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@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 года назад
"So how did you get banned from The Vatican ?" "I made a Mary Had a Little Lamb joke" _(Inches Away)_
@dkdk5486
@dkdk5486 2 года назад
He was white as snow
@alsparkproductions7849
@alsparkproductions7849 2 года назад
Got banned from other places for less. Ngl
@serowisethegodkiller5500
@serowisethegodkiller5500 2 года назад
@@dkdk5486 technically he is not white
@oldtimegames96
@oldtimegames96 2 года назад
@@serowisethegodkiller5500 you didn't get the joke smh
@serowisethegodkiller5500
@serowisethegodkiller5500 2 года назад
@@oldtimegames96 I did get it, But for some reason, many White people think Jesus was some 6 feet tall white dude💀
@mattm6741
@mattm6741 2 года назад
The sheer scorn in that "Get out" made me bust out laughing.
@Anon_Amos.
@Anon_Amos. Год назад
Same
@winterweasel425
@winterweasel425 2 года назад
I can hear the templars bashing down your door.
@DieSl0WB1Tch
@DieSl0WB1Tch 2 года назад
May the Father of understanding Guide you the fuck outta here…
@favb7931
@favb7931 2 года назад
TEMPLAR KNIGHTS, OPEN UP!
@MohammadAhmad-dm8bn
@MohammadAhmad-dm8bn 2 года назад
Yeah,try Castlevania
@SexLuthor
@SexLuthor 2 года назад
The Assassins are on there way don’t worry
@christopherrussell5478
@christopherrussell5478 2 года назад
@@SexLuthor nvm to they got wiped out
@Bluedragon-sr2wz
@Bluedragon-sr2wz 2 года назад
*Can't laugh at the blasphemy *Can't laugh at the blasphemy *Can't laugh at the blasphemy *Starts to start cry laughing
@oldtimegames96
@oldtimegames96 2 года назад
On a serious note tho, what does qualify as a blasphemy?
@sovietdoge.7369
@sovietdoge.7369 2 года назад
Haha, I can laugh at any blasphemy I want without offending my own culture! Because I have no religion! Which is honestly quite depressing because I believe in nothing after death.
@thalassaer4137
@thalassaer4137 2 года назад
@@oldtimegames96 nothing its just a fake law
@aliamvickersfan2388
@aliamvickersfan2388 2 года назад
@@sovietdoge.7369 Same
@Bluedragon-sr2wz
@Bluedragon-sr2wz 2 года назад
@@oldtimegames96 because technically it's making fun Jesus and Mary as well as his birth, basically no jokes about any sort of major icon in religion (or at least for how I was raised in Christianity)
@ryu_798
@ryu_798 2 года назад
Ah some realized that that song was about the birth of Christ, to be sung to infants, so that they would love Jesus at a young age.
@sovietdoge.7369
@sovietdoge.7369 2 года назад
Welp, I was sung it at a young age and.. I don't really care about Jesus.
@WannabeDev1
@WannabeDev1 2 года назад
I was song it at a young age but I don’t support any religion, so ha suck it.
@aubreyhuff46
@aubreyhuff46 2 года назад
@That V.I kid I think it's more so upbringing as well, as I don't care about Jesus either
@alucardian101
@alucardian101 2 года назад
@That V.I kid I was brought up Catholic and am now an atheist. Still sang this as a kid, along with many other charming tunes such as ring around the roses. I was brought up on choir and church psalms. However, now I like metal and honestly am at peace with myself. Ultimately, there's no correlation between religion and music in my opinion.
@Laskadeo
@Laskadeo 2 года назад
@@alucardian101 you are so wrong it's not even funny Religion and music are so intertwined. The father of classical music Johann Sébastien Bach wrote only over 300 sacred cantatas. Also churches are one of few places keeping organs for people to compose music. If want to take it to the modern age SLAYER entire idea and music is based of Christianity. Tom Araya even said it was his catholic school upbringing that gave him the idea, because the scariest thing he could think of was the Devil. Even Sabbath wore crufixes at every show cause it brought them luck. If you want to go super historical religions are the ones who trained most musicians and had songs written down. Atheists gaves us philosophy and Vladimir Putin.
@glitcher8839
@glitcher8839 2 года назад
Never before have I been so offended by something, I 100% agree with
@T8...
@T8... 2 года назад
I know right
@Fairywithabunker
@Fairywithabunker 2 года назад
I'm not offended🤣
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
Why are y'all offended?
@T8...
@T8... 2 года назад
@@childmessengerofgod2853 we aren't
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
@@T8... Good
@I.Have.Darkvision
@I.Have.Darkvision 2 года назад
I’m sending this to all of my friends right now no exceptions
@purpleore1239
@purpleore1239 2 года назад
He has a Charlie The Unicorn shirt. That automatically makes him one of the best RU-vidrs out there.
@patrickholzer6415
@patrickholzer6415 2 года назад
Chaaaaaaarlieeeee!
@alansmith3049
@alansmith3049 2 года назад
No!no it does not I love this man's videos but that shirt makes him a sick sick man it truly hurts my heart to see someone with a wonderful sense of humor projecting those images so casually .........sigh just fuck bro come on
@patrickholzer6415
@patrickholzer6415 2 года назад
...you okay, buddy? Who hurt you?
@alansmith3049
@alansmith3049 2 года назад
@@patrickholzer6415 lol my ex actually she'd play that dumb video all the time then she took the kids......so yeah fuck Charlie
@the0siren0of0night
@the0siren0of0night 2 года назад
Chaaaaarliiieeeee come to candy mountain (candy mountain) chaaaaaarrrrrlllliiiiiieeeeeee
@MLGHazrad
@MLGHazrad 2 года назад
I thought Mary had a little Lamb was inspired by the story of Jesus, yet it is a weird coincidence that the real story was that a girl named Mary raised a Lamb after it was abandoned by its mother as a result the Lamb follows her every where.
@rivetthelombax7009
@rivetthelombax7009 2 года назад
Thats fantastic. Im sharing this one lmao.
@thatonepercyjacksonfan4786
@thatonepercyjacksonfan4786 2 года назад
I like how in the song "Silent Night," Jesus' birth was described as a quiet night despite the fact that Mary was literally giving birth... 😂
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 2 года назад
Yeah, a virgin woman gave birth, logically speaking, it would definitely have been loud
@sovietdoge.7369
@sovietdoge.7369 2 года назад
Yeah, no. Even if that child is holy there is no way
@silentshadow3894
@silentshadow3894 2 года назад
well pain from child birth is said to be one of the punishments for original sin when adam and eve were kicked out of eden and Mary is said to have been born sinless so she would be a proper mother for God so i am guessing that means giving birth to Jesus was not actually painful and therfore Mary would not have made much noise. I also remember hearing somewhere that Jesus did not cry as a baby but that might be a thing people made up later. Though that is not to say you need to beleive any of this it just lines up in the bible that it was more than likely prety quiet despite someone giving birth in a barn.
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
@@silentshadow3894Wow he didn't cry as a baby but when he was in the cross he did tho
@geoffreygeorge999
@geoffreygeorge999 2 года назад
@@silentshadow3894 mary did sin
@x-48
@x-48 2 года назад
Little Jesus: hey mom, where do babies come from? John: yes Mary, where DO babies come from? (edit: Joseph)
@hamlet8179
@hamlet8179 2 года назад
*Joseph
@x-48
@x-48 2 года назад
thanks
@Username-qu1jt
@Username-qu1jt 2 года назад
John?
@x-48
@x-48 2 года назад
i know. i messed up.
@thatprocrastinatingwriter6995
@thatprocrastinatingwriter6995 2 года назад
@@x-48 I mean you could be referring to John the Baptist if you want:
@cheezeygoodnez7801
@cheezeygoodnez7801 2 года назад
My man finally figured it out
@lainydakka4962
@lainydakka4962 2 года назад
I figured it out before the punchline hit me and I Laughed
@VitaminDealer
@VitaminDealer 2 года назад
I agree, you gotta retire after that pun
@Mandingo_Warrior
@Mandingo_Warrior Год назад
I think that was the logic behind the song now that you said it 😂
@voicelesskraken7454
@voicelesskraken7454 2 года назад
This video is the definition of. “No, no. He’s uh-he’s got a point.”
@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter
@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter 2 года назад
Lol can u pls make a myth skit of bast after discovering catnip. I’m literally begging you pls do it
@ryuuchiu1113
@ryuuchiu1113 2 года назад
Oh no dont tell the bread boys about this
@10Raccoon
@10Raccoon 2 года назад
This is on the same level as my communion joke. If communion wafers are Jesus's flesh, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, then does that mean communion wafers are Lamb chops?
@KadettKrock
@KadettKrock 11 месяцев назад
"Get off!" ... LMFAO!!! Simply wonderful...
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 2 года назад
Nice roast! Baaa-aahhh!!! -Lucifer
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 2 года назад
I like how the other guy was fully expecting something the other guy to say something lame
@BlueDog241
@BlueDog241 2 года назад
Omg. I'm stealing this! And telling my pastor. 😆 🤣 😂
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks 2 года назад
Let me know the reaction.
@Wishuk112
@Wishuk112 2 года назад
let US know the reaction
@partycreeper1434
@partycreeper1434 2 года назад
BANNED
@thedragonreborn9856
@thedragonreborn9856 2 года назад
For the love of God, I need to know what happens
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
WHAT'S HIS REACTION YOU MUST TELL THE PEOPLE
@syl3r
@syl3r 2 года назад
I always thought that's where that song came from
@SCPguy-06
@SCPguy-06 2 года назад
I think this is actually how the song came to be
@AngelaSmith_1970
@AngelaSmith_1970 2 года назад
XD this was the Dad Joke I needed this morning 🤣🥰thank you 🤣🙏🏽
@RaidoDemonSimp
@RaidoDemonSimp 2 года назад
Ha lol thanks for posting on my bday 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
@chrisbrito9210
@chrisbrito9210 Год назад
Yooo the candy mountain t shirts is 🔥
@amandablake2694
@amandablake2694 2 года назад
Believe it or not The song Mary had a Little Lamb actually came from what he just said
@EmoPrincess241
@EmoPrincess241 2 года назад
The shirt drip, though. Charlie is a classic.
@dutchvanderbilt9969
@dutchvanderbilt9969 2 года назад
He knew that was coming before he even said anything.
@negadoge
@negadoge 2 года назад
The deadpan in this is perfect
@Welldressedfe
@Welldressedfe 2 года назад
Dudes brain is expanding every second
@FunFilmFare
@FunFilmFare 2 года назад
Tempted now to send this to my church XD
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
Ok send it tell us how offended the Christians are.
@SH1N0B1W4N
@SH1N0B1W4N 2 года назад
Getting kicked out of the Vatican any% speedrun
@jm6456
@jm6456 2 года назад
I thought this was gonna go somewhere else, somewhere far darker
@jacobcollard440
@jacobcollard440 Год назад
Bro caught me off guard 😂😂😂
@zoebug
@zoebug 2 года назад
Me a Christian: HOLY CRAP HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT-
@thatprocrastinatingwriter6995
@thatprocrastinatingwriter6995 2 года назад
Same
@elizabethweigle6146
@elizabethweigle6146 2 года назад
I love your Charlie the Unicorn shirt!!!
@jonathanmerli9723
@jonathanmerli9723 2 года назад
That was good. I'm going to start using this. Thanks.
@zachfreedom644
@zachfreedom644 Год назад
As a Catholic I approve this joke.
@justaway_of_the_samurai
@justaway_of_the_samurai 2 года назад
I thought this was going to blasphemous, but ended up being a pun. Good job.
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 2 года назад
I can't be the only one who thought this was going in a very different direction
@po.emazing3845
@po.emazing3845 2 года назад
I was really sad and crying then I saw this, damn this made me happy. Thank you
@chucklesdeclown8819
@chucklesdeclown8819 2 года назад
HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT BEFORE
@richardgonzalez6409
@richardgonzalez6409 2 года назад
St. Peter is definitely bringing up this one when he dies.
@drakebrown3324
@drakebrown3324 2 года назад
Told this to my mom, and now she’s chilling
@denisioan6528
@denisioan6528 2 года назад
"Most people rejected his message The people hated The Mythology Guy because he told them the truth
@Jubileeh
@Jubileeh 2 года назад
Until this year my whole life I thought “Mary had a little lamb” was about Mary giving birth to Jesus
@tbazz95
@tbazz95 2 года назад
She took that lamb to temple one day, temple one day, temple one day. She took that lamb to temple one day, And broke the pharisees rules.
@timlopez643
@timlopez643 2 года назад
And following Jesus's schooling was against the rules. Hence his crucifixion
@yeetmaster75
@yeetmaster75 2 года назад
"No no, he's got a point"
@thefreakmachine
@thefreakmachine 2 года назад
We all are SOOOOO going to hell. But we'll go there laughing!
@Iliadic
@Iliadic 2 года назад
If you knew anything about Christianity you'd know that the only thing Hell-worthy is sin. More specifically, blaspheming the Holy Spirit.
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
No you go there screaming... extremely loud and unimaginably terrifying....but this ain't blasphemy so you can laugh idk why y'all scared to laugh
@junebug0120
@junebug0120 2 года назад
Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb who was really just a guy
@carameldansenn
@carameldansenn 2 года назад
"Get out" Me: i agree
@storyteller192
@storyteller192 2 года назад
Never have I heard a joke about Jesus that was actually funny *until now that is*
@solt2944
@solt2944 2 года назад
I thought he was gonna say in those times lambs get sacrificed. Sigh I need help
@sovietdoge.7369
@sovietdoge.7369 2 года назад
Now that's comedy.
@Maskedmenace8267
@Maskedmenace8267 2 года назад
T thats the fucking point of the nursery rhythm
@meowbatter4966
@meowbatter4966 2 года назад
This is definitely be me when I tried to be friends with Christian for the first time. 😁😆😂🤣😈
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
How is this you?
@Based-Anti-Theist
@Based-Anti-Theist 2 года назад
@@childmessengerofgod2853 He tries to joke, but Christians are snowflakes who can't take the joke and get offended and yell "bLaSpHeMy!"
@truck-kun941
@truck-kun941 2 года назад
New sandwich idea. Lamb on flat bread with red wine vinaigrette.
@aliyah5169
@aliyah5169 2 года назад
Satan: how did you get here Me: Mary had a little lamb- .....
@meatball.9710
@meatball.9710 2 года назад
How have i never heard this before
@jezikerr3720
@jezikerr3720 2 года назад
I thought that was what it was referencing!
@wizardm8549
@wizardm8549 2 года назад
Well played sir well played
@manneyqp_1553
@manneyqp_1553 2 года назад
That’s what the nursery was about…Mary having a little lamb(Jesus)
@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 2 года назад
You know, I found this somehow warming to heart and funny at the same time. You never think about the details of things, especially regarding your own belief. *Mary had a little lamb.* That's gold. (Hope the Lord doesn't get angry on me for this one.💧💧)
@childmessengerofgod2853
@childmessengerofgod2853 2 года назад
This ain't blasphemy
@241Cookies__
@241Cookies__ 2 года назад
When I tell you I WHEEZED-
@JellyCleverBEgg
@JellyCleverBEgg 2 года назад
Sorry I can’t comprehend is that an Charlie the unicorn shirt
@dustymiller8752
@dustymiller8752 2 года назад
He hath stumbled upon the joke!
@asheronwindspear552
@asheronwindspear552 2 года назад
Considering where he was born I think we can safely say his fleece wasn't white as snow though.
@nadroji6549
@nadroji6549 2 года назад
That’s a good one, gotta write that down
@tonyhakston536
@tonyhakston536 2 года назад
This isn’t a pun, this is literally the entire point.
@CalifornianCuttlefish
@CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад
I am BAAAAshamed of you
@SupermanYT.
@SupermanYT. 2 года назад
I'm going to try this
@finnmchugh99
@finnmchugh99 2 года назад
*The Spanish Inquisition burst through your door* Didn't expect that did you?
@Hezekiah7
@Hezekiah7 2 года назад
I thought that, that was where the song came from
@willmangrum3686
@willmangrum3686 2 года назад
I think that might be where the sing comes from. Not fully certain though.
@lillianvanes3914
@lillianvanes3914 2 года назад
Thats actually where the rhyme came from lol
@NorrisVaughn
@NorrisVaughn 2 года назад
I agree with that last line...
@the_cold_breadstick_
@the_cold_breadstick_ 2 года назад
Yeah but why does it say, "whose fleece was white as snow she took it to school one day school one day school one day Mary had a little lamb something like that"
@hydraking1125
@hydraking1125 2 года назад
Alternate title "Mary pun"
@kingstonbatch4032
@kingstonbatch4032 2 года назад
I knew he was gonna say that
@sevabaratchodhri5893
@sevabaratchodhri5893 2 года назад
You won't believe what I had for dinner last night.
@madhattergodess
@madhattergodess 2 года назад
That is the worst dad joke I have ever heard
@samanthasmith6864
@samanthasmith6864 2 года назад
The shirt lol. Charlie The unicorn
@isaim3561
@isaim3561 2 года назад
Alternate title: Mary pun
@novusnocturnm
@novusnocturnm 2 года назад
This reminds me as the poffin Forrest where the wild things are video. XD as a dad I 1000% approve of this joke.
@BladeUchiha1
@BladeUchiha1 2 года назад
Okay that is funny and clever I really like that
@cylwyd6250
@cylwyd6250 2 года назад
Charrrllliiie we must go to candy Mountain to meet mary
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks 2 года назад
Wish I could give this more than 1thumbs up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chorenewt
@chorenewt 2 года назад
Yes that's literally where the song comes from
@AnAngryMagpie
@AnAngryMagpie 2 года назад
love the shirt
@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901
@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 2 года назад
CHARLIE!! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN !!! 🦄🦄🦄🍫🍬🍭🏔🗻⛰️ CHAAAAAARRRRLIIIEEEE!
@Papa_Waffles
@Papa_Waffles 2 года назад
How dare you speak the truth in my presence
@jaegar2786
@jaegar2786 2 года назад
How the fuck haven’t seen this for twenty years…
@TraCC11
@TraCC11 2 года назад
Holy shit.
@raymondclaypole6926
@raymondclaypole6926 2 года назад
And I know what I never thought of that I didn't say this next time when I am in Bible studies 🤣
@lextiglao6549
@lextiglao6549 2 года назад
So that's how they made song