So I streamed some mods for Half-Life 2... 

"Permission to use automatic weapons." "Granted." *Shotgun blast*

He will not divide us! *gets divided in two by a katana*

Watcha gonna do? *PERMISSION TO USE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, SIR?*

Normal people: He will not divide us! Some guy into his mic: H E W I L L N O T D I V I D E U S

"I had a cat once." *Shoves picture of cat in face.* "Just look at him"

If anyone is interested in what the addidas warrior @1:10 said, it's Swedish. "Gothenburgian", judging by the accent. He says "Jag är här för att ge dig kalla kårar och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar!" It's a rhyme that's roughly translates to "I'm here to give you chills and my friends will scare you to tears.". As to what it actually means, I'm as clueless as the next guy...

1:08 The things he says i can actually translate to English. Muhahaha, i´m here to give you the "creeps" And my friends will scare you to tears! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... And then you killed him

"I Wanna Watch John Wick" *Eating Bullets* "This Is Not Very Impressive So Far"

_I come from Britain and I can 100% guarantee you that British Police most definitely always gain the permission to use Assault Weaponry on lonely civilians to keep them from civil pursuit around a unauthorised area_ *Amen to this game getting it right factually and thank you JW for showing this game to the uncurious public*

Btw if you're curious the command to kill everything in the map is: ent_fire npc_* setHealth 0 or if you want to have fun: ent_fire npc_* ignite or if you want to crash the game: ent_fire * kill

1:11 "Och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar." Translation: "And my friend will scare you to tears."

There are a lot of comments saying what those swedish lines translates to, but no one seems to know where they originate from. The Swedish bit is actually from an old game! It was called "Gasten" in which you play as a ghost that has to lift a curse from a haunted theme park. These voicelines that are in the video are spoken by the evil clown Belzebub, the main enemy of the game! I don't think it was made in Sweden though... the name translates to "The Ghost" but I don't think that is the english title. Just in case anyone was interested! Ofta det var så här många svenskar som kollar på Jolly Wanker?

Also sorry for butchering whatever language was being spoken at 1:10. Just kinda ball parked it.

Gosh, this must be the Half-Life 2 equivalent of Terry WADs. But he will not divide us!

The cat thing had me laughing harder than I have in a long time

"I have a /pol/ open."

why do you sound exactly like i thought you would?

1:08 "IM HERE TO GIVE YOU CHILLS, AND MY FRIENDS SHALL SCARE YOU TO TEARS" Sounds better in Swedish

that is accurate representation of what happened at he will not divide us

"Meet up with /pol/ for the protest." ...

9:07 Jolly.exe has stopped. Your laugh sounds like a very silent fan.

That guy at 0:36 is playing a game called "LAB: Still Alive" on his right monitor there. A man of culture, I see.

1:45 HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! *Gets Divided*

Man that kobe reference did not age well.

7:15 the fact that this isn’t scripted is amazing

Wait is A Jolly Wanker just a second channel of DeSinc?

God I love your voice

0:47 Damn, I forgot Rikka was in this mod...

Holy shit, the moment from the notification I clicked it.

8:24 and so began Jolly’s war with gravity.

We need cry of fear custom maps.

Nice earthbound part though

"I am aware one of the mods is for Black Mesa and not half life 2. Sue me." *LAWSUIT FILED*

0:48 * A Jolly Wangcore has attained the power of G O D and A N I M E on his side! * ATK increased!

'Kobe' Its pronounced 'Koh-bee.' Nice try though

You know, while I'm used to your videos having just text to convey your WTFery.. Your voice is actually good, not to mention you refrain from the LP'ers way of screaming like inane little infant at everything. So, what I'm trying to say.. Good job mate, keep 'em coming whenever you can!

Gosh, look at these sad people so allergic to human contact, they can't stand listening to the silky smooth sounds of your voice. Can't relate.

I want more modders to tell me about their pets while I play their mod. That way I could get to know them better.

Jolly finds a Sword There were no survivors

"Who's been drawing D I C K S ???" Uncle Joel, windows destruction

"Uh! Permission to use automatic weapons over! **Realises mistake** granted!" "Let's fuck him up bois!"

accurate depiction of how weebs think katanas work

7:53 that music is just Megolovania but with Joel from Vinesauce talking about Drawing Dicks. "WHO'Z BEEN DRAWING DICKS?"

Finally! A realistic representation of the true power of Katana.

What the hell is garry smith doing in half life?

"Local man goes on a Rampage with his weeb sword on an anti-trump gathering"

Regardless of what some of these guys say, I think the streaming vids are fucking awesome, definitely got me rolling with that “KOBE!” (pronuounced koh-bee by the way, brother says it all the time)

WOW i never hear your voice lol and a very good xD

First mod had me feeling nostalgic. That HWNDU protest was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed in my life, /pol/ literally drove Shia LaBeouf insane. The doofus kept trying to protect his little flag and /pol/ kept tracking it down. At one point he planted it in the middle of bumfuck nowhere TN and /pol/ tracked it down via airplane trails, constellations and local wildlife calls. After that he ended up going full blown innawoods and stayed in a cabin in Finland armed with a baseball bat to keep people from fucking with his flag.

This is beautifully crafted art :'1

The poster in the wall is from the anime "Oreimo"

I'm really glad you take the time to put funny captions in these videos! It makes me laugh so hard the way you spell it so I can understand the situation even while being deaf! Thank you and please continue to make funny videos

The flame beast *appears*... jolly :Panik Cat : I'm about to end with this man's whole sanity

*He will not divide u....*

That payday 2 John wick model LMAO.

3:33 holy shit this dude did it before hunt down the freeman

The first mod is basically the whole 2016 internet memescape condensed in one video

I had a choice... 1: Watch the long awaited sequel to Jeffy the rapper 2:OR this... I choose both

1:07 "Jag är här för att ge dig kalla kårar och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar" Translation from Swedish: "I am here to give you chills down the spine and my friends will scare you to tears"

When that leg flew from that explosion i laughed so hard.

That katana wasn't powerful enough. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen. This is a fact and you can't deny it.

0:40 Gary Smith ?

Holy shit it's DeSinc.

Half Life 3 looks great :)

LAB Still Alive on 0:40 Cool metroidvania, check it out :^)

3:06 pictures taken before disaster.

4:20.....thats a cute cat

Apparently the man you first killed was a weeb

0:22: I literally died by laughing so fucking hard

0:34 Love that Oreimo poster

0:39 Why is Gary Smith there?

I love you man. Your videos never fail to brighten up my day :D

Does anyone know the music that is quietly playing in the background at 6:07?

7:19 Oh god, I'm dying! Perfect!

I was worried hearing your voice would ruin it, but for some reason the voice you have is just perfect.

2:05 top 10 best crossovers ever in video games

"Permission to use auttomatic weapons" Oh no

2 years later and I still find it funny someone made a HWNDU mod Wonder if they ever adapted it's sequels

watching this vid in april 2020 jolly: Koobbeee 7:15 me:checks the date.yeah we good

1:15 he’s swedish. And i’m sorry Jolly but the subtitles are not at all correct with the swedish guy

holy shit, you just gave me new life i didn't know spanish flea was the name of that song

"Kobe!" oof

My friend introduced me to this channel. It got so much awesome content and i love it! Keep up the good work mate! You make me laugh hard xD

1:06 He's speaking swedish!!

Отличный парень, я благодаря твоим видиям учу инглиш

0:09 ᕼE ᗯIᒪᒪ ᑎOT ᗪIᐯIᗪE ᑌᔕ!!!!!

I love the voice, keep it up. Those who complain are just kids who squeal a lot or people that are just jealous cause' they can't have a voice like him.

Hey if you ever get a chance can you play postal?

But it was kinda impressive on how many bullets John Wick can eat at a time.

8:00 Megalovania?

Can I do an animation of this?

"Live another day, Prepare you defens....awwww" *This should help.*

What the guy is saying here: "Jag är här för att ge dig kalla kårar. Och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar!" Which basically means: *I'm here to give you cold shivers and my friends will scare you to tears* You're welcome.

Crazily underrated channel, I come back once in a while for some good laughs and have the notification bell on obviously! Wish he would upload more often.

Your subtitles are SovietWomble level of satisfying/funny

2:18 if you don't know what this is it is a refrence to Earthbound, one of the greatest RPGs of all time

Was the first game UK simulator because the police force were acting like the ones in the UK.

Diabetes

7:14 is my favourite part of the whole video, share yours, lets have funn! C:

4:12 this part always gets me