The Ness Amiibo Drinking Game 

FOLLOW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO APPEARED RANDOMLY IN THIS VIDEO BECAUSE THEY'RE MY GOOD FRIENDS JO: twitter.com/josniffy ADRIANA: twitter.com/adrianafigueroa DON: twitter.com/dad_dot_jpeg MAJOR: twitter.com/majordduncan

“Alcohol tastes like water to me rn” is the most dangerous thing to experience when drinking

Dude just monetized his drunk hangout with his friends. I cannot wait for him to do this again.

They say drunk words are sober thoughts. "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"

"Ness goes off stage and goes BAH BAH" "This stage is yellow! What the FUCK is yellow??" "Shit the coronavirus because its bad.." "I wish heracross was my dad" "Ive not given any alchohol for my ness amiibo (and a bit after that:"ive had him for 21 years")" "Oh SHIT thats an alchohol" "HOLY SHIT FUCK" "I live in a dry house now.. and my liver is gonna kill me" "GOLDFISH? LIKE THE FOOD?"

"what banjo is in this game?" "I dont like the numebr 9" "meglavonia" "this stage is yellow wtf is yellow" "everything is just a blur to me" "i wish heracross was my dad" they sound so permanently confused

"Goldfish brain?! Like the food!?" is the most Ellie thing Jacob has ever said

0:00 "So this is a Ness amiibo drinking game." 16:00 "I wish Heracross was my dad."

Stages of getting drunk: 0:00 - 4:00 Normal 4:00 - 12:00 Slightly drunk 12:00 - 18:00 Drunk _(Random laughing and swearing)_ 15:30 -16:00 Peak Drunk 18:03 - 21:00 Real Drunk _(He doesn't even remember anything from this point forward)_ 21:40 *The legendary post* _(I'm surprised this jewel came to his mind while drunk)_ 24:00 - 27:00 Demoman level drunk _(Random rambling, swearing, laughter, etc.)_

The thing that scares me the most is that his drunk humor is somehow tamer than his normal humor.

14:35 "this stage is yellow! wtf is yellow?" -sentient bottle of alcohol

"he's a falco player, he's used to losing" Why does that absolute fact hurt so bad

The sensor makes it sound like: “I DidN’T oRder a coCk vIruS!”

“I didn’t order Coronavirus!!!” Both laugh, almost ascending to a higher level Also, imagine you’re playing against an Amiibo and it fucking disconnects

Alpharad: *tweets Megalovania* Twitter: “Don’t worry, he’s just drunk.”

alpha: is Arsene joker´s dad? mattpadd: it´s like i was born for this

I love how quickly this video goes from Jo and Alpha's normal commentary to 14:36 This video is a work of art.

I didn’t know the Rock Paper Scissors tweet at the time was a drunk tweet. I thought that was just sober Alpharad being goofy

Adriana: *philosophical talk about the nature of violence and friendship* Jacob: *kicks open door* HOly sHIt, I fOunD aNoThER drINk!

2 years later and this video still has me dying and hoping for another one like it.

16:14 there are just so many layers in this entire clip

"Ya know heracross?" "Y-yea i know heracross" "Heracross is super sick i wish he was my dad" Me to Alpha me to

Jo and Alpha get blackout drunk with a 13 dollar toy: The Movie

It’s crazy to think Jo was drinking 5 times as much as Jacob, like holy shit

List of Funnies: 0:33 : F-smash hitbox go brrr 1:29 : Ike's Nair 1:39 : Alpha's BAC is rising 1:44 : No he cannot run it back 1:52 : What is he doing out there 1:56 : He never does anything 2:27 : Funny PK Rocket 2:39 : Usain Bolt 2:57 : Death robs you of possessions 3:00 : Funny Back air, first shot 3:18 : Nice Whack 3:43 : Scary floaty boi 3:57 : Drinking and depression 4:20 : Haha Roy mains bad 4:23 : The jump height tho 5:01 : Assaulting Casper 5:09 : Ness is my demon 5:12 : Ballsy footstool 5:42 : Aggressively camping 6:22 : Damage > IQ 6:32 : Haha Ken bad 6:52 : Who the hell is Daniel 7:28 : Snake vs. Slant 7:47 : What is this 8:16 : Homu just up and dies 8:25 : Wide Ness 8:31 : Comfortably Numb 8:58 : Life is 2 minutes long 9:22 : Funny Alpha Quote 9:42 : Why is that a rule 10:08 : Ness' age 10:18 : Twitter plug 10:36 : Saucy Falco 10:55 : Counting is hard 11:01 : 9 sucks 11:04 : Drinky is drunk 11:18 : Ness has no story 11:27 : How tho 11:44 : 2 is 2 high a number 11:54 : Haha Falco bad 12:08 : Rebel's Guard or die trying 12:15 : Haha online Joker mains bad 12:27 : Haha Smash 4 Bayo 12:43 : No approaching 12:46 : Bonk 13:07 : Shots are expected 13:17 : Alpha's brain explodes 13:26 : Funny PK Rocket 13:28 : Banjo in Smash when 13:36 : $13 to beat Elite Smash 13:48 : Rip Toys R Us 13:58 : Fantastic description 14:08 : Villager don't fuck 14:18 : Meglavonia 14:27 : Hydrated 14:35 : What the fuck is yellow 14:57 : A revelation 15:20 : That was definitely a punchline 15:32 : Alcohol =/= Water 15:35 : Doubling down 15:43 : Tripling down 15:57 : Heracross fucks 16:26 : Quick maths 16:33 : Lisa Simpson 16:43 : That's an alcohol 17:19 : Infinite joke 17:52 : Manhattan 17:58 : HOOOLY SHIT FU- *Intermission* 18:30 : Joe is in transit 19:15 : Jacob sees a cat and dies 19:30 : The people who make lives happen 19:39 : Not watching the screen 19:45 : Adriana fails to pronounce Meglavonia 20:38 : Liver failure is imminent 20:43 : Flexing on high schoolers 20:49 : Didn't know Joe was Irish 20:57 : Had us in the first half 21:14 : Instant regret 21:25 : He will not consider the following 21:33 : Rock paper scissors 21:47 : Rigging rock paper scissors 22:11 : Off to find more alcohol 22:54 : Distant Jacob 23:06 : Boy did we not deliver 23:36 : An attempt at being woke 23:48 : Shot glass go brrr 24:16 : Goldfish brain, like the food 24:20 : And boy did we 24:57 : Don's heavenly mustache 25:11 : James from Postmates 25:35 : What even is that anime name 25:43 : Okay Buzzfeed 26:14 : Chicken nuggies 26:22 : Still confused about that anime name 26:33 : Meow 26:38 : Bait and switch 27:14 : I'll be taking that

"I don't remember anything that happens after this point." *nine minutes left* Oh no.

Alpha: “this stage is yellow!” Jo: “I thought it was red and blue?”

"I've got a drink in hand and depression in the other. Don't do this to me, brother" The wise words of Alpharad strikes again.

"My microphone foam smells like childhood..." Ah

Most underrated part of the video "Hello?" "Hey, this is James from Postmates?" "Are you from Postmates?" "Yes, I'm here at your door." "Can you put the food down, and walk away, and pretend you saw nothing?" "...Okay!" "Thank you."

“Banjo’s in this game!?” Drunk or not that made me laugh Edit: ok, it’s sad that this has more likes than Alpharad’s comment-

22:55 best part “Holy Shit, I gota drink”

Plot twist: They were drinking water the whole time but just progressively got more stupid.

He really ended the Arena to join someone's Island. That's a chad move.

“He’s a Falco player. He’s used to losing” while ness pulls off the best comeback in amiibo history 😂😂

21:08 the first sighting of miike301

Jo: trying to commentate alpharad: TRying to give ness a drink.

“I didn’t order a c*****virus” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen

Alpharad: “you know heracross?” Me: “oh I love that Pokémon” Alpha: “I wish he was my dad” Me: ...

24:16 "goldfish brain, like the food?" Favorite quote of 2020

Funniest... video... EVERY :D ! Edit: Thx for the likes guys, and the shoutout to from alpha! :)

“I got a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother.” My favorite Haiku

Jacob: “I’m trying to drink as little as possible” Also Jacob: “I’ll take a shot anyways”

16:52 is when you hear Alpha’s voice and you start to get worried

Ness is the embodiment of “flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

So if they wouldn’t have gone to her island, they would have died due to a massive liver explosion. Edit: Someone else would be thanking you for all this likes; fucking hate those guys.

“I wish Heracross was my dad.” -Alpharad 2020

22:45 Ness said to Lucas that Goku could win in a Battle against Naruto, then Lucas said that Goku sucks and that's where all began

Alpha: Jo there's a R.O.B. on stage Jo: *Enters fight or flight from the flashbacks*

"I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd" Alpharad, 2020.

"Dude, I'm just saying. This Ridley... could be the first pi- person. Er... dragon, er-, intergalactic space sexual de-deviant... to uh... beat Ness. And I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like, we're gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins." This isn't even halfway through the video...

I love the image of Adriana watching Ness and Lucas having a fight in a video game and trying to piece the story together from context alone It has the same energy as those videos where people ask their mom what smash characters' names are

If you look in the description, Jacob has a list of the songs used in the video. He didn't put Megalovania. He put Meglavonia.

Adriana really is obsessed with Jo's cat huh

"Drinky" sounds like the 8th dwarf that got kicked out of the group for always getting shit faced

I'll never forget the fact that Jo was drinking, like, half a solo cup of alcohol per shot when this was recording.

25:52 Jo acting completely shit faced roll on the floor drunk for almost 15 minutes only to suddenly perk up and absolutely *destroy* Major was the highlight of this whole video

Can we get an "I wish Heracross was my dad" t-shirt? Cause let's be honest, we all do

14:36 "This stage is yellow! WTF is yellow?" And 24:16 "Goldfish brain? Like the food?!" That's when I realized there was no hope, although I probably should've noticed at "I spelled Megalovania wrong" Meglavonia

there's 3 types of drunks: angry drunk alpharad josniff

15:56 “I wish herecross was my dad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😂

Jo: "Can we agree that nine is a trash tier number?" *sad Alex the 9 noises*

I like how when Adriana took over the commentary when they were gone, it took me a full half a minute to realize... oh shit, she isn't even drunk

I love how Adriana unintentionally became the voice of any reason that wasn’t conjured by Jo’s or Jacob’s slurred ramblings.

Jo: "Wi-fi ganon is superior to LAN ganon" Me: "you mean LANon

“He is a falco player he is used to losing”. I feel personal attacked.

“I’d much rather have a high damage output than a high iq”-Josniffy

"Alcohol tastes like water to me right now" Well that's not good

12:44 this was actually a pretty good bait, ngl. Ness mains take notes

I’m still laughing about “goldfish brain? Like the food?”

I feel like Jo never became more drunk, but Jacob, no he's dead at this point.

Wait wait wait. I've watched this like 7 times and I just now realized that the first matchup was against a Robin named "Judas", as in THE TRAITOR. I feel ashamed I didn't put that together till now...

“Goldfish brain...like the food?!”

"He's a falco player, he's used to losing" think we all falco players felt that

Now play it with hard dk “Officer, I can explain, I’m only drunk because my fans got demolished.” “Who did this to your fans?” “A $13 toy”

“The foam on my microphone smells like childhood” is the most honest drunk statement I’ve ever heard

3:57 this is such a good quote and they're not even drunk yet

"Hey nice to meet you, do you like my mustache?" I aspire to be this level of chad.

“I didn’t order a Coronavirus” *Seinfeld theme plays*

“This villager got no bitches” Alpha did indeed say that. In this video.

15:54 I think this clip sums up the video pretty well. Especially how there was no mention of Heracross at ALL before this, and never again after this.

This video should be renamed: "My Slow Drunken Descent into Madness ft. A Ness Amiibo"

“Goldfish brain? Like the food” still makes me laugh to this day

I was already drunk when I clicked on this video and felt the need to join in and take a shot whenever they did then my girlfriend stopped me saying "you're not cool enough to drink with them". I was so upset I went to sleep

“Is arsen jokers dad?” Ye they drunk

The part where Adriana comes in and starts making fun of them while drunk as F is just pure gold

17:57 "The match started, Joe, it's a ROB on screen, isn't that crazy-" "HOOOOOOLY SHIT FU-"

“Wait,hold up.I’m gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita,cause like the previous margaritas are pretty margarita,but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita,you know what I’m saying?”-Mr. Meglavonia,Alpharad

They’re not drunk they’re just doing Ellie impressions

Can we get the full recording of this on Alpharad plus?

"I lost my body a long time ago" After watching the cyberpunk video that means a lot more than it did😰

I can't believe Adrianna saved their lives like that

Ah yes, the child amiibo and drinking is the best combination

23:00 *in the distance* “holy shit I have a drink.”

The intensity of the match card accompanied by "wait, BANJO IS IN THIS GAME?" is peak unintentional comedic timing.

10:55 Jo: "Can we both agree 9 is a trash tier number." Where the hell did that come from

Alpha: I'm sorry for anything we may have said Jo: That's cat, she's sleeping

18:00 Memory loss time

if anyone's curious, I have had this going on in the background while I study chemistry (don't ask me how that works, I have a complex mind) but they dissolve into drunk fuckery somewhere around the 15 min mark

13:48 “From Toys’R’Us!” That’s how you know they’re wasted at this point.