kind of Tenacious D.
he wont let us forget he was a band kid. however he didnt even play a wind instrument which is pretty impressive. bro is blessed by apollo with the gift of music i think
true i saw him in hit movie space jam, they wanted to have jort storm in the movie but unfortunately couldn't as jort storm was produced 27 years after space jam
I can only image how insane this must have been for a non-JRWI enjoyer. Hearing this song with only the context of "Jean elemental" must have been a fever dream. Im so ready for this.
I took what was intended to be a brief break from jrwi and now it’s been about a year since I last listened…. I have zero clue how Jort Storm came to be but I definitely have to start listening to the show again
I’ve never watched jrwi but I have watched other Charlie content and I have learned to expect the most chaotic shit from him so I was completely unsurprised lmao, fun fact this was his first stream I’ve ever caught live and it was great
The funniest part is the fact that most JRWI music intros have at least some canonical relation to the story, this is just pure chaos and Jort storm appeared for 10 minutes and then died 💀
@@Milkerswithbighandlesactually he said that there was very light auto tune! He played the before and after when adding the auto tune and there was practically no difference hdvdjsk
I love the fact that the backing track is just a random track he found for use, because that means there's a chance in the future that someone else will use it and ill be like "where did i hear this before?" and ill be thinking about it for a long time until i remember and shout JORT STORM and it is once again stuck in my head
This just in: we're recieving reports, that a new fad is taking the nation by storm, its name? JORTS It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Woo!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive jean/gene! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! JORT SOTRM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA JORTICANE JORTNADO JORTNAMI JORTQUAKE JORTRUPTION JORTALANCHE JOOORTPOCALYPSE The jort storm's comin', (JORTS) So you better start running fast, its a chase but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They're the new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occaison Jorts in the pool Or even better, Wear 'em to a funeral yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) My personality is 99% Jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes are short! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS! Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio, To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy, I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa The elders foretold. (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold. A new god of the earth. (JORTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!
THERE IS A WORD FOR JORTS IN SPANISH! (jotas, which yes if you translate jorts to spanish it will be jotas but if you translate jotas to english it will be jacks) i will work on a spanish version of the lyrics. but do not ask me how i am gonna do jorthulu, jortnado, jorticane, jortnami, jortquake, jortruption, jortalanche , or jortpocalysp, OR jearth, because i do NOT know.
I would never imagine anyone who has more than one functional kazoo at a time, but for Charlie it actually makes sense BTW love the whole concept of Jort Storm, wish he returns to Riptide one day
Genuinely was my exact thought while watching/listening to this vod while I cleaned my bathroom. I wanted someone to ask him who would even have more than one kazoo anyway, and normally I don’t think anyone expects a kazoo to NOT be broken lol
i was laughing so hard i got lightheaded at him saying "what the fuck, i hit that shit, what the fuck" because yes sir he did, that was such an amazing part lmao 30:04
4:30 - I've been saying this a lot but Charlie's excitement about Ranboo playing with him is literally so brotherly of him. They are the equivalent of Tommy and Wilbur and I see them as this duo's American cousins lol
i still remember when ranboo mentioned being shocked that he was streaming with slimecicle the first time they were together on the beating minecraft stream, so sweet, all the ranboo slimecicle duo content we’ve been getting recently is so good
I have just become hyper fixated like a few days ago on ranboo and it's awesome to see so much content with ranboo as well as my love slimecicle especially seeing generation loss wow they just go so well together
1:02:03 here’s the time stamp for when the song is finished for those who are constantly replaying this song like me. By god this man is something else, able to turn a stupid joke into a genuine banger with nothing but his wit and amazing recommendations from chat. Love this guy
This is officially the only song ever. The jortex has consumed me and I am now part of the Jort-hivemind. Also, when I heard the slower, very echo-y end, I totally thought the song would finish with the rise of Jorthulu, and there's just ominous laughter and lightning reverberating in the background
I love how he's so proud of every line to the point where he giggles so happily when putting together his song. Watching him make music just warms my heart!
@@techstuff9198 the autotune is very light. and I mean he does have a pretty good voice. his range seems to be HUGE those high notes were impressive!!!
do you by chance know what program he is using? i feel like its logic. whaat program do you use? trying to find one that i can make sense of but i dont have apple so no logic :(
10 names for a Charlie band: The Jortening Charlie and the Sludge The Goopy Jorts Charlie and the Jortstriders The Jortacorn Goopy Destiny 100 Days, 1000 Slimes The Kazoo Krawlers Notices Your Sludge There (more of a name for a song) Slimecicle in the Goo-bleckrooms
I need the full version somewhere. Ive already got it stuck in my head, I cant just keep going back in the vod to relisten. Please. This is amazing. Charlie is so fucking talented
charlie slimecicle is beyond this reality. literally every single line in his silly song hes so hyped about he giggles at every idea chat gives him even if he has to change an idea he really likes and he hit that high note first try?? he truly is a mighty one among us
I really wanted the lyrics to be “my personality is 99% jorts, I never wanted it to end this way taken by the storm.” And then cut to like a serious audio clip about like the dangers of jorts and how they are taking over the world
It's been almost six months since this came out, and I still go around my house singing "Jort Storm, Jort Storm's coming tonight / Jort Storm it's a catEGORY FIIIIIVE" so much so that my roommates do it now too. Slime you're actually insane and a total legend for this
Its always funny watching this video because you can tell hes genuinely enjoying the process, the giggles, the laughing, the self hype? If only everyone had the same energy this man has, we'd be so happy
So Mr.Slime where can I listen to all of your absolute banger songs youve made with such hits as "Flippa" and your new hit single "Jort Storm" which tells the story of the calamity.
fun fact: I swam in jorts when I went camping and thought I didn’t have a swimsuit… twice. And both times I did pack a swimsuit it just wasn’t where I thought it was and I was just inclined to swim in jorts.
