SO MANY UPDATES!! | Phasmophobia w/ Bob & Wade 

Mark drawing the card of death, screaming, and standing in the open undying whilst everyone around him dies is one of the greatest examples of plot armor I have ever seen.

"You're on your own now, Mark." **dies** That was incredible that the ghost actually went for Wade instead.

11:01 Wade literally pausing the horror, "No, ME!", sacrificing himself, "that's right you're on your own now Mark!", then dropping dead... That is just the most *Wade* thing. xD

Mark: sees cards kill Bob Also Mark: starts frantically drawing cards

*Mark's neck gets snapped Bob in a muffled voice: "ʷᵉ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵖ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ"

11:06 Wade jumping in front of Mark to take the Ghost’s attack is both nice and evil at the same time. _You’re on your own, good luck_

Hey Mark, these are what the tarot cards do: Hangman - Kills you immediately Wheel of fortune - Burns green = +25 sanity / Burns red = -25 sanity Devil - Manifestation Death - Triggers hunt Moon - Sets sanity to 0 Sun - Sets sanity to 100 Hermit - Doesn't allow the ghost to roam Fool - Looks like a normal but then reveals itself and wastes a card Tower - Forces activity Priestess - Revives a dead teammate

The fact that Mark drew the High Priestess AND the Hanged Man, without him realising how rare they are and both were the fool astounds me

Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull” Ghost: **starts to hunt** Mark: i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, i’ve got really bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!

Wade: “If you speak, the ghost will find and kill you” Mark: *proceeds to scream at top of his lungs whenever the ghost hunts and brings the ghost to him*

i like how mark drew 2 of the rarest cards in the game that could’ve both saved bob and ended himself in one hunt

Wade’s sacrifice was the best thing I’ve ever seen. The emotions and the timing were just [chef’s kiss]

Mark pulling the Death card and yelling “I got bad news!” had me absolutely wheezing 😂

Mark: "OH I'M ABOUT TO DIE" Also mark: *continues to stand in the exact same spot and stare at the hallway*

Wade: Okay when the haunt begins the ghosts can hear you now, so we have to be very quiet Mark: I have never been quiet in my life and I don’t plan to start now

"Is that the 'Death cup' or the 'Go there' cup?" lol I legit died as I watched Mark second guess Bob and Wade's intentions of leading him astray. lol

Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull” Ghost: *hunts* Mark: i’ve got bad news, i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAH, i’ve got realy bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!

"The ghost can hear you when it's hunting" Mark: **literally says every single word in the Oxford, Scrabble, and Urban dictionary**

The sequence with Mark drawing cards, the coffee mug, and him continuously managing to somehow survive is easily one of the best Phasmophobia moments.

I like how there’s just a type of ghost called “Hantu” in that game, while it’s just the Malay and Indonesian word for ghost.

8:27 **draws the death card** "I got bad news, I got bad news" **desperately draws even more cards and they all turn into the fool** "I GOT BAD NEWS, I GOT BAD NEWS!" And that's why you don't mess with the Deck of Many Things 🃏

The fact that the first ghost was a banshee meaning Wade's sacrifice was unnecessary is hilarious

Wade sacrificing himself to try and save Mark was sweet, even if it was a fiasco

The game: "This is an update." Mark: "Dear god." The game: "There's more coming soon." Mark: "No..."

Mark and Wade communicating to a dead Bob via a silent moving coffee cup is so much funnier to me than it should be

Alternate title: Mark and friends discover that shooting a porno at a haunted house has the ghost laughing too hard to kill

It's been years since I've seen a markiplier video and seeing that he's still playing with bob and wade almost made me cry. These guys have been together for the longest.

Bob died drawing one card, Mark survives drawing cards like he’s in Yu-Gi-Oh Guys, Yu-Gi-Oh’s Author, Kazuki Takahashi have passed away on July 6,2022. May he Rest In Peace and maybe even duel God in heaven

the "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" and Wade snapping his own neck was more dramatic than most horror movies ive seen

Mark hiding behind the tripod is the funniest thing I've seen in this game. Then continuing to pull cards when the ghost was hunting 🤣

Bob: "where are you?" My immediate reaction: "and I'm so sorry"

Bob: (draws a card from a deck of cursed cards and dies) Mark: Ooh look! Some cards on the floor. (starts drawing multiple cards)

The chaos always escalates when Mark is with Bob and Wade and I'm here for it!

11:02 The "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" got me 😂💀🤚

Markiplier: *dying* The boys: tried to throw a cup at you mark.

Holy shit, a high priestess during the hunt AND the final card being a hanged man but switching to the fool... holy shit, Mark just played roulette and the gun fuckin jammed.

*dying* That whole chain of events with Mark telling Bob to throw the cup at him if he's about to die. Nothing. Then hunting and cup. Then Wade steps in like "No me." *LOOKS DIRECTLY AT MARK* "You're on your own Mark" "whatdoyoumeanOHGOD!" So much good

I love how eagerly Wade dives into the great beyond. "Hah! ME!"

I like how Lixian is cultured and used the majora’s mask moon

"You need to be quiet when the ghost is hunting, don't talk, don't do anything" Mark: *screams a top of his lungs when the ghost is hunting*

The fact that he could have possibly revived bob if he didn’t waste the cards during the hunt is pretty funny

32:09 I've found Wade's Defense Mechanism: Aggressive Pitbull noises

I wish Mark would do more of these. Absolute favorite playlist!

Wade really stopped the chaos and said “NO. ME.” And he got what he wanted. What an icon

the change in mood at 30:59 was actually so terrifying and nobody talks about it

Honestly the best part is how Mark almost never knows what is going on lmao. There's always one person in the group tbh

Bob holding the miror, it breaking, the door slamming shut, and then the door opening to reveal Bob dead was the funniest thing I have seen all day

Loving the new updates. I also had 4 new ghost ideas. 1. Devil: only reveals evidence during hunts and only hunts when someone says its name but otherwise has 0-5second cool down between hunts. 2. Fey: can move or take your items or similar trickery based tactics, during hunts saying its name slows it down / makes it stand still briefly, or has a chance to end the hunt. 3. Anomaly: only reveals clues which do not clue into what it actually is, requires you to test all possible evidences to see what is missing rather than what is present. 4. A Legion: a group of two or more ghost types haunting a single location hunting on their own schedules but occasionally overlapping. As a bonus I would also like to see angels or seraphim put in somehow but im not sure how that’d be done lol

17:11 the start of Bob and Mark just going to admire Wade's backside While Wade is clueless lol Idk why but this was one of the funniest moments in the vid xD

8:50 He got two of the rarest cards in the game - the High Priestess, a 2% chance card that revives a dead player, and the Hanged Man, a 1% chance card that instantly kills the player. Just your typical Markiplier luck

11:02 In an completely unexpected act of pure heroism and selflessness, Wade sacrifices himself by getting in the way of the *Terrifying-Horrofying-Spooky-Scary-Malevolent-Malicious-Evil-Vicious-Violent Ghost©* to save Mark (who by the time was *CLEARLY* and *UNDENIABLY* paralized out of pure fear), not before using his final breath to tell Mark about how he will have to go walk the path of life alone from now on. F for this fallen hero. That ragdoll tho, 10/10 would cry again.

Mark: Bob throw the cup were the ghost is! Bob: ‘throws the cup in front of mark’ Mark: that’s not good. That’s the part that got me.

When he drew the high priestess while it was hunting, broke my heart for poor Bob a little xD

It shows that Wade really, really loves this game. His level is astounding.

11:00 This whole sequence was so funny the music stopping and them saying "no me" and Wade choking himself

27:40 IVE HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS EXACT STICK THING WHAT THE HELL

17:55 I lost it when they put the music behind wade LMDAO

That intro was legendary

Immediately reminded me of that glorious moment when mark was screaming while everyone else was locked out of the house and they could hear him dying

Wade jumping in front of Mark to save him was heart warming

Mark, I just want to thank you. I have been struggling with school, motivation and depression but after watching Iswm, I became aware of how much work you put into that amazing project and it inspired me to work harder. Because of you, I am graduating. Because of you, I mustered up the strength to push on when I felt too tired to work. Thank you for being there for us. It is truly amazing thinking back on how much your channel grew as we grew. I know this is quite random but I wanted to let you know of the positive impact you have on your viewers.

Man I missed watching this game with them. It's so fun to hear them scream and stuff ahah.

Wade: "If you speak at all while it's hunting it will find you." Mark: **yelling and screaming every time the ghost hunts**

*Ghost is about to kill mark* Wade: No! Me! *Steps in path* You're on you're own now, Mark. Mark: What? Why?? Wade: *starts convulsing*

Mark tries to draw Exodia and survives. Bob draws Blue Eyes White Dragon and gets killed instantly.

Bob: { *pulls from the Deck of Many Things, dies for his arrogance* } Mark: "Oh it's big brain time." { *pulls Death card, then proceeds to pull every other remaining card from the Deck of Many Things, confusing it to the point where it just starts calling him a Fool, having no other strategy for this course of action* }

Wade: “it’s still hunting” Mark: “nah, no it’s not.” Wade: *sacrifices himself bc he doesn’t want to deal with the ghost hunt alone.* omg I missed the phasmophobia stuff 😂

17:55 Wade just violently twerking like that😂😂

Lixian is like a genie. He has all the power at his fingertips, able to change reality in an instant, but he can only do as Mark commands.

"You're on your own Mark" Goodness I haven't laughed this hard for a while

8:26 Mark : _(Draws a Death Card from Taro Stack)_ "I GOT BAD NEWS! I GOT BAD NEWS!!!" Mark : _(Repeatedly gets ridiculed by The Taro Cards by only giving him "The Fool" Cards)_

@28:43 the serendipity thing Mark mentioned in Distractible happened and the light blew up.

Okay, can we just acknowledge that super seamless animation in the intro?? Damn Lixion, on your A-game, I see.

I wonder if Mark and the gang will play the game when the new Sunny Meadows map gets released. (or rather when the Asylum gets reworked!)

The coffee cup being thrown at mark’s face to confirm he is about to die during the hunt was amazing 😂 Edit: Omgsh lol wade walking in front of him to save him then instantly dying 😂

17:30 lol

Wade: hates horror games the most out of the bunch Also Wade: knows more about every horror game than the rest put together

Mark has done everything he could to keep himself from quoting space this whole time and now that it's out he's gonna do it with every upload

When Mark asked Bob to throw the cup if he was going to die then soon having Bob actually throwing immediately as the ghost hunts making Mark yell “OH IM ABOUT TO DIE!!” Is probably the best and funniest thing that happened to me today- I love all of their humor so much

24:00 for reference, the mirror breaks when its user runs out of sanity. If you're low sanity, the mirror will break faster.

Mark: *goes to the safe space creepy room* Voice: ~hey~ Mark: AAAAA

Famous last words : "ok , so this ghost is a little aggressive."

I wasn’t actually expecting a jump scare when mark looked at the moon. Damn you Lixian!

11:04 that was amazing. Very cinematic. Perfect timing.

Mark and the deck of many things would be great. "If I keep pulling something good is bound to happen!"

When the Tarot Cards are drawn during a hunt, they will all end up as "The Fool." Only draw them if the ghost isn't hunting.

“Fun” Fact: The last photo on the board is from the “Amityville Horror” house. The ghost pictured is believed to be that of 9 year old John DeFeo. One of the all six family members murdered by Ronald DeFeo.

I'm so happy! Bob, Mark, and Wade are playing together again! I have been listening to distractible but watching them play games together is so refreshing for some reason.

THE FACT HE GOT THE HIGH PREISTESS IF THERE WOOULD NOT HAD A HUNT HIS FRIEND COULD HAD BEEN REVIEVED😭😭😭😭

Lixian's edits are supreme, Mark must keep him forever.

Mark: “throw the cup at me if I’m about to die” Bob: *nothing* Mark: “oh okay I’m good” *three seconds later* Bob: *throws cup at mark* Mark: “IM ABOUT TO DIE?!” 😂😂

Love how no one mentions how Wade's level increased by about 800 since the last episode.

John Madden is an incredible reference

11:04 when Mark is scared af coz everything flickers and then Wade comes at the time everything goes back to normal like saying "see, nothing to be afraid of" but he twists his neck after is the real horror movie experience

Wade: "No! ME! That's right, your on your own now Mark!" *Gets strangled by the ghost*

Ngl that moon jumpscare got me

I couldn't help but scream when Mark was drawing cards during the Hunt. He drew a High Priestess! He could have brought back Bob!

I love how after you draw the death card everything else turns to the fool It's calling you a clown for thinking you can draw cards to get yourself out of that situation

"The ghost can hear you if you talk when it's hunting." Mark: *Proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every hunt*

7:46 ghost flies in corner💀😂