Something’s Burning S1 E4: Burger Cook Off With Sebastian Maniscalco & Roy Choi 

the contrast of personalities with a roy choi buffer in-between is magic!!!. God love you Bert. Sebastian great seeing you in you’re element…. hahaha awesome.

Love all the construction sounds in the background, very authentic. Always when youre trying to grill out lol

The kill desire in Sebastian's eyes when bert was going on about how happy he is to win is honestly all I need to make it through this day. Pure comedy

I was really hoping this was a round 2 and not a rerun.

Bert must drive Sebastian nuts. He's constantly talking over people and doesn't appear to listen after he asks a question. Fun.

Bert, you need to do more of these types of Something's Burning. My favorite episode by far and I've been waiting for something similar for a while.

This gives the same energy as when Ron and Chris make burgers in Parks and Rec

Roy: As long as it doesn't have 4 patties Bert continues to make a 4 patty burger 🍔 and wins 😅

Bert is the most obnoxious goofball ever. But his raw, authentic sincerity is on display at all times. The combination of all of that makes for some sort of dumpster fireball of charm and likability. His reaction to learning that he won is the epitome of himself, you could tell Sebastian was annoyed, but happy for Bert at the same time. Like, on paper, Bert should be one of the most annoying people, but in the real world, all of his negative elements blend to make someone who id love to be friends with. Actually i just thought of the best metaphor since they talked about Kim chi. Bert is the Kim Chi of people. The raw ingredients are gross by themselves, cabbage, vinegar, fermentation, etc, but together they make the recipe for a culinary staple that is the basis to an entire cultural cuisine

Why are you holding out on what everyone actually wants to see Bobby Lee & Chris D'Elia lol 😅

Been after this video for ages! Berts reaction makes me cry with laughter everytime

Bert's laughing when he won was the greatest screech attack I've ever seen from him 🤣🤣 Also Bert cooked like shit but still won 🤣 story of his life

Just saw the tik tok…. Now I’ll be spending the next hour here I suppose. Thx again BERT!!!!

I feel like this was Bert’s greatest win ever… I’ve literally never seen him that happy in anything… I’ve seen him laugh way harder but not just pure joy like this.. he went from all sad and flustered to over the moon hahaha 😂

somebody *FORGOT* to include the "Somethings Burning" theme song!

It’s honestly a crime that Tom and Christina haven’t been on the show yet. Dr drew would also be awesome.

If you think Portillos has good Italian beef then you need to try Olandos in Round Lake Heights, IL. Their Italian beef makes portillos look like dog water

It’s like watching 2 special ed teachers with a horrible student

Sebastian is gonna get the boys down from Chicago. Sebastian doesn’t like to lose.

Anthony Bourdain is one of the few celebrities I can still get sad over knowing he's not out there anymore.

Whyd they even take em down? Such BS. Mining views.

Omg! That was awesome! Both cooks did a great job! Wow! Love cooking and comedy. Love both comedians! Chef was fair. Now I want a burger!❤️❤️

About time you brought this back.

Always cook the bacon first and eggs or anything else in it second 😉🍻

Sebastian Maniscalco is SO milquetoast. Doesn't say anything good because he doesn't want to offend ANYONE. Very Hollywood...CRINGE

Sebastian angrily asked if Bert let’s people speak. How naive we all were back then.

not even 2 minutes in and I am crying laughing at how intensely Sebastian got his apron out

Bret is always all over the place while cooking drives me,Roy and Sébastien nuts you can see it...💩 everywhere, giant mess of dishes piled up lol got to love E L MACHINE tho got a heart of gold on his sleeve.

I dare you to beat Tom Papa on bread or Joe Rogan on Steaks

On a different note: I just watched The Machine. Man! You are a good actor! Hilarious! I loved every second of it! You’re a natural!

Back when Bert was thinner, dude is mad swollen nowadays 🤦‍♂️

Brent should have slid Roy a a quick 500$ in front of Sebastian after.

Think this needs a rematch! 😂 was amazing

I never comment on anything. I feel compelled to say SOMETHING. Please, take a Food Safety course or something. You don't have to be perfect but I believe you can do better. There is so much cross contamination and Roy is being so polite. Please, before someone gets sick. I love this show and the idea behind it but you gotta be careful, especially if other people are eating your food.

Jesus Bert was unbearable at the end. He doesn’t always have to overdue it

Bert did the "raffle winner joke" but in real life. I wonder if they planned it out or if it really was stressing Sebastian out. Burt also did a couple of foreshadowing of the type of joke in the show earlier on. Very funny and anxiety ridden for perfectionist watching.

Bert’s reaction is so ridiculous.

Sebastian doesn't return Bert's communications anymore...

"A lot of taste." That should be the name of Bert's next tour, or the tag line for his podcast. 🤣

Ogs already know this is reuploaded

roy just thinking bout salmonella

did Roy get food poisoning after this? lol

Isn't this from 2 or 3 years ago?

Let's goooo with that banger Baby Walrus!!!

Sebastian got a taste of the down and dirty, bet he changed up his burger game after this lol!

Is this a reupload?

Thanks for slowly re-releasing episodes instead of all at once.

Lock down for the 3 days? Covid: hold my burger

I'm still waiting for brad williams and adam ray or the kill tony crew but this is also a great episode. I'm going to tell my niece to check this out for her first time.

Sebastian was hilarious in this!!!!!!

Man the Color on these cameras are such trash for how much money Bert has and even had at the time years ago doing these episodes. Plus the producers seemed to be lazy at editing.😂

Bert you gota do more like this. The judge doesnt have to be a chef.

That chicken sound Bert made at the end made the rest of the tension make more sense

56:42 Bert almost slipped in a little racism 😂

it took me so long to realize this was a rerun

(IMO) they are reposting bc of a technicality. Notice there's the exact season, and episode number. I'm sure the original isn't posted anymore. Doubtful he would repost because of complacency. Berfs work ethic says otherwise 😤 This is all speculation, obviously I dont know all the facts.

I'm from Chicago..... when Roy said als and Johnny's and Mr beef..... that is are top 3 Italian beef spots...... portillos and Buena beef is for tourists and all over

Sebastian is thinking "enough with this boring chat, let's cook..."

Dying to see the rematch

Re-runs suck.

Bert smacking his lips makes this unwatchable after the food is done.

53:35 The Heinz squirt bottles STINK for sandwiching, not Sebastian's fault. I like a squeezer calibrated for drizzle like the tall refillable diner one's.

What grown man, that didn't get dropped off by the "special bus", acts like that??? It's like playin "Two fuh Flinching!" with Sinatra...this guy...smh... The frequency of this squealing wee tod and the look on Sebastians face... That'll be enough for him to live comfortably on for the rest of his life! Sebastian can just sell out stadiums from now on just to push play on a remote and say... Would you look at this shit I was forced to live through in the name of comedy.... ❤ No offense ❤ The hell did I just watch... PS Bert, the wife and I tried your burgers, absolute knock out! From a worn out chef of 15 years, that is a great burger sir! Love you guys! ❤❤❤

I love it Bert is trying to say Gardinair which is Italian pickled vegetables and they just plow right past it

Bert won fair and square. My favorite comic of all time. Although Sebastian is great too. It kinda makes sense though since Bert has prob. more experience from cooking on this show and for different people.

how kind of him to pretend like bert is actually a competitor haha

Cool interview. Wish you were a bit more humble in your victory, but 🤷‍♀️. Try to get Aziz to let you interview him please! 2 bears may be a better environment for him though

Call Brad Williams again and get him to fall out of a chair... Just skip over the whole him confessing to raping a chick on Carlos Mencia's tour bus part of that episode. lmao.

Feel like when Sebastian said, can we “kick this up to the next level can we start cooking “ was his way of saying kets speed this up. Feel like him and Bert’s personality doesn’t vibe too well. Love Bert and Sebastian to death.

Not gonna lie I was higher than giraffe pussy when I watched this and the damn bird chirping in the background had me losing my shit and I thought I was hearing things and was looking for a chirping sound for over a hour in my house. I thought I was losing my mind. Thank you for making my morning fun lol

Sabaaaaastian. Eggs in the burger meat? Why do Italian-Americans need to put a spin on everything? 20% fat ground beef, salt, pepper…

For the first time Bert was quiet for more than a few seconds at a time (this was enjoyable to the end, and yes I've seen it before), and then his inner narcissist exploded like a volcano at the end, ruining my chances of ever watching his podcasts longer than I already haven't been.

Imagine this city on lock down for 3 days. Six months later while city shut down for 2 years lol

I can only imagine how painful it must be, to be a professional chef and watch somebody like bert try to cook & butcher every step along the way😅 "isn't mise en place a restaurant?"😂

Astrologically, all 3 are water signs. Bert is a Scorpio, Sebastian is a Cancer, Roi is a Pisces ♏♋♓

Why does he remove the original videos and reupload?

Roy had the opportunity to put Bert in his place, but he chose getting paid over integrity. Bert is a cancer in humor, and I don't even like Sebastian. I cant believe i watched the whole thing to have Roy just sell out.

What a horrible experience. You can see how Bert tries way too much, and everyone is lost. #mustardhands??

I just wish that Bert and Bill could like ..patch things up and heal things ...

You are right, Meis En Place is/was a restaurant in Tampa and a rival to another on the island. Both James Beard winners. One went to CIA and the other went to Johnston Wales.

Hey Bert the sphere in Las Vegas is open. When you doing a show there? That seems up your alley...the promo for that would be nuts

I was scrolling through youtube quicky and thought the thumbnail had Bobby lee in it

What’s with the re-runs? These are already on RU-vid why put them up again? Some real lazy work Bert

PLEASE do another episode like this!!!!!

It's crazy hearing about the riots and the 3 day lockdown!

Sebastian is like the commercials burger, well Bert is what u get when u door dash the food. Lol.

Something's Burpin'. Bert thinks he won an Oscar, and then he uses it as a microphone.

You need the comedian frenchy on ur show maybe when u start drinking again either way I think u will love him

34:39 no Sebastian,he doesn't 😅 I Have lost count of how many guests have asked that same exact question😄

Will now Sebastian's had help from the judge it's a bit unfair

Need a rematch. This was great lol

Also enough with the fake laughter especially at the end of this video just to get attention and try to be louder than everyone else bro you getting too old for this and I guess I'm gettin too old to be listening to this lol

i’m so dumb i got 17mins in when i realized the actual chef isn’t cooking and he’s the judge 😂

After he won I would I have left. I couldn't deal with the easy he was acting

That ending is 🎉

All the rule to being a meat eater is you got to treat your meat right it's the whole thing it's a lifestyle of keeping them safe fed and happy

You got to take care of them look after him it's like the Japanese version of wagyu

My uncles employee texted him that Jason Mamoa was at his small SF bar the one day we were out of town😭

What a coincidence that sebastian is next to Roy, who was a street food vendor...

Idk if it’s just cus I haven’t slept but that top camera angle is pissin me off