Snail farmer Arin takes on the WORLD! | Game Of Life [ROUND 1-1] 

Umm... Excuse you, Arin is *not* homeless, he's just living a free-spirited Bohemian lifestyle. Also, _we_ in the noble profession of snail husbandry prefer the title Snail *Rancher,* not *farmer,* we like to raise our snails in an ethical free-range manner. I also don't like your patronizing flippant dismissal of legitimate investments into fish real estate, and you'll come to rue your hasty judgment when the fish housing market booms. Lastly, it's obvious why the mazes are necessary, it's to make it difficult for the common rabble and unwashed masses to bother the landed gentry and pedigreed socialites who're obviously the only ones who can make civilization function. *Yes, this is satire; I feel like I shouldn't have to make explicit note of this, considering how ridiculously over-the-top the satire is; but I have to assume that even the most clear examples of satire and textual sarcasm will still cross paths with people who don't seem to be able to recognize it for one reason or another.*

@@Molue_ this actually made me laugh, thank you. i needed that.

@@MandiPandi_ASMR I appreciate that some people actually like my snide, often cynical, sometimes dark, and occasionally pretentious sense of humor-excuse me, *humour.* Gotta shoehorn in that pretentiousness when the opportunity's there for the taking.

I can't wait for an animation of this

@@darkangel21892 It'd be funny if it was stylized as a biographical documentary of Arin J. Hanson's rags-to-riches life story of bizarre careers choices and unorthodox business investments.

God I wish that was me

And no house

and 50 mazes

He’s out here living the life we wish we had

And with a dancing robot named Dan

god i WISH

me too

high key me to XD

Imagine my disappointment when it wasn't.

I wonder if they did all the dating games cause they pre-recorded stuff and have to go work on other projects.

And because Mochi, Mimi, and Otto keep eating all the fish since they are just fish bowls not aquariums. That's actually how it is on the card lol

You can picture Suzy screaming?

@@bananerz2731 "Don't sass me in front of the internet!" (From an ad they did)

@@awebtoonreader4979 Who's Otto?

@@bananerz2731 Suzy: "THESE CONTROLS ARE [censored] [censored]" It was a valentines video or something they did one time.

Well when life gives you snails I guess.

​@@MysticWarriorMJyou make escargot 😅

That's such a good mental image, thank you so much

Also if you notice you can hear arin echoing off Dan's lol

lmao yes perfect description

Can't the editor boost Arin's audio a little?

@@Juliana-Bub probably not because it's being recorded from one source through discord

That smoothie do be pretty smooth tho

Made one today...didn't get paid though

Hit it with that PB for some umami and money

No but my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and now they won't leave

As Dan once said “I’d show you but I’d have to charge” lol xD

10 minute power hour 2060

just like that movie with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci. which one's the lesbian? i think we all know.

Arin: "but he had nothing to do with my invention!" Dan: "Ya well, my name's on it" Judge: "the court rules in favor of Mr.Sexbang"

The lore in this episode is rich

@@MonteCreations Fucking loved it

That's why they call Dan 'Mr. Business'!

@@jNetDowling Mr. Business vs. The Video Game Boy

If thats not the american lesbian dream I'll eat my hat.

@@squallsrapture as an American WLW, can confirm, thats my biggest goal in life

netflix could make a show out of it

@@maxemmel6422 i'd watch the fuck out of it

@@maxemmel6422 I'd watch that tbh

💯

- true - every axxl comment sounds like that guy who was in his garage with the bookshelf who wouldn’t stop saying “knowledge” weird. And I know it’s wrong, but that level of screamed 12 year old clout begging just cracks me up so bad

@@AxxLAfrikuPlease stop.

@@Lucifersfursona You mean Tai Lopez? Lol.

Hey can we all just collectively ask RU-vid to delete axxl off the face of the internet forever?

I would always spin so hard that the wheel would fly off the spindle 😂

Mine had a peg broken off between two of the numbers, so whichever one you got depended on the momentum of how hard the spinner bounced when it stopped...

@@MelRevoldt ALWAYS ACTING LIKE IT WAS A BEYBLADE.

@@AislinKageno It’s a metaphor. Life is a bit bumpy

@@NerdyOTt LET IT RIIIIIIIIIP~~

Yeah, it was a good feeling to win a beautiful forehead contest. A shame I also blew thousands of dollars on fish bowls.

ok

😂

Even for lesbian couples? Clearly Arin’s wife was stepping out on him for that to even be a possibility.

@@PinesmokeArt maybe lesbian!Arin or her wife are trans? Or maybe a relative dies unexpectedly and leaves them with custody of a child? Or maybe it's a boardgame and I'm overthinking it

@@friendlyinternetmeerkat7838 They adopt roaming orphans on the street like a Sonic the Hedgehog character.

this made me pee laughing

@@rachaelhinds9092 oh

Ah, the good ol days

@@rachaelhinds9092 you laughed while taking a piss? Same

Oh you'd love the pictures of arin and suzys wedding. I personally loved the top hat lmao 😂

I mean... I have a top hat... and no wedding planned... yet...

Theyve talked about it in earlier episodes including wonderfully awkward photos. But I suppose you can probably google it.

in front of dinosaur skeletons too. the photos are epic

He looked like an absolute goon in it lmao that's why he hates that he wore it

Haha I was gonna comment this. It’s too good

1877 kids for cash

@@cameronwilsey9334 K-I-D-S Kids for cash.

I have three kids and no money, why can’t no have no kids and three money?

Lol I think it’s like this is the amount your kids are willing to give you to help take care of you in your old age (grown kids earning their own money)

K.F.C. Kids For Cash.

that's a biiiggggg room 😅

That was possibly the tamest weird line she could have walked in on.

You should show her the dark side of game grumps

You got lucky, she could've walked in on "finally i get to trade in my kids for cash!"

🤣

Dan mentioned your comment on fun in funeral episode of Sonic Heroes I can't believe I found it for myself

Aren't you lucky he's a family Dan?

Your profile pic fits what you said lol

i wonder if that happened in the digital version- would the game just give you a bus?

Me too lol. I ended up with a whole extra car full of kids and eventually got divorced but after my wife left, I was still stuck with all the kids.

@@grayskyee You still only get the minivan that shows a max of 4 kids, but at the end of the game you still cash in the total number of kids you got even though they aren't visually represented in the car.

@@ram89572 ahw, thats kinda sad, imagine being born only to immediately get yeeted into the shadow realm for your entire childhood, and then when your parents retire, you get traded in for cash

@@ram89572 they're just strapped to the roof of the car or being held in a tow behind trailer 😂

I'd prefer to assume she's staring lovingly at the door, so happy that she's got such a goofy bastard to share her life with.

You’re getting a hell, Ur going to dell

Arin does happen to be a farmer so a dell fits-

Epic reference my dude redit gold

Oh my god, that makes me remember something I saw once from a Twitch streamer I follow. He and some of streamer friend were fucking around making stupid noises-mostly just moans with some groans and grunts-and then his girlfriend (who also streams on Twitch but wasn't streaming with them that night) walked in and said, "I hear uncontrollable moaning in here, what's going on?" in a slightly *bemused,* but also slightly *amused,* tone.

And then his client ended up in jail because he was sleeping.

Dan: "I'll be a laywer!" Dan's Jewish Parents: "So woi weren't you a loier the last twenty years of your loif?"

Eh, I mean he chose between lawyer and fashion so that was a pretty Legally Blonde move

I mean, there's a reason they call him "Mr. Business".

To be fair his actual career consists of putting on spandex singing sex songs and playing video games. An office job might be his fantasy lol

Dan would make a GREAT dad

He'd fucking pre, dude

“Michelle! Come in here, the internet funny man and Daniel sexbong are living a fantasy life! I’m gonna fuckin pre!”

He'd complete as some might say

...Anthropology?

@@AislinKageno yes.i wanted to be a vet. And one of my required classes at the time was anthropology, therefore...

Me too. No one wants to play it, though. People say that the game is too long.

Im still losing that game

It's the game of life 2

This is the most generic shit and you all made it top comment.

I read this in Arins Obama voice

that was my favorite version!

That version was my childhood

that version SLAPPED!!!!

Yeah that one is the superior version

Still can't believe they gave those away inside cereal boxes for a while, along with a bunch of other classics

I thought he'd just pick pink imaging it's Suzie...

I love how Arin full sends himself into utter distress because he just has such genuine love and joy for anything and everything cute

I appreciate this comment, because everyone is having fun calling him a "lesbian snail farmer," and I am like, excuse me, he weighed BOTH options and I choose to view this as representation. ...I'll take what i can get, you know?

@@AislinKageno sapphic snail farmer

"Take over the world... As powerful women."

Cucumber!

There arent a whole lot of vagabond millionaires who dont get an opportunity to buy a house.

Arin's voice balance isn't great, yeah.

It’s because they’re not in the same room, they’re quarantined and using discord

Because they aren't recording this in the same location lmao

Guys. It's only relevant that they aren't in the same place if they're still trying to use the same microphone.

I mean... there is room between them 👀

Because Dans a jew, right?

Yet Dan got fired, so his time in Law School meant nothing.

OBJECTION!!

*sweats in phoenix wright*

that’s just the plot of apollo justice: ace attorney

Oh happy disbarment day btw

@@cellochicita I instantly heard "Cornered" when I read that.

He becomes a Farmer and Stunt-performer.

I mean, he is the one who wins after all (except the times when he doesn't win... but he's still our beloved Video Game Boy)

same with the dinklebergs in the fairly oddparents

@@IHeartDrawingStuff **realization finally hits** OH SHI--

You just blew my mind!

Wdym a real game? XD

@@Xarazel being born in the USA is already a win. Sad to see so many people who want to destroy a beautiful thing.

@@CigaretteCrayon True that.

Not going to college? Plenty of people opt out. Lots do trade school.

@@ForestofCicadas no I mean in the game of life

Yeah but before that he wasted years on weed. Everyone has their ups and downs.

Can I play European life?

Dan had a legitimately fulfilling and pleasant life. I hope the rest of his real life can mimic that.

@@FredCracklin I agree, I wont lie I'm intrested in seeing the next generation of Dans.

Same lmao

@Erlyn Nicma Alright, alright, alright...

Snail-liens!! Like that cute slime farming game, except snails. Now I wanna draw this, but I have to wait until my finals are over.

Truth

PFP checks out.

Omg me too! Ross' Mario Maker gave me second-hand anxiety...

We all need a break from it

We will see it again this summer or maybe never again. They finished every level but the last one.

While I think that's partially true, I also think the reason is because Ross's mom passed away and he needs time to grieve before he comes back to twitch to do reactions. I think the grumps are just trying to give him time.

It's hilarious

Underrated comment

Like Dan said, though, they can just renew their vows. Couples in my family have done that throughout the decades.

@@Daelyah yeah but Arin is extra af

I was thinking he was describing Harry Potter 4 😂

SAME! I’ve always thought it was because of how they sang their theme music for their podcast. Either way it’s accurate and hilarious.

@@ep5117 I think its just because of the podcast song but idk

Life is depressing

Huh