Jupiter is the longest living planet in the solar system. He also has has the most mass, so that proves another point for me. So just because he is the biggest doesn't make him smart. Its how long he lived in the solar system since he was the first planet. So I just answered your statement of "Just because he's the biggest doesn't make him smart." So you're welcome kind sir for me proving that. (pin pls this took a long time)
i loved the begining lol, I personally think that earth is dumb because he is all the time thinking in his earthlings, and i don't think neptune is evil, maybe he forgot everything except important things for him, like uranus' name or facts about himself, things that happen to people with mental diseases, and pluto is in the kuiper belt but he is way closer to all the other dwarf planets so he is not as alone as Neptune