So I Created an Unstoppable Amiibo... 

Anime opening vs Anime ending

Drunk Alpha is amazingly funny and Jacob needs to pay Drunk Alpha more for the QUALITY content. Edit: Yes, I am aware that Jacob and Drunk Alpha are the same. It's a joke because Drunk Alpha acts so much differently than Jacob. Also, Jacob. Meglavona tweet when?

Iceman World Network, your name makes me sad :p

TonyNite me too man😔

@@icemanworldnetwork5533 I wish he were still here

Best joke I have heard this year.

@FriskyCat

“She’s treating Ubereats like a Mario Party mini game.” “What does that mean?” “...That she’s not doing her job.”

“3 2 1 GAY” is a close second

what in the fuck is that pfp

Failboat is still going through it

We are hoping it lasts

@@cjlite0210 and des

@@superllama6768 it didn’t

The era is still strong

I loved the Israel arc too back in FWOB.

Im just imagining someone Diana knows being an alpharad Fan and being like "hey did you deliver a mcdouble to a guy called Jake?" He dissed you in a youtube video."

I never realize when alpha gets drunk... because he always makes dumb jokes (FUNNY!!! :D).

I now have context for that not alpharad video

Bruh, thank you for the spoiler

Xenoblade* And yeah

"zenoblade"

I misclicked lol, but now has been fixed

Also alpharad: "shulk is the only jrpg protagonist that's the best character in the game"

shulk xenoblade is great :) shulk smash bros is stinky :(

800 likes exactly, yet no replies. take an 801st like.

You're DJ then? Good job

You're bananas

Why does this comment not have a heart?

@@cjlite0210 he was busy saying sorry to his liver

wasted your money becoming a member

"Gay cam." -Alpharad

Breaking news: Alpharad states publicly that he apologizes to nobody.

YOOOO A KHR FELLA

I can probably beat the amiibo

true

Oof

"But for real I could do it" - LittleTimmy2009

Busted on current smash. Sure...

But I do like your title.

Alternate title: Alpharad just wants his McDonalds

“That guys”

"Not"

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

@@GeorgeMarionerd you’re doing great

George Marionerd Same here

No, just an honest one.

ah yes, a "jojo" fan

@Raph M Pretty rare for people to make a gay joke that is funny and isn’t at a gay person’s expense so I’m a fan of this one :)

Fancy Fox Depends on the community. Some communities make some hilarious gay jokes.

Endershock1678 true that, there is a good and tasteful way.

Highlight of my fucking WEEK right there

It’s even funny cuz he’s bi

Big Papi Jose Also Alpha: the classic B.B.A.P

"I would like to apologize to Nobody" basically sums up Alpharad's channel.

The Odysseus reference!

Shoutouts to nobody!!

she was driftin like a goddamn joycon

@@liaminator4950 left joycon to be specific

@@daftbanana1 goddamn left joycon, always screwing me over.

I play him often. You can bet it feels worse.

@@Rarest26 then you also have no friends

Yo, Annette best girl!!

@@elliotcampbell7284 :D

Ah yes, *nobody friends*

This is a defeat for gay right activists everywhere.

I think they were too drunk

Sad fact, Gay Bowser might be gone for good since the new Mario 35th Anniversary Direct. So long, my old friend... Gay Bowser.

@@SteelCrustacean yeah i saw that, this is a global disaster

illusionhill and gay right activities

Wait is he actually? Good comment, nonetheless

@@Hose_10 yes, yes he is

Pretty sure he isn't any more

That was hilarious

Cool

DJ is now on my list of respect

Knuckles?

Alpharad plus gets better

I think you mean Jake

@@Harjeevan20 gotta love tyler editing

The Great Gatsby i thought his name was poop gotta

Why would he

Why would he? He's gay

why would he tho

*but why would he*

but why

Tune in next week to find out!

I love your pfp!

Every good story needs an even better villain!

DueNorth The Weeb thank you!

Gumby I do love me some Alpharad content

Keith "The" Laird Diana played her role perfectly

doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

Roy is always the boy except in fe 6 in fe 6 he doesn't exist

A fellow Roy main I see :)

That’s true

Ahhh yes. Our boy Roy. I as a main of him thought at first I WAS seeing the ghost, so I thought I could kill them. Then I stopped seeing them, but Roy just kept on swinging those aerials... I wonder... do WE control Roy? Or does Roy control us? Because sometimes he just throws out moves I don’t want him to, in soo many different areas now XD

@@Ace-kx5vq lol

I never realized how deep they thought out that part.

j e r k s

Not gonna lie, I though you were talking about the bit where they zoomed in on his face when eating the burger and got so confused.

Whatever

gay bowser didnt aim straight god bless america god bless gay bowser his aiming is gay too

SHHHHH ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE, you’ll attract, *The shippers*

@@nataliasoto9681 What?! Who would ship Gay Bowser and Zelda wth!

@@arthurmorgan835 GAYnondorf

He played Shulk.

@@Cera_01 Nobody deserves that

Poor boyo...

He’s a shulk main, like me :0

I saw this comment right as he said it, timing makes things better

He liked xenonlade, it’s one of his favorite games he just thinks Shulk in smash is bad

@@jaxfinity1913 thats the joke

*Plays ness in doubles*

Oh man my comment actually got hearted no way

@@jaxfinity1913 I know, I just thought it was funny

He drank so much last time that his liver made itself a functioning face and cringed

More like Alpharads Quest for the best thing after alcohol

If he had a penny for every stock this amibo took he probably could have gotten a mc double

Alternate title 2: half of the outside of the house reveal + filming room reveal

Or as diana would say, Jake's quest for the mc double

No the comment just passed 420 likes it’s at 421 NOOOOO

True.

Who?

Who?

@@tiredadmiral6758 diana from pokemon i believe

Sad the Ubereats driver delivering Alpha’s McDonald’s

Would prefer a women personnally

@@Stone_Raven I'd prefer a big mac

@@gren8te319 why are u seriously bringing politics here

@@art-cs6us i'm sorry. i felt bad about it so i deleted the comment

Looking forward to being with you while intoxicated?

Short 🅱️@n Short 🅱️@n

when he says he's getting the alcohol you know why its a long video

More fun to watch if you take your shots along with him

I don’t care, stop self promoting. (Some guy Deleted his self promotion, sorry bout that, enjoy the comments.)

@@SnazzyVEVO huh

@@murtymcfly For context some loser named vGodFN self promoted then deleted their comment.

SnazzyVEVO what?

I ruined the 69 likes sorry

I would like this comment, but currently it's at 69 likes. Knowing that '69' is the funnie internet number, I will respect it. Just know that you still have internet points from me. Edit: You now have 81 likes. I can't now give you more internet points. You will have 82 as of now.

As of now it’s at 110 because of me

That was jack best quote

I would've gone with: "Goddammit Diana, you did it again"

It's happening, Plus is finally taking over Alpharad

Plussy Fans Rise Up

plussy rebellion

Alpha plus is dead guys its deluxe now

@@joshuamount413 This comment was before it was dead my dude

It was honestly a saga in and of itself.

Gotta love episode with a solid subplot.

NOW I WANT MCDONALDS

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

@@GeorgeMarionerd dude stop it's so annoying

"God dammit Diana you did it again"

A drunken heart speaks a sober mind.

That’s pure shitter talk

Nice

As someone who's basically gay, i felt that part on a spiritual level.

SO LONg GAY BOWSER

*hyena laugh ensues*

@@bossievossie9468 same

They can't say that because he didn't go anywhere lmao

They should’ve kicked him after he lost and said that

Oh, do you mean generic mage 16?

@@Edgeperor I can tell you've never even played 11. Regardless, shut the hell up, there's nothing generic about Veronica at all, she's an amazing character and as well written as the rest of the amazing cast of Dragon Quest 11S.

@Leonard Hutson bot

Leonard Huston yes

Nice pfp

Who remembers skillshare kirby

When's the ACS starting?

that wasn’t alpharad that was joe

DJ: Hold my beer.

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

@@GeorgeMarionerd shut up George

I'd have thought it's the reverse: Jacob went on a quest out his door to find the Golden Arches. Plus his name is kinda close to Jason. Just saying.

Did my boi just make a Jason & The Argonauts reference?

Either that or she’s messing around with her Hunters. It’s hard to be sure.

@@eddiemate The Hunters of -Artemis- Diana

@@Nat_the_Chicken Yeah but he's not Jason. He's Jacob. Don't get it twisted.

Just wait till you see his nugget review

Alpha please order a J Balvin meal

Trueeeeeee!!!!

It should have been titled, "It took too long to get my McDonald's"

Best part of the video tbh

Jake*

ThatGuyInAMask from State Farm?

@@thatgirlinamask8699 no its Jacob

@@aaroncuffee3079 Jacob? I only watch Jake and Joe on Alpharad. Jacob is the dude from Alpharad Deluxe;

@@thatgirlinamask8699 the way home

Alexander Carter the capitalization changes things

it's like freaking Odysseus all over again...

@@steamyfool3631 Now that you mention it I'm willing to bet that his tag is a reference to the Odyssey.

I cant like this because its the nice number

@@littlemisseevee2309 Your comment is appreciated more than a like.

"How I became the drunkest person IN THE WORLD with a $13 toy"

“My Amiibo almost got me killed…”

My fans a playing so bad that they are killing me

no this is already a Ludwig title bc lud literally asks alpha for help with titles

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

Za warudo

So Alpha is raocow then?

this man be speakin facts

Ur kinda quirky

this man be speaking facts

That’s how every Chrom plays tho