So I tried Kingdom Come: Deliverance... 

when you can do that constently

@@energyipad5566 C O N S I S T E N T L Y

Those cursed rabbits

@@vb6548 that's even better

@@vb6548 i think he meant constantly bruh

When he sees the cheese "I want more... but I know I shouldn't." Stuffs it in his pocket

Babushka's best cheese

oh god don't like IT'S 696

You: "Grandma, I can't eat another bite." Grandma: "What did you say?" Objective started: Survive.

#Zanny This game takes place in medival Czech and it's near to my country (Poland) so i think,, Kurva'' means something like,, bitch/whore'' or,, fuck'' or sometimes,, holy fuck" :)

Yeah. I just got into the game. I just decimated a camp with like 3 fully kitted cumans with a fucking bludgeoning stick.

You didn't make it very far if you think you're not a God amongst man after a couple of hours of gameplay.

It is far from a masterpiece if you take into account the amount of glitches and bugs and don't even get me started on how many gamebreaking bugs they are which don't allow you to continue quests and force you to start the quest from the beginning not because you messed up but simply because the game doesn't work. Horseback combat is utterly garbage and you can't even equip a spear to charge someone and you can't even run someone over with your horse to deal damage, two handed weapons being only available from dead guards and the inability to put them into your inventory is absolutely retarded, as someone who has finished the game and most side quests I can easily say the game is very enjoyable WHEN IT WORKS. Combat on 1v1 hell even in 1v2 can be very fun but only when everything works properly and the AI or Henry don't glitch throughout the entire fight which sadly happens very often like for example something that I encounter almost every time in 1v2 or 1v3 situations is the AI not knowing what the fuck to do and out of the three dudes only one is attacking me while the other two are just sprinting on me and being Literally glued to my fucking face and I can't see absolutely anything because I have a gigantic cuman helmet on my entire screen cause the AI is just sprinting on me without even attacking. The game overall is fun and all but I think the devs forgot that they are making a game and not a movie because the cutscenes are great and well done so are the dialogues but they didn't put much effort to the gameplay itself, there's a huge lack of weapons and I still don't understand why is there nothing for combat on horseback but oh well let's hope that KCD 2 will have all those improvements.

Until you've maxed everything out

@Thawne bruh

@@caleschnell the best part is that Dana white isn’t a girl

Some things are set in stones since the dawn of Humanity.

@@outsidercain3038 Lmao so true

Don't forget the timeline . U weren't there😂

This should have 3k likes at least

Sub to Big Bang 212

Wait, all that stuff happened in the middle ages too?

KorriTimigan yea, the Black Death began and ended in between 1300-1400 AD and the Middle Ages lasted around 500-1500 AD. And famines definitely happened after over half of the European population died so yea. Those definitely happened in that time space. When else would that have happened?

@@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

@@MajorMasonGaming r/ihavereddit ,Bruh there's no whooshes here, at least try to understand the comment first lol

@@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

Straight up busy with my third playthrough If you want a good time, max out archery at the range in Rattay and max out Axe and Sword with Captain Bernard - then compete in the Rattay tournament 6 times to get the complete Lords of Leipa Armour set Then go hunting with Hans Capon.

Let me guess "From the Ashes" was an expensive clusterfuck that cost to many groshen to finish 🤔

@@symmetrymilton4542 Busy with it now lol

@@ZanderNH Good luck

@@symmetrymilton4542 bro, what else was “From the ashes” besides just that lmfao

Same here! I don't think I even got why the guard was standing right next to me for a full game trying to strike up a convo 🤣

same

And hungry !

The bandits in knight Armor take so much time to kill, only when I am at a very high level. Killing them after half an hour of fighting feels so satisfying.

@@aryabratsahoo7474 Thats why you use a mace or an axe

@@jakubneumann9191 yeah I used that. It negates Armor.

@@roolio227 eat 42 wheels of cheese you were carrying it’ll fill you up and make you lighter!

And Polish people( I know they are also Slavic)

@@michacychowski6419 przecież Polacy to Słowianie! 😅

@@Ola-jz7oj zapomnijmy o tym

Sakra!

And Hungarian people

@Negan “HaHa nO”

If you think about it, the Cumans kinda are the Daedra of this game

​@@xx-lq6el Men, can't wait for the next game of Warhorse Studios T.T

@@Senzow1 my dog develop better the games

The "Oblivion on steroids" quote on the back is laughable. More like "Oblivion after smoking crack"

Best quest ever.

We all hate you.

Truth

Priest? What priest?

TheRandom.cowboy the drunk one

I see this is a man who misunderstood the purpose of Sun Zoo quotes.

"understanding or not knowing or not do the best you can't and what you want "Sun zoo

I don't know if this misspelling of his name is ironic, i would like to be informed so nobody r/whooshes me

Run fast and eat ass- Sun Zoo

@@thunderdrae7749 r/wooosh Hahaha Yes I know I'm hilarious. The misspelling is on purpose, it's the combination of a ridiculous quote and the misspelled name that is the joke

I like that you build your combat skills with actual training instead of having to go kill gorillions of low level enemies or whatever.

@@cat_city2009 I did do that to test my newfound sword skills. Damn it felt good to defeat Runt in three hits afterwards...

I went into that fight so cocky its crazy, got my ass beat. Raged quit. Joined back bc I can't go out like that, lost again got told to cry to my mom and rage quit again😂

@@cat_city2009 sure sure, until you find out that because you went a little tiny bit too far into the MSQ that Bernard is now locked in place and won't train with you and you can't progress beyond a certain point because you HAVE to be somewhat good with a sword so now yea, you HAVE to go and kill 'gorillions' of enemies to get better because the devs thought it was fucking smart ot lock the only trainer BEHIND THE FUCKING MSQ! Jesus christ whoever thought that was smart was blitzed off their rocker.

@@WalkerRileyMCyou can just train before you leave skatlitz. Just make sure to get some saves so you can knock out a guard, get a sword, and just continuously stab cows. I killed all the guards and just kept knocking out villagers to level up my stealth, which was level 14 once I left skatlitz. So now I can just knock out any guard and get good armor and weapons. And most of my main stats are were over level 10 once I left skatlitz; that’s including bonuses like 2+ vitality (permanently), 1+ speech, agility, and strength because of infamous perk, and another 1+ for all of them because of burgher perk. Of course there’s perks you’re unable to level because you’re only limited to skatlitz, but you can level stuff up other stuff like axe, sword, mace, hands, alcohol (not really enjoyable), stealth, warfare, and herbalism. I would say, it does take a few hours and even days if you want max level in all areas. But once you do it and leave skatlitz, the game becomes way more easier. But I would personally only ever do what I did if you’ve already played the game or you want to level up fast, other than that I feel like you should just experience the game regularly before doing anything crazy or any challenges.

Yeah I haven't beat the game yet, I probably haven't even passed 10% even tho I played days and then I gave up cuz I got stuck on this part of the game and kept dying over and over again. I'm actually gonna re try this game from the start

@@silent868 he doesn't have a helmet that means that 2 strikes ( in the head ) with anything will kill him. :) i don't know why so many players get stuck there

@@MartinMartin-vt6jl no I took a guess on what percentage I'm at, it at a part where I'm sent to look for someone, and I run into 2 guys at a small camp when I'm looking for the person and I kept dying so I gave up Edit: I think the guy Im looking for is a ginger and witnessed a vallage attack

@@silent868 thats the exact part I got stuck on too, my god they were assholes I got stuck for 2 hours trying to take them down, ended up waiting and sniping them with a bow, any other way was impossible cuz of the games retarded autolock, kiting didnt even work

That's probably it actually, the whole beginning section of this game is you getting your bearing and learning mechanics, there's a ton of sidequests and a lot of freedom to mess around, i got derailed from the story for like a week before i went OH YEAH I HAD TO DO THAT THING lmao, exploring is so much fun there, my henry turned to be an honorable knight by day, a thieving shite with witch orgies by night

This made me giggle probably more than I should have. :)

Sun tzu said that and i think he knew a bit more about fighting than u do because he invented it, and he perfected it ,so no living man could best him in the ring of honor

Truly life changing.

Strapped?

P

literally same except the pain is everyday

@@BigJackHorner1 same. The pain is constant now.

@@TheBasketofYT twins

So what does kurva mean ? XD

@@sjingelling it basically means whore, but is sometimes used by itself when something goes wrong.. instead of ‚shit‘ I guess 🤠

@@sjingelling I think you can hazard a guess, based on context

@@tbone9474 similar uses as bitch, fuck and shit, same meaning as whore. but much much stronger language :)

@@sedmidivka yes I can imagine that :)

You stole my liiinneeeeeeee!!!! But I'll like your comment cause I loved that movie as a boy.....and still do.

Capitalism would like to: Know your Location

It's not killing, it's returning people to God

it’s genius logic tbh.

But... this is ＯＵＲ wealth!

Yeah, I hope there'll be a sequel Given that warhorse was founded in 2011, KCD announced in 2015 and released in 2018, I'm sure the sequel development will also be as long but would be worth the wait

@@huslethal I sincerely hope that's prophetic of you.

Well you will be very happy right about now.

wonderful news 🎉

@@aag2139 Go on...

you're like the only comment saying this but like he's so good?? for no reason? I thought it was like an actual version of the song he put over or something

The lockpick section had me crying..

They are hungarian

u played the tutorial...

@Liam and spoke hungarian

🤣

@@kubikkuratko188 they were cumans, a turkic nation decending from the altai mountains diven by the mongols. They spoke hungarian because ther lands ranged from the danube to the urals.

The wild animals are so damn skittish. I tried hunting from horseback but they always disappear into the brush.

Same x100

The combat system is awesome. You won't be a god that kills everything. Ever. But sometimes, when you beat up 3 bandits at the same time... The accomplishment is a reward on it's own.

@@11DNA11 the constant slowdowns make it awful and hard to get a rhythm

I killed 10 bandits and there well armed

@@JayzsMr how do you think real combat is? LOTS of slow/nothing, then an explosion of activity. Then back to nothing.

Lololooo ol olollollollollolllloloolol

Turi Chitty AWOOLLOOOO

When his health bar is full His character: "I want more.... but I know I shouldn't..." Stuffs it in his pocket

@@5o1stFilms AWOOLLLLOLOOO

I know that I used to play halo

When you meet him in skaliz?

@@Hotchpotchsoup no when you find him at the end of the video here

I went jn with a warhammer, he tried to hid me and henry did a spinblockthing and hit him in the head. I couldn't see shit and suddently the fight was over.

When I faced him I was already too advanced, so I killed him with just some hits, he never had a chance...

@@Hotchpotchsoup You can't kill him in Skalitz. I found a safe spot in top of the burning cart besides the gate to the upper bailey and picked up and killed all bandits except for him and the shovel dude that are immortal in the intro. You can use that to down both of their HP bars to zero (so they become less aggressive) and run to the combat arena and keep beating him with all your weapons until you get full mastery on all three classes if you want. .

Was looking for this

*KuRwA?*

@@soldiergorkee4883 No kurwa more like *KURVA*

cz am i right brother?

@@bdgamer1258 yeah

czech gang

Same

good news! 🎉

I mean, youre not wrong...

People have been saying that for months

A lot of gay singers have, not surprised.

@@Shadow__133 I think the uniting theme there is "Singer" rather than "Gay".

Singing is easy.

@@avorrr polish

It's one of the first insults in another language I learned as a child 😂 public schooling has its perks

@@avorrr it's a Slavic word so ofc all the Slavic people know it. Albanians know it because of them living around slavs for a very long time.

Born in sweden but to a czech dad, I learned that word at 4 years old lmao

@@henrik1743 YOU MADMAN

The worse part about the game is the fact that it's not long enough. Right when your really into the game and you powered up to the point of having a ton of fun fighting the game ends.

@@arturotroncoso3484 couldnt of said it better myself. When my first playthrough ended i was like "wait, is that it?"

@@portalbucket5365 yeah. Right after the last mission it started getting very interesting but then the game ended.

@@notseymour7955 ok calm down ya tryhard

I overprepared like shit after seeing zanny dying to runt...beta him in like 30seconds

Yeah

i played all of it, was maybe 6/10 not horrible but very very boring at a lot of parts

Agreed.

100 hours on it, bought and played through each dlc quest Great game Like 3.5/5 On console, when you start moving around fast on a horse everything will take forever to load.

@@therepublicofbananas7516 That monastery part in particular

I pulled an Anakin when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. The assistant they had wake me up was gorgeous. Even though I was drugged and not in complete control, I still cringe when I think about it. She was really hot though.

@@NCC1371 I turned me getting my wisdom teeth pulled into a musical. I wouldn't stop singing.

The Dragon’s Lair that’s great.

I think that was marv screaming from home alone lol

Long time no see

@@DT-Wise lord Vader roses are red moustfar is on fire I have brought peace freedom and Justice to my new empire

My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Rex.

Same bro it was really good ngl

I still like his battlefront vids more tho

Zanny needs some choccy milk

L I A R

Curva means bitch

@@YoSoYD13 this is true

D13YoSoy but it also means a bunch of different shit

The amazing part is the nature. So full of plants. Not the single tree repeated all over again to make a forest. And everything resembles reality. If you run through a puddle or horseshit, you get muddy. There are places to fish. You vn pic mushrooms, herbs, hunt hares, deers and boars. Need to find someone willing to buy it though, since it is stolen. Or you can cook it and eat. Be careful of the food items´s health, or you get poisoned.

The best part about it, was that it wasn't even a Bug or Glitch. It was perpously put there by the Developers, to see how many people will find it.

i just murdered a sleeping knight and took his armor

@@Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS LOL SAME

Of course, you generally really can't _wear_ late game armor until, well, late game, without being horribly encumbered. Still, you could at least pick and choose a few good pieces you _could_ wear.

I found this chest and went back a year or two later with a better laptop that could actually run the game and couldnt find it again :'(

I'm happy that you like it. As a Czech myself, I recognize these castles architecture, the countryside, medieval European history etc. It's super realistic and real fun to play. :)

It took me so long to find this spade, I also quit for like two months… and then it was so nearby!

@@robinrehlinghaus1944 I searched a tutorial for that damn spade

I was frustrated with a lot of it but started trophy hunting and now I'm currently working on this game, it's gonna suck but it's a blast.

I had to look it up too

Yeah even on the hardest difficulty if you learn the master block immediately it’s really easy

@@jakeheiser7881 shield breaks the game, makes combat almost too easy, couple that with master strike and you'll win.

Evan Delrio to be fair the shield was meant to counter weaponry and allow lesser adept fighters to not be wiped out the second a trained swordsman came into the picture.

I always like historically accurate games and stories.

@@Biojack222 well it is suppost to be realistic

Ikr can't wait for the cuman genocide video

This game has a perfect leveling system where before you actually know anything you suck then after you start getting higher level and get trained you become super strong

I played through the game twice. With the DLC. It's just such an underrated game.

I am the machine

Maybe Henry is a machine in late game, however the cool plate armor I found early didn't help me to get that far. Easy mode for noobs would have been nice for me... xD

It’s just the combat that’s wonky sometimes

@@joshmendez737 fighting is wonky in real life, so it makes sense

I've experienced a bug multiple times where if you get on a grindstone, the game freezes, and you have to restart from the last save.

Play any of Bethesda games then. Especially Morrowind.

@@catzor4795 honestly this game is considerably better than anything bethesda has come out with. Including new vagas

Sun Tzu.

Tri Tebs pretty sure he did it on purpose

Tri Tebs I did it on purpose

Why Sun Zoo? Did he say that somewhere

Bingo. It's an old school RPG that refuses to hold your hand and expects you to live with your choices and mistakes. That's why it's special

@@plain_simple_garak It's like a father that went out to get some cigarettes... never to hold your hand and left you to live with your own choices and mistakes...

@@2008davidkang More like a father that taught you what you needed to know and then expected you to act like a responsible adult when you turned 18, instead of coddling you and letting you live in their basement with no job until you were 35

Underrated??!!!!!!!!

Who the F is sun zoo ?

@@samc9401 The greatest baker in Polish history

Sun Tzu. And he is the one that wrote The Art of War.

Sun Tzu wouldn’t be sad, Confucius would be

What was the reference? I heard that he said something Percy Jackson but the music was so loud i couldnt hear it

What was the reference?

Who is Percy Jackson?

@@zonatedspore97acamas 3:00 "Percy Jackson the cheese thief" lmao

When was it in the video

Juicy Monty Python reference, you are a man of culture.

@@moosejuice4231 As are you my friend

‘tis but a flesh would”

@@sawyerwhite7748 Nice

@@sawyerwhite7748 *"it's just a flesh wound!"

I had a blast with that mission. It was a welcome chance of pace from fighting for my life. Having a bro-sesh with some priest and then having to give his sermon, I loved it.

this game is kind of the same way as dark souls as it rewards you for learning and becoming good at the game rather than your character becoming a god. you wield all the power to make Henry a fighting machine.

@@Fyrosaurus The problem with the combat imo is that the whole system breaks once you unlock the parry (which is literally at the start of the story). It wants to look all fancy with his five directions but the moment you unlock the parry the directions become meaningless, because the combat just ends up parrying the opponent and then striking again (I mean, it is easier to do since you don't need to look for directions and it doesn't take stamina like a normal direction block). Even the special attacks where you would need the directions are useless, because the enmies where they might seem useful always counter before you can attack three times in a row (I don't even want to talk about the fact that it's literally impossible to do a 5 strike attack at anyone after a certain point). The problem is that the whole fighting then becomes too similar imo. Not to mention that the game throws you in against groups too often where you can't even change targets consistently.

When I did that mission it said you got poisoned and died so I never finished it

I'm not a masochist.

How

Cool

I have no idea why, but your comment is sitting right at the top with only eleven likes. Whatthehellyoutube

Fitzpatrick Wooden ikr

KCD is the best RPG ever, played it 2 times so far. Maybe on the 3rd try I will actually do the monastery quest line properly instead of just stealing key, open door, stabbing him at first prayer and getting 10 days in jail lol.

First.

@@kylebible So people are even saying "first" in the comments of comments now? Transgenders I can understand (no I can't), but THIS?

to I absolutely love the game I play it right now 🙏🏼😅

@GavinDaLazarÁ, de jó látni magyarokat még a Zanny csatornáján is c: EDIT: Or you just put kurva in google translate... than this would be very awkward

I’m feeling quite hungry

And in polish kurwa is fuck

Thousands of hours? I heard it's just a game about delivering a sword to a guy somewhere and never really looked into it.

@@janwierzbicki3663 in Czech also but it means prostitute as well

Those were the high points of the game for me as well. I really came to enjoy the archery especially, it became increasingly satisfying to bring down a deer on the move with one very long shot, when you can barely hit the ground at the beginning lol. And I don't think I broke a lockpick again after I took that perk that buffs it while you're drunk. I think this is one of those games that you either get it or you don't. But if you do, you love it.

Lockpicking with mouse and keyboard is super ezpz. I'd guess with a controller it's not as easy lmao. PC MASTER RACE BOIII

@Donald Trump Lockpicking is no problem on console either if you go into the settings and change to simplified lockpicking. It makes it more similar to pc. You just hold L1/LB down to rotate the lock and only have to move the right stick. If the sweet spot isn't near the center where it's easiest, then back out and try again. Even in Teresa's story where her skill is at minimum I didn't break a single pick.

I like how you said one-on-one as if you automatically winking at all your group experiences lol fighting 1 vs 2 is awesome lol and dogs. I HATE DOGS

Meanwhile the Hungarian player base shooting spooked rabbits on a galloping Pebbles.

Hardcore? You mean _bardcore_

Some people are confused and got used to the usual rpg skyrim like style. So when they tried kcd they expect the same, i've seen someone leaving a review "quest failing bug" when im sure he misunderstand that he missed the time window for the quest since the world of the game moves even without you lol, this game is awesome

There was also a bit of a controversy with some people calling the game alt-right or racist because it doesn't have black people in it (yeah, because 14th century bohemia is such a ethnically diverse setting). Kind of stupid honestly, but on the other hand, the founder of the dev studio gave an interview to on Breitbart, so maybe they've got a point in that regard...

@@darthplagueis13 seriously I wouldn't mind if a game set in medieval Africa didn't have white people in it, so why should a game set in medieval Europe have black people in it? I don't understand these SJW:s

0a!

I'm not quite past all the small things. But I love this game.