Someone please stop Ellen... 

I am so pissed at the time she forced Mariah Carey to admit her pregnancy, meaning when she later had a miscarriage she had to publicly announce it instead of privately grieving

That one time she laughed on her show at a fan's art broke my heart, imagine putting some much effort in a piece for someone you admire and they laugh at you

The jokes in her apology make me angry. It’s like she’s bellitlining it and it dosent even seem attempted to seem genuine

James please be my friend

Otto looks so healthy. As an animal care student who's studying in care, management and husbandry I'm glad that he seems content and happy. You have a nice cat!

Am I the only one who thinks they put her in white to show “purity”?

I was sus of elen when she asked BTS if they’d ever hooked up with their fans...

“Why don’t we change her name to Ellen DeGeneres to Ellen DeTwat?” I’m dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂

My dad use to work at the house of blues and Ellen had a show there she didn’t talk to him but his coworker got the wrong type of coffee so Ellen threatened the guy by saying she is so powerful that she could ship him to another country to have him killed so I kinda knew she was terrible the whole time To everyone calling this story BS I understand how they don’t believe it but honestly I don’t have evidence myself it’s a claim my dad made but the hate gets frustrating

I totally agree she is sorry she got caught. She was totally aware of all the issues going on not just her behavior and only decided to change something when she got called out.

"If you jump scare people, you deserve the death penalty." So... I work in a haunted house-

“Ellen please be my friend” James: God imagine posting that publicly This one got me 🤣

She’s mean, she makes me feel awkward and no one claims her

looks like james is the only man who actually knows how to apologise

I really want a “day in the life of Otto” video

"Hold on we have to program in a smile.." 😂😂😂

Small brain: Ellen has not be a genuine nice person this entire time and as is actually quite mean Big brain: Ellen has been replaced with a clone

James we need more cat content

"If your a stinky boi then get out face, i want nothing to do with you" James Marriott 2020

When he post a video and just started his live stream.. also i love you and ur cat is adorable

0:05 Straight up cheetah

JaMeS bE mY fReInD

Congrats to everyone who got into the video at 5:53

2:15 YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO SAY "ELLEN DEGENERATE" OML I AM PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THAT ONE KEKW

"these massive slabs of human" killed me

I love seeing really popular RU-vid channels talk about conspiracies and subjects that would get a lot of criticism because I feel like a lot of popular channels just talk about what's cool and mainstream and conforms to the status quo or whatever the hell, because they might be afraid of losing followers. Sometimes they even dog on people who think critically or make fun of them. So then i, as a viewer who thinks they are hilarious and loves their content, am now left in this grey area of wanting to continue supporting them but then kind of sad that they kind of just would view people like me in that way when I'm really not that much different from them. It just makes me feel better when there are people on RU-vid that use their platform in this way and aren't afraid of what people think

First thing I thought as this video got posted at 11: 30 pm my time was "OOO James has elevated to bigger celebrities now"

be my friend?

be my friend???

“WE ARE STARTING A NEW CHAPTER” then she clapped at herself for doing the bare minimum

Be my friend?

I am robot. I play Jenga. (Angry birds jenga)

i got second hand embarrassment just watching the clips of ellen

I was so not expecting the jenga bit and I had a stroke laughing

This video kinda hurt my feelings because my grandma loved this show,but than again my grandma died 10 years ago.

I have just realized that I’ve been saying her name wrong for years To be fair, the last time I saw one of her episodes was at least 3 years ago

I would have respected her more if she would have just said, this is my show and I’ll do what I want. If you don’t like it then don’t watch it. Bam! I’m tired of all these apologies. Just once I want somebody to say no, I’m not sorry, suck it.

My cousin used to work for ellen, used to do her hair and makeup and boy does she have stories.

Kitty! ✨❤️✨ I love him 😭💕💕💕

James, please, please, be my FriIIiiEEeenD!

James:I have a theory Me:A GAME THEORY?!

*shane Dawson gets popular again off conspiracies* James: it’s free real estate (Lmao no hate James)

the meanest thing elen has ever done: give people cars that makes your taxes higher

OMG Ellen's "apology" is just pure cringe!

James please be my friend 🙏🏻

I scheduled my shave for this video thank you for entertaining me while I hv a good trim down below

James, please be my friend.

James, please be my friend!!!

The way you talked about subscribing to your channel actually made me want to subscribe. Looking forward to more videos :)

Parrot.

Thats weird it says the email doesn't exist

*niall horan looking different here*

Otto makes me happy

James: Is that COMIC SANS??? no james, it isn't

Ok I'm sorry but WHY are you so funny like how is it physically possible 🤣🤣🤣

That one clip of her getting angry at the translator translating real time a bit slowly...and than not even bothering to hear the kid’s answer. I hated it. Not to mention when she called psy on her show to show “his -funny trendy dance” without even introducing him, hes so big in korea and had to introduce himself.

Be my friend?

This definitely isn’t the real James. He didn’t mention being trilingual in this video at all.

James touched on a very important lesson that it took me too long to learn: Just because someone apologizes does NOT mean someone else is obliged to accept it nor is someone else obligated to forgive them.

He..He didn't say hes trilingual.. James, blink twice if you're ok

Her saying “IF i offended anyone” like she’s basically not admitting that she did offended anyone she should’ve said “to the ones that I have offended”

My favorite defense was other celebrities being like "ShEs So NiCe To Me, ElLeN's NoT bAd!" As if she can't be not nice to other people.

"If you jumpscare people, you deserve the death penalty." Me, a haunted house actor: uuuhhhhhh

Honestly the worst thing she’s ever done is when she tried making Mariah Carrey drink champagne to find out if she was pregnant even though she hadn’t even gone through the first trimester yet and then a week after she had a miscarriage like just imagine the pain Mariah went through and that she had to tell the world she had a miscarriage like she could’ve kept it a secret but Ellen basically made her tell everyone she was pregnant at the time before her first trimester ended like it was so cruel of her to do that

‘I’m sorry that you’re offended.” Has such emotionally abusive parents energy Edit: I just wanna adopt all you guys that are replying :( luckily my dad is no longer in my life but I really hope things get better for the worrying 1.3k people that liked this

Finally, someone acknowledging the difference between "I'm sorry I did that" and "I'm sorry if I hurt you with what I did."

“sorry if i offended you” IS NOT AN APOLOGY

Last time I was this early James was only bi-lingual

Now we see the rare james marriot in his habitat, critisism

People are really saying they shouldn’t be attacking her because she’s gay... Well shit. Okay. As a lesbian, I give everyone a gay pass, then.

Ellen during the show: Ellen De Generous Ellen behind the scenes: Ellen Degenerate

She went from Ellen The Generous to Ellen The Dangerous

Why is she apologising to the audience she should be apologising to her workers,guests in person , this is all for the people to stop bashing her to take off the heat and as James said is probably pre written by writers she probably treats like shit too, it's so Disenguinine

You said "DeTwat" when you could have said "DeGenerate." I'm so disappointed.

the interview with a kid that didn't speak english and had a translator hurt and disgusted me so much, if you didn't see it she asked a question and while the translator was saying it to the kid she said "what are you asking it's just one question oh my god" and then when the kid started answering it she interrupted him and said something like "okay nothing it doesn't matter"

She kinda looks like my gym teacher, that god awful gym teacher that yells at everyone. Wouldn't be surprised if they turned out to be sisters

Bro why is Otto not running away you never tamed him with fish

After hearing the “Be kind” saying was about a kid that killed them self and Ellen laughing an making a joke about it made me mad..

James kissing his cat is everything 🥺🤩

The fact that she doesn't mention it further or goes into more detail about these allegations is proof that she isint sorry, she had to be called out for her bs and waited until she was called out for it. It shouldn't have happened in the first place and then trying to justifying it by mentioning shes gay?! No thankyou. Thankyou for coming to my Ted Talk

My favourite video is when SuperM went on Ellen and she just rolled her eyes bluntly in front of them. And then mark called her out lmaooooo

We all know that Niall Horan bleached his hair again and is posing as Ellen now

I call her Ellen-the-not-so-generous nowadays

james you had one job, not Ellen datwat it's Ellen degenerate

who's gonna tell ellen nobody watches her show for her, we watch it for the celebs she interviews

Why am I this early when there’s only RU-vid bots

That virtual audience is TERRIFYING. Also anyone who has to say “You know I like you right?” Also terrifying.

"You rarely get people who apologise for their actions: 'Hey I did this thing, I am sorry I did this thing.' A lot of people say 'I'm sorry if you got offended.' or 'I'm sorry if this upsets you.' That isn't lamenting the action you did in the first place. That's not really saying you regret being mean; you regret them finding you mean." "I highly doubt that she's highly sorry for any of the things she did. She's only sorry because they ended up affecting her." James, you should literally do quotes.

Not to be weird but i apprechiate the way James makes fun of people. It sounds rlly bad but he makes fun of everyone equally and makes non offensive jokes- if that makes any sense- and i love it. ;w;

Why the bots want me to be their friend

You were replaced James. This clone is pretty good but he didn't mention being trilingual

"You guys haven't seen Otto in a little While" We haven't seen James in a little while.

I think the reason why she said “if I offended anyone” and not just saying “I’m sorry I did ____” is so no one sues her.

ellen hasn’t aged at all edit: why are y’all arguing about US politics in my replies, please stop edit 2: why are you arguing about rappers wtf

James you’ve got no business pronouncing “jenga” like that

I was legit confused about how someone can be formerly black until I figured out they meant they were a former employee... how did I get into uni

the greatest apology I have ever gotten is "I'll try not to hate you anymore" beat that lmao

I honestly didn’t know who Ellen was- so when he said her name I thought he said ellen degenerate....

What is that breed of cat jesus christ its beautiful