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The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"
As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.
I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself
As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids' correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)
I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.
@@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)
So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.
-1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment. -TheUltraChinese
@@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol
I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.
How many hours do you play games? 5 min every weekend “+100 social credit” 1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit” 4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit” 24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”
Let me help you 👍 •Firstly move to China Repeat after me •China is the best🇨🇳 •Taiwan is not a country •What is Tiananmen Square? •Nothing happened on 4th June 1989 Great you now have more than 10000 social credits Glory to the CCP! 🙏
@@anwzdewan6969 Listen, China is lying to it's people. China's government is the worst Taiwan IS a country A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. The CCP sucks. As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.
@@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.
@@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community. But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.
LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.
Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;
Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow: Blue: June Fourth Incident Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989 They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.
As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan. It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date. Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@sunbeames1847 There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.
@@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.
@@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine? How old are you, boi?
These questions should be included: “Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?” a) Yes b)Nothing there at all c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps “Are there genocide on Uyghurs?” a) Yes b) No, because they deserve it c) No, because they are terrorists d) No, because they need re-education “What kind of people Uyghurs are?” a) White European b) Chinese c) Chinese d)Chinese “Is East Turkistan a country?” a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP b) No and it has always been a part of China c) No and I don’t care history d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China “Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?” a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire b) No, HK IS CHINA! c) No, HK has never even been a colony d) No, I don’t care historical documents! “How many years of history does China have?” a) Hundred b) 4000 c) 5000 d) 1.8 millions
The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons? Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
What really happened at Tiananmen Square was this: People were protesting about Chinese rights. They weren’t gonna stop protesting so the Chinese military started killing them off by running them over with tanks. This all happened on live TV
It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.
I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.
@@囧囧囧-w6t Detail for the "immediately" Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.
At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese. If you don't know something, that's wrong. 4 is also wrong. Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct
All joke aside, their Social Credit System is fictional. However, our Social Credit Score is a reality, which would prevent you from getting loan, rent, or credit cards if the score is too low. Which they don't have.
1:00 六四 1:28 Every time those Chinese know that I am Taiwanese in online game, they always bully me and laugh at my country, but I didn’t do anything wrong, why this happen on us (´･_･`) …anyways, thank you for supporting TW Hecker :D
Don't let it get to you. You're amazing! Many people bully on online game anyway. It is generally a place of scum and villainy. Best to play with friends lol.
Having studied the Chinese language extensively, I can safely say that the way you answer the question at 1:07 can reveal with 100% accuracy whether you are a psychopath, so pay attention.
Actually the right answer to the first question is as many as possible, the 1 child, even 2, would reduce your social credits score ( cause of the declining population in china)
I don't think china has a declining population? The whole reason why they even restricted families to have only few children as possible is because they are overpopulated, no? Maybe you're thinking of japan?
@@akagi9537 no, I'm thinking of china. The last census has shown that the population of China shrank. The one child policy was modified as early as of mid 80s to allow people in rural areas more than 2 and it was converted to national about 10 years ago, and it was completely lifted this year, allowing people to have more kids ( because of the census results probably but the reason officials gave would probably be something else)
Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr
As a Chinese, i confirm that description is true. And with this comment of propaganda, I've got 114514 points social credits. Have a nice day, ❤ from Xinjiang camp.
Hello American here. I hope the best for your people. China are the modern day Nazis and your people are so strong. I feel modern Americans take the country we have for granted!
