And my video isn't going to change your mind Links for people who love links: Twitter - / jennyenicholson Facebook - / jennynicholsonvids Tumblr - / spiderjewel I'm not gonna link that Mace Windu video. Let its reign of terror end
@@alexanderbrown8921 That joke did not originate in that video game. "It's too... urban" has been a casual racist joke for decades. I remember hearing it in TV shows in the early 2000s. The first episode of Walking Dead came out 2010. Walking Dead made a reference to a racist joke, not the other way around.
ChaoticKreg You could just as well say this is a reference to the concept of racism rather than TWD. I’m not saying TWD was the first to use urban in this context. I’m saying the entire quote in this comment (Except Mace and Dark Side) is the exact same words and phrasing. It’s a clear, direct quote from TWD, and therefore a reference to TWD over anything else that might happen to use the word urban in a similar context.
I’m here from the future to tell you that the truth about Snoke is far more disappointing - he was a high school science project which received a C-Grade
No you fool! Snoke is the Rancor! He wants revenge on Luke Skywalker for nearly killing him with the gate! So he lost a lot of weight due to his affinity to the dark side. Also, Snoke's supposedly super tall.... guess what.... SO IS THE RANCOR!
"You want to buy some death sticks?" "You don't want to sell me death sticks. "I don't want to sell you death stick." "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I want to go home and rethink my life." It was then that the boy (we'll call him Mouse) went home and thought about his past. He began thinking about all of the great Jedi warriors that fought, that died, that made a difference in the galaxy. He dedicate the rest of his life to learning the ways of the force so he too could become a Jedi warrior. Then he heard what the Chancellor had to say about the Jedi after they had supposedly attemped to destroy the republic. Instead, Mouse decided to become a Sith. During Sidious's reign, Vader took in a number of Sith trainees including Mouse. This was until one of Vader's trainees went against him and attempted to assassinate him. Vader had all of his trainees killed, but Mouse managed to survive. He was still too attached to the dark side to go against Vader and told himself that Vader did what he had to do. Once Mouse had heard of Vader and the Empire's falls whilst in hiding, he realized he had to do something to keep the Empire alive. He secretly reached out to surviving Empire members and put together The First Order. He eventually became so powerful from his self-training whilst in hiding that he was able to manipulate the mind of young Ben Solo and rename himself Snoke. He got Ben Solo to turn against his father and instead worship his grandfather. Ben Solo was fully loyal to Snoke as he spent the rest of his life trying to crush the resistance, the new republic, and his family. And that's the story of how Snoke saved Christmas. Goodnight!
@@tatianagois7291 Absolutely no shame in loving Wayside...they were really clever and wholesome. I just remembered the running gag of "dead rats" being, like, a species of rat, and not an indicator of whether or not the animal was alive.
LMFAO spot on that speculation is nonsense and you're not the only one to the debunk his theory oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry speculation because that's exactly what it is speculation.
@@andrewmakesthings Some people think that "mysterious" automatically equals interesting. He doesn't have any interesting motivations, ideas, or themes related to his character, but he's unknown and vague, so he's instantly cool
Snoke was originally Emperor Palpatine's blow-up doll. When Palpatine "died," his energy entered into said doll and created the Snoke persona just to be whimsical.
Sverige VK Obviously, Mace Windu dropped that disguise when it outlived its usefulness. He was already finished with his brand new Snoke holo-costume by then. This time, with more visible baldness, the lack of hair matching his lack of scruples.
xvx4848 I think episode 2 would have reveled that JarJar was a sith lord working behind the senses but George Lucas got too scared when the public started hating on JarJar so much :/
They'd all go to confront snoke, because that's what you're supposed to do in Star Wars. And they're like, snoke, now you must fight us, this is an intervention! And he's like "....can't". What do you mean you can't? Here, I have a spare light saber. //kicks light saber to his feet//. "No, you don't get it, I can't touch a light saber". //audience awes! What terrible power he must have to not fight with a light Saber! Some force duel must be starting!//. Nonsense! Everyone can touch a light Saber! Come on, just press the on button and fight me. "No, I don't have arms... or legs.... or a body." Wuiuuuuuuuuuut? Oh, wait, you're a force ghost, aren't you? "Not quite, I'm a hologram". .........you're a hologram? Of a person? Where is the real you? "Nope, no person, just hologram. This is me. //flickers doing hologram stunts//. See, 100% hologram". //everyone feels stupid//. Sooooooooo. "Sooooooooooo". Yeaaaaaaaah. "Yeah :/" this just got crazy awkward, can I still fight you with this light Saber and you play dead for a sec? "Uh, i guess? Sure?"
Melthornal I like that, I hope Snoke Is Like some Ancient Dark Side Holocron/Hologram Inside a Super Invincible Dark Side Starfighter, like a Jedi Starfighter but a Dark Side Holocron Controlled Black Starfighter with Unlimited Light Speed, Snoke could be a Dark Side Holocron Starfighter created by Sidious.
And Rey has to beat Snoke In a Ancient Jedi Starfighter Created by Luke, they crash on Endor and the Dark Side power from the Holocron has to battle Rey weilding the Dark Saber.
Colour coding lightsabers is asinine at its inception. It's like horoscope for Jedi and Sith? Anakin Skybumbler used his blue glowstick as a Sith to murder kids in RotS.
Darth Maul coming back to life is indeed canon - all the stuff from TCW and Rebels got folded into mainline canon. I thought that was a pretty cool storyline, because despite how utterly ridiculous and awful-sounding the premise is, they really sell Maul being this hate-fuelled maniac who has used the raw strength of his bitterness and spite to survive for years in miserable, sordid isolation while mortally wounded. It's a good re-imagination of what was originally a really flat non-character, and it shows the Dark Side's true face: powerful, but far from glamorous, because all it's really done for Maul is keep him alive while he descends into degradation and madness. Like, there is just so much more there than the growling guy with cool makeup who does a flip in Phantom Menace.
I personally think the way Darth Maul survived was pretty cool. The reason I say that is since when I watched episode 1 I wanted him alive and enjoyed the clone wars then rebels until he died once and for all in the rebels
God, thank you. Maul still being alive was one of the dumbest "twists" ever. Dude was cut in half and dropped down a 500-ft shaft. His "hatred" didn't keep him alive when his bowels and 90% of his blood volume landed in a puddle thirty feet away at 300mph. He wasn't even that powerful a Sith. he was just a dude that happened to look cool and be there at that time in history.
Devil's advocate: Maul was cut apart at the waste, missing all vital organs. And the only time a lightsaber draws blood in canon is when the alien's arm is lopped off in Ep IV, so maybe they naturally cauterize the wound. That said, yeah, Maul was definitely supposed to be dead after Ep I.
The "fans" utter desperation to have everything connected in a very small universe and focus was totally exposed by The Last Jedi. They are like the hardcore fans of soap operas.
And yes, Darth Maul surviving being cut in half and falling a million miles down one of the Star Wars universe's many vertical shafts is completely idiotic.
What's with all those bottomless pits with no railings? Are there nets on the bottom to catch people? There wasn't a net on Cloud City. Maybe Lando was cutting some corners to save money.
The last couple weeks of fandom freakouts have been really fascinating because they give us so, so much insight into how diehard fans think storytelling should work. Like, yeah, having Snoke be an old character in disguise would be pointless, redundant, shed no insight into his character, grind the story to a halt, needlessly resurrect existing plotlines for no reason, and basically be cheesy, shameless, pandering fan service that would accelerate Star Wars' downward spiral into irrelevance. But then you listen to these fans bitch and you'd think "Everyone is related to everyone else" is some ironclad rule of drama invented by the ancient Greeks.
LAVATORR , I wouldn't say that the "die hard" fans are pushing the "everyone is related" agenda. I consider myself a diehard Star Wars fan, and I think that is a STUPID agenda. I think those fan theories are just lazy, non-imaginative garbage that spew from people who are ignorant of the small pieces of storytelling that actually redeem the over the top camp that usually populates a Star Wars film. They're more lightsaber and spaceship fans, than actual film and drama fans. They see the superficial, never getting below the surface. And, it's funny, because Star Wars films are NOT deep. So...yeah. I don't get it either. Like, so many people said that Finn must be Lando's son....
"George Lucas at the time didn't really care about the integrity of his series".... You are seriously the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Disney.
And I agree, bringing Maul back was kinda stupid.. I still haven't seen that whole Clone Wars arc but I am enjoying Maul's return on Rebels. It's pretty all right really. OMG what if Maul is Snoke? Someone make a detailed video about this so Jenny can make a video about why it's dumb!
@@vadoom3353 : 2 was trash, and 3 had a lot of annoying things about it when I rewatched it in my 20s. The main problem with the PT is that they were predominantly children's movies, which Lucas even admitted to.
+The Knightcrawler Really? you went there? I know she's cute, but come on!! You couldn't come up with something more imaginative? Speaking of imagination, naked is *so* boring! leaves nothing *to* the imagination!!! Besides, your username makes that remark so infinately more creepy... and *not* in a good way! The *real* Nightcrawler is much more classy than *that*! I expected *more* from you...
Luke is Snoke, it's the only way to train both Kylo Ren and Rey at the same time and that is what will truly bring balance to the force. That's what force-ghost Anakin told him to do. Rey is a female clone of Anakin and Kylo Ren is the nephew of Luke and the grandson of Anakin. Finn is Windu's son. What's going to happen though is that Rey crosses to the dark side and Kylo Ren crosses to the light side, in perfect synchronized swimming force ballet. Also Finn and Poe are gay for each other and R2D2 turns out to be the first force-using droid. Finn has been getting psychedelic transmissions from force-ghost Windu which made him defect from the first order stormtroopers. Rey gets pregnant by Poe in a twist where its revealed Poe is bi. She has twin babies who will start the next trilogy. R2D2 teaches BB-8 how to use the force but BB-8 goes to the dark side and has to fight R2D2 on a long skinny metal bridge in a super tiny death star called the Dark Vortex that sucks galaxies into a singularity.
+Denny B Awesome! Episodes 10, 11 and 12 right there... XP But mind you, the railing to that long skinny bridge *does* need to end a few meters from either side... just saying...
I like your snark. A lot. Yeah, and the whole "the colour of the lightsaber is because of your SOOOUUUL" crap is... crap. Because padawan go and find crystals for their lightsabers, if I recall. They are just freakin' rocks. Colour you can find and most appeals to you, sure, but... there's no logical reason it would have anything to do with whether you were once on the dark side or not.
The Second Death Star is Snoke. Real talk though, the whole point of Mace Windu and his fighting style is that he controls the darkness within him and channels it into his style without letting it take him over.
Sam Rider So why is the dark side dangerous and where does Windu get off preaching about how dangerous it is? Even the retconned prequels bullshit can't get things straight.
@@Shapes_Quality_Control Windu probably assumed very few people, or even only himself, could control the dark side like that. From what I can tell Mace could be pretty arrogant.
but you can;t deny that the whole fucking country is consumed by member berries. Member GOONIES lets make a movie of what their doing now. Member Yoda, he's now an Orange woman named Maz
+pttoau Weldezion Ehm... not to be nitpicking here... but you forgot *Mace Windu*!!! In the comment-section of *this* video.... Nice try, but kinda sloppy... ;P
There are people who entertain these theories because they are fun, and there are people who take them way too fucking seriously. The people who take them seriously are cancer. Same with the people who take the books as canon.
KotOR games, and SWTOR and the EU says that Purple lightsabers are a sign of Sith Royalty. Before the Rule of Two, if you had a purple lightsaber, it meant you were usually a very powerful Sith Sorcerer who was not to be trifiled with. Usually these individuals held a high place not only among their fellow Sith Lords but also politically within the Sith Empire. Still, the Mace Windu theory is dumb
vKILLZ0NEv Yeah I know that. Forgot to add that it was all EU and no longer considered canon. I never really thought of the EU as canon that affected the movies, so I was never really used to having to explain to people that they aren't canon.
I remembered reading in the Fate of the Jedi Series, I think it was this series, that the Purple Lightsaber means you are the best swordsman in the Jedi Order AKA the Sword of the Jedi. At least from what I read.
0:41 I think you meant Samuel L Jackson, the way this is phrased sounds like Mace Windu got to talk to George Lucas, not criticizing I just think it's fun to imagine it like this
I really like Darth Mauls return. It made him an actual character. He just looks cool and has a cool weapon in The Phantom Menace, but we don’t know anything about him. You can say that his return is a sloppy retcon, but you have to admit that Maul is a much more compelling character once we get to know him and see his entire motivation to get revenge on Obi Wan.
In Shatterpoint by Matthew Stover, it goes over how Mace invented Form VII light saber fighting. What makes form seven unique is that you must utilize the dark side in order to fight and be able to pull yourself back to the light side once you have vanquished your foe. Apparently the light side of the force is more powerful but the dark side is more ruthless which makes you a better fighter when using the dark side. Not saying Snoke is Mace but Mace definitely dabbled in the dark side.
Jar Jar Binks still has a better chance of being Snoke than Wace Windu does. Which is still a terrible idea, but after the Episode IX we got, I think I would have preferred Dark Lord Binks to send us out. His Sith name would be Darth Sipid.
I'm actually half-way on board with this theory. There's no reason to think it's true, but it would be a neat twist. It would also explain why Luke (perhaps) abandoned her, and when he meets her looks at her like he's seen a (force) ghost. Ie he knows who Rey is, doesn't trust her, and thinks she will fall to Snoke like Anakin did with Palpatine.
oh and of course, canon in cludes all of the clone wars and rebels animated shows. so maul is still alive, we have nto seen his final death. he did get spider legs, but later got more normal cyborg legs. thanks for all the great videos!
It’s so funny how EVERY discussion about what this and that could mean and how this and that could be connected IMMEDITALY died after last jedi and til this day hasn’t returned
Snoke is clearly Kylo Ren's and Rey's child from the future who used the force to go back in time and rewrite his past so he could have more ancient Earth pasta growing up. The scar on his head is clearly a scar from eating really hot pasta.
Snoke is the resurrected body of what remained of Anakin Skywalker.. The Acolytes of the Beyond pulled Vaders burning body from the fire as soon as Luke walked away
jaxxstraw Snoke is the smoke monster from Lost. Smoke plus... er, minus the em from Monster. Plus the en from Monster. Also, in a deleted scene, Solo mistakes the name for Smoke. It was a clue! Nothing further, case closed.