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Something’s Burning S2 E05: Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings Try Caviar & Dijon Baked Salmon 

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Something’s Burning S2 E05: Comedians Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings try to guess which caviar is more expensive, I make homemade potato chips, and Dijon baked salmon.
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HOME MADE POTATO CHIPS
INGREDIENTS
* Russet potatoes
* Cooking Spray
* Salt
* Pepper
* Others seasoning to taste
Steps
1. Coat tray with cooking spray
2. Thinly slice potatoes with a mandolin
3. Lay flat, not overlapping, on tray
4. Season to taste
5. Air fry at 360° for 15 min.
DIJON BAKED SALMON
INGREDIENTS
* Salmon filets
* Mayo
* Dijon mustard
* Lemon zest
* Dill
Steps
1. Combine mayo, mustard, zest, and dill in bowl; mix until incorporated
2. Spread thin layer of mixture on top of salmon filets
3. Bake at 375° for 18-20 min.
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Комментарии : 4,8 тыс.   
@andyperkins6642
@andyperkins6642 Год назад
Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.
@kingheart9555
@kingheart9555 Год назад
🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment
@bumbleWeaver
@bumbleWeaver Год назад
every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...
@K11G4N
@K11G4N Год назад
Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂
@pathora
@pathora Год назад
This is too accurate. 50:54
@kevinledvina9387
@kevinledvina9387 Год назад
This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣
@ShredHouseGaming
@ShredHouseGaming Год назад
Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing
@andrewcavasos1449
@andrewcavasos1449 Год назад
That's how he lost ben 🤣
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas Год назад
I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house
@johnlawrence5383
@johnlawrence5383 Год назад
@@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him
@wnrandom98
@wnrandom98 Год назад
They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?
@snavisTM
@snavisTM Год назад
I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head. It's pretty sad
@youngwmhs5229
@youngwmhs5229 Год назад
What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.
@ricosuace6996
@ricosuace6996 Год назад
This was weirdly deep . Lol
@jzen1455
@jzen1455 Год назад
It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.
@jordanmartin3434
@jordanmartin3434 Год назад
wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag
@wolfm8097
@wolfm8097 Год назад
Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.
@danwiberg8537
@danwiberg8537 Год назад
Lmaooooooooooooo
@MrJDadBlack
@MrJDadBlack Год назад
Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂
@wearesorryfortheinconvenience
@wearesorryfortheinconvenience 10 месяцев назад
gross
@calebkeife5823
@calebkeife5823 Год назад
Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen
@VampiresAreRealGuys
@VampiresAreRealGuys Год назад
he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.
@somethingiwrote9074
@somethingiwrote9074 Год назад
@@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 Год назад
Irish heritage. We're born with it.
@nicktg319
@nicktg319 Год назад
used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one
@connordouglas9565
@connordouglas9565 Год назад
I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣
@GK-qc5ry
@GK-qc5ry Год назад
Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10
@kingwild772
@kingwild772 Год назад
wiping his nose too 😂😂
@ZedNebuloid
@ZedNebuloid Год назад
And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.
@stinkypinky8090
@stinkypinky8090 Год назад
Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@Jeter23
@Jeter23 Год назад
Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert
@rudyjakobs1317
@rudyjakobs1317 Год назад
Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮
@thinkplanetearth2946
@thinkplanetearth2946 Год назад
Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.
@zamorafernando76
@zamorafernando76 Год назад
44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂
@marcuslangenderfer1917
@marcuslangenderfer1917 Год назад
😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on
@nickinskeep
@nickinskeep Год назад
dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face
@josef2012
@josef2012 Год назад
He has some concerns...
@spectazular7489
@spectazular7489 7 месяцев назад
This is not ideal.​@@josef2012
@tubby6339
@tubby6339 6 месяцев назад
And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated
@Ze-Germanzuk
@Ze-Germanzuk Год назад
Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣
@kggregorie
@kggregorie Год назад
Like a female Luis J. Gomez
@Darkhare33
@Darkhare33 Год назад
Ehh... call it try hard
@Mijo1810
@Mijo1810 Год назад
Incels
@AirWindFire
@AirWindFire Год назад
@@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.
@stephaniefitzsimon1021
@stephaniefitzsimon1021 Год назад
Whitney's perseverance and mental fortitude as a comedian is honestly impressive. 😂
@blahblahblah1988
@blahblahblah1988 Год назад
Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.
@jrufus9169
@jrufus9169 Год назад
Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.
@dellila9301
@dellila9301 Год назад
She’s annoying
@letmehandlethis69
@letmehandlethis69 Год назад
double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive
@nicka7150
@nicka7150 Год назад
You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol
@aconran72
@aconran72 Год назад
A hundred percent
@Justo773
@Justo773 Год назад
Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂 Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭
@ChristineOBrien-yb6uh
@ChristineOBrien-yb6uh 5 месяцев назад
Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂
@FreeOfAllFear
@FreeOfAllFear Год назад
Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnathan5291
@johnathan5291 Год назад
😂
@AlexFuerteventura
@AlexFuerteventura Год назад
Pills and pounds.. Im dying 🤣
@SnarkyJohnny
@SnarkyJohnny Год назад
God damn it! Lmao
@boomshocka1000
@boomshocka1000 Год назад
She would kill the show
@The1Mustache3
@The1Mustache3 Год назад
The look in his face @ 44:31 🤣
@gstate1091
@gstate1091 Год назад
This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣 "you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣
@teaCupkk
@teaCupkk Год назад
And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.
@phnix6242
@phnix6242 Год назад
also its Roe V Wade
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 Год назад
Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂
@triberedeyetv5971
@triberedeyetv5971 Год назад
Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding" LMFAO OMG!!!!!!! "I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it." THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh He is a fucking wizard
@VampiresAreRealGuys
@VampiresAreRealGuys Год назад
i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years
@closer20jc
@closer20jc Год назад
@@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool
@zeragon7
@zeragon7 Год назад
My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭
@die4race
@die4race Год назад
" Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 Год назад
Too bad his stand up is poo poo
@zeragon7
@zeragon7 Год назад
@@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.
@Chris-P
@Chris-P Год назад
Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 Год назад
@@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing
@pragmaticparadox5981
@pragmaticparadox5981 Год назад
It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂
@ADekuKid
@ADekuKid Год назад
I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol
@The-nz8ui
@The-nz8ui Год назад
Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂
@keithst.laurent9024
@keithst.laurent9024 Год назад
“I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂
@DepthFromAbove
@DepthFromAbove Год назад
Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.
@christopherboxford9556
@christopherboxford9556 Год назад
She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.
@DepthFromAbove
@DepthFromAbove Год назад
@@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?
@christopherboxford9556
@christopherboxford9556 Год назад
@@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun
@christopherboxford9556
@christopherboxford9556 Год назад
@@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...
@DepthFromAbove
@DepthFromAbove Год назад
@@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mcE0aAhbVFc.html
@Nick-ds6oc
@Nick-ds6oc Год назад
Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 Год назад
That confirms he's from Florida.
@damoncisneros
@damoncisneros Год назад
Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂
@stinkypinky8090
@stinkypinky8090 Год назад
Best comment ever!!😂😂
@mrimpossible4353
@mrimpossible4353 Год назад
I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.
@StickmanCyclops
@StickmanCyclops 4 месяца назад
The look of disgust on Tim Dillon's face as Bert prepares this meal is hilarious.
@Wholelotta708
@Wholelotta708 Год назад
"The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal
@kristenbarron1379
@kristenbarron1379 Год назад
Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂
@nickp440
@nickp440 Год назад
Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills
@squatchit5700
@squatchit5700 Год назад
@@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills
@nickp440
@nickp440 Год назад
@@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!
@Kmanjr0
@Kmanjr0 Год назад
The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.
@b__p
@b__p Год назад
And it was right after he said they were great lol
@HawtDawgWadder
@HawtDawgWadder Год назад
I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.
@JamieGBeats
@JamieGBeats Год назад
I enjoy that the crew put the recipe for the mayo salmon in the description like people are gunna actually cook that.
@jafe3331
@jafe3331 Год назад
I did! LOL and mine turned out great. 😂
@aprilamidon1776
@aprilamidon1776 28 дней назад
​@@jafe3331thanks now I will try it! I actually love salmon! soooo healthy for you!!
@facelessbeauty
@facelessbeauty Год назад
Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.
@TheDavejmcknight
@TheDavejmcknight Год назад
Me too!
@at.holliday
@at.holliday Год назад
Sounds like a little kid crying
@Wodenseyes
@Wodenseyes Год назад
It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao
@TheJulesfoote
@TheJulesfoote Год назад
Bert is a man child
@JaymeLaplante
@JaymeLaplante Год назад
Burnt laughs like this man ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Fkk9DI-8el4.html
@Kbwintyy
@Kbwintyy Год назад
I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂
@raouldukesgolfshoes1253
@raouldukesgolfshoes1253 Год назад
She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.
@xhandhele
@xhandhele Год назад
I think we heard 2 totally different shows.
@Mrwill1041
@Mrwill1041 Год назад
@@xhandhele whitney sucks
@patrick1714
@patrick1714 Год назад
Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.
@lumpydavidg2201
@lumpydavidg2201 Год назад
My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆
@quarterpounder6587
@quarterpounder6587 Год назад
The funniest part of the whole episode is that fact that Whitney didn't land a single joke the entire time 😂😂
@1988ZER
@1988ZER Год назад
And normally some of them would have been funny. If they came from someone else or if Tim Dillion out joking everyone else
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo Год назад
I was wondering if anyone else would notice . Every single time
@lynchinjesus
@lynchinjesus Год назад
You could say that about her entire career.
@jzen1455
@jzen1455 Год назад
Her funniest joke was "North Korea?" after Bert says he uses Korean Mayonaise. But Bert took that incredible funny joke to the next level when he said yes it''s North Korean and has a stricter taste.
@bleedgreen52
@bleedgreen52 Год назад
Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless
@nikoneko798
@nikoneko798 Год назад
haha yes, he hated it from the start
@stephaniefitzsimon1021
@stephaniefitzsimon1021 Год назад
46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂
@michaelreimer6055
@michaelreimer6055 Год назад
The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?
@SkeetSystem
@SkeetSystem Год назад
44:30
@1988ZER
@1988ZER Год назад
@@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol
@flandog85
@flandog85 Год назад
Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself
@letmehandlethis69
@letmehandlethis69 Год назад
who? Tim and Bert? lol
@johnmillay6790
@johnmillay6790 Год назад
@@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣
@j.a.r.family2576
@j.a.r.family2576 Год назад
Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Год назад
Whitney ruins the whole thing.
@flandog85
@flandog85 Год назад
I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know
@rileydallaire9923
@rileydallaire9923 Год назад
Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭 “It’s not history” “We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂
@chelseascrazy
@chelseascrazy 11 месяцев назад
I think he was referring to his mom just dying
@CL-hl8ui
@CL-hl8ui 7 месяцев назад
I’d like to know more about these peptides lol
@JasonDelodovici
@JasonDelodovici Год назад
Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook Год назад
44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂
@xbabu142x
@xbabu142x Год назад
I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook Год назад
@@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”
@JasonSvoboda
@JasonSvoboda Год назад
Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook Год назад
@@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot
@lawrencecarlson2151
@lawrencecarlson2151 Год назад
@@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying
@brandonbates4434
@brandonbates4434 7 месяцев назад
Tim calling caviar "Roe v Wade" after they said caviar is a fish's period is so good!
@casirm
@casirm Год назад
The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time
@plnkfloydian7814
@plnkfloydian7814 Год назад
Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.
@josephdeseta
@josephdeseta Год назад
Fake b i z n e z
@natedoggschip
@natedoggschip Год назад
Best comment ever
@h0gb0t
@h0gb0t Год назад
Is "jewels" code for Sub Prime Mortgage?
@yvesnux7264
@yvesnux7264 Год назад
We're talking snow?
@2ndhandsextoy838
@2ndhandsextoy838 Год назад
The King of fake business.
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 Год назад
Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao
@MrOvlov02
@MrOvlov02 Год назад
berts always so ignorant
@flipmode9236
@flipmode9236 Год назад
hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments
@zombygunslinger
@zombygunslinger Год назад
I love how Whitney is always trying to see where the camera is.
@stanleyfranks9891
@stanleyfranks9891 Год назад
Thats because She's a Giant Narcissist and insufferable human being
@bingbongthegong
@bingbongthegong Год назад
They have monitors by the cameras. She's looking at those.
@benjip9349
@benjip9349 7 месяцев назад
Tim Dillon is so funny, even comedians don’t understand him. Never stop
@johnperish
@johnperish Год назад
God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.
@jasondraughon8825
@jasondraughon8825 Год назад
It’s very important.
@stevepower778
@stevepower778 Год назад
Fish over steak
@axos3130
@axos3130 Год назад
tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job. he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).
@rocky13m
@rocky13m Год назад
I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching
@eduardoescobar1906
@eduardoescobar1906 Год назад
them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot
@Zkullz69
@Zkullz69 Год назад
Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!
@diogoferreira9413
@diogoferreira9413 Год назад
Tim is not Whitney
@Mijo1810
@Mijo1810 Год назад
@@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel
@diogoferreira9413
@diogoferreira9413 Год назад
@@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind
@jimbeanie8985
@jimbeanie8985 Год назад
@@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?
@LimorG
@LimorG Год назад
It's a real knife fight
@Mermaidmilkshake
@Mermaidmilkshake Год назад
I think every episode the food somehow turns out ok except this one 😂 Bert laughing never gets old to me
@michelemurphy3541
@michelemurphy3541 Год назад
Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it. I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.
@michelemurphy3541
@michelemurphy3541 Год назад
Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden. Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds. Serve with sparkling wine. Mwauh. ❤
@sethhildebrand8753
@sethhildebrand8753 Год назад
Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv
@veemack9129
@veemack9129 Год назад
Tim is scared and super disgusted 😂😂
@ElChuntyCabra
@ElChuntyCabra Год назад
100% lol
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 Год назад
Tim best bits: 6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table 11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up 13:00 Pudding 18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy 21:50 Whitney on a date 53:00 One Idea 1:03:10 Mayonnaise
@Kraftravioli
@Kraftravioli Год назад
Whitney's worst bits: The whole show
@jessmira223
@jessmira223 Год назад
What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!
@whanauof5
@whanauof5 Год назад
@@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂
@gorgejung307
@gorgejung307 Год назад
Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.
@prakwillem
@prakwillem Год назад
1:08:50 Thats enough
@deadmenwalkingpodcast
@deadmenwalkingpodcast Год назад
Tim’s last two jokes (toast & and enough) in the last two minutes of the episode makes it worth watching the entire episode.
@majorxdf
@majorxdf Год назад
I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.
@WiiNESticles
@WiiNESticles Год назад
I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.
@joeysantana8648
@joeysantana8648 Год назад
1:03:28 😂
@beagler4234
@beagler4234 Год назад
Than
@AlienTrees
@AlienTrees Год назад
Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."
@briangalloway3684
@briangalloway3684 Год назад
Fr tho 😂
@jorgepadilla9945
@jorgepadilla9945 Год назад
Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed
@knc1
@knc1 Год назад
There is no way you can convince me Bert didnt shit himself during this episode.
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo Год назад
Whitney can’t land ONE joke. And Tim just keeps making layups
@christianpackard8674
@christianpackard8674 Год назад
"the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.
@raidzeromatt
@raidzeromatt Год назад
Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?
@christianpackard8674
@christianpackard8674 Год назад
@@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.
@beejereeno2
@beejereeno2 Год назад
@@raidzeromatt no.
@raidzeromatt
@raidzeromatt Год назад
@@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to I just didn't know if they all had them
@anthonyburton8393
@anthonyburton8393 Год назад
Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh
@noonefromnowhere307
@noonefromnowhere307 Год назад
Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.
@shia1156
@shia1156 Год назад
"Glasses aren't going to help you with literacy" lmaooo Whitney Cummings is underrated
@theladytiger_
@theladytiger_ Год назад
literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 Год назад
Fresh ginger and lemon.
@discoverneweyes
@discoverneweyes Год назад
Pancake syrup marmalade and bacon, geez git wid it!
@coffee.3.4
@coffee.3.4 Год назад
@@discoverneweyesmarmalade is better off in the trash can
@CIRCLEOFTONE
@CIRCLEOFTONE Год назад
Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.
@briangalloway3684
@briangalloway3684 Год назад
🤣 best moment for sure
@KatKhatibi
@KatKhatibi Год назад
Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂
@jameswood1935
@jameswood1935 Год назад
Billionaires MukBang
@TheEasyLifee
@TheEasyLifee Год назад
@james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆
@whoaskedforthis8320
@whoaskedforthis8320 Год назад
This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips
@ninemimesleft
@ninemimesleft Год назад
I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 Год назад
He would strangle her after 3 episodes
@phnix6242
@phnix6242 Год назад
"I never had crack cocaine" "DUDE! YOU - ARE - GOING - TO -LOVE -IT!!!" Always sunny
@ryanowns5
@ryanowns5 10 месяцев назад
Tim dillon eating caviar and casually saying "this is roe v wade" was one of the best moments ever.
@LPyellowking
@LPyellowking Год назад
It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏
@charlief8171
@charlief8171 Год назад
We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking
@z17seattle
@z17seattle Год назад
Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 Год назад
Fighting through Whitney to hear Tim is truly hard work worth doing
@ptptpt123
@ptptpt123 Год назад
Whitney is very likeable with people that match her comedy, which is not always on her own podcast.
@adamconley7926
@adamconley7926 Год назад
I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!
@carolgoodwin7537
@carolgoodwin7537 Год назад
I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.
@jdub5225s
@jdub5225s Год назад
Bro around the 8:13 mark, the comment Bert makes about being gay is so wild it left even Tim Dillon speechless for a brief moment lmaoo
@Kevin2589
@Kevin2589 6 месяцев назад
The Roe V. Wade joke was insanely under appreciated holy shit that was so fucking quick
@aimhighmediaservices8875
@aimhighmediaservices8875 Год назад
I literally laughed like Bert when Tim started laying into how terrible the salmon dish was. "Its just hot mayonnaise"
@stephaniefitzsimon1021
@stephaniefitzsimon1021 Год назад
The one hundred dollar hotdogs are starting to sound pretty good right about now. 🌭😂
@jakecalabrese8699
@jakecalabrese8699 Год назад
Best part forsake
@shawnsavant1296
@shawnsavant1296 Год назад
I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox
@eyesee1509
@eyesee1509 Год назад
If that's bad botox then sign me up.
@johnwoods5095
@johnwoods5095 Год назад
She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol
@johnwoods5095
@johnwoods5095 Год назад
Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?
@AleksandarIvanov69
@AleksandarIvanov69 Год назад
​@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand. Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?
@johnwoods5095
@johnwoods5095 Год назад
😂😂
@Nick-fg6vr
@Nick-fg6vr Год назад
Show is worth a whole watch. Just for Tim's last joke "yeah I think that's about enough". And Bert's laugh had me dying 😂
@persnickety369
@persnickety369 9 месяцев назад
Tim and Whitney... Great match. They can yell over each other's yelling. No problem.
@lucius8675
@lucius8675 Год назад
This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 Год назад
I saw that.
@lucius8675
@lucius8675 Год назад
@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 Год назад
@lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣
@KPITGangsta
@KPITGangsta Год назад
Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.
@dank_productions94
@dank_productions94 8 месяцев назад
Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling
@joshiboi6135
@joshiboi6135 Год назад
"Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂
@alexstratis6526
@alexstratis6526 Год назад
“What is this (champagne) for ” “He’s doing a nice thing, he’s got mayonnaise”…. 💀😂🤣🤣😂💀🤣
@dylanfrazier7750
@dylanfrazier7750 Год назад
Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂
@MrJORDANnumba1
@MrJORDANnumba1 Год назад
Damn Whitney really went 0-30 on this one. She kept looking at tim to see if he was laughing. And he didn't. Not once 🤣
@Muench13
@Muench13 Год назад
Omg man. You gotta love Tim.
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 Год назад
He's tired of her shit! 😂
@guytyler4871
@guytyler4871 Год назад
She’s better alone instead of trying to impress funnier comics. Nothin but internet level love tho 😊
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 Год назад
@@guytyler4871 that's so true
@jzen1455
@jzen1455 Год назад
She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.
@douglasgatewood6396
@douglasgatewood6396 Год назад
When you watch Bert enough you will eventually start to laugh like him. Tim and Whitney trying your salmon reminded me of the cologne scene in the movie Anchorman 🤣 This content is absolutely amazing, so please keep it coming!
@evandercaldwell9993
@evandercaldwell9993 Год назад
Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂
@odoylerules360
@odoylerules360 11 месяцев назад
This ends with Bert hiding behind the kitchen counter crying & shitting himself, Whitney choking to death, and Tim enumerating every way that the Bert's cooking is bad, wrong, and disgusting. Wow.
@illuminati5160
@illuminati5160 Год назад
This became the roast of Whitney Cummings as soon as Tim was invited
@MattMcLaren253
@MattMcLaren253 Год назад
I do appreciate that Whitney eventually came to terms with the fact that her joke notes sheet was better used as a napkin to spit her food into.
@jzen1455
@jzen1455 Год назад
Funny when she said "It feels like we're bombing". No she was bombing. Bert and Tim were killing it and managed to make her turds of jokes funny.
@phanied.3772
@phanied.3772 Год назад
Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂
@HorribleHumorVideo
@HorribleHumorVideo Год назад
Hilarious!! 😆
@JustinGalindoRealtor
@JustinGalindoRealtor Год назад
I rewatched that part so many times haha
@javiervarona001
@javiervarona001 Год назад
So quick with it too 😂
@austonmartin2613
@austonmartin2613 Месяц назад
Podcon is actually a genius idea
@danielhernandez3831
@danielhernandez3831 3 дня назад
The way he looks at the salmon while he slathers mayo on it 😂
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy Год назад
This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.
@katiekopp903
@katiekopp903 7 месяцев назад
Between Berts grandma laugh and Tim saying May-naise.. I'm dying 😂
@D6LL6S
@D6LL6S 2 месяца назад
1:08:54 Tim’s comedic timing is unmatched
@aelfgernon7729
@aelfgernon7729 Год назад
This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.
@LordConstrobuz
@LordConstrobuz Год назад
cringe
@atavachronn
@atavachronn Год назад
Nice word salad
@callumpoole5021
@callumpoole5021 Год назад
It’s a lot easier to say Tim is the only funny one here
@patimbarrato5103
@patimbarrato5103 Год назад
Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly
@phlee1629
@phlee1629 Год назад
yeah he was really grossed out lmfao
@joshuamullaney195
@joshuamullaney195 Год назад
12:52 Tim's brilliant "Percocet Pudding" bit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@zonedoyestander
@zonedoyestander Год назад
I've never felt more sympathetic towards anyone as I did for Bert at the end when they're roasting the mayo salmon. Tim and Whitney's reaction to Bert cope laughing was hilarious though.
@voicesofdetroit
@voicesofdetroit Год назад
I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.
@johnmillay6790
@johnmillay6790 Год назад
Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work
@Ottophil
@Ottophil Год назад
@@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny
@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 Год назад
@@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along
@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 Год назад
How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao
@GK-qc5ry
@GK-qc5ry Год назад
Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks
@MikeS-uv1jb
@MikeS-uv1jb Год назад
The only way to pull Bert out of a spiral of laughter is a few words from Whitney. Masterful work Tim.
@MrMeowTheSecond
@MrMeowTheSecond 11 месяцев назад
Whitney went home and immediately tried to put a curse on Tim. Fortunately her handlers took her down before anyone could get hurt.
@Anewfoundmindset
@Anewfoundmindset 2 месяца назад
I love how Whitney pretends she doesn't know how to eat Caviar , just be yourself sweetheart.
@mjbetts1
@mjbetts1 Год назад
I love the part where Bert picked up the salmon with his hands, then coughed in to his hand, then reached down and grabbed his waste band to pull up his pants, then wiped his hand across his mouth, and then continued cooking without washing his hands. 😂
@lopezaldana7
@lopezaldana7 Год назад
🤣 💀
@stephaniefitzsimon1021
@stephaniefitzsimon1021 Год назад
Lmfao
@Jboy19881
@Jboy19881 Год назад
So Bert
@schophi
@schophi Год назад
While Tim is looking on in sheer horror
@marcedmunds2063
@marcedmunds2063 Год назад
Is there anything more Bert?
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