If any of you are being eaten alive by the familiarity of the melody at the beginning, let me spare you the time and frustration I endured for weeks: Sleigh Ride. My sister showed me the similarity and I owe her my sanity.
Lyrics: If you’re ever in a fix and it’s a fix you need to nix that I’m your go-to guy (You’re not a guy) Don’t be so literal And don’t forget I’m not a shrinking violet A solid rock am I So don’t go thinking I’ll crumble when the you-know-what hits the fan Theres no problem that’s to big When you’re married that’s the gig So don’t be a sexist PIG Is it asking too much of you It’s only cuz I love you Let me be your right In fact, I’ll show you that I’m right (Where are you going?) I’m gonna get you boys some MEAT Baby I’m your right Don’t put up a fight I can be your right Starting here tonight Let me be your right-hand man Let be your right-hand ᴍᴀɴ